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24

March 7, 2017, 7:17 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Ben. Cuadrado: Ben. Cuadrado: Ben, ven!

#3990

1010

Feb. 22, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//A Code Red comes on during 3rd period gym telling everyone to go to a secure location. Hoelman: Everybody to the girls' locker room. Guys: YEAHH!!

#12153

1919

Sept. 19, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Sahu: I am never wrong, the slides have to be wrong. Anuva: Didn't you make the slides? Sahu: Yeah

#11533

1111

Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

#9581

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9956

2020

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#5597

26

Oct. 27, 2015, 11:49 a.m.

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Math phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.

#5861

22

March 17, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: (commenting after seeing Tri-M St. Patrick´s Day candy grams) It´s like it´s ingrown toenail week so buy a candy gram!

#12185

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:21 p.m.

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Michael: so when it’s a statue it’s celebrating the natural form but when I do it it’s indecent exposure

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1616

April 17, 2012, 11:29 a.m.

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Julia: Wait, what is Mitt in Mitt Romney short for? Mittens? Mittington? Xixi: Yes, that's what all the candidate's names are like. You know, "Mittens" Romney, "Ru" Paul, "Newtella" Gingrich.