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April 12, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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Schafer: So if you hook this up to a 10,000 volt source, we could produce x-rays. Schafer: Could we do this? Yeah. Schafer: But I want to keep my job.

#3522

13

Sept. 7, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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Pham: You not in United States of America--you don't have to pay taxes

#13164

99

March 7, 2024, 10:31 a.m.

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Bosse: Hang on, they're exchanging phone numbers. This is cute.

#2747

22

Jan. 4, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Roberts: Bang it out, Ittai! Bang it hard!

#10412

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April 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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pov schwartz teaching: "GOOD NEWS we get more opportunities to practice our series convergence tests" "BAD NEWS not every problem is doubled, oh well" "the basic comparison test, or the direct comparison test if you'd like to be a HEATHEN" "and that was an amusing plan, but a terrible one" "and this is fine, L = L/4, no problem, L = 0, NOTHING WRONG HERE" "be convinced here, stop me if you're not" *keeps going through proof* "nobody writes jokes in base 13" "there are no numbers other than zero, math is a joke, class is over" *continues teaching anyway* "CONCEPTUALLYYYYYY" five minutes before the bell rings: "WEGOT5MINUTESLETSLEARNTHEENTIRERESTOFTHEUNIT"

#2881

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#4713

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Jan. 20, 2014, 8 p.m.

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Lodal: Are we okay with the fact that it is just night--all day long? Aleksandra: No, no we are not.

#6832

311

Oct. 24, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

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//While talking about transformations in Precalc Kirk: After we transform this function, we can describe it in simplest terms as ... a butt!

#10798

88

Sept. 12, 2022, 12:51 p.m.

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O’Donovan: Why do I bother making answer keys? O’Donovan: Just check answers with Jerry.

#12258

33

Oct. 5, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.