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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

#3263

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April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font

#2084

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Sept. 8, 2010, 5:20 p.m.

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Anderson: It's fun for me to get up here and go crazy.

#11956

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June 7, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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// Announcements about how air quality can affect older people Goldberg: I noticed y'all turned and looked at me when the announcements said older people.

#8392

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Nov. 18, 2019, 10:35 a.m.

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Hinkle: Excuse me, as your teacher do I have the right to rename you? And the answer, of course, is yes! Hinkle: Adam is now The Ad. Hinkle: Like, for example, Helen is now Hel ... I can't call him Lawrence, I just can't. Lawrence is now Lair.

#10791

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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

#11847

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May 16, 2023, 6:20 p.m.

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Anderson: War is what everyone wants to avoid at all costs ... all the normal people, at least.

#6170

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Jan. 7, 2017, 10:30 p.m.

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Jessica: An eagle scout? He's leaving robo to pretend to be a bird? Rafi: (at a loss for words) Jessica: Why an eagle? Rafi: National pride, or something. Jessica: So if Franklin had his way, Ryan Tse would become a Wild Turkey scout?

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: Jimmy, also known as Jamie, also known as James Jamie: *in a breathy voice* I am known by many names. Rose: you never fail to disappoint.

#896

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Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!