#5442

46

March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.

#10733

1111

Aug. 29, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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// Talking about Delaney Glenn: We share a brain sometimes.

#8962

3030

Feb. 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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//Complex, Schwartz makes a zoom poll Schwartz: Option 1 is you have taken Linear Algebra, Discrete or both. Option 2 is you've taken neither. Option 3 is unused, and Option 4 is "Cheeeeeese."

#12921

77

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.

#8526

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Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#13543

1717

Jan. 23, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Rose: wake her up! Rose: with a swift kick Rose: to the face

#8449

4848

Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#3517

66

Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#9107

1010

April 19, 2021, 12:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...

#13379

11

May 20, 2024, 7:56 a.m.

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Crowder: So if I wanted to get rid of my daughter... //later Crowder: Now, if I wanted to give my son a twin...