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Feb. 7, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.



May 8, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

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//ASL class - Ms. Taylor is asking the class about their prom plans & quizzing others on what's being said in the conversation Ms. Taylor: Stephy, what are your shoes like? Stephy: I'm going to wear purple high heels. Ms. Taylor: Sean, what color are Stephy's shoes? Sean: Purple. Ms. Taylor: Good! And what kind of shoes are they? Sean: ...The purple kind?



Oct. 27, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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PA System: Mr. Whitacre is [Student] there? Whitacre: They just left PA System: Can you please send them down? Whitacre (Shaking head): Yes

The PA system did not understand that the student was not present




Nov. 4, 2015, 8:52 a.m.

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// Under the "How is this relevant today" section of a report on Mexican immigration and discrimination, a group member just put down a picture of Trump. Russel: *Peers over shoulder* That's a good start.



Jan. 28, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

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//From Facebook Ivan: Anyone wanna go to the Washington Auto Show this weekend? Cars, friends, and shitty over-priced food, what more do you want? Billy: Actually I was planning to secretly walk over to your house and plant potatoes in your yard this weekend...



March 16, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Stelzner: What did you guys think about the unit test? Jeremy: It was so hard I thought I was gonna pass out!



Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Freeman (to Mikey): I've got a feeling that, if you're thinking it, we're hearing it.



April 14, 2021, 1:22 p.m.

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Street: You didn't rush over to YouTube? You didn't beat down the door, saying "Oh my god, Mr Street made a video; I gotta see it!"

no need to beat down the door

street, video, excited



Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!



Feb. 7, 2023, 9:51 p.m.

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Julian: Chinese people did not make to pimp a butterfly.