#12675

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Dec. 6, 2023, 10:53 a.m.

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Smolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."

#6284

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March 8, 2017, 1:17 p.m.

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//the following is an email exchange between Richard Chen and Mr. Ostrander Mr. Ostrander: Hello, You are receiving this e-mail because you signed up for the AMC 10/12 B but have not yet paid $5 to take the exam. (We paid for the A, students pay for the B). If you have not yet paid or think you did pay, please contact myself or Ms. Adelman in the magnet office. If you no longer wish to take the exam, please e-mail me so that I can take you off of the list. Thanks, Peter Ostrander --------------------------- Richard Chen: Thanks, Pete! --------------------------- Richard Chen: Undo send. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Undo send. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Ctrl-Z. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Please disregard my previous emails. --------------------------- Mr. Ostrander: Note to self. Keep an eye on Richard Chen.

#11898

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May 24, 2023, 9:51 p.m.

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> last day for seniors, political behavior and psych is lazy (usual) and gabaree is giving a speech Gabaree: You guys are out! You guys can stop drinking the MCPS kool-aid

#34

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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If x is in the empty set, then x is a pink elephant ~Mr. Rose

#12258

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Oct. 5, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.

#10456

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April 21, 2022, 3:31 p.m.

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Christopher: I don't know how to identify it, but I do know how to sex it

#10422

812

April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#3829

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Dec. 3, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Maliasa goes up to Mr. Englemann's desk to give him his homework Maliasa: Hey, do you happen to have a cough drop? Englemann: I had one, but I gave it to my wife last night. Maliasa: Really, dude? You choose your wife over me?

#2941

77

Feb. 17, 2011, 10:32 a.m.

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[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?

#2549

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.