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#7331

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March 16, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Klein: My 4 year old daughter told me, "I want to sing a song for your students so that they can learn good!" And I said, "Learn well."

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#12224

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Sept. 29, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.

#13544

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Feb. 3, 2025, 11:29 a.m.

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Emery: I got this, I got this on skibidi Ohio rizz.

Context: No clue. I randomly heard it during lunch

schafer, lunch

#9940

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Feb. 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors

#5383

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Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.

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//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.

#2629

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2479

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Pham: Car engine hot! You don't believe me, try it out tonight. When parent get home, pop hood open, stick hand in it, see what happen.

#8593

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Aug. 31, 2020, 9:34 a.m.

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Stein: This is my bitmoji classroom Stein: I'm very proud of it