Welcome to! This is a database of quotes similar to the popular We feature quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. Of course, quotes do not have to be related to Blair or limited to the Blair community; quotes can be about any topic and anyone familiar with the Blair community can read and post quotes. Currently, the database contains a total of 5897 quotes.

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Hey there, class of 2023! Blairbash is now over 10 years old! That means there's a lot of quotes to get through, so you better start reading. I also hear we have some new faculty coming in—get to work filling up those tags. By the way, this site is open source, so if there's a feature you think is missing, open an issue or submit a pull request on GitHub. Anyways, keep it funny and keep it respectful. See you around!
Kevin, Aug. 20, 2019, 6:25 p.m.
Hey Class of 2022! Welcome to Blairbash! Wow you have three of the same digit in your graduation year! That's not gonna happen again for like 89 years, y'all'd be over 100 years old then. But anyway, show yourself around, submit some funny quotes once in a while, tell your friends about it. For our returning customers, stay funny, stay respectful. Enjoy!
Reynald, July 22, 2018, 10:12 p.m.
Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2021! Take a look around. I'm sure you'll have a laugh. The quotes get even funnier once you meet the people who said them. I won't point at anyone specific because Mr. Pham or Mr. Rose might get upset. For the rest of y'all, keep submitting funny quotes. I'm sure y'all will have a great time!
Reynald, July 5, 2017, 4:04 p.m.
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