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#106

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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I have located the location of...that's redundant. I have found the location of u. I have found u. ~Mr. Rose

#5640

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Nov. 12, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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//Courtney is holding out her index and middle fingers Ben: Why are you doing a peace sign? Courtney: In England, this is the middle finger //Ben says something moderately insulting Courtney: I'm going to middle-finger you in England

#8708

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Oct. 30, 2020, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to pick on a victim here. This will be fun. // Later Street: I don't know if any of you guys *subscribe* to my YouTube channel. Street: God help you. Street: ... in case you're not already nerdy enough from being the Magnet ... // Later Street: I know, when you were younger, you were always thinking: Street: "Wow, I can't *wait* until I'm old enough to make my *own* Vernier scale." Street: Wow. Let's do that. Student: *Laughs* Street: Don't deny it, [Student].

#12181

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Sept. 21, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Eric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't

#11297

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Dec. 9, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Mogge: Now, you would think this DBQ is worth 6 points...no, I multiplied it by 4!

#9585

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Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#8398

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Nov. 22, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 //Rose walks in Schwartz: A student pointed out something cool about the proof for the multivar 2nd derivative test. We should talk about it some time. Robert: So this is what you guys do instead of going out for drinks. Schwartz: Yeah, pretty much.

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#477

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Mica is the only one with perfect cleavage... except Dolly Parton.

#10915

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Oct. 4, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein: There are worse addictions. Stein: You could be a drug addict.

Stein always gets in 10,000 steps every day

stein, drugs