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#4027

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March 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"

#11127

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Nov. 10, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?

#5236

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Oct. 28, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Pd 9 ESS Lodal: If someone wants to start the rumor that I stole that flash drive, go ahead. I'll be the villain.

#12892

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Jan. 24, 2024, 4:28 p.m.

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Schwartz: For the last Math Meet, I want to bring 60, 70 people. We should show up in force. Student: Is it to flex on Poolesville? Schwartz: No, it's for us! ... but it's also kinda to flex on Poolesville.

#11155

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Nov. 14, 2022, 8:32 p.m.

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// right after HMMT Michael W: Sometimes you have to throw to catch.

#2508

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Nov. 8, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Ashu: I'm just an innocent girl surrounded by two Russian girls!

#12875

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Jan. 22, 2024, 7:33 a.m.

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Isak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid

#1871

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May 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Ms. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"

In CAP 9 Interdisciplinary, on the subject of Value Village.

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#11671

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March 13, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.

#1770

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April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...