#2490

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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John Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!

#1294

99

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*

#9280

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Nov. 5, 2021, 4:58 p.m.

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Street *sharing his screen*: and here’s a photo of me and Mr. Rose in a bar in LA

#10382

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March 30, 2022, 10:55 p.m.

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// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*

#9212

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Oct. 14, 2021, 4:07 p.m.

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// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.

#274

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Who has finished the trig review packet? [No hands go up] What??? You should have finished it by now. OK, now lie. Who has finished the trig review packet [Hands go up] Good... I'll be giving you another packet tomorrow. ~Mr. Rose

#12500

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Nov. 10, 2023, 12:26 p.m.

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Otto: I'm just making shit up! Sofia: You don't even know what shit is! Otto: I've never shit in my life.

#11602

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Feb. 23, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Rose: someday I’ll write a book Rose: nobody would buy it.

#6155

810

Jan. 4, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

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//Precalc C, Rose begins a complex proof about the definition of an ellipse Rose: This proof is the type of Magnet treatment that you won't get at Whitman. Class: Simon!!! Rose: Huh?

#2282

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?