#8600

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Sept. 1, 2020, 5:07 p.m.

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// Precalc C Zoom meeting // Talking about flexibility Rose: In terms of plans, I have no plans. Arguably that's the most flexible type of plan.

#5572

3842

Oct. 8, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

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// Block B Freshman Physics // Someone has just been discovered to have voted twice on a question. Schafer: No, you can't do that! It's like when I ask Matthew 'Do you want to ride your Big Wheel or take a bath?' and he says 'First ride Big Wheel; then take bath.' But that's impossible! There's 15 minutes! Carl: Just put the Big Wheel in the bathtub! // silence Schafer: Carl, you're either going to be the best dad ever, or the worst.

#4216

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Sept. 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!

#4544

-11

May 30, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

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Katherine Angier: I'm mature //Proceeds to hit Hannah Tsai on the head with notebook Katherine Angier: Eeekkk!!

#3091

79

March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#567

55

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I've been unemployed. I have! Straight up unemployed. [...] Got laid off in Ohio, ended up living out of my pickup truck on the Eastern Shore, hunting and fishing for food. [...] That was an interesting part of my life.

#6057

99

Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!

#9965

1012

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:44 a.m.

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rose: "you do your homework isak?" isak: "yes." rose: "really?" isak: "maybe." ros: "liarrrr!"

#13668

1010

Nov. 11, 2025, 9:04 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to start saying other numbers and moving my hands in different ways. Lodal: tWentY-OnE! *Waves arms some other way idk*

#13637

1517

Sept. 19, 2025, 12:28 p.m.

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//in adv geo, rose drawing figures //rose: draws 60 degree angle rose: This is a right angle, despite what it looks like //labels angle with theta and complement with x rose: I'm mixing Roman and Greek symbols, just to piss everybody off