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⚐ ReportLodal: I just want to let you guys know, if I die in this classroom, and one of you knows how to reanimate my corpse, you're welcome to do that.
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⚐ ReportMr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”
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⚐ ReportAnybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."
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⚐ ReportP.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.
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⚐ Report// SMOB video, Sami Saeed talks about what he did the past year Grace: Narcissist!
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⚐ Report//Taking a mini-quiz in R&E. Naveen raises his hand, and Mr. Street walks over to him. Naveen: What's a 'transit'? Street: Good question. (walks away)
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⚐ Report// Gabaree talks about JFK cheating Sky: If I were JFK I would have cheated too Sky: Jackie Kennedy lowkey kind of ugly
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⚐ Report//Describing polynomial long division to solve an indefinite integral. Schwartz: And then there's the divisor... dividend? Divisor? I always get this stuff mixed up. Schwartz: It's the part that's not in the fraction anymore... Class: The quotient! Schwartz: Ah, yes! The quotient!