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#10764

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Sept. 4, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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// Talking about the Great Pacific Garbage patch Pratyusha: Garbage patch kids!

#6453

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May 19, 2017, 3:09 p.m.

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Robert: Test the water before you... Person in the Background: pee in it. Robert: Yes! Test the water before you pee in it.

#4626

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Oct. 21, 2013, 11:35 a.m.

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//In Logic; Rose is typing topics for a quiz into Word //Rose types "Ultraparallel" Raanan: Ultraparallel is not a word, Word gave it a red underline squiggly! Rose: Look, your name isn't a word either! //Types Raanan which is then given a red underline squiggly

#8952

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Jan. 28, 2021, 12:25 p.m.

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Student 1: listening to sabaton in the background is one hell of a drug Student 2: You listen to foot armour? Student 1: yes

#9120

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April 23, 2021, 12:45 p.m.

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Rose: Let's not go straight for the sex on day one of graph theory Rose: Let's wait for day two Rose: How about we talk about something more pleasant, like COVID

#12460

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#1404

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#10235

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March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm sure your insulin's doing great.

#12071

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Sept. 7, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.

#12688

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.