#6608

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Sept. 15, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

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//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.

#12097

88

Sept. 11, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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rose: anything for you karen cao! karen (dressed as ken): thanks barbie!

#2766

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Jan. 10, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?

#6123

99

Dec. 16, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

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Simon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed

#9119

1212

April 23, 2021, 10:11 a.m.

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Duval: Try not to get stopped by the police while catching insects

#10383

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March 31, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.

#11637

06

March 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: That was a good question. Stein: Does anybody else have any good questions? Or any bad questions? Stein: Except about televisions.

#13369

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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#10379

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March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!

#9769

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Jan. 14, 2022, 7:11 p.m.

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Lodal: I hate James Cameron! I did name my oldest child after a character from one of his movies but I hate him!