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#9062

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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#11613

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Feb. 27, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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// SRP p8 is getting loud Bosse: It sounds too loud for you guys to be productive. Bosse: Sameer, is that a game? Sameer: No! It just happened to already be open!

#3555

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Sept. 14, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.

When Dvorsky said that, she sounded very scientific. And Hannah was half asleep and then just blurted that out.

dvorsky, hannah

#13129

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Feb. 27, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Glenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.

#4512

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April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#2746

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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!

#11542

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Feb. 9, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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// Heating up BaSO4 precipitate in achem Jerry Song: It's turning from black to white. Andy: So just like Michael Jackson.

#8845

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Dec. 21, 2020, 12:19 p.m.

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Ahrens: I love new babies Ahrens: They're the best Ahrens: I don't want to have any more babies Ahrens: But I like other people having babies

#12457

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Nov. 6, 2023, 9:07 a.m.

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Lodal: when i hear "breeding reactor" it doesn't sound like a good thing Lodal: it sounds like a human rights violation thing.

#4042

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March 16, 2012, 8:36 a.m.

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Harrison: What's a mechanical psychotic squirrel? It sounds delicious!