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March 21, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Evan Zhang: I will make IChO this year Andy: I choke on deez nuts

#5859

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March 16, 2016, 6:47 p.m.

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//Aaron and Karina discussing robo and teams that do well because they have tons of resources and professional engineers and get to work in Johnson Space Center and whatnot //Noah mentions an article on the JPL website about teams that were supported by JPL, with the headline "Local High Schools Win Robotics Competition." Robby: Local World Class Research Institution Wins High School Robotics Competition.

#6432

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May 11, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

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Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~

#7583

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Sept. 13, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

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Rose: Pythagoras had this cult where they believed that "all is number". So, when one of his disciples showed that the diagonal of a square of side length 1 can't be expressed as the ratio of whole numbers, he threw him off a boat so that the proof wouldn't get out. Joseph (quietly): Project Polyhedra is also a cult

#10155

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March 4, 2022, 2:37 p.m.

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//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english

#5608

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Oct. 29, 2015, 10:20 p.m.

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//Ms. Roberts imitating how we play our instruments Roberts: EERUUOOOOOUUUAAURREHGH...UOOEERRGGGHHHHORUEGH... (puts hand to throat) Excuse me.

#8960

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Vivian: "I just went to the maaaaaaaaall... haha. That was really funny."

#2972

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Feb. 23, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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PA System: All ninth graders should... Whitacre: Who cares about ninth grade! PA System: ...auditorium for the ninth grade assembly. Whitacre: Just send 'em home. They're not here for any reason.

#11192

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: Alright, giggle boys, you're not giggling together, which is good - but remember, each person gets their own fidget toy, we don't throw them or pass them back or anything Giggle boys: *sheepishly return toys* Entire class: awwww Rose: Being a parent has made me such a better teacher.

rose bought us fidget toys so that certain people would stop disrupting class

logic, rose

#2760

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Jan. 6, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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Student: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!