#9759

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Jan. 14, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Roberts quote collection from p3 symphonic orchestra Roberts: Do you guys need an extra minute to tune? Shriyan: 10 minutes! Roberts: Shriyan get out! Leave this town! // Later Roberts: I’m so worried Shriyan: Hi so worried! “Measure 11, that’s 4 from 15. I can do math, just like how Shriyan can keep his feet on the floor!” “Imagine if you were a rapper and you name is lil sad quarter note.” “Zampa invented ghosting.”

#12711

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Dec. 12, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: who is a teacher we like? Class: Lodal! Rose: so let's say Lodal calls and says hey Rose i need 4 microwave ovens Rose: so i like him and i also kind of fear him Rose: because he will mess me up // later Rose: who is a teacher we hate? Justin: Schafer! Rose: so let's say we don't like Schafer and we also don't fear him Rose: so I tell Kirk to use this opportunity to unload two of our broken microwaves.

#5861

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March 17, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: (commenting after seeing Tri-M St. Patrick´s Day candy grams) It´s like it´s ingrown toenail week so buy a candy gram!

#1101

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:24 p.m.

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Swaney: So I met Mr. Schuester from Glee. //class collectively squeals //later Swaney: I told him once I tell my class they would die.

#7288

44

March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#12339

44

Oct. 18, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Porch (to his pd4): now that I've sufficiently intimidated you

#10722

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June 17, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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Katz (entering Rose's empty classroom): Will it ever be "Morbin' time"? Rose: No! It will not.

#915

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:41 p.m.

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Ravilious: Don't pack up before the bell rings. It's not good for my ego.

#9842

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Jan. 27, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Rose: I saw it on Twitter so it must be true.

#2091

22

Sept. 10, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Aaaaaawwwwww, I almost made it through the day without making a mistake. Look at that, it's 2:08. Aaawwwwwww.....