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#13234

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March 22, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Me: Ah yes, my favorite type of holy water, Gatorade. Powered not by god but by electrolytes!

It was for a play, I said I had to baptize someone in it and the immediate suggestion was to do it with gatorade

holy water

#9297

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Nov. 8, 2021, 4:23 p.m.

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Subayi: This is a good activity to make you think a bit. I know you don't like thinking, but you gotta do it.

#6726

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Oct. 6, 2017, 10:01 a.m.

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//Taking attendance Street: Is anyone absent? //Looks at table where Eric moved to //Eric slowly moves back Street: See, these here, are girls. (points at girls sitting near him) If you didn't already know, you're supposed to like sitting near them. //Both Eric and Christina move their chairs away from each other. Street: You know, I used to be like you, but you get it eventually. //Eric and Christina scoot further away

#6069

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Oct. 21, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

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//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!

#8365

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Oct. 24, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.

#10898

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Sept. 30, 2022, 8:46 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!

#473

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.

#1633

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March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

ESS, pd 1, after a 10 minute long argument between teacher and student, which ended up determining that gravity and basic gas laws do not apply in the upper atmosphere.

acceleration, gravity, greg, blitz

#7870

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Jan. 17, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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Blaha: If you're a teacher and you're planning a 6 hours lesson for 30 minutes, that's unacceptable! If you're homework was supposed to take 30 minutes and it took you 6 hours, you would be DEAD!

Another reason why I love Ms. Blaha

blaha

#681

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: I wanna see you try that athlete stuff in the hallway, smack some guy on the ass and go, "Hey, nice job in that algebra class! Good work on that equation!"