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#12213

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:37 a.m.

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Kirk: the sophomores don’t believe me that Sahu and I get PSL’s from Starbie’s

Pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks.

kirk, sahu

#12212

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// doing a logistic word problem Kirk: give me 5 words *sheep, foot fungus, ducks, toenail clippings, speed trig* Kirk: see the last class was more creative, they didn’t just pick things they could see around them.

#12177

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Sept. 21, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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Kirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!

P2 Analysis B. Part 3 of the diffeq word problem from earlier. //mod note: merged with two related quotes, also the sandwich itself is probably <500 g

analysis, kirk

#12155

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot

#12154

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Kirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!

#11974

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June 12, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Kirk: You could remove the yugoslavia part and just make it a math problem. //So True

#11939

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June 6, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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Kirk: Just as a recrap Kirk: did I just say re-crap?

#11922

1111

May 31, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Ostrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules

ostrander was standing near the air purifier and commenting how the wind felt nice on his armpits.

kirk, ostrander

#11921

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May 31, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Ostrander *whispering to Sahu*: So you make all this shit up and [inaudible]

teacher cursing in class!?!?!? //mod note: Ostrander's not a teacher

kirk, ostrander, sahu

#11920

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May 31, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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Kirk: I should get something. Jamie: *i* should get something!?