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#2725

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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McHale: Why did you punch me? I gave you brownies. Tatyana: It was an affectionate punch.

#10957

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Oct. 11, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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Student: My phone isn’t working. O’Donovan: Good! You don’t need it right now to do chemistry!

#397

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#8557

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March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"

#622

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him

#4412

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Feb. 2, 2013, 9:41 p.m.

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Rose: So anything times one is like, one, so...

#11833

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May 12, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Jerry Song: The Potato Eaters gives off the same vibe as the curry munchers.

#13006

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Feb. 8, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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//Zachary Robinson sticks a pin into a breadboard Zachary: it's a 1 pin LED!

#885

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Student: How can you like Harry Potter? The guy's been in school for, like, seventeen years! Ms.Thomas: SEVEN YEARS, FOO'!

#12498

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Nov. 10, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Glenn: The G string is so thick! Glenn: It hurts my fingers when I press on the neck and I don't know if I can take it anymore.

She was talking about playing the bass... cf 11146

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