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#896

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Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!

#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#12530

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Nov. 15, 2023, 6:04 p.m.

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Rose: During Thanksgiving break, you guys need to put away your maths, and get some sleep ... Madeline: Who killed him and replaced him with a clone?

#13142

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March 1, 2024, 12:10 p.m.

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Glenn: How do you guys spell this sound? *Glenn makes huge inhaling/sighing sound* Student: I think it's "hhhhhhhhhh"

// mod note: it would be "jjjjjjjjjj" in spanish

glenn

#1188

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

Some parts of this were unfortunately lost.

swaney

#786

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Oct. 30, 2009, 3:56 a.m.

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//Teddy shows up with a shaved head Ravilious: Why did you get that haircut? Is it so that you can look even cooler than you did before, or did you lose a bet?

#10296

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March 17, 2022, 8:44 p.m.

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//Raun conducting an interview with Natalia, and Sophie H for Journalism Class. Mr. Lodal happens to walk by. Lodal: So what's going on here? Problem-solving? Natalia: No, we're doing an interview. Lodal: About what? Natalia: Blairbash Lodal: ... Lodal: That's useful of all things. Sophie: Put that on blairbash!

#10713

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June 16, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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Ace: what if we're just pizza? ... but like, coagulated and developed over a long time?

#2000

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June 11, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Rose (talking about himself): I hate that guy. He's such an a-hole.

[Warren typed onto Promethium board: Mr. Rose sucks.]

warren, rose, hate

#11382

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here are three examples I like to do. And by me, I mean you.