#11372

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Jan. 3, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Hui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.

#8935

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Jan. 26, 2021, 12:27 p.m.

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Schafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!

#4057

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March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.

#1316

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Jan. 13, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.

#12492

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Nov. 9, 2023, 8:05 p.m.

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Rose: So here we have a curve. Hi curve Rose: You can call the curve f if you're into that sort of thing

#9154

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May 28, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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Chad Yu: Mr. Stein, why are you scared of heights? Stein: Well, I was in a plane crash, so there actually is a reason - I think they're related. Chad: Did you survive? *Stein just stares at him* Stein: No, I actually died, and then I came back.

#1919

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May 13, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Nine-and-a-half cops out of ten are good people.

#2768

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#2640

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Dec. 6, 2010, 8:40 a.m.

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//talking about Mr. Houghton from TPMS Student 1: He is a teacher at Eastern now. Student 2: No, he was fired. Student 1: NO!! He works at Eastern now! Student 2: Well, there's only one way to find out. (goes to computer and goes to Eastern MS staff directory) Student 2: Oh wow, he actualy is a teacher at Eastern! Student 1: HA!! In your FACE! Student 2: Well I feel REALLY sorry for Eastern now that they have Mr. Houghton.