Random Quotes
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⚐ Report//Discussing faulty algorithms for Interval Scheduling //One counterexample that doesn't work is a staircase of jobs, each one overlapping a few others Avik (pointing to the staircase): That looks like Steven's dating schedule.
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⚐ ReportClay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand
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⚐ Report//Gabaree is lecturing about government while Vincent is doing his math homework Gabaree: Looks like you've converted all of your notes into numbers and variables! Like a equals Federalism.
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⚐ Report//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...
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⚐ Report//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?
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⚐ Report// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester