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08

April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

#10746

46

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Pratyusha: School shouldn't exist. We should all just be working.

#2079

44

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

#13446

1111

Sept. 11, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: As you're shooting out of the birth canal Sahu: You ask: "What's your name?" Sahu: It's in the process of being made

#2069

2529

Sept. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I forgot to do my ethics homework, can I copy yours?

#6180

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Jan. 9, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

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Robert: Yo, Brian, pass me my pencil! Jessica: Kushboo! Kushboo: *throws pencil* Brian: *Looks around* I THINK I'M BLIND. I CAN'T NO SEE NO PENCIL! Robert: Tsk, Asian

#2290

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Oct. 5, 2010, 4:17 p.m.

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//about the difference between correlation and association Stein: That sounds really good. I'm not sure that it's right, but I like how it sounds.

#345

04

May 25, 2009, 2:07 p.m.

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Sang: It would be more fun if these frisbees had razors [around the edges]

#9026

1313

Feb. 26, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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Lodal: But I promise this is worthwhile. Lodal: Or maybe it's not.

#11245

88

Dec. 1, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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Student: You know the game Among Us? Horne: what, that it's supposed to be Amongst Us?