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⚐ Report// Student is presenting on Alabama; Stein starts mumbling Sweet Home Alabama Diego: I didn't take you for a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, Mr. Stein Stein: I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan
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⚐ ReportDuval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.
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⚐ ReportSahu: It's not like the adults in your life telling you to eat your veggies and not jaywalk, while they're eating gummy bears while jaywalking
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⚐ ReportGonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.
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⚐ ReportTheresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND