#2376

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Oct. 19, 2010, 3:36 p.m.

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Rachel: Can I go to the bathroom? Roth: I know you can, I've seen you do it.

#2388

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#2401

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Oct. 22, 2010, 5:38 p.m.

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Stein: Were you the one who told me you couldn't remember the name of Bing so you googled it?

#2430

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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Pham: When they kill the chicken they cut up. Open intestine! Where you think the bacteria go? ALL OVER THE CHICKEN!

#2452

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Oct. 29, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Whitacre: What did I want to be when I was a kid? I wanted to be a ninja and kill my parents. //He later admitted that he actually wanted to be an archeologist

#2491

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Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#2496

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Schafer: So what is the best food that your mother cooks? Two Asian students at once: FRIED CHICKEN!!!

#2526

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Nov. 12, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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//the R&E room is empty during pd 8 Passing student: Wow, no research happening this period! Templin: No experimentation, either. Student: So what do you do? Templin: When there are no students around, we do a little P&Q. Student: ? Templin: Peace and quiet!

#2581

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Nov. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Student: There, she saved you 500 pages of a crazy guy talking to himself.

#2598

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.