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#13225
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: The other day I was with my sister waiting in line to get boba. Smolen: And there were so many 10-year-olds that were unattended and none of their parents were nearby. Smolen: Like child, I could snatch you.
#13066
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⚐ ReportDylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!
#12890
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⚐ Report//Pd 3 symphonic //Smolen talking about how the violin string is a diving board Smolen: You don’t want to jump off the board and just flop like a 3 year old Dylan: Are you calling me a 3 year old?! Smolen: Blairbash that
#12818
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."
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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."