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#9907

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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.

#1241

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.

#1017

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Dec. 3, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: "You see after people have kids - the women especially"

Talking about rates of reaction... somehow

pham

#10710

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June 16, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.

#5719

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Dec. 21, 2015, 4:01 p.m.

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//Talking about what a STELLA program could represent; the class was struggling Piper: Money, of course! It's the most straightforward answer! Kevin: Money isn't straightforward. Ben: It is straightforward! Money makes the world go round! Kevin: Yeah. Money is roundforward.

what the heck

#9401

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Nov. 18, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio teaching us how to use a micropipetter duval: do NOT stick this in without a tip on. sudhish: *snickers* that’s what she said.

#2873

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

#9988

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Feb. 14, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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//Kaluta talks about his brother Henry: What's your brother's last name? Kaluta (to Tinu and those nearby): Have you heard of Blairbash?

#11361

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Burnell: It's very frustrating, losing to someone I should be beating. Burnell: Or shouldn't be beating.

burnell talking about being beat by his kid in scrabble

burnell

#10104

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Feb. 28, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//Imperial March playing Roberts: What character is this for? Student: That's Anakin Skywalker, nickname Darth Vader. Hui, sarcastically: "Yeah, hi, I'm Anakin, but you can call me Darth Vader."