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March 12, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Pham assigned Chapter 5 Homework the day before this takes place //Block B Chem Pham: Anyone have question on homewok? Student: Which one? Chapter 5? Other Student: Boi! Are you smoking weed? Pham: Guy guy, don't insult people like that. Really it not funny. Don't joke about things like that. It okay to be nerd. In da future he going to be your boss and get all the girls. *Class laughs* Other Student: Okay.

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Oct. 5, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.

#12977

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Feb. 3, 2024, 6:37 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's give Ace sunglasses and call them "the Ace of shades"

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

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April 12, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Rose: now the government controls your every move and reads your email and it’s a totalitarian nightmare

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Jan. 14, 2022, 2:52 p.m.

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Rose: I've really failed you all as a discrete math teacher

#12367

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Oct. 20, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Charles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.

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Nov. 7, 2021, 12:55 a.m.

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// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*

#5857

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March 16, 2016, 9:21 a.m.

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Rose: Taking derivatives is like sex.

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Nov. 12, 2010, 5:21 p.m.

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Andrew RS: I wish there were like 4 Thursdays a week because there are so many things I want to do that all happen on Thursday... Danderson: I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want 4 Walstein tests a week.