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Dec. 14, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Delaney: I encourage your baby-making.

#5419

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March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

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Jan. 4, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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Teacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.

#1391

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Jan. 22, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//grace gets a chocolate fondue set from her secrete santa //a bunch of people go outside, two lindt chocolate balls are placed in bowl //cy places fondue set between his legs to block the wind so the fire doesn't go out grace: everyone crowd around him to cover him up! student 1: what is he doing? erik: cy! stop playing with your balls!

#11731

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April 5, 2023, 10:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Quizzes aren’t hard if you just get the questions right.”

#12791

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#843

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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Whitacre: Since you guys got report cards, I figured I'd bring in one of my old ones. It's not terribly could, my mom wants me to keep it around as a reminder. //The grades were Bs and Cs, except for Math: it was P

#9634

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Dec. 16, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Roberts: Firsts what was that? That sounded like an 80 year old grandma creaking through.

#12941

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Hinkle: Why did the administration say Blair can't paint its walls with red, the school colour? Hinkle: Red makes people violent. Hinkle: For the hallways, they said that Blair High School can be as violent as it likes. Hinkle: You'll notice that all the fights happen in the hallways ...

#3738

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Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...