#9933

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 12:48 p.m.

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Johnny: If I asexually reproduce that means I'm already perfect.

#823

11

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: As soon as I started explaining [the rational expectations model] in period seven, about ten kids were shouting "wait a minute, people are stupid!"

#8636

2424

Oct. 6, 2020, 3:22 p.m.

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// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.

#10795

44

Sept. 12, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So that is the slant height of a frustum. And that's true for... Kirk: Actually, I don't think that's true for any frustums.

#11305

88

Dec. 9, 2022, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a number between 0 and 2. Student: 3!

#9166

1416

June 11, 2021, 2:58 p.m.

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Carlos: What’s more interesting? A poop criminal or racism?

#4943

1012

May 16, 2014, 5:04 p.m.

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//Ramu and Isaac in PE Isaac: Hey Raphael, do you play a sport? Ramu: Yeah, I do. Isaac: By the way, Chess doesn't count as a sport. Ramu: Oh.. Then I don't play a sport.

#12197

1313

Sept. 26, 2023, 8:07 a.m.

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Mental health video: Instead of saying "I did badly on my math test", put it in more positive terms Diego: "It was the teacher's fault"

#11065

88

Oct. 28, 2022, 7:48 a.m.

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Klees: What are you looking forward to right now? Tinsley: Uh...thanksgiving break!

#13389

55

May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.