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#13246

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April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#12708

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Dec. 12, 2023, 2:22 p.m.

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Justin: advil is the superior drug Justin: why would you do meth when you can do advil

#12441

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: what should these two be? Doris: car and tesla Someone: no, do car and truck Sahu: i should do drugs?

#10915

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Oct. 4, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein: There are worse addictions. Stein: You could be a drug addict.

Stein always gets in 10,000 steps every day

stein, drugs

#10629

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May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#9590

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.

#9579

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9511

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Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#8993

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Feb. 10, 2021, 11:33 a.m.

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// about caffeine Street: It's an essential vitamin. Vitamin C. Street: Kinda like how Ibuprofen is vitamin I.

#8720

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Nov. 10, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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Student: [Shakes around wildly] Street: I think I should get you some better drugs. Student: I think I could report you for saying that ... Street: I mean *prescription medicines*! Not illegal drugs!