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#13205

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March 15, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: i'm gonna get lunch, take a nap, and watch people make fun of me Rose: It's getting more... mean spirited Rose: Kirk is getting older.. and he is getting... Sai: Meaner? Rose: i wouldn't call it meaner, he's less nice...

#13204

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March 15, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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// Alex Liu suggests a visualization of a theorem in Complex *Schwartz writes "Engineer" on a piece of paper, tears it, and tapes it to make a cone* Schwartz: And now I have something to give you for contesting my proof, a hat that says "Engineer".

#13203

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March 15, 2024, 10:26 a.m.

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Bosse: Yina, don't go to sleep, we need you for the mating game! // Later Bosse: Pretend these two guys are mating. // Bosse: Sorry you guys will have to wait to mate. // Bosse: I'm playing mating music because you have to randomly mate.

#13202

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March 15, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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Stein: "They are a group of people who are in the alleys, handing out candy to children." Stein: "They are called 'Bayesians'."

P3 Stats. Stein is introducing probability, and just finished discussing frequentist probability. Roughly from memory.

stat, stein

#13201

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March 15, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Jason Yao: That's how you spell doh??? Jason Yao: I thought it was spelled play dough?????

#13200

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March 14, 2024, 5:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Neuro Armand (To Diego): Your parents are cousins! Diego: Well your dad is also your uncle Ms. Woodward: This is a science class so if you are going to joke like that, you better be able to explain your joke Diego: What I was trying to say was that Armand's parents are siblings // Ms. Woodward thinks about it Ms. Woodward: Yeah I suppose that works

I always appreciate a teacher who is dedicated to scientific accuracy

armand, diego, woodward

#13199

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March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...

#13198

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March 14, 2024, 3:07 p.m.

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Rose: Everyone knows the [logarithm] change of base formula Rose: But there's a less well known change of base that deserves to be more famous, kinda like me

#13197

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March 14, 2024, 1:54 p.m.

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// Chem of art test Hart: Guys, it's not like an orgo test! *Entire class starts laughing* Hart: Come on, stop scaring the juniors who are gonna take orgo next year!

#13196

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March 14, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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Yongle: You know the [describes congee/粥] Ethan Liu: Oh wet rice!? Yongle: Is that what you call it!? Wet rice? Yongle: Hey gimmie some of that wet rice!