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April 18, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

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Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction... Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?

#1649

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March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#1706

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March 22, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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//Shirley is going to RSI over the summer Shirley: Hey Jacob, tell Ms. Ragan your summer plans! Jacob: Oh, I'm working at RSI. Ragan: Really? Doing what? Jacob: I'll be like a sysop. Ragan: No kidding! *laughs* They don't know what's about to hit them! I should write a letter to RSI right now warning them, "Do not let these two near each other under any circumstances." Jacob: Or just wait until after the summer to write the letter. Shirley: "In retrospect, you shouldn't have let those two near each other." "Yeah, we noticed."

#2396

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you're getting stabbed to death it doesn't matter what day it is.

#13404

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."

#8802

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Dec. 8, 2020, 2:45 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Don't be a vampire. Have a wonderful afternoon.

#968

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Prange: "Sometimes we take tangents because of me, other times we just look at Eugene and go _what?_"

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March 13, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Glenn: My high school was 8th grade through 12th grade Glenn: So the 8th graders were sub-freshmen so they were "subbies" Sai: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT

#10155

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March 4, 2022, 2:37 p.m.

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//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.