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#12584

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#1692

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March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."

We were trying to get into the senior courtyard

dr, simel

#9796

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Jan. 21, 2022, 8:06 p.m.

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pov rose teaching: "just do it, via thinking" "if you just sit there an observe it, you might realize that..." *pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "if you're like good at math or something, you might notice..." *again pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "and then it's just fifth grade algebra" "and this is the part where you go OHHHHHH come on say it OHHHH" "because this is kinda just like a duh math fact" "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" seconds before the bell rings: "OKAYCOMEON30MORESECONDSLETSFINISHTHISPROBLEMCOMEONWECANDOITDONTPACKUPDONTPACKUP"

it's okay you can figure it out via thinking

rose

#883

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:46 p.m.

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Ms. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.

When explaining the importance of interviewing a wide variety of sources for articles.

candy, cullen, sources

#8245

426

June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny

#1684

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March 18, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Approximately 60-70% of you failed. You all fail.

#3911

66

Jan. 25, 2012, 5:38 p.m.

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//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!

#6385

22

April 12, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

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// Raphael and Arlo in San Francisco during spring break, discussing Lisp implementations Arlo: Armed Bear Common Lisp works on the JVM, like Clojure, but it's compliant with the Common Lisp standard. Raphael: Armed Bear? // Raphael points to California flag behind him (it has a picture of a bear on it) Raphael: Like that? Arlo: Imagine that thing holding an AR-15.

#6394

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April 25, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

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Kaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!

#10372

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March 30, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Hui: One time I had to drive all the way to Florida. Andy: Florida Man returns to his natural habitat.