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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#6923

99

Nov. 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

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//Talking about a theorem that connects the limit of a continuous function and the limit of a sequence Schwartz: What should we call this theorem? Ben: Theorem McTheoremFace! //Schwartz writes this on the board

#8768

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Nov. 20, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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Rose: This is either the greatest or the worst thing to ever happen to you... or somewhere in-between

#7467

99

May 3, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

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//Review for Calc AP Rose: Aah! This doesn't say if calculators are allowed or not! It's all because Giles is crazy OCD and retyped every single problem! This packet is so frustrating, I have to stop using his stuff! Schaffer: Actually, this doesn't say if calculators are allowed because it's copied from the scoring guide and the answers are removed. Rose: Oops maybe I made this one...

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June 14, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is a once in a life time opportunity, you don’t want to miss this. Sam: He couldn’t make it through that sentence with a straight face.

#13083

55

Feb. 16, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Student: We are truly in late-stage capitalism if students are scamming their parents to go to the school play.

#8810

04

Dec. 10, 2020, 4:24 p.m.

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Martinez: No one wants to talk to me Martinez: I'm alone in the world of Zoom!

#5914

55

April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.

#1679

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March 17, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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//astro pd7 Donaldson: If you put something out in the sun, it bleaches -- Hannah F.: So its evolution, right?

#3119

1212

March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...