#13116

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Feb. 22, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Delaney: If I cut myself no one cares Delaney: If I or Mr. Lodal cuts ourselves no one cares. //later Delaney: If I cut myself it's my fault Delaney: If you cut yourself it's my fault Delaney: so i might as well be bleeding

#12282

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Oct. 10, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Eric: Your project is going to burn the school down Adithi: That's funny!

#12050

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Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.

#9925

79

Feb. 7, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.

#5607

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Oct. 29, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Street spots people turning in late lab reports Street: The trash can is over there.

#5475

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April 29, 2015, 9:26 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab. Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable? Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up! Elliot: So why would we use flames to...? Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.

#5352

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#3629

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Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#2499

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Pham: Okay everybody, grab lab book! Student: Why? What's happening? (pause) Pham (wide-eyed): WE GO LAB!!!

#2304

1313

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.