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March 26, 2010, 12:13 a.m.

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Rose: Oh no! Somebody stretched my hypotenuse!

#10652

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June 6, 2022, 2:32 p.m.

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//Pd.8 Analysis 1B Mr. Rose is teaching while Angelina is writing in her notebook, he walks over to her after giving us problems to do. Rose: "Stop drawing weird anime girls."

#2559

88

Nov. 17, 2010, 2:37 p.m.

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//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.

#11297

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Mogge: Now, you would think this DBQ is worth 6 points...no, I multiplied it by 4!

#4152

77

May 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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Student: How many points is this quiz worth? Mr. Giles: It all depends on how Raanan does on it.

#12924

88

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#10665

-17

June 8, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Violet: What are you doing? Diana: Crying Violet: *Points to the computer* For the project!

#6590

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

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Steven: The math may be correct, but the mathematician will not always be.

#402

99

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#9283

2020

Nov. 6, 2021, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: Do you know those boys who always wear shorts even when it's freezing outside? Rose: I think my son's turning into one of those boys