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#5202

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Sept. 30, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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//Gaby says something Whitacre: What? I can't even hear you. Gaby: Nothing. Whitacre: Nothing? Are you saying that when you open your mouth, nothing useful comes out, so I just shouldn't listen to you? Gaby: ...Yeah. (with conviction)

#4349

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Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

#9519

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Dec. 6, 2021, 1:15 p.m.

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//in bio making stop motion videos anagha: look i made people (holding up clay) delaney: i’ve made people too… //karen looks at anagha anagha: oh… delaney: oh… //delaney leaves

#4075

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April 1, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Patrick S.: You know how we're not supposed to bring laptops to Wallops? So I think - I'll just bring a P.C.!

#7547

117123

June 15, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

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//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?

#8408

2323

Dec. 2, 2019, 1:26 p.m.

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//stat pd. 7 Stein: You don't buy milk by the cow.

#1825

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April 26, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Templin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...

#3429

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June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#13049

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:42 p.m.

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Mr. Bannister: What a fuckin' shit show.

Mr. Bannister walked into Rao Period 4 and murmured that in response to reporting students to security.

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#10369

1313

March 29, 2022, 6:22 p.m.

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//opens one of the laptops for the students to use soon Hallisey (casually): Oh, right, someone installed a keylogger on this one.