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#6143
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⚐ Report//Discussing faulty algorithms for Interval Scheduling //One counterexample that doesn't work is a staircase of jobs, each one overlapping a few others Avik (pointing to the staircase): That looks like Steven's dating schedule.
#6103
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⚐ Report//Period 2 ADSA, day before thanksgiving Paul: I am thankful for all of you! Student: I'm thankful for you Mr. Paul. Katheryn: I am thankful for your masculinity Mr. Pa-- //Quickly cuts her off Paul: On with the lesson!
#6099
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⚐ Report// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.
#6056
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⚐ Report//Luke is sort of asleep in Period 2 ADSA Paul: *In soft voice* Oh no! Oh no! Paul: Hey there little buddy... Luke: Huh?
#6024
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⚐ Report//Period 1 ADSA //Connor is doing a quadratic formula and is trying to set up throwing an error Connor: Nick how did u set up your error? I copied it exactly from the specs but every time I do it it just gives me an error... Jerry scrolls up through his code, realizes it Jerry: Wait that's what it's supposed to do Eli bursts into laughter //While I was submitting this Paul caught me and made me change Nick to Jerry
#5940
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⚐ Report//At the jazz concert Eric Shen: Wow, the only people here are like, students from other music classes, parents, and really old people. Misha: What are you talking about? Mr. Paul's here. Eric: Yeah, exactly, really old people.
#5419
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⚐ Report//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!
#5323
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⚐ ReportPaul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?
#5322
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⚐ Report//ADSA pd. 4 Pham: Are they taking a test? Paul: It's a practice test. The real test is on Thursday. Pham: Why you give them a test before the test? (pause) That not right. You supposed to know this stuff, guys!