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April 19, 2010, 8:31 p.m.

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Timeless advice from Mr.Pham: Never put the pipette in your mouth and suck it up!

#5906

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April 25, 2016, 9:15 p.m.

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//Discrete, Noah Levine teaching knapsack problem while Rose is out. Noah: If I am packing a lunch for my child, clearly I do not have an infinite number of xylophones to maximize their vitamin D intake.

#3591

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Sept. 21, 2011, 5:38 p.m.

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//Lecturing the percussion in Symphonic Band about tuning the tympani Mrs. Roberts: Why don't all of you carry a pitchfork with you? You should be like those tympanists with their bags with all their pitchforks. //The whole class looks confused Mrs. Roberts: Wait... did I just say pitchfork?

#7321

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March 14, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Pham enters SRP period 2 Pham: I was at the Chinese grocery store and I saw this mom with some kids, and they come over and say, "Hello Mr. Pham!" She said she from the B block 5 years ago. How they still remember me? Then she say, "Let me pay for you!" And I say, "No it's okay!"

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Sept. 4, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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// Talking about the Great Pacific Garbage patch Pratyusha: Garbage patch kids!

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Sept. 12, 2023, 9:04 a.m.

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Lodal: There's some red there, some blue there, and some white there Julian: America! Lodal: Yeah there is some America. Maybe that's where we got the idea from

#9753

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz talking to Analysis 1 Schwartz: There was this kid called Mazda who would always stand. Schwartz. His seat was officially in the back of the room, so he would just stand back there taking notes. Schwartz: Every now and then, he'd turn around and write something on the board. Schwartz: That was Complex Analysis, which is always a bit chaotic. Schwartz: One day, some students decided to sit on top of the desks, and I was like, "Ok, sure". Schwartz: Then, one kid realized he couldn't see over the others because he was shorter, so he just stood on top of the desk to listen to class.

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#13722

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Feb. 13, 2026, 7:55 a.m.

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Stelzner: I saw Grace looking up the definition of patriot. What is the definition of patriot Grace: Someone who loves and supports their country. Stelzner: Do you love and support your country Grace: No. Stelzner: Aww... // Class laughs

#2871

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Feb. 4, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Teacher: SWEETIEPIE! Oh, wait, that's a boy.