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1820

Feb. 5, 2021, 1:57 p.m.

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Rose: Someone's gotta be the Noam Aviv of Period 9. Maybe all together you can approach his... amazingness. That was a little bit of a joke.

#896

1517

Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#4840

-111

April 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's

#13312

66

April 17, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Mr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”

#378

88

May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

#11016

57

Oct. 20, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!

#1933

24

May 18, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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Shrimp: I have decapitated the plant!

#6762

1826

Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.

#9970

3133

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.