#3605

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Sept. 26, 2011, 11:29 a.m.

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//Rose is discussing enumeration in Logic Rose: Do you get my reasoning?  I'm trying to, like, be a teacher.

#3615

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Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

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Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.

#3728

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Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3827

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Dec. 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Lodal: It's OK to be a hypocritical as long as you accept it and don't deny it.

#3832

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Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.

#3851

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Dec. 14, 2011, 7 p.m.

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O'Connor: There are people who make deathbed decisions that they later regret.

#3913

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.

#3982

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Feb. 20, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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//His conversation with the principal of the school he worked at Principal: Wow, to think its been 10 years since we had a student teacher. Hinkle: How did the last guy fare? Principal: Well, he didnt finish his term, you see he got stabbed.

#4049

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March 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

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Donaldson: I was a virgin once.

#4134

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May 15, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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//Milo says yes to Stein's follow Stein: Go over there. //Stein's phone rings Stein: Look, that's the police. //Stein picks up the phone Stein: Yes I know he didn't follow one of my 2 rules. Stein: ... oh, it's a wrong number.