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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.

#13689

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Dec. 4, 2025, 3:01 p.m.

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//Talking about how radians are unitless Eric: You can express angular velocity in Hertz. Radians per second, therefore Hertz. Sai: That really Hertz my ears

#399

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June 2, 2009, 9:10 p.m.

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Nader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.

#1448

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Feb. 2, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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//At play practice Girl: Pitti-Sing sings high and low. Mrs. O'Connor: So she's more of a mezzo. Girl: Yeah. Mrs. O'Connor: She has all of the big chesty parts. Guys in bass section laugh. Mrs. O'Connor: Grow up guys.

#9235

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Oct. 27, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Are you guys just farming me for blairbash quotes? Is that what’s going on? Stephen: Blairbash is dead Lodal: *wheezes*

#7273

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Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!

#2277

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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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Mitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.

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Sept. 22, 2020, 1:41 p.m.

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//about students taking logic and adv geo at the same time who have two rose classes in one day Rose: That's a lot of Rose. Might be too much.

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Oct. 22, 2018, 11:41 a.m.

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// During mathphys study hall, Naveen installs the nCage extension on Stav's computer // From log chat next period: Stav: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carath%C3%A9odory%27s_extension_theorem Stav: wait maybe don't click that Stav: it maybe gave me a Nicolas Cage-themed google extension