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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.



Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.



March 5, 2019, 12:03 p.m.

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//Entomology, watching a video Narrator: A female emerges, and immediately there's a brawl. Reynald: That's like Caltech.



Oct. 20, 2018, 12:30 p.m.

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//7th period bio with Duval, the topic of nicknames has come up Duval: Sometimes, I call Mr. Schafer "Jimmy Shay" Duval: He doesn't like it



Feb. 28, 2019, 10:39 p.m.

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//Rate My Teachers Review Cuadrado First Review: If you can't take the fuego, hasta luego!



June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?



Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.



Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.



Feb. 8, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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//Peter listing his classes Peter: ...micro, PTSD... Telon: PTSD? Peter: Pham Tran Software Design



Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.