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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, november 10 "Let's say you're buying a house and you have a 40 page contract" "like page one, page two, the first few pages are ok" "then you get to page 4 and you start seeing dot dot dot" "and you flip through and see a picture of a chicken" "and you get to page 40 and it says 'sign here'" "if you sign it you'll probably be fine"
#10482
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⚐ Report//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.
#10287
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⚐ ReportAce: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.
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⚐ ReportJeremy: Why do the chickens eat their own poop? Duval: Why not? Jacen: Why don't you eat your poop? //later Duval: Generally, I would advise against eating your poop.
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⚐ ReportStein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"
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⚐ ReportMrs. Balla: So we take the chickens, a little wine, some candlelight... and BAM! we take a look at the eggs.