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⚐ ReportMichael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.
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⚐ Report//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.
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⚐ Report//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.
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⚐ Report//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.
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⚐ ReportAllison: The trick is to not think and that way you won’t care if you win or lose Ryan: Shut up MCPS!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You may not burn things. Let me amend that. You may not do that without supervision. Kusal: Does Mr. Pham count?
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⚐ Report//Discussing pokemon. Schafer: No, Squirtle's the best!! 'Cause at first he's like, kinda cute, and kind of unassuming, and you're like, "Ohhh, it's just a turtle!", and then he's like BOOM TIDAL WAVE.