#13029

26

Feb. 10, 2024, 10:59 a.m.

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Shriyan: What is yunyi doing? Multiple ppl at once: YOUR MOM! Shriyan: bruh

#13028

55

Feb. 10, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?

#12974

44

Feb. 2, 2024, 10:28 p.m.

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Shriyan: Bro I have to get down on my knees and blow the pipe for air trajectory.

#12585

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12297

88

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I am actively anti-Barbie. O'Donovan: Everything about it is so bad. Shriyan: Did you watch the movie? O'Donovan: Yeah, and I hated it even more after watching it. O'Donovan: If I had a daughter and she played with Barbie I would probably die.

#11330

2020

Dec. 19, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Shriyan: Did Jesus write the Bible?

#10378

2020

March 30, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Shriyan: So there's this guy who's happy all the time- Street: Is he high?

#9852

55

Jan. 27, 2022, 10:18 p.m.

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//Roberts increasingly annoyed about distracted and silent class "Are you good? Is everyone okay? Did I go too far into the EQ thing? Did I blow your minds?" "Look, even Bitmoji Ms. Roberts is getting mad!" "Five of you aren't doing it. What are you doing? I'm gonna walk around -- or maybe I should gallop around." "Are your brains working? Did you turn them on this morning?" "Shriyan, are you the vampire in class sucking everyone's energy away? Let's blame Shriyan!" "Shriyan's the only variable between today and last class. We weren't like this last class." "Perseverance. That's what Ms. Roberts has today. I persevered, in spite of you all being zombies."

#9759

816

Jan. 14, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Roberts quote collection from p3 symphonic orchestra Roberts: Do you guys need an extra minute to tune? Shriyan: 10 minutes! Roberts: Shriyan get out! Leave this town! // Later Roberts: I’m so worried Shriyan: Hi so worried! “Measure 11, that’s 4 from 15. I can do math, just like how Shriyan can keep his feet on the floor!” “Imagine if you were a rapper and you name is lil sad quarter note.” “Zampa invented ghosting.”

#9415

412

Nov. 21, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

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// swim meet, refs are changing touchpads Andy: holy crap, they’re about to impale that guy! Shriyan: it’s ok, it’s only heat 2, so he’s an expendable resource