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#393

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June 1, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Manuel: So if Berlin was blockaded off, how do you think Truman sent supplies to Berlin? Someone: Plane! Someone else: Trucks! Valerie: JUST BRING IT TO THEM BY SHIP. GOD.

#9517

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Dec. 6, 2021, 9:18 a.m.

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// Pd. 1 ESS after we all checked our PSAT scores and Mr Lodal assigned an entire paragraph of notes Lodal: I feel like we were arm wrestling and I just slammed your arm into the ground.

Lodal does not like the PSAT

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#2935

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Feb. 15, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

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Richard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!

#1447

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Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#3248

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April 15, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

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Kaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!

#4087

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April 16, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

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//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!

#12420

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Oct. 30, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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sahu: real talk, i have seen the future

after giving us a lecture on how having good grades doesn't define you as a person

future, grades, sahu

#4326

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Nov. 27, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta is showing Mat Sci kids examples of shoe parts for their upcoming shoe-making project. He takes out a half-shoe, cut lengthwise. Kaluta: So this was cut on the band saw. Used. I think a kid left it in the R&E room, and Mr. Templin got really mad about it, and cut it in half... You guys remember Mr. Templin?

#11796

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May 1, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.

#9032

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March 1, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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Max Frissell: The institution of marrige is kinda sus

"That's one of the most gen Z things I've ever said"

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