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Nov. 10, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro, if Princeton(scioly) was on the same day as regs(scibowl), then I'd dip scioly faster than my dad left for milk.

#376

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May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#9814

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Jan. 25, 2022, 4:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: It's Torricelli's trumpet. Or Gabriel's horn. Gabriel: It's my horn? Schwartz: Yup. Apparently.

#12038

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Stein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:14 p.m.

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//Announcement comes on for the Breast Cancer assembly in the middle of checking calc hw Rachel Carruthers: Hey, who wants to go down? Giles (to girls in class): You guys don't have to go if you don't want to go. Rachel: What are _you_ doing, Mr. Giles? Giles: _I'm_ not going!!

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June 6, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Tinu: Didn't Washington take 3 terms instead of 2?

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May 13, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Andy presenting about mirror pairs Andy: And now for a shameless plug of real-world applications of mirror pairs. Andy: To Schwartz's disgust, because math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.

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Oct. 25, 2021, 9:14 p.m.

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Rose: You should probably come in tomorrow after school if you don't understand this. Leila: I can't. Rose: Why? Leila: I have marching band. Rose: You should come in anyway. Tell Kirk it's a punishment for not teaching you well enough last year.

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June 4, 2019, 1:22 p.m.

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//volume of rotated solids, intersection of x^2 and x^3 rotated about y = 2 Rose: This is what we call a 'stupid bowl' The kind of thing that when someone gives it to you, you're just like, why did you give this to me? Because literally when you put something in it falls out the other end.

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz talking to Analysis 1 Schwartz: There was this kid called Mazda who would always stand. Schwartz. His seat was officially in the back of the room, so he would just stand back there taking notes. Schwartz: Every now and then, he'd turn around and write something on the board. Schwartz: That was Complex Analysis, which is always a bit chaotic. Schwartz: One day, some students decided to sit on top of the desks, and I was like, "Ok, sure". Schwartz: Then, one kid realized he couldn't see over the others because he was shorter, so he just stood on top of the desk to listen to class.