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#1732

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March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.

#11810

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May 4, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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"Okay, I just want you guys to know that sometimes it is okay to shake babies. Hm? Oh yeah, I did shake my nephew. And he turned out fine!" - Mr. Bustillos

#1161

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Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"

Discussing Maureen Dowd and why she writes about adultery so much.

gross, whore

#5366

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Jan. 24, 2015, 8:34 p.m.

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//Talking about Lego Robotics Ramu: How's the team? Are all ten positions filled yet? Antares: Well, Jordan's last one, but I literally just went up to him in the hall and asked him, and he said okay. Ramu: So is it like, Ten-tative?

#3654

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Oct. 8, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Rose: So. Does this work or not? //lots of people start yelling out different answers Hannah: ermmmm yeah no yeahhh wait no... Alex: I think we should go with Hannah on this one. Rose: What did she say? Alex: Yeah no wait yeah no... Rose: See, that's good when you don't know the answer. It makes you sound like you're thinking.

#3715

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Unit featuring Captain Zero and Infinitus in Analysis 1B Stein: So I never really understood limits with infinity and zero until I thought of them like superhero battles. //Later Stein: You have x and e^x as x approaches infinity. They are both superheroes. But x is like, one of those wimpy superheroes, like The Thing. But e^x...e^x is like one of those superheroes that you want to take to homecoming and do that freaky dancing that all the parents get mad about.

#8714

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Nov. 6, 2020, 9:51 a.m.

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Rose: You guys are going to say, "Mr. Rose, you must be crazy, giving us the same problem twice." No, I am crazy, I am losing it.

#9156

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May 28, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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//Duval's son has been asking about communism Duval: Coltin, explain to him the communist manifesto. Coltin: Why? What did I do?

#12073

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Sept. 7, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You can look at a campfire for hours, and it's really interesting.

#2047

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

discussion about domestication and animals apparently sitcom directors dislike cats

sitcom, whitacre, cat