#7831

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Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#163

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So in sixth grade or in the womb, you know, whenever it is you guys take Algebra 1 these days. ~Mr. Rose

#334

1010

May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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"Well, step 2, you just factor the crap out of everything, basically." -- Mr. Rose

#532

1010

Sept. 10, 2009, 7:44 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: No need calculus teacher. Tell that to Mr. Walstein. N-Spire replace Mr. Walstein.

#589

1010

Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#591

1010

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#621

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#758

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Oct. 27, 2009, 4:09 p.m.

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Piper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.

#774

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:32 a.m.

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Hinkle: Let me just say: when I went to Ohio State, I had to take two math courses. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be very honest with you. I'm sorry to say that I passed that class because the young lady who sat next to me had large handwriting.

#837

1010

Nov. 12, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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// Lev and Gibi walk into Computational Methods carrying a big door and then sit down. Pham, yelling to class: Guys! Be quiet! Close the door!