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April 4, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Jack: I love eating Italians

#13240

77

March 22, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Naomi: What jobs are there that don’t need chemistry? Dr. Davis: Well, let’s see, cashier at McDonald’s, fry guy at McDonald’s, burger flipper at McDonald’s, you can’t be the freezer guy though you’d need to know too much temperature and stuff.

#11861

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May 18, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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> ms fuss announcement about how there can be NO waterguns, NO nerf guns, and NO bb guns on school grounds because of senior assassin > everyone is rolling their eyes Dr Davis, staring at the back table, speaking in his almost-but-not-quite monotone: They haven't banned quarter gallon bags, and they haven't banned having a quart of water, you know. You could have a water bomb

#11326

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Dec. 16, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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Dr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.

#11294

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Dr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.

#9217

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Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice

#6381

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April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.

#6120

1014

Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter

#6057

99

Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!

#6035

1212

Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!