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⚐ Report//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.
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⚐ Report//Students are debating the next day's snow prospects Ravilious: I already lost my lunch to Mr. Lee from speculating about snow, so I'm not going to make any more predictions. Student: You lost your lunch? Ravilious: I bet him that it wouldn't snow. Now I owe him a lunch.
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⚐ Report// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.
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⚐ Report//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!
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⚐ Report// Andy was bouncing off the walls in pchem O'Donovan: Andy, what did you have for breakfast?
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⚐ ReportGibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?
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⚐ ReportPhilip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...