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⚐ ReportAnderson: If this class was, instead of AP Language and Composition, AP Weightlifting, I might assign you to do 50 reps of whatever with these dumbbells. Anderson: And I would check if you've done your homework. You'd tell me that your muscles are tired, because that's what happens when you do 50 reps. //later Anderson: A lot of you are smart enough to get away with not doing the reading. Anderson: But at the end of AP Weightlifting, you see a difference between those who do the homework and those who don't.
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⚐ ReportChris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!
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⚐ Report//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently
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⚐ Report//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.
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⚐ ReportStephen: Man, I'm gonna love this class. Andy: Why, because of my shitposting? Steph: No, that was sarcastic.