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Dec. 20, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Charles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.

#1819

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April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#12025

1010

Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#2083

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Sept. 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Anderson: Waugh! My throat is leaving me!

#9268

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Nov. 4, 2021, 9:15 p.m.

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//watching unrelated youtube video in lodal's class, notice that the channel is "approved for mcpsmd.net" Student: What YouTube channels have you approved? Lodal: Mostly ones that I was not supposed to.

#1540

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#1438

1010

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Hinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.

#11486

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Jan. 31, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.

#11473

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Jan. 30, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Schwartz: Due date is the same as the deadline. Schwartz: I can’t do that, so deadline is two minutes after the due date! Schwartz: Problem solved!

#1575

1010

March 2, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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//Talking about teaching school Schafer: When I was in teaching school - which was horrible, by the way - they made us write a lesson about some reading, and I was just like "Are you serious?" So anyways, I brought in this huge book of physics and chemistry constants (motions to the 1986 edition) and I'm like "This book isn't meant to be read!"