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March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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*Schafer is putting scales on a set of 3-D axes* Schafer: One, two, three, cuatro. That's Spanish for four. *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Gilad: That's English for nine. Schafer: *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six. Gilad: That's six for French.

#9092

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April 14, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

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Coltin: Stinky poop tends to not care about gender

#3934

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Feb. 6, 2012, 11:33 p.m.

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//Quantum physics: Thomas is discussing Bas van Frassen, who believe that we have no proof that electrons exist because we have never observed them Thomas: Well, just because something is too small to be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You can make observations that support its existence even if you can't actually see it. Evan: Right. Otherwise, how would you be able to pee?

#1654

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March 15, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Schafer: You know what's indispensable? Especially in physical sciences, like math, physics, chemistry, engineering, its -- Contreras: Mr Pham. By far.

#13395

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June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

#9143

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May 12, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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Stein: Now look, Mama Stein didn't raise no dummy!

#8879

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Jan. 8, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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Quelon: I had a dream where I was in a zoom meeting and all my students crawled out of my computer a la The Ring and pistol-whipped me to death Quelon: Well, only the ones with their screens on Quelon: So if you want to pistol-whip me in my dreams, turn on your screens

#5957

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June 18, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.

#822

33

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: There was no PR involved in being a Mongol.

#12216

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Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid