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Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.

#2630

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2646

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Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#2778

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Jan. 12, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?

#2779

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Jan. 12, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Freshman: Wait, how do girls get horny? They don't have an inerect horn to begin with, right?

#2846

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Jan. 25, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.

#2967

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Feb. 22, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Khoa: By the way, whatdoesmyfriendlooklikenaked.com is available! I just checked.

#3032

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March 5, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Neel: (raving) This is basic multivariable calc! Mythili: That's an oxymoron.

#3061

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March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

#3150

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March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!