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Oct. 26, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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Elizabeth: what rhymes with hypothalamus?

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Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.

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Nov. 5, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.

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Oct. 8, 2021, 12:18 p.m.

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Rose: Screw you Booyya.

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// Bio pd. 8 Delaney: Meiosis is about my ovaries.

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April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

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May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

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March 1, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: (muttered) I hate children! Rose: did I say that out loud?

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Sept. 28, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.

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Dec. 16, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

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//Talking about partitioning nodes to an X set and a Y set. Paul writes a Y on the board, Daniel Zhu complains that the Y is lower case. Paul: I'm sorry Daniel *erases Y and makes it serif* //Paul continues to talk and then writes a regular Y on the board again Paul: It's an upper case Y. Daniel Schaffer: You can't put serifs only on some of your Y's Haydn: You have just introduced us to three different types of Y's Daniel Schaffer: WHY would you do that? Haydn: Yeah WHY? Paul: That's a Ben Cucos Wiley moment right there. Haydn: Don't you mean a Ben Cucos Y?