#12675

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Dec. 6, 2023, 10:53 a.m.

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Smolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."

#12677

1111

Dec. 6, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Stop talking. Dylan: I don't know how! O'Donovan: I can go get some duct tape...

#12683

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Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!

#12700

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Dec. 11, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Schafer: People that drive crazy should take more physics classes so they realize they're going to kill someone

#12741

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Dec. 15, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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// Adithi and Saanvi find a phone that says if found, contact **** Saanvi: whats the room number justin: 220 // Adithi types to the email " I found your phone its in room 220" Sahu: that's literally my phone! //class laughs Adithi: I already sent it (the email) //Sahu proceeds to block Adithi

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12793

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Stein's giving us his high school story Nikhita: So you just showed people sexual images all day at school? Stein: Yeah, we didn't really have class.

#12818

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Jan. 4, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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Smolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."

#12859

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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//Story about his grandfather Delaney: My grandfather accidentally cut the tendons in his hand with a chainsaw. Delaney: And my grandma obviously got really mad, saying something like “This really is one of the dumbest things you’ve done.” Delaney: She also told him to go to physical therapy. Delaney: He did, and I don’t see why he was so opposed to it. Going to PT for 6 weeks and getting to talk to all the pretty young ladies.

#12892

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Jan. 24, 2024, 4:28 p.m.

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Schwartz: For the last Math Meet, I want to bring 60, 70 people. We should show up in force. Student: Is it to flex on Poolesville? Schwartz: No, it's for us! ... but it's also kinda to flex on Poolesville.