#2600

15

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#7673

5761

Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#12463

2020

Nov. 6, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Anuva: what’s your fit Sahu: what does that mean Someone: Your outfit Sahu: A shirt

#7893

-418

Jan. 28, 2019, 11:11 a.m.

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//Robo Noah Palosky: Anika, I was being a civilized person and pretending to hit you in the face.

#6553

99

July 23, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Talking about salad dressing and solutions Pham: Whenever I go visit my white friend, they alway have big bowl of salad, they ask you want Caesar, Italian... Pham: Asians, they give you big bowl of rice and say "here, eat it!"

#10622

911

May 27, 2022, 5:42 a.m.

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Andy: nuts. Andy: bolts, even

#3452

88

June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#1393

19

Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#8839

55

Dec. 18, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And I *hand-drew* it at the bottom so you could laugh at my drawing