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#11083

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Oct. 31, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Finishing a proof Schwartz: Let's name this expression "1" and that expression "2". Schwartz: I really should have named these better, but now we have proven that 1 is equal to 2.

#10227

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March 10, 2022, 9:20 a.m.

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//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?

#5656

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Nov. 23, 2015, 10:40 a.m.

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Steven: 'cause I'm the queen of darkness. Obviously.

#8750

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Nov. 16, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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//talking about hurricanes vs cyclones vs typhoons Bracklinn: if it hits a Spanish speaking country, it's a jurricane.

#12687

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.

#8310

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Sept. 23, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

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//building bridges in FOT, Kaluta shows a student how to pin sticks Student: Whoa, that's so smart! Kaluta: What did you say? Student: Uh, I said that was smart Kaluta: Louder Student: That was smart? Kaluta: *sighs* EVERYBODY QUIET! Alright, now go ahead. Student: ... Kaluta: Completely unsolicited :)

#9104

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April 15, 2021, 2:11 p.m.

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Rose: "There's only one doctor in the village, and he's old and sick"

#13342

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April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?

#11794

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April 28, 2023, 2:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: Wow, I've never done three at the same time before!

#637

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.