#13332

-22

April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#13320

06

April 17, 2024, 7:58 p.m.

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William Roe (in awful accent): ¿Te has lavado las manos? Eric Yang: Las manos? More like... las womanos.

#13318

-13

April 17, 2024, 6:46 p.m.

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Yongle: Eric, your armband looks like some no no Germans in the 1940s Eric: that’s going on blairbash Yongle: tell me it doesn’t look like that

#13301

1317

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13247

33

April 2, 2024, 12:45 p.m.

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//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz

#13246

57

April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#13232

2022

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13231

13

March 21, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

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// HSAB theory Arthur: The bigger it gets, the softer it gets. // Earlier Eric: Gibbs free energy? More like jizz free energy.

#13212

33

March 18, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

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Eric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better

#13199

66

March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...