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⚐ ReportBy changing my facial expression, I can subtly change the wave of answers coming from the class. ~Mr. Rose
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⚐ Report// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.
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⚐ Report//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?
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⚐ Report//Review for Calc AP Rose: Aah! This doesn't say if calculators are allowed or not! It's all because Giles is crazy OCD and retyped every single problem! This packet is so frustrating, I have to stop using his stuff! Schaffer: Actually, this doesn't say if calculators are allowed because it's copied from the scoring guide and the answers are removed. Rose: Oops maybe I made this one...
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⚐ Report//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?
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⚐ Report//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!
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⚐ Report//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.
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⚐ Report//Nicole mentions that she couldn't look over her chem notes since she stayed up all night doing homework for Mr. Rose Pham: You spend TWO HOURS on Mr. Rose's class but didn't spend any for chemistry? Boy, maybe I should give two hour homework everyday to beat Mr. Rose.
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⚐ ReportPham: Is methane polar or nonpolar? Student: Polar. Pham: Why? Student: Uhh...because.... Pham: I tell you reason. Reason is you are wrong!