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May 2, 2016, 1:22 p.m.

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Josephine: You know how we have online Health because it's a BS class? *nods* Josephine: Well MIT has English as an online class.

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Jan. 13, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Calvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.

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Jan. 23, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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I have an abusive relationship with math. I do everything math wants me to but it still beats me up and spits me out. - Jessica four days before the end of they semester

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Jan. 25, 2017, 9:08 a.m.

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Maya: Waiting for Godot is kind of like the halting problem.

#6257

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Feb. 24, 2017, 8:43 a.m.

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//Discussing student-made slides Cirincione: I like how you use Billy here, a generic person. We can all relate to him. //later on in the slide - Billy is never mentioned again Cirincione: I wanted to see Billy come back!

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March 8, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

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//3rd period Biology Jonah: Ms. Duval, if your mom has one color eyes and your dad has another, how do you know what color you have? Duval: A mirror???

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March 12, 2017, 9:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: On your table, you should find a blank sheet of paper that's very study-like. //jokingly, sarcastically, quietly, Neo: Yeah, shows exactly how much we've covered in this class.

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May 1, 2017, 11 a.m.

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//people weren’t paying attention during presentations Cirincione: I understand you guys are going through puberty, but it is still weird to be looking at your crotch. Usually it’s because you are using your phone on your lap. Also, the light from the phone illuminates your face. So if you think you are being slick, you are not.

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May 9, 2017, 9:02 a.m.

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Richard: Every two or three weeks I have this one day where I have a lot of things due, and I ask myself why I have so much work as a senior. But then I realize it's because I haven't done anything for two or three weeks.

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May 11, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.