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May 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Any more homework question on chapter 7 before you take the test on it? Student: Mr. Pham, could you explain question #39 in the chapter 7 homework? Mr. Pham: THAT QUESTION? That topic on the test! How you know that much detail?! You must be cheating! I give other blocks same test, but I give this block different, harder test then. Your test on Wednesday.

#12600

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Nov. 29, 2023, 8:02 a.m.

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Lodal: did you call someone Carl? Mia Payson: no i said gurl Lodal: ok. somehow that's even better

#1068

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:05 p.m.

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Steven: Betty Crocker is non-existent. Whitacre: So is your skill in baking cakes. Steven: No, I can make a beastly ramen! Whitacre: Because ramen's the start of everything.

#9051

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March 11, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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Kirk: We have ten sections to get through today ... if we don't, that's okay. Kirk: That's the beauty of Functions. There's just always more.

#4623

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Oct. 14, 2013, 4:15 p.m.

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Freeman: The Taliban are the worst people on the face of the Earth.... I apologize if there are any present.

#8755

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Nov. 17, 2020, 11:04 a.m.

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Schafer: Can you see how excited I am? Schafer: This is my excited face.

#12003

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June 20, 2023, 9:02 p.m.

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Lodal: Gosh, the old little Asian ladies at Costco are the worst.

#2392

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:09 p.m.

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Mr. Ekatomatis: Molecules like to look pretty.

#13419

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Sept. 1, 2024, 2:19 p.m.

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Pigrom: I actually know nothing about basketball Pigrom: I got this job because of my good looks and bribery skills // Pigrom proceeds to double dribble a basketball with his palms

#12166

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Sept. 20, 2023, 11:26 a.m.

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Justin: Thank you for your milk, Gerald Justin: You have no idea how much I've missed his milk