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⚐ ReportPham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!
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⚐ ReportLeo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)
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⚐ ReportRose: During Thanksgiving break, you guys need to put away your maths, and get some sleep ... Madeline: Who killed him and replaced him with a clone?
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⚐ ReportGlenn: How do you guys spell this sound? *Glenn makes huge inhaling/sighing sound* Student: I think it's "hhhhhhhhhh"
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⚐ Report//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...
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⚐ Report//Teddy shows up with a shaved head Ravilious: Why did you get that haircut? Is it so that you can look even cooler than you did before, or did you lose a bet?
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⚐ Report//Raun conducting an interview with Natalia, and Sophie H for Journalism Class. Mr. Lodal happens to walk by. Lodal: So what's going on here? Problem-solving? Natalia: No, we're doing an interview. Lodal: About what? Natalia: Blairbash Lodal: ... Lodal: That's useful of all things. Sophie: Put that on blairbash!
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⚐ ReportAce: what if we're just pizza? ... but like, coagulated and developed over a long time?