#13398

1313

June 7, 2024, 6:41 p.m.

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Sahu: "Another day, another slay, am I right?"

#13330

1113

April 24, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Stein: "Surprisingly, I wasn't around in 1910."

#6033

1414

Sept. 21, 2016, 8:14 a.m.

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Coy: You should put your SRP paper in Wingdings. Sambuddha: It's already incomprehensible.

#9815

46

Jan. 25, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.

#12194

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#7971

2226

Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

#1128

1616

Dec. 10, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"

#734

22

Oct. 22, 2009, 8:47 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac Whitacre: See, that's how you know a kid is stupid: they throw money instead of rocks. I'd just be on the other side and go, "Hey, kid, do it again!"

#12473

99

Nov. 7, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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// Glenn talking about worms "Sometimes when I teach this unit, I am reminded of my kids, not that they are like worms." "When Sam was 4, he shoved a bead up his nose and I had to take him to the doctor to get it removed." "At age 4, Alice also shoved a bead up her nose." "In kindergarten, Sam cut his shorts into fringes, and he said 'I wanted to be faster.'" "Alice also once came home from kindergarten with fringed shorts." "She said 'I thought it would make me faster.'"

#10032

99

Feb. 18, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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// p9 analysis 2, schwartz has drawn a surface on the board schwartz: and so you have this- schwartz: (gestures at the surface) wait look, it's a royal canadian mounted chef!