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#13232
2022
⚐ ReportEric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?
#13074
59
⚐ ReportJason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)
#12605
1010
⚐ ReportLeo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)
#12584
1115
⚐ Report//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O
#12428
111
⚐ ReportEric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.
#12092
410
⚐ ReportEric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease
#12063
68
⚐ Report//playing minecraft on khan academy Eric: It's left click place right? Will: No, it's right click. //googles Will: See? It's right click. Will: I though you said you play Minecraft? Eric: Bro I do! Will: But you don't know how to place? Eric: Bro I don't pay attention to the buttons Eric: I'm dyslexic
#11903
115
⚐ Report//jason yao discusisng what topic to choose for his argumentive narrative Eric Shi: Okay, the confederate topic of the grape topic? Jason Yao: The 🍇 one. Eric Shi: God fucking damnit.