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Welcome to! This is a database of quotes similar to the popular We feature quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. Of course, quotes do not have to be related to Blair or limited to the Blair community; quotes can be about any topic and anyone familiar with the Blair community can read and post quotes. Currently, the database contains a total of 3686 quotes. We also have 2 quote(s) awaiting moderation.

If you like a quote, vote it Up↑. If you don't like a quote, vote it Down↓. If you feel any of the quotes should not be in the collection, use the Report link to request removal. If you wish to contact the administrator of this web site, you can do so by sending an e-mail to

Please note the following: does not have any affiliation with Montgomery Blair High School. Quotes on do not necessarily reflect the views of the authors, administrators, or moderators of this site, nor do they reflect the views of Montgomery Blair High School.

The name "" is not meant as a derogatory comment towards Montgomery Blair High School or any entity - it does not refer to "bashing" and should not be taken as such. The name comes from,, and, similar online quote databases.

Quotes on have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified.

Latest News

  • Welcome, class of 2015! Another year of BlairBash is approaching! As always, please remember to continue to submit quotes from your teachers and classmates and tell your friends (and the incoming freshmen) about BlairBash. Have fun reading and rating all of the funny and interesting quotes on here, and have a great year!

  • Hello, class of 2014!  We hope you and your friends enjoy reading the funny things that some of your favorite teachers (among others) have said.  Spread the word about BLAIRBASH among your classmates!  Please help the collection grow by recording and submitting amusing moments from your classes -- remember, all of our quotes are user-submitted.

  • Welcome to 2010!  Blair Bash recently underwent some much-needed maintenance and is now back better than ever for the spring semester.