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#5620

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Nov. 6, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter

#5922

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May 6, 2016, 6:08 p.m.

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///9th period Clay. Jerbear and Favid were talking while Clay was talking Clay: Okay David, you can flirt with Jeremy later.

#5936

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May 16, 2016, 5:43 p.m.

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///pd8 giles playing heads up, a game in which there is a word on a phone and the player has the phone away from him/her and tries to guess the word while the other people try to help him/her guess it by giving hints. ///the word is starbucks Everyone playing (all at once): WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL!

#6670

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Sept. 28, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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//In 9th period gym, playing 3 on 3 frisbee Sujay: Ha! Yes! We have the frisbee now! Lara: No, Sujay. You can’t karate chop my arm to get the frisbee. That’s not how it works.

#7219

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Feb. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

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//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.

#7310

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March 9, 2018, 7:30 a.m.

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//Making stories for combinatorial proofs Jonah: So in the 2018 midterm election there are m democrats and n republicans, trying to get into r seats... Rose: No that's boring, what are some fun political parties? Class: Green Party! Communists! Rose: Yeahhhh, this is like the Takoma Park Assembly.

#7387

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April 10, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

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//Pham walks in to the first AP Stat review session, all is hush Pham: AP? //Stein nods Pham: Dis early???

#7740

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:20 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: That's the problem with rigor fetishists. They are never satisfied! They want more! more! more!

#8825

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Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.

#8932

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Jan. 26, 2021, 9:06 a.m.

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// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"