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#7218

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Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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// Today is February 12 Whitacre: Today is Darwin's birthday. I put up a poster since we should have a Darwin Day, but we don't. Whitacre: The thing is that while today is a great day, in two days we will have a really crappy one. // confusion Whitacre: How many of you are participating in this Valentine's Day madness? KAZ: Oh, I thought you were talking about the AMC!

#9751

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Jan. 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//after showing an earth science video Lodal: My family, when I forced them to watch it, did not like it. And I knew they wouldn't like it, which is why I forced them to watch it.

#13319

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April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍

#2215

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.

#7485

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May 13, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

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//Sreet is giving a lecture about something Street: Yeah, it's like that but on crack, I mean meth, I mean . . . on steroids, yeah that's the one.

#11355

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Dec. 22, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Piety: Gene editing in dead patients is more reliable because there is a lower chance of killing the patient.

#3586

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Sept. 20, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining a physics problem about two cyclists riding towards each other who and eventually crash Student: Mr. Schafer, why do the two cyclists ride towards each other and crash? Schafer: That is because they are magnet students, and like in magnet P.E, they all deviate in the same direction, but still end up hitting each other.

#8363

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Oct. 23, 2019, 12:28 p.m.

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//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.

You could make a cult out of this

fot, kaluta

#11092

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Nov. 1, 2022, 1:48 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Me and the boys on the way to report a 600% error in pchem.

#3550

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Schafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.