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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.

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March 7, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

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//New seats; Pham asks Grace a nomenclature question, but she is laughing Pham: Why you so happy? Is it because you are sitting next to Steven?

#10278

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March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#8386

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Nov. 13, 2019, 2:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: Classes should only have students whose last names start with either H, K, J, or I. I find myself singing the ABCs to myself in order to remember the correct order.

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#359

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May 27, 2009, 6:36 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: People still say, "Hillary Clinton's a Lady Macbeth." She's the image of a bitchy, conniving woman behind the throne.

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Jan. 21, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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// Watching video on volcanoes Lodal: Sudhish looks like he's interested. Lodal: But I know he's not. I still appreciate it though.

#6096

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Nov. 17, 2016, 1:36 p.m.

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//SRP, Bosse has been roasting people for not doing work //Richard Wang is eating his breakfast in the room Bosse: Richard, are you eating food in this room? Richard: ...uhhh Bosse: Richard you're not even in this class why are you here Richard: ...uhhh //Richard runs out of the room