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#12008

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Aug. 23, 2023, 12:03 a.m.

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Stephen: The solution to basically everything is to just spam email your counselor

#11965

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June 9, 2023, 10:04 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: I don't even know Jack shit, I know John shit.

//mod note: Jack is sometimes a nickname for John, so you can figure it out

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#11846

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May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!

#11811

06

May 4, 2023, 5:06 p.m.

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After AP Stat Raun: I feel like there was a lot of free time on the mcq’s. Stephen: Counterpoint: your mother. Stephen: I don’t know why I said that. It just came out of my mouth.

#11381

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke

#11284

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Dec. 7, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!

#11108

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Nov. 4, 2022, 9:57 a.m.

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// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.

#10982

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Oct. 14, 2022, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen Chen: You can't topography without pogr!

#10862

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Sept. 21, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Stephen: What is a horizontal distance? Katz: A distance along a horizontal direction. Stephen: No Katz: What do you think it is? Stephen: Your mother Katz: My mother is not a horizontal distance. Katz: If she was, my father couldn't be a vertical distance, because the dot product would be zero, but I clearly exist.

#10820

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Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.