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Sept. 6, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

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//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.

#6588

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Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.

#6644

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.

#6649

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Sept. 24, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

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Street: Donald Trump is an outlier. Now, you'll go, "What does that mean?" Then you hear him talk, and you know what it means.

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Sept. 26, 2017, 4:22 p.m.

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//Gabaree is lecturing about government while Vincent is doing his math homework Gabaree: Looks like you've converted all of your notes into numbers and variables! Like a equals Federalism.

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

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//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral

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Dec. 7, 2017, 10:16 a.m.

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Whitacre: Tell me some sad stories about your weekend! Make me happy! Ryan: My weekend is going to be really great! Suffer, Mr. Whitacre.

#7045

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Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7101

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Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

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Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.