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#13332
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⚐ ReportJason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!
#13328
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⚐ ReportGlenn: So the first thing you have to do is open their wings up enough to impale them from the back. Glenn: You have the spread them, and I'm going to teach you how to spread them.
#13327
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⚐ ReportZiyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns
#13325
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⚐ ReportEthan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure
#13324
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⚐ Report//Wallops trip intertidal //A male and female crab were caught in a sieve box Veena: we should make them have sex! Everyone else: wtf Veena: what!? It’s mating season!