#12131

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Sept. 15, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Random person in the hallway: I wanna get an STI

#8070

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April 2, 2019, 4:03 p.m.

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//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.

#1274

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:41 p.m.

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//Students are debating the next day's snow prospects Ravilious: I already lost my lunch to Mr. Lee from speculating about snow, so I'm not going to make any more predictions. Student: You lost your lunch? Ravilious: I bet him that it wouldn't snow. Now I owe him a lunch.

#11820

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May 9, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.

#4520

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April 24, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

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//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!

#10843

210

Sept. 19, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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// Andy was bouncing off the walls in pchem O'Donovan: Andy, what did you have for breakfast?

#3480

77

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Donaldson: If you're not an honest person, come talk to me after class.

#2877

1313

Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?

#1533

57

Feb. 23, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Sarah: You can't tell a pig like... about pigs dying in Uganda

#4092

99

April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...