#4523

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April 28, 2013, 3:47 p.m.

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//Talking about probable cause in NSL Freeman: So Akshay's at Maria's house... Maria Yang: NO! Freeman: So Akshay's at Mukund's house...

#9510

311

Dec. 3, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

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//context: rose writes 4/0 on the board class: aaaaaaa sophie y: naur! rose: the principal should just like walk in right now and run away screaming. you guys should at least pretend like your screaming. rose: some of you are screaming, some of you are probably thinking “i’m gonna text my parents and tell them i loved them”, cause maybe like a bridge collapsed a hundred miles away. rose: rose: it’s meaningless. it’s garbage. *a couple minutes later after drawing a triangle with side lengths 1-2-4* rose: WAH WAH WAHHHH

#10340

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March 24, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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//Community Circle in Wind Ensemble, everyone gives a response as the talking piece gets passed to them. //On the board: "Round 2: What does wellness mean to you? Round 3: Define wellness - the state of being in good health." Michael Zenick (answering round 2): I think wellness is the state of being on good health. Stephen Zhang: I agree with what he said. Daniel Li: Me too!

#2653

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!

#1571

55

March 2, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Schafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.

#3091

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March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#6529

55

June 23, 2017, 1:15 p.m.

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Ryan Cho: "Like, with enough cheese, you can sedate someone"

#3965

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Feb. 15, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

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//To justify why Sam should answer Jenny's phamistry question Barnhard: Sam, you know everything! You're brilliant! Zbarsky: I think you're confusing me with God.

#13706

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Jan. 8, 2026, 1:49 p.m.

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Ashwin: There should be an underground market for Health assignments.

#3660

55

Oct. 11, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Giles: OK, so I guess we're boycotting the chart. Becky: Aww, I like the chart! Jared (freshman version): But I'm a big boy now!