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#10268

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March 15, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Subayi: All of you are good students. You are lazy, but you are good students.

#10200

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March 8, 2022, 10:47 a.m.

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Subayi: The French and the Spanish...they are very patriarchal. Even if there are 10 women and one man, the conjugation is still man. Subayi: Now, don't tell your parents and have them threaten me, I didn't say this. Subayi: I even voted for a woman to be president! She didn't win, but she should run again. Subayi: I wish Hillary Clinton was president. We had...45 male presidents, and they're all the same.

#10186

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March 7, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//teaching vocabulary about animals Subayi: Someday all of you are gonna be rich -- like [Student] -- and you're gonna own a farm. Subayi: So you need to know what's on it.

#10061

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Feb. 23, 2022, 5:34 p.m.

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Subayi: Let's go to our friends Damon & Jo [YouTubers]. They're gonna explain it to you. Subayi: They're also gonna drive me crazy in the process, but that's okay.

#10013

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Subayi, totally randomly: Let me see if I can get my sister on the phone. She lives in Paris. I'll get her number, we can have a short conversation. You guys can tell me what we talked about.

#10012

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:20 a.m.

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Subayi: You ride the bus to school, unless you ride a Mercedes. I had a Mercedes in another life, but in this one I have to bike to school.

#9962

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Feb. 10, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!

#9944

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:38 a.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Just come back soon. And if you don't come back soon, just knock, someone will open the door.

I'm shocked he didn't make a joke about their "sweetheart"

bathroom, subayi

#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#9918

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Feb. 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Subayi: I'm going to make [an assigned presentation] shorter, because I realise that some people, when they see a long presentation, go into a deep depression.