#10928

1414

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?

#5490

57

May 15, 2015, 10:13 a.m.

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Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??

#9508

1317

Dec. 3, 2021, 1:11 p.m.

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// pd 8 Delaney, right before Jeremy's ask a biologist presentation Delaney: By standing up to present, you already have a 60 percent (for the assignment). Jeremy: Let's gooo I automatically get a D!

#3414

99

May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.

#8803

2020

Dec. 10, 2020, 10:18 a.m.

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Lodal: You should join all of your classes at 10:16 AM. Unless it's a mr Rose class. Then you should be 7 minutes late.

#9477

-19

Dec. 2, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.

#7529

1111

June 11, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Lodal: "What goes after 18?" //pause Student: "36!" Lodal: "No, 19...."

#1314

66

Jan. 13, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Pham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.

#11651

55

March 8, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Sean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".

#5910

77

April 28, 2016, 1:25 p.m.

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// Donut Day in Statistics Stein: We're going to select who gets donuts first by random number. Shyaer! Pick a random number from 1 to 5. Shyaer: 3. Stein: I said a random num-- Shyaer, go out into the hall. We need to have a talk. You get donuts last.