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88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

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1616

Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#10088

1111

Feb. 27, 2022, 7:51 p.m.

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rose: "i want you guys to constantly at all times be thinking."

#12635

1717

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up

#10105

911

Feb. 28, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.

#12924

88

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#7373

1313

April 5, 2018, 9:56 a.m.

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Street: ...and I was wandering the streets of New Orleans Student: Did you see Lawrence? Street: Was he in New Orleans? Student: Yeah. Street: Well most of the places I went were for ages 21 and up so ...

#12427

55

Oct. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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//Mr. Cole is dressed as a troll for halloween Ryan Kelting: are you a smurf? Cole: close enough

#10892

66

Sept. 29, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Dr. Brabazon: Jamie Raskin is calling me right now! Jacen: He wants your money!

#9483

3032

Dec. 2, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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anagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive