Random Quotes
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⚐ Report//A Code Red comes on during 3rd period gym telling everyone to go to a secure location. Hoelman: Everybody to the girls' locker room. Guys: YEAHH!!
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⚐ ReportSahu: I am never wrong, the slides have to be wrong. Anuva: Didn't you make the slides? Sahu: Yeah
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⚐ ReportKaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?
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⚐ Report//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!
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⚐ Report// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.
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⚐ ReportMath phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: (commenting after seeing Tri-M St. Patrick´s Day candy grams) It´s like it´s ingrown toenail week so buy a candy gram!
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⚐ ReportMichael: so when it’s a statue it’s celebrating the natural form but when I do it it’s indecent exposure
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⚐ ReportJulia: Wait, what is Mitt in Mitt Romney short for? Mittens? Mittington? Xixi: Yes, that's what all the candidate's names are like. You know, "Mittens" Romney, "Ru" Paul, "Newtella" Gingrich.