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#7197

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Feb. 5, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about sig figs and arithmetic Pham: No!! You never truncate!! If you truncate you cut your head off!!

#2037

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Sept. 1, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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Pham: Thing is, if 50% [people] die, that's bad

Describing army doing human tests of LD-50

pham army

#2758

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Jan. 6, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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//during modsim on Thursday Pham: Wait, tomorrow is Monday, right?

#651

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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//looking over a homework problem with A=e^rt Stein: Hey wait, we can't use A. So let's use B. Hey look! It's Bert! Now we need an Ernie... //writes "=Be^(rt) + Ernie" on the board

#3702

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: Do you have Clay? (referring to Mr. Clay) Braiden and Arun, in unison: Why would we have clay?

They interpreted "Clay" to mean dirt, not the teacher.

#1156

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Selman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.

#3559

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?

In reference to the small amount of comp sci homework for the weekend

life piper

#5243

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Nov. 6, 2014, 4:43 p.m.

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Schafer: Things fall because they aren't heavy enough!

Discussing statics in mathphys

schafer

#7338

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March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#6117

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Dec. 7, 2016, 11:35 a.m.

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Noah: ENCRYPT YOUR STICKY NOTES!