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⚐ ReportLeo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)
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⚐ Report//after students discuss reasons why a Tchaikovsky overture is good or bad Anderson: These reasons you came up with -- none of them are insane. Andy, quietly: Let's change that.
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⚐ Report//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.
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⚐ Report//During lunch, kids in Chemathon doing stuff... Darko: Someone please tell me something about East Asia. I'm almost done with this world thing. Mufasa: I did Europe for that.... Jinhie: Where's East Asia?
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⚐ Report//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!
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⚐ ReportJacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!
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⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"
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⚐ ReportDuval: So consanguineous means kept within the family. Andy: Sweet home alabamaaaa!!!
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⚐ Report// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.
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⚐ Report//Half day for middle school, on the activity bus Wensen: This bus is too quiet. --- Wensen: You never realize how loud middle schoolers are until they don't exist.