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#3262

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April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!

#1717

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March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

While reading a passage about Peter the Great

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#1612

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March 8, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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// Ravilious was talking about how she had a sub last class Ravilious: I take it Mr. Green survived the experience? Alex Br: There was blood everywhere! Burger: He walked out with one less arm than he walked in with. Kevin: He had three to begin with.

#1543

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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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// Kids are talking over Ravilious Ravilious: Really, I'm such a talented ventriloquist. I can get six or seven voices coming out of my mouth at the same time.

#1542

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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?

#1484

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...really, that's one of the migration patters which was characteristic of- I can see you phasing out. I see you hopping on that plane or cruise ship. At this point, all you're hearing is ba-raaa ba-raaa ba-raaa. So awaken, O my children.

#1424

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:12 p.m.

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//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.

#1399

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:38 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'm getting the feeling that about 5 of you read the chapter thoroughly...[no one says anything]...and judging by your overwhelming protest it would appear I'm right. Cy: We're all very shy.

#1393

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#1316

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Jan. 13, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.