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#13750

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April 24, 2026, 10:46 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Can you solve this with your yellow brain? ... Eric Shi: My brain's not yellow ... it's mush.

#13748

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April 22, 2026, 10:25 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Hi! I'm Eric and I'm 8 years old!

#13744

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April 10, 2026, 12:04 p.m.

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Eric Shi: I love Jeffrey Epstein!

#13732

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March 4, 2026, 4:51 p.m.

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// Schafer is taking apart a capacitor in Math Phys Schafer: So in the capacitor it's like a sandwich Eric: Did someone say sandwich? I'm hungry. Schafer: Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Schafer Schafer: Walked right into that one.

#13712

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Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#13689

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Dec. 4, 2025, 3:01 p.m.

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//Talking about how radians are unitless Eric: You can express angular velocity in Hertz. Radians per second, therefore Hertz. Sai: That really Hertz my ears

#13654

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Oct. 25, 2025, 9:14 p.m.

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//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all

#13508

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:21 p.m.

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Eric Yang: Even the clumsiest person to walk this earth couldn't drop this [cow flashlight]. I've dropped many things in my life and I've never dropped it. Eric: I even once dropped myself as a baby. That's why I'm like this.

#13369

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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)