#13454

1717

Sept. 12, 2024, 1:59 p.m.

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Rose: This problem is really hard. Maybe you cried, maybe you were tweaking out

#3413

88

May 25, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

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Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.

#2630

1111

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#12409

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Oct. 27, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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// 9:25 Jacen: where is everybody? what the hell? Niklas: the bell hasn’t rung yet

#10106

1010

March 1, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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// meetings with students over their UML diagrams Sahu: Did you make the pentagram?

#8020

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March 19, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I dated myself

#3318

86106

May 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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//Sharon outside of GYM before Boys Volleyball game Sharon: Hey, black guy, you look familiar! Rick: ..? Sharon: Do you have a identical twin brother that's in my art class? Rick: I'm in your art class... Sharon: Oh, I guess that makes sense

#13300

911

April 15, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Yongle: I only wear clothes to please others Yongle: If it was up to me I would be butt-ass naked

#11545

77

Feb. 9, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"

#3022

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March 3, 2011, 8:47 p.m.

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Teacher: Girls are so useless. [as an afterthought] Except on Saturday nights.