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#6130

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Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

A lot of books we read in 12th grade have incest/Oedipal complexes.

english, incest, clay

#1519

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Feb. 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!

#13145

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March 1, 2024, 1:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: No one cares about base 10. Katz: Humans have 10 fingers. Schwartz: Humans also have e fingers -- we just also have another 7.3 or so extra fingers.

#9004

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Feb. 16, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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//Talking about 8th grade triangle congruence Rose: “It's not true that if you love someone they will love you back, uhHHHH... love doesn't have the transitive property."

"While Rose is technically correct, this is miscommunication the meaning of transitivity. For the purposes of educating Mr. Rose, I propose an addendum clarifying that this is the commutative property or (if you conceive of love as an equivalence) the symmetric property" - anonymous

rose, discrete, pd9

#445

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June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Mario, you need to figure out your life!

#10480

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April 25, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//Someone throws both hands up in exasperation nearby Raun: Wait, that's concave up!

#13406

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Aug. 28, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Ostrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."

P3 SRP B. Beginning of the year, Ostrander wants us to write an essay on "who science serves".

srp, ostrander

#6571

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Sept. 11, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

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//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!

#4784

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Feb. 24, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, Avikar and Hannah (seniors) sitting in the back Pham: The senior, they have to do poster and presentation. You do poster already, right guy? Hannah: Yup. Avikar: well, not yet. Pham: You such a bum! I know him, he going to do it Tuesday night. Avikar: Why would I do it Tuesday night if it's due Thursday?

#11635

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March 3, 2023, 2:16 p.m.

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//after teaching about chapter 9, proceeding to act as if we had finished the homework Stein: Did you have any other questions about chapter 9? Stein: Oh, I just had a brain-freeze. Remember what we were talking about ten minutes ago? Stein: I was just thinking that was last class. Stein: Forget everything I just said in the last 30 seconds. I'm losing my sense of where I am.