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#5477
1921
⚐ Report//Two masses and two springs problem Schwartz: What shall be call the first mass? Student 1: Mass 1! Student 2: Bob! Schwartz: (Points to Students) Ok, Your mom! //students are laughing and confused Student: How did you hear "your mom?" Student 2: I said Bob Student 1: I said mass 1 Schwartz: Oh, I probably combined those two and got "Your mom" //We then named the other mass "Sid" //So the rest of the springs and masses discussion contained quotes like: Schwartz: What is the mass of your mom? ... Schwartz: So we've got Sid attached to a spring attached to your mom attached to the wall with a spring! ... Schwartz: In what direction is the force experienced by your mom? ... Schwartz: When Sid is going in the positive direction, your mom wants to pull Sid back! //And of course, after the discussion, when Schwartz is erasing: Schwartz: We don't need your mom anymore!
#7822
2424
⚐ Report//video of a class for precalc c to watch over winter break "because it's easy" Rose: Pretty quiet here... Alone in a room by myself... No one to blame... But myself...
#11127
1517
⚐ Report// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?
#9156
2121
⚐ Report//Duval's son has been asking about communism Duval: Coltin, explain to him the communist manifesto. Coltin: Why? What did I do?
#12390
88
⚐ Report//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking
#1627
59
⚐ Report//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.
#9253
1515
⚐ ReportStreet: I hope all of you are paying attention in class right now. Street: And not angrily ranting on reddit or making disparaging comments about other people's mothers on League of Legends.
#13208
2527
⚐ ReportJason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?