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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...
//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?
//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.
Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.
// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.
//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia
//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.
//at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop. Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat? Blair students: Okay, sure. Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla. Dude from adjacent team: ??? Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move! //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation //later Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention! //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game
Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.
Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.