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#12792

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#12791

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#12715

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Dec. 13, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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// Stein is giving his lecture on means Siri: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Stein: Shut up! Siri: I'm sorry, could you say that again? Stein: Go away! Siri: Okay, I won't.

#12714

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Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.

#12684

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Dec. 7, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here

#12661

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Dec. 5, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Stein: Just trust me on the arithmetic Stein: I know that's usually a risky thing to do with me but just do it

#12631

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Dec. 1, 2023, 8:24 p.m.

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// Stein is talking about his pipe dream of writing a murder mystery novel Stein: My retirement advisor had me list out all my sources of income and I put "Netflix stipend" as one of them. Stein: He asked me what that was and I explained that I thought my novel was gonna be so successful that Netflix would turn it into a show. Stein: And he was like, "yeah, maybe leave that off the list for now"

#12601

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Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*

#12577

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Nov. 27, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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Stein: No I don't want to help you! I hate you, Texas Instruments!

#12575

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Nov. 27, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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Stein: I'm going to fail at rejecting that ho.