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Welcome to! This is a database of quotes similar to the popular We feature quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. Of course, quotes do not have to be related to Blair or limited to the Blair community; quotes can be about any topic and anyone familiar with the Blair community can read and post quotes. Currently, the database contains a total of 5180 quotes.

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  • Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2021! Take a look around. I'm sure you'll have a laugh. The quotes get even funnier once you meet the people who said them. I won't point at anyone specific because Mr. Pham or Mr. Rose might get upset. For the rest of y'all, keep submitting funny quotes. I'm sure y'all will have a great time!

  • Yo class of 2019! Welcome to Blairbash! This is like two years late, but I'm sort of offended that we did not get a welcome message, so here it is.

  • Hey, class of 2020! Welcome to Blairbash! This is a site where you keep your friends and teachers accountable. Just kidding. Remember to be funny, but also be respectful. For those of y'all that know about it, stay funny, stay respectful. I hear that the Pham quotes are quite, well, interesting... :). Enjoy!