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// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.