#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#1576

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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#8

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May 21, 2009, 8:10 p.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: If you didn't turn in your assignments, I can only say one thing to you: go home and cry. Don't cry here, it will make me look bad.

#3427

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May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

#5175

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Sept. 10, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//First day at Wallops, introduction with instructor. Jimmy (instructor): So, tell me something about yourself. And don't be like "I like volleyball" and the next person is like "I like volleyball". Share some secrets, and I'll show you mine! *starts proceeding--people say normal things like "I play soccer"* Josephine: I like microwaves.

#6391

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April 23, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

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//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia

#5934

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May 16, 2016, 12:08 p.m.

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//Talking about Science Bowl Pham: But actually, we are suck! We, are suck!

#2483

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.

#5179

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Sept. 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

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// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.