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⚐ Report// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!
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⚐ Report// discussing chemistry Duval: So: ionic, covalent, and ... Student: Low-risk government bonds.
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⚐ ReportOliver: bruh like Santa hasn’t given me snow for the past two years Edem: That’s because you’re a naughty boy
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⚐ ReportRose: this is now a postulate its...who the hell is this guy? Rose: ah! it's pasch's postulate! or pasch's axiom. or something. Veena: paschtulate
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"
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⚐ Report// Chem club lecture O’Donovan: Do you want to make pepper spray and send it to Ukraine?
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⚐ ReportLeo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)
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⚐ Report//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding