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#12934

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.

#12938

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Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.

#12948

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:49 a.m.

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Bosse: We will have a lot of quizzies. Bosse: There will also be two big testies, one at the end of each quarter. *Class starts snickering*

#13049

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:42 p.m.

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Mr. Bannister: What a fuckin' shit show.

Mr. Bannister walked into Rao Period 4 and murmured that in response to reporting students to security.

bannister

#13131

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Feb. 27, 2024, 4:53 p.m.

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Smolen: "...Skibidi."

P4 Phil Orch. Smolen was explaining the sound balance of an orchestra, and claimed that it just slipped off her tongue.

orchestra, smolen

#13182

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March 12, 2024, 2:50 p.m.

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Eric: Why were the bells turned off today? Eric: Because Mrs. Johnson wanted to win a no-bell prize

#13236

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March 22, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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Hui: I saw Rose in 346 and he was on Blairbash. Hui: He immediately closed the tab and the next one open was Twitter.

#13248

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April 2, 2024, 1:05 p.m.

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Karen: *Rips an incredibly loud burp* Schwartz: Good resonance!

#13250

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April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13272

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April 8, 2024, 10:12 a.m.

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Tony: I started getting marked absent after I got a haircut Glenn: With Street? Tony: No Jorgensen.