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Jan. 20, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Andy: Theoretically, I can come up with something slanderous about you and have it approved right away.

#2058

88

Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

#7206

13

Feb. 8, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

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Stav: Just go out into the street and grab people!

#3464

28

June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

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207235

May 24, 2015, 9:53 p.m.

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// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.

#603

55

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Math is more like a cancer. It’s not a headache.

#9971

28

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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//Mr. Sahu, describing the Sieve of Erastosthenes Sahu: "Prime numbers are like gold."

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159165

Jan. 28, 2020, 9:14 p.m.

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//Linalg icebreaker Contreras: Say your name and a descriptor that starts with the same letter, I'll start. Contreras: Coffee Contreras. Marc: Messy Marc. Eric: Intelligent Eric.

#12476

1010

Nov. 7, 2023, 12:44 p.m.

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Glenn: So now we are going from penis fencing to parasites.

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1616

Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.