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#12080

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Sept. 8, 2023, 8:56 a.m.

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Grace: you won't DIE if i eat peanut butter right?

#944

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: “You listen to Mr. Rose? Where you left your brain?”

#723

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.

#1999

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June 11, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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Donaldson (during Astro): So, why does the Webb telescope only scan in the infrared range? Alex C-G: So we can observe *hot women* on other planets! Donaldson: You have sunken to a new low, Alex.

#954

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Nov. 24, 2009, 5:10 p.m.

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//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."

#8363

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Oct. 23, 2019, 12:28 p.m.

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//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.

You could make a cult out of this

fot, kaluta

#1312

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Jan. 12, 2010, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is attempting to justify his assertion that most students should take economics Pham: Why stock market go crash? Because company have to pay for the expense. Guys, they got to deal wid it!

#12947

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone here an identical twin? Bosse: No? Good. Bosse(very quietly): Because we will experiment on you.

#9965

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:44 a.m.

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rose: "you do your homework isak?" isak: "yes." rose: "really?" isak: "maybe." ros: "liarrrr!"

#9412

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Nov. 19, 2021, 6:39 p.m.

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// Rose is talking about the killer matrix Rose: *about to multiply a matrix by the killer matrix* Isak: Mr. Rose, don't do it, that matrix has a family!