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May 2, 2026, 10:04 a.m.

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Random Girl: I’m straight but I have a lesbian soul

#13753

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April 29, 2026, 1:55 p.m.

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Sahu: We don't live in a magical fairytale world where there are infinite resources. I can't like, pee into the ocean and still have an infinite supply of clean drinking water. Or like, I can't go into the store and say 1 fossil fuel please, and set my fossil fuel car on fire...

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April 29, 2026, 1:53 p.m.

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Sahu: You know, sometime in your life, your mom, or like you're preschool teacher, told you not to judge other people. Well, we're doing that today.

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April 28, 2026, 11:42 a.m.

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Justin: Nukes are good, right?

#13750

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April 24, 2026, 10:46 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Can you solve this with your yellow brain? ... Eric Shi: My brain's not yellow ... it's mush.

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April 23, 2026, 9:08 a.m.

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"this is like trying to kill a mosquito with a bazooka" - dr castro

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April 22, 2026, 10:25 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Hi! I'm Eric and I'm 8 years old!

#13747

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April 16, 2026, 10:45 a.m.

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Jorgensen: "When there are 35 hot bodies in the room..."

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April 16, 2026, 9:02 a.m.

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Oldham (to a female student): You may go to the bathroom. And may you find empowerment on the way.

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April 14, 2026, 9:51 a.m.

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Sahu: Yesterday, we had a staff meeting about prom volunteering. Sahu: Mr. Kirk turned to me and said with a straight face, "Will you go to prom with me?" Sahu: I said no.