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#3182

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April 1, 2011, 11:37 a.m.

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while(true) { Gordon: Let's look up tags on blairbash //minutes later Jason: Why don't you have any under your tag? Bob: Stop being such a scrub Gordon: Let's make one right now }

#7504

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May 24, 2018, 10:05 a.m.

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Aaron: I'm not sick, I just feel really sick.

#5674

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Dec. 2, 2015, 10:31 p.m.

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//Stein and Lodal enter Giles' period 2 to observe the class. Giles starts asking about characteristics of y=sinx graphed. Giles: What is the smallest y-only output? //Stein raises hand. Justin shouts out Justin: -1 Giles: Sorry Mr.Stein, Justin beat you to it. Stein: But I raised my hand... //Giles moves on to next question Giles:What is the amplitude of the graph? //Before Giles can call on Stein Ben:1 //Stein raises hand again Stein:I'll just pre rais my hand this time. Giles: What is the period? //Courtney cuts off Stein Courtney: 2 Pi!

#5640

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Nov. 12, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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//Courtney is holding out her index and middle fingers Ben: Why are you doing a peace sign? Courtney: In England, this is the middle finger //Ben says something moderately insulting Courtney: I'm going to middle-finger you in England

#6360

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March 31, 2017, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: What type of triangle has the maximum area for some fixed perimeter? Sarah: The square kind.

#958

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:30 p.m.

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// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

#5654

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Nov. 21, 2015, 12:11 p.m.

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//Dr. Davis is explaining the impulse formula, Impulse=Force times the change in time //He writes J=F∆t on the board //Ben looks at the board, looks at Jay, and looks back at the board Ben: Jay is fat?

#7073

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Dec. 21, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

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(In genetics, watching Jurassic Park, Ms. Sloe asks Daniel how to fullscreen) Ms. Sloe: you have to teach me these things or I won't be able to do them. (in relation... in the middle of the room) Neo & Dana simultaneously: "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."

strange sloe dana neo

#7591

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Sept. 17, 2018, 10:45 a.m.

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Jonah: If you're like wearing socks or you're on a frictionless surface .... Noah: Yoink me!

#4481

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March 19, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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Arun: How many people live in D.C.? Maria Y: 46 million.