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#8640

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Oct. 9, 2020, 1:34 p.m.

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Kaluta: If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Class: Kaluta: Let me say that more slowly. If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Student: zero? Kaluta: ta-da!

#6433

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May 11, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.

#255

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Caffeine... Is... Great... [pause] But not for children... Only teachers... ~Mr. Rose

#4070

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March 28, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//Explaining why there was a lot of sexual abuse to the slaves by the conquistadors Cuadrado: After six months on a boat, without women, the men get very, you know? I mean, no one brings women with them to the New World. I mean, Spaniards are very passionate people, I would know. Even at my age, you see people.... Raymond: What? Didn't they have magazines back then?

Certain kinds of "magazines"...if you get my drift. During 4th period Spanish 5

raymond, cuadrado, spain

#9831

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Jan. 26, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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*wandering through the halls skipping class, stop for a minute standing outside a class* *Lodal walks up* Lodal: Are you in that class? "Nope" Lodal: Just walking around skipping class? "Yup" Lodal: That's ok, I don't want to be here either

#1995

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June 10, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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Pham: So you should stay inside and play World of Warcraft all night!

Talking about how you shouldn't study more than an hour or two, I think.

pham

#8295

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Sept. 19, 2019, 7:40 a.m.

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Charlotte: NOAM, I did it in under 10 minutes!!! Michio: Charlotte, that’s not much of an achievement, it should take longer than that. *everyone looks at Michio* Michio: Oh, it was about running

#4416

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.

#5830

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Feb. 24, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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Whitacre: Mr. Trump seems to be on a roll. Anyone moving to Canada with me? Or I'm thinking Mexico, since there'll be a wall to keep Trump out.

#8814

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Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke