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• ### #7175Up ↑−7/7Down ↓[Report ]2018-01-31 19:00 EST

Haerin: How does one drink beer? My dad says you have to shake it, and tap your elbow, and pour it in a glass and stuff...
Anika: Nahhhhh just drink it like water

• ### #7073Up ↑−14/16Down ↓[Report ]2017-12-21 10:54 EST

(In genetics, watching Jurassic Park, Ms. Sloe asks Daniel how to fullscreen)
Ms. Sloe: you have to teach me these things or I won't be able to do them.
(in relation... in the middle of the room)
Neo & Dana simultaneously: "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

• ### #3182Up ↑−56/70Down ↓[Report ]2011-04-01 11:37 EST

while(true) {
Gordon: Let's look up tags on blairbash
//minutes later
Jason: Why don't you have any under your tag?
Bob: Stop being such a scrub
Gordon: Let's make one right now
}

• ### #5674Up ↑−33/41Down ↓[Report ]2015-12-02 22:31 EST

//Stein and Lodal enter Giles' period 2 to observe the class. Giles starts asking about characteristics of y=sinx graphed.
Giles: What is the smallest y-only output?
//Stein raises hand. Justin shouts out
Justin: -1
Giles: Sorry Mr.Stein, Justin beat you to it.
Stein: But I raised my hand...
//Giles moves on to next question
Giles:What is the amplitude of the graph?
//Before Giles can call on Stein
Ben:1
//Stein raises hand again
Stein:I'll just pre rais my hand this time.
Giles: What is the period?
//Courtney cuts off Stein
Courtney: 2 Pi!

• ### #2643Up ↑−6/6Down ↓[Report ]2010-12-07 16:36 EST

Moose: Today will be a smorgasbord of activities!

• ### #5808Up ↑−5/5Down ↓[Report ]2016-02-11 17:28 EST

//During the first Pham test, Jonah goes to Mr. Pham to ask a question
Jonah: Does that say 1.00 * 10² ft² or 102 ft²?
//Pham was outraged for a good reason

• ### #5640Up ↑−25/33Down ↓[Report ]2015-11-12 20:20 EST

//Courtney is holding out her index and middle fingers
Ben: Why are you doing a peace sign?
Courtney: In England, this is the middle finger
//Ben says something moderately insulting
Courtney: I'm going to middle-finger you in England

• ### #4481Up ↑−9/11Down ↓[Report ]2013-03-19 17:29 EST

Arun: How many people live in D.C.?
Maria Y: 46 million.

• ### #958Up ↑−9/11Down ↓[Report ]2009-11-24 19:30 EST

// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand.
Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand!
Lisa: Oh...
// Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said.
// Lisa grabs Raina's hand.
Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

• ### #7192Up ↑−4/4Down ↓[Report ]2018-02-04 12:18 EST

Jessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus!
Daphne: ... who?
Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus?
Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon!
Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus.
Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid.
Jessica: Oh.

Later

Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!

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