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#13624

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Sept. 4, 2025, 12:36 p.m.

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Fritz: What's wide at the bottom, small at the top, and has ears? Caleb: Cooper

#8194

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May 30, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//middle of Kalin’s class Dheeraj: [recieves spam phone call] *Thirty seconds pass* Dheeraj: They called me, then put me on hold!

#13210

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March 17, 2024, 3:47 p.m.

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Rose, at the bottom of the homework on Canvas: Also, next week is going to be a mess. No period 6 on Tuesday. 30-min period 7 on Tuesday. Many other small challenges. Some families starting their spring break a little either. Field trips. Many other things getting in the way of us just learning calculus for 12 hours a day uninterruptedly.

#10334

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March 23, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote, Jackie is preparing for AP Chinese Julia: Jackie you're gonna fail, you're mixing English, Spanish, and Chinese!

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#10949

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Oct. 10, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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Stein: What's the difference between Diego's method and Sameer's method? Diego: It's better.

#9029

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Feb. 28, 2021, 12:08 a.m.

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Dhruv Pai: Look at this amazing poem! "Do what you want Jason Do what you need Do what you desire Do what you believe" John Kim: It doesn't rhyme... Dhruv Pai: "Need" and "Believe" rhymes! Later at 10:36... Dhruv Pai: Its up to you and me! Dhruv Pai: to do executive summary!

Dhruv Pai at 9:38 PM

dhruv

#9023

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Feb. 25, 2021, 11:57 a.m.

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Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick. Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

Apparently an alum committed 75 years worth of felonies in college and he did not get any jail time because he was 17.

macro, hinkle, crime

#8378

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Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)