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#9070

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March 26, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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//discussing different kinds of lice in ento, including crab lice Garrett: even the STDs are evolving into crabs

#9184

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Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone

#6466

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May 22, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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Piper: Go put down the screen, guys. Haddad: I got it! Simon: No I want to do it! Haddad: Okay, Simon, you can press the button. //Simon presses the red button next to the button that puts down the screen, and then presses the button that puts down the screen Seoyoung: Uh, Ms. Piper, what does the red button do? //Liam runs in Liam: Ms. Piper, all the computers suddenly shut down!

#5874

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April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.

#7494

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May 21, 2018, 2:19 p.m.

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//Rose talking about polyhedra and stops midway Rose: I'm like, really freaking hungry! Someone else: You didn't eat lunch?? Rose: No, I didn't eat my lunch! Does anyone have food they can spare? Will: I have peanut butter crackers. //Rose starts eating, tries to ask us what a Schaffli notation represents, but can't talk. He starts jumping up and down, trying to swallow his peanut butter cracker. Everyone else: What's that? We can't understand you. //Rose finally swallows part of cracker. Rose: Say cube, dammit!

#13318

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April 17, 2024, 6:46 p.m.

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Yongle: Eric, your armband looks like some no no Germans in the 1940s Eric: that’s going on blairbash Yongle: tell me it doesn’t look like that

#479

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June 21, 2009, 12:33 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: This is what I'm telling you. Algebra is GOD.

#4411

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Jan. 30, 2013, 1:11 a.m.

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Klein: So this guy was obviously pretty smart. He knew to hide money in his butt so he could bribe people. Although I'm not sure I would want to be bribed with butt money...

During 9th period English 10, reading a story about someone who did just what Klein described.

klein

#7681

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Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#2912

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Feb. 10, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.