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#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4173

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Aug. 29, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...

#4192

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

The most devoted Republican of the party, that's for sure.

pham politics

#2657

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Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

Still have no idea what code they are talking about ED. NOTE: copier codes. Highly sought-after. Difficult to get. One needs gonnegtions.

analysis stein code ostrander

#1739

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March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#5497

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May 24, 2015, 9:53 p.m.

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// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.

#3821

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#7316

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March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

Noam tends to speak and then think in most situations, but this was pure gold.

carlos noam precalc