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#7219

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Feb. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

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//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.

#8156

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May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#11849

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May 17, 2023, 1:16 p.m.

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Sahu: I’m going to peel back the onion and show you the sausage //no context

#12030

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Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

P4 Phil Orch, second day of class. We were doing an activity where Smolen tried to match what someone did over the summer to the student.

brain, yunyi, orchestra, smolen

#9704

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: multiple choice is evil. I only use it on BFTs because I can't fit things otherwise.

#12962

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Hinkle: If I've only made one person hate me, I haven't really done my job.

#3192

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April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.

"HHHNNRRURGH" is an attempt at translating a fierce grunting sound into letters.

stein

#12799

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Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街!

𨳍 and 仆街 are, respectively, cat6 and puk1 gaai1, both Cantonese vulgarities

alan, cursing

#12479

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Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

he takes all of this stuff back

ziyad

#8804

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Dec. 10, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Lodal: You know, I haven't had my internet drop in any of my classes this year. Lillian: You just jinxed it! Lodal: But is it a jinx if I want it to happen?