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May 27, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

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Austin: My name is Austin, but on the basketball court I'm known as the Yellow Mamba. Freeman: Who calls you that...? Austin: I call me that.

#3630

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Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

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May 31, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

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Nicole: Who needs roller coasters for adrenaline when you have 9:00 due dates?

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April 4, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Duval: Have you seen Regi? Michael Wang: Regi? Like Registeel the pokémon?

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#11637

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March 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: That was a good question. Stein: Does anybody else have any good questions? Or any bad questions? Stein: Except about televisions.

#7773

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Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#12285

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Oct. 10, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Dan: i had a hot woman

#8856

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Jan. 2, 2021, 7:04 p.m.

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//on an optional podcast assignment for logic Load them all up on your phone and go take a 9-hour walk in the forest and listen to the whole thing!