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#470

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: If you don't know how to open a book, this is how you open a book. *opens book* Then you turn the pages!

#12233

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#3482

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Aug. 30, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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Rose: If it's raining, then candy bars are green.

#12105

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Sept. 12, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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// Discussing Micronations Mr. Cirincione: I'm Sealandish, not British Mr. Cirincione: I'm also a lord

#9316

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Nov. 10, 2021, 4:12 p.m.

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Lodal: What's the point of the homework? It's a threat. It's an implicit threat.

#13178

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March 11, 2024, 12:51 p.m.

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Hart: People look at me! Hart: I promise I'm more interesting than your phones right now.

#5554

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Sept. 25, 2015, 8:33 a.m.

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// Cyber Patriot Registration Ostrander: Thanks – do you have e-mail addresses for the other three? Daniel: **replies with emails** Ostrander: Thanks – now stop answering e-mails in class.

#13169

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March 10, 2024, 6:59 p.m.

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//Scrambler car crashes into the wall during testing Andy: C'mon Jerry, that wasn't supposed to be Princess Diana!

#2577

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Nov. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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//When discussing how to connect pieces of wood in R&E Student: So nails and screws are good. That's great, because I'm good at doing both!

#8402

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:27 a.m.

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Aaron: I need to go in at lunch to retake my vibe check