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• ### #4541Up ↑+6/6Down ↓[Report ]2013-05-24 07:28 EST

//Discussing work involved with two methods of removing vomit from a conic vase (by scooping off the top, and by using a hose extended to the bottom to suck).
Bendeguz: But why would you ever want to use a hose if in real life it would be more work?
Mike: It's harder to build a machine that scoops than it is to make a hose.
Bendeguz: You could just use a hose for the top layer, and keep lowering it.
Mike: Maybe, but I have learned in POE that it does not take much work for a machine to suck.

• ### #4477Up ↑+11/13Down ↓[Report ]2013-03-12 19:25 EST

//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes
Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero?
Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more)
Stein: Why?
Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.

• ### #4464Up ↑+3/5Down ↓[Report ]2013-03-04 17:05 EST

//Cathy doesn't have any lunch and Brian Ko has been digging through his lunch box for spare food. In the process, he takes out a couple condiment packets.
Brian: Sorry, I don't have any food for you...
//Bendeguz walks over and picks up a condiment packet
Bendeguz: It's okay, just have this packet of soy sauce.
Cathy: That's ketchup...

• ### #4309Up ↑+13/13Down ↓[Report ]2012-11-16 09:53 EST

//While playing Jeopardy in NSL
Ms. Diaz: I am going to take 6 points away from you as a penalty.
//She changes a 6 to a -6
Bendeguz: But that's a penalty of 12...
Ms. Diaz: Oh so you want more points off?
//She changes the -6 to a -12

• ### #4116Up ↑+3/7Down ↓[Report ]2012-04-30 16:15 EST

//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms
Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman?
Eric: I need to get it signed.
Street: Oh god, Offertaler?
Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too..
Street: Pandey?
Sachin: What?
//class laughs
Street: (Puts up big loser sign)