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#6063

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Oct. 17, 2016, 7:44 p.m.

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Noah K.: I think I'll stop playing games and actually do some work now. David Wu: Oh... Noah K.: Wait no, I just said that because my parents were near me.

#1233

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#9900

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Andy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.

#9005

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Feb. 17, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.

Student: "I forgot there was school today"

late, sloe, bio

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

The best part was he answered immediately. Harambe is this macabre internet meme that peaked in the Summer of 2016, oh viewer from the 2020s. If you don't know what a meme is...

#12157

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Sept. 19, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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Eric Yang: "You're getting jumped."

8th period journalism with Mr. Stelzner, 2023-09-19

eric

#6347

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March 25, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Rose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.

#458

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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//discussing compasses Brian: Oh I remember we had those compasses in 4th grade. All you had to do was put your finger down and go "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

#11101

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Nov. 3, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Stein: Nobody ever listens to me. Stein: That has been the story of my life for several decades.

#12264

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Oct. 6, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Diego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?