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Dec. 7, 2017, 1:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: Anyone doing anything FUN! over the weekend? Deeya: ACT! Whitacre: Anyone have a ton of work lined up for them and their weekend is just going to be miserable, raise your hands. //Around 5-10 people raise their hands Whitacre: Goood, your misery is my pleasure.

#13461

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Sept. 17, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Sahu: I hate a question Sahu: Is sigma a derogatory term? Sahu: Because people call me Mr. Sigma

#5225

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Oct. 18, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

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Student: Were the Han the same as the Huns? Mogge: No, they were a different group from Central Asia...do you know what you have to do with the Huns? //silence as everyone looks at each other Mogge: You have to get down to business.

#12621

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Nov. 30, 2023, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 30 "I feel a little better, but I don't want to take any chances, so I have an energy drink, and DayQuil, and tea. Those are all the drugs I can use legally." "This class is all about talking about our feelings." "I want all the steps to be written out, so stupid people like me can read it and understand." "I have a degree, I promise." "Have you heard of the real number 4? Yeah? Great. I have, too." "I'm not going to go over pi today. We'll go over it later -- hopefully never." "Stephen, don't talk about problems. Now is the time to celebrate our successes." "I won't use the paper. I'll use my brain, and my energy drink." "Why are you in the FLUB, little x? Because you're in one of the gammas."

#4376

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Jan. 5, 2013, 2:14 p.m.

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//Early in the morning, outside of POE Kirkendall: So, you know how annoying the horny couples who make out in the hallways are? Well, this morning, I discovered something even more annoying: husky horny couples who make out in the hall! It's just as obnoxious, but with twice the surface area for blocking the hall! Evan: That's actually hilarious. Kirkendall: No, it's awful.

#5908

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April 26, 2016, 8:37 p.m.

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Cirincione: I've posted the erection on the classroom.

#4307

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Nov. 15, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Giles: When I was watching the movie, I actually paused the movie to crank out the limit. Turns out Mean Girls was right. The limit does not exist. Student: So you paused the movie, so you must have the DVD! Giles: Damn right, that movie is great. //Later Giles: Lindsey Lohan is great at math.

#8515

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Feb. 21, 2020, 12:25 p.m.

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*Stein has walked into 9th discrete while they're discussing a proof about Pythagorean triples* Stein: So you're saying that in a primitive Pythagorean triple, c is odd and one of a and b is odd while the other is even? Rose: You know, you can learn a lot by just walking into other classes. Like from Stein, I've learned "Center! Shape! Spread!"

#10715

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June 17, 2022, 7:56 a.m.

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// Going over BFT Schwartz: Right now the correct answer to "what's 36*3" is "No"! Schwartz: We're not doing that! Schwartz: What's 36*3? I don't care!

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?