#3068

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March 11, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Minas: It [The crab] was a couple of ounces. About a pound. //Later Minas: There are 16 ounces in a pound. Brendan: 16 is not a couple. Minas: Well, not all of the crab made it.

#3012

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March 1, 2011, 3:46 p.m.

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Minas: What is your moral reason for not liking fluorescent lights? Donaldson: They suck your soul.

#2534

33

Nov. 16, 2010, 4:37 a.m.

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//yelling at Minas Pham: If you keep on doing "ummmm, uhhhh, errrr," nobody listen to you!

#2476

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Nov. 4, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Student: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.

#2431

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.