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⚐ Report//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.
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⚐ Report//Schwartz innovation period, discussing the bullying modules //the unit on cyberbullying included logos for various social networks Bracklinn: yeah, us high schoolers in 2021 are cyberbullying people via Vine and LinkedIn. Schwartz: well, at least LinkedIn exists. Lidz: Just because a platform exists doesn't mean we can cyberbully people over it?? Schwartz: I believe in you.
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
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⚐ Report//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.
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⚐ Report//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations Student: Do you want this [packet]? Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals. Another Student: That's terrible Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?
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⚐ Report//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.