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Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4560

24

Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#11277

33

Dec. 6, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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*Jerry Song and Andy and both sniffling* Sean: Both of you are sniffing aggressively. Jerry: Gotta get all of the good stuff.

#10358

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March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#6130

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Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

#5893

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April 16, 2016, 7 p.m.

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Micheal: Hey look there's a Shoppers. Anyone want to get snacks? Kalin: Can we get some Dota ... donuts?

#12672

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Dec. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Ziyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for

#2766

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Jan. 10, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?

#10554

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May 10, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead