# Blairbash.org

← Previous Page Next Page →

## Search Results

• ### #7307Up ↑+7/7Down ↓[Report ]2018-03-08 14:42 EST

//9th period history
Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?"
Entire class at once: "NO"

• ### #2820Up ↑+11/17Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:05 EST

Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper.  For Asian pride.

• ### #2819Up ↑+3/5Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:05 EST

Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four.  For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4.
Class: WHHAATT??!??!
Giles: I’m kidding.  But I want you to do the review packet!!

• ### #2818Up ↑+11/15Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:05 EST

Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish.  I’m offended.
Giles: Umm…
(The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework)
Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow.  It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

• ### #2817Up ↑−1/3Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:04 EST

Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph!
Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high!
Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

• ### #2816Up ↑+3/13Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:04 EST

Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any?
Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class.
Several students: I want some!
Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony…
Lily: I want a pony!
//Rose leaves.
Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

• ### #2815Up ↑+3/3Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:03 EST

Giles: We need a symbol to show that this cosine graph repeats itself.
Giles: A dead fish?  What?  I am NOT drawing a dead fish on the end of this graph.

• ### #2814Up ↑+10/10Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:03 EST

Ashu (referring to something): This is the greatest snowball ever.
Giles: The greatest snowball ever is the one that hits YOU in the stomach.

• ### #2812Up ↑+1/3Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:02 EST

Giles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd!  If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.

• ### #2811Up ↑+1/3Down ↓[Report ]2011-01-18 17:02 EST

Giles: Number Three will look like this—ERRUUP! (Draws cubic function on a graph while making a strange sound).  You don’t have to use the sound effect if you don’t want to.

← Previous Page Next Page →