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#9149

2020

May 21, 2021, 1:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.

#9577

1012

Dec. 10, 2021, 7:49 a.m.

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srihari: I didn’t even know that it was bleeding. I just looked down and was like “oh my leg is really bloody” and then I had to go down and get 12 stitches. srihari: it was really interesting vijay: “really interesting??”

#542

44

Sept. 17, 2009, 4:01 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Calculus is like getting preganant. No--calculus is like having a baby. Everything goes well until something goes wrong. Then you need a doctor.

#11370

68

Jan. 3, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Bramble: I'm going to do a scientifically inaccurate poll, which is my favourite kind.

#13546

88

Feb. 7, 2025, 1:36 p.m.

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“Sometimes bullying is good” - Mr. Rose

Wanted someone to bully people for using bad markers

rose

#11654

913

March 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Gugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher

// mod note: out of all of the things you could have said, you chose this? //mod note: this was elaborated from Gugan's actual submission, cf 10829

katz, freshmen, jerry, gugan

#4162

111

June 5, 2012, 4:42 p.m.

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//In a math class Annie: I like Italian pizza. Viju: I like all pizza. Teacher: What do you mean by Italian pizza? Annie: You know, like, Neopolitan pizza. Viju: Soooo it has a chocolate section and a vanilla section and a strawberry section?

#2847

-22

Jan. 26, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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Ivey: Sesame Street! A-can-a-you-a-count-a-with-a-me? One-a-buddha, two-a-buddha, three-a-buddha!

this was unprovoked

ivey

#4647

46

Nov. 6, 2013, 6:55 p.m.

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//Talking about static equilibrium in Math Phys Billy: If they're touching, they have to be hard.

It was actually an intelligent comment in the context of the problem.

mathphys, billy

#4157

4955

June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?