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June 14, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//start of Bio Sean: Are we just doing board games again today? Delaney: It's not "just board games". It's community-building!

#1842

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April 28, 2010, 11:37 p.m.

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Crystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...

#1401

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Jan. 27, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.

#9972

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:46 p.m.

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// NSL skit Johnny: One sunny day, Bob is in the park getting drunk on alcohol.

#12072

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Sept. 7, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Rose: Blank desk syndrome is a disease we need to grow out of

#1757

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April 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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James Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.

#12032

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#2449

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him

#1932

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May 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?

#6408

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May 4, 2017, 10:44 p.m.

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//Math Phys presentation, someone says a fact almost correctly, but accidentally makes someone 100 years older. Schafer: Try that again. He may be old, but Methuselah he ain't.