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#13322
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⚐ ReportSchwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.
#13289
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⚐ ReportOstrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.
#13255
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?
#13023
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⚐ ReportOstrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: I have a little request for you. Can you stop crowding [this part of the hallway] and make this less of a pinch point? Rivkah: Then how are we gonna control trade?
#12886
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⚐ ReportOstrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.
#12714
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⚐ Report// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.
#12555
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.
#12551
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.