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⚐ ReportTeacher: Do you want to be a cheerleader? Student: Yeah... Teacher: I'd like to see you wearing the clothes first.
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⚐ ReportMr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.
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⚐ Report// Student is on zoom, Duval testing the mic to see if the student can hear. Duval: It's very soft? How about this? Duval: KA KAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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⚐ Report//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!
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⚐ ReportPiper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven
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⚐ ReportStein: Hey what are you guys doing? Steven Wang: We're done... Stein: Alright, go make me a bitmoji.
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⚐ Report//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!
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⚐ Report//after being questioned about drinking three bottles of water at lunch Jeremy: Urination is a lot more fun than dehydration.
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Valentines day is Wednesday. Jorgensen: Doesn't apply to everyone but if you need a reminder