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#2108

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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//regarding global warming Pham: The only way to solving it is how? Kill lot of people... you kill a bunch of it, there bunch of tree balancing it out, you guy realize it? ......I just thinking about it. Do I sound weird?

#2197

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Sept. 24, 2010, 11:11 p.m.

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Bosse: Next week we'll have hermaphrodite day! Next week is all about sex.

#2205

1111

Sept. 27, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.

#2213

1111

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#2268

1111

Oct. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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//on the bus playing liars Connie: I have a six. Anybody else have a six? Avikar: No but I have a nine. Mufasa: Was that a subtle pick up line?

#2353

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Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!

#2478

1111

Nov. 4, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Stein: I'm no religious scholar of Judaism or uh any other... language.

#2482

1111

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Pham's powerpoint: You cannot get out of the game. Student: So what's the point of living? Pham: What the point of living? Because somebody expect you to do it. So you can be slave to other people. Make sense?

#2543

1111

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.

#2556

1111

Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly