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April 16, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

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//testing laundry detergent in discrete Rose: Normal, grease, food, and mud... the 4 basic food groups.

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!

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Feb. 11, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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//Science Olympiad Detector Sophia: We literally made our device output 400 every time //later Sophia: Stop spreading lies about our device!

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March 22, 2024, 2:13 p.m.

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// discrete, talking about a quiz that may or may not be retakable alexei: there's probably not going to be a retake, rose will just follow the path of least resistance piety: oh, like mathphys! is there a capacitor storing my grade? alexei: yeah, it can approach it but it never actually reaches the gradebook

#261

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Close your eyes. Now imagine a line. A big glowing red line, you know, sorta like a lightsaber ~Mr. Rose

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April 17, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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// SMOB video, Sami Saeed talks about what he did the past year Grace: Narcissist!

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Nov. 11, 2009, 4:40 p.m.

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Stein: My phone is made of corn. I want to butter it and *brings in front of mouth* rrrrnnnngh!

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Feb. 9, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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Giles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.

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Oct. 6, 2011, 7:08 p.m.

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Anon: Which country is Pokemon from?

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Dec. 1, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Michael: war crimes are only crimes if you lose! Seat, disturbed: …no…