#13348

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April 30, 2024, 11:59 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Wait you can get a permit for lynching? OMG! :O

#13399

1111

June 11, 2024, 2:23 p.m.

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Sahu: I have crayons! I have colored paper! I have markers, but ONLY ORANGE!!

#13421

1111

Sept. 3, 2024, 9:30 a.m.

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Schwartz: "...and that wraps up [our lesson on lines]. Any questions?" // Class is silent. Schwartz: "Great! Let's blow up the planet." Schwartz: "Things in math escalate quickly!"

#13430

1111

Sept. 6, 2024, 8:02 a.m.

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O'Donovan: "God bless takeout containers!" O'Donovan: "I just started collecting them; I don't eat this much soup."

#13441

1111

Sept. 9, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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// Arnav is wearing a Yellowstone t-shirt Ostrander: Arnav, did you go to Yellowstone this summer? Arnav: No I got this from Old Navy Ostrander: Oh, that's so much better than Yellowstone

#13450

1111

Sept. 12, 2024, 8:30 a.m.

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Gazfang: An apple a day keeps the doctor... Gazfang: Wait apple and doctor don't rhyme

#13456

1111

Sept. 12, 2024, 5:56 p.m.

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Ms. Patrick, to her class of sophomores: Were you guys alive during 9/11?

#13479

1111

Oct. 2, 2024, 1:30 p.m.

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Roman: Why are you black?

#13510

1111

Nov. 25, 2024, 1:13 p.m.

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“meow meow for real” -nikhil bhatt

#6072

2228

Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.