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March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#38

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Ahhh...... Theresa's making learning noises! ~Mr. Rose, when Theresa said, "Ohh"

#2386

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Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.

#1997

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June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#3977

2020

Feb. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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Ms. Denny: InToneNation is supposed to be coming...I'm looking forward to making fun of whoever it is. //later that period, InToneNation comes in Ms. Denny: Who is it? Ian (from InToneNation): It's for you, from Holden Caulfield.

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

#9059

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March 16, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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//pd 8 health Ms. Gonzalez: if I had to get an STI I’d get chlamydia

#8910

2626

Jan. 19, 2021, 2:43 p.m.

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//in logic zoom chat Bracklinn: What speech did he give this language in?

#6413

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May 8, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

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//ASL class - Ms. Taylor is asking the class about their prom plans & quizzing others on what's being said in the conversation Ms. Taylor: Stephy, what are your shoes like? Stephy: I'm going to wear purple high heels. Ms. Taylor: Sean, what color are Stephy's shoes? Sean: Purple. Ms. Taylor: Good! And what kind of shoes are they? Sean: ...The purple kind?

#9459

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am getting a large knife. Please, everyone -- don't do dumb things. //later Schwartz: Don't take a piece of cake if eating it would cause you to die. That's my advice.