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#1874

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May 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m.

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Juan Diego: "Bad Mr. Rose. You used the quotient rule." Mr. Rose: "Why is that bad?" Juan Diego: "Because you *never* use the quotient rule. This is the first time we've seen you use it." Mr. Rose: "Well, I guess I'm finally growing up."

#5369

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#1221

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Dec. 19, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Listening to Springsteen singing Rendezvous Caroline: What is this? Rebecca: Rendezvous. Caroline: By who? Elizabeth: Shakespeare.

#11060

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Oct. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: by the way, who wrote on Blair bash, "I'm gonna hit you"? Kaluta: that's not what I said. Kaluta: what I said was, "I'm gonna hit you, and it's gonna hurt"

#10013

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Subayi, totally randomly: Let me see if I can get my sister on the phone. She lives in Paris. I'll get her number, we can have a short conversation. You guys can tell me what we talked about.

#1066

1315

Dec. 6, 2009, 12:39 p.m.

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//Ya drops her water bottle Ya: OH MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!

#7081

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Dec. 22, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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// Pd. 8 POE goes down to watch Physics of Music after turning in Exploravision paper Freshmen singing ASAP Science Song: We can write the conclusion together / Forget annotations and bibliography Kevin A. Zhou: Oh shit!

#5696

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Dec. 14, 2015, 11:04 a.m.

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Ryan Tse: I'm bad at life, but I'm worse at math.

#3654

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Oct. 8, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Rose: So. Does this work or not? //lots of people start yelling out different answers Hannah: ermmmm yeah no yeahhh wait no... Alex: I think we should go with Hannah on this one. Rose: What did she say? Alex: Yeah no wait yeah no... Rose: See, that's good when you don't know the answer. It makes you sound like you're thinking.

#9246

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:42 p.m.

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“It was like up to here, and it was too big, that’s too big” - Duval