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#9416

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Nov. 22, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Andrew: What's that for? Xan: It's for sensing light Andrew: But there's no light sensor Xan: That's the problem

#12353

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Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

how? //mod note: close to pseudo-English "chull"

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#4915

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May 8, 2014, 5:18 p.m.

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//Work time in Analysis II. Lenny suddenly comes into the room and sits next to James Liao in the same chair. He starts talking with everyone at the table and puts his arm around James. Schwartz: If you're going to come into my classroom, please don't molest my students!

#9259

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Nov. 2, 2021, 7:39 p.m.

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Rao: "9th period is like death and taxes."

#10370

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March 30, 2022, 8:54 a.m.

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//Schwartz repeatedly advises against using the Integral Test, because it's obnoxious Katz: But I love the Integral Test, especially with trig subs. //Schwartz breaks down Schwartz: You're just trying to give me an aneurysm at this point.

#12454

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Nov. 3, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Rose: If you talk when I'm talking, that's rude, but I'm getting paid, so that's fine. Rose: If you talk when Stephen's talking, that's bad -- he's not getting paid. Stephen: I should be getting paid.

#6548

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July 13, 2017, 12:05 p.m.

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Sam: Pham is why we can't have fire alarms

#1588

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March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#9149

2020

May 21, 2021, 1:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.

#2116

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:34 p.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.