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#8517

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Feb. 23, 2020, 10:05 p.m.

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Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too?

print job barely stretched one line

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#8510

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Feb. 19, 2020, 2:11 p.m.

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//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!

#8491

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Feb. 6, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Sloe: I don't know, just google it! Sloe: Google knows everything

#8490

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Feb. 6, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

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//talking about a lab in cell phys where we made something that is kinda like jello Sloe: Now you're going to be tempted to play with the agar Sloe: *sighs* Sloe: That's fine

#8474

2222

Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them

#8459

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Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#8437

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Dec. 19, 2019, 7:51 a.m.

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Sloe: oh there are people scared of me? Cool!

#8424

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Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

They were eating Chinese food

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#8418

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Dec. 10, 2019, 9:37 a.m.

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Sloe: I'm sexually attracted to anyone who smells like cucumber.

#8364

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Oct. 24, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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Sloe: Has anyone ever OD'd on m&m's?