#8063

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March 30, 2019, 2:54 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Pappus's Theorem Rose: And according to Coxeter, we must "indulge in a veritable orgy of cancellation."

#12552

2127

Nov. 17, 2023, 3:22 p.m.

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Leo: You should give us your balls Gugan: I'm emotionally attached to my balls Leo: So are the rest of us

#310

1214

May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads

#790

1214

Oct. 31, 2009, 10:41 p.m.

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Templin: Rain is bad but see...snow is good because snow...is not like rain.

#898

1214

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:12 p.m.

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Qinlan (about Burger): He was right in front of me and I couldn't see him! Burger: Maybe it's because I'm already dead. Shelley: We should market his body to necrophiliacs.

#1608

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March 8, 2010, 8:42 a.m.

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//Pham walks into 318 and goes up to Duval Pham: Sign this! Duval: What is it? Pham: I don't know! It don't matter, just sign it! (class laughs) Brian G: I'll sign it! Pham: No you won't. Anyone here 18? Someone: Get Rose to sign it!

#1904

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May 10, 2010, 7:23 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!

#2455

1214

Oct. 29, 2010, 11:46 p.m.

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//Alex C-G is about to make up a test he missed Pham: Did you talk to anybody about the test? Alex: (shakes head) I studied like a dog, yo. Pham: Dog don't study. Class: (laughter) Pham: What? Is not funny.

#3257

1214

April 25, 2011, 5:27 p.m.

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Rajan: Wolfram Alpha is never wrong. It's Jesus.

#3299

1214

May 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Grossman: We don't need to see New Zealand's reaction to Osama's death. Thomas: They're probably too busy having sex with sheep and being upside down anyways.