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#13082
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⚐ ReportStudents: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?
#13081
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⚐ Report//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.
#13064
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⚐ ReportKlees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.
#13026
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?
#13025
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.
#13000
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⚐ ReportStephen: In Français, « de » already means "of", so « de Moivre's » is redundant. It would just be « de Moivre ». Schwartz: Yeah, but I'm going with 'Murica. English doesn't care about grammar.
#12999
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You end up with a circle. //draws sloppy circle in appropriate place Schwartz: ... yeah, that's a circle. //writes "circle" and draws arrow to sloppy circle Schwartz: Now it's a perfect circle.
#12983
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⚐ ReportSchwartz, writing the real number 5: What's the conjugate of a real number? Kelin: 5 Schwartz: "What did we learn in Complex Analysis today? That the conjugate of any real number is 5."
#12982
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Among... Sean: Among us! // Later, Schwartz does demo with Mobius strip Kelin: Is it Mobius time? Schwartz: No, we are done! It is not Mobius time!
#12973
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Don't teach irrational numbers to ancient mathematicians. They will burn you as a heretic.