#13332

-22

April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#13314

13

April 17, 2024, 4:56 p.m.

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Leo: Look at Jason’s thing! Leo: there’s hairs up there

#13301

1317

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13232

2022

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13208

2325

March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13201

55

March 15, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Jason Yao: That's how you spell doh??? Jason Yao: I thought it was spelled play dough?????

#13152

88

March 5, 2024, 10:40 a.m.

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"bowls" is on the computer screen. Jason Yao: That's how you spell bowl??? Jason Yao: Why is it spelled like that. Jason Yao: Shouldn't it be spelled like how bowling spells it!?

#13074

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13045

1212

Feb. 13, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Eric: Time to make like a tree Jason Yao: Bark?

#12987

1212

Feb. 6, 2024, 11:35 a.m.

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Jason Yao: It said dog cum