#12965

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Feb. 1, 2024, 7:40 p.m.

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// Doing a simple proof in complex Schwartz: *opens Baby Rudin, hands book to River* Schwartz: Read the proof. River: The proof is trivial.

#1059

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:24 a.m.

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//After someone claims to have studied, but failed Whitacre: See, that's like my uncle! He's like "I done studies good!" "Good, unc!" See why I wanted to stay away from that side of the family? Y'know, rednecks from Ohio... //Somehow, the conversation turns to drinking 2 gallons of Iced Tea Student: I don't drink that much! Whitacre: See, it's like my uncle again! "I don't drink too much!" Then you see him with a jug that's got a handle, full of moonshine, holds it up to his ear and it's like "I'm ready to pour! Git up on the tractor, I give you a ride!" Oh, God, see why I never trusted him?

#4382

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Jan. 9, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

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//Talking about misspelling the name Brian as Brain Termini: One time I had a student whose name was "Brain".  His parents spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate and decided to just go with it.

#8332

2024

Oct. 8, 2019, 2:06 p.m.

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//Stat, doing an activity with a data set of reaction times Stein: Now, I want to make a list of of the best people and the worst people Stein: *muttering* Hmph, I sound like Trump

#3732

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Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?

#6456

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May 19, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

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Eric: It's not my fault, I'm just stupid!

#12530

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Nov. 15, 2023, 6:04 p.m.

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Rose: During Thanksgiving break, you guys need to put away your maths, and get some sleep ... Madeline: Who killed him and replaced him with a clone?

#3410

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May 24, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

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Richard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.

#752

22

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:35 a.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander enters the lab Duval: SRP folks, the signature man is here!

#7802

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Dec. 11, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

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//Mogge Period 8 Mogge: People who can't do, teach. People who can't teach, teach social studies