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#12523

911

Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#12329

79

Oct. 17, 2023, 12:41 p.m.

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// pd 6 ADSA Saanvi: I'm going to put you on Blairbash. Saanvi: Oops, I don't think I'm supposed to say that.

#12300

1414

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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sahu: after becoming a high school teacher, i've become, like 20% more emo.

#11678

715

March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

Mr. Sahu had just entered the room

adsa, sahu

#11605

2020

Feb. 24, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Sahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."

P1 ADSA, Sahu was trying to teach counting sort by using the example of a naive child.

adsa, sahu

#11462

2222

Jan. 25, 2023, 8:19 a.m.

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Sahu: It's like I stop teaching, and all of a sudden people develop personalities

Last ADSA of the semester is mildly chaotic

adsa, sahu

#11427

1517

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

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Sahu, in a croaky frog voice: Oh my go-o-o-oddd… Replit… why do you suuuuckk

Trying to code in replit with 20 viewers must be so fun, it's an exercise in memorization cause your code doesn't show up for a good 15 seconds! You can forget about running it, you'll be dead by the time it finishes compiling

adsa, sahu

#11426

1818

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Sahu: Chill! Stop hugging each other!

#11406

5252

Jan. 10, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Sahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.

He quickly closed the tab after reading it.

adsa, sahu

#10611

2929

May 24, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"