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Jan. 4, 2013, 6:53 p.m.

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Klein: If you make a threat, you have to be willing to carry it out. Student: What if you carry it out without making it? Mike: Then you're Pham.

#4227

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

#4159

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June 4, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

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//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!

#4131

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May 8, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

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Mike: The Jewish pope said... //Whole class starts cracking up

#4124

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May 4, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

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Mike: If I didn't write that book report, Jesus Christ would be alive!

#4003

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Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

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May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.