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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Wait, is apparent spelled with one "r" or two? Class: One "r". Lodal: So this the time where I tell you guys that I was actually the third grade spelling bee champion. //Lodal proceeds to write "apparent", but spells it as "apparenent" //class snickers, then Lodal realizes his spelling error. //soon after Lodal spells "brightness" as "brightnes" Lodal: And the thing is, if someone else makes a a spelling mistake somewhere, I would be the one to point it out. //Lodal continues writing on the board, but then spells "luminosity" as "luminosty" //Finally, Lodal finshes the equation [apparent brightness is proportional to luminosity over d^2] Lodal: I had to write distance squared with just a "d" so I couldn't misspell it.

#3823

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Dec. 1, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, this English guy came up with this theory. This Scottish guy... Patrick Shan: When he wasn't drunk. Lodal: Came up with this theory.

#12589

46

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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// roughly translated from ASL Mather: make sure your palm faces out for FRUSTRATED, or else it's *writes on board* B____H // some confused looks Mather: *writes out the T C* B_TCH Kid 1: (spoken) ohhhh Kid 2: (spoken) shut up!

#8533

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Feb. 28, 2020, 1:22 a.m.

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Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.

#9434

1515

Nov. 29, 2021, 9:24 a.m.

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The swim coaches drugged my daughter- Hinkle

#1602

1212

March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

#6674

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#8164

105109

May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#1840

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April 28, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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(Pham talking about effusion and Graham's law) Pham: For effusion, you use the cracker law! ...you know, the crackers, the Graham crackers? So, whenever you make s'mores with Graham crackers, you remember effusion!