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#2736

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Jan. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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//During a random conversation on the bus between Khoa, Brian and Billings. Khoa: On a scale of one to khoasome how good is it? Billings: Did you really just say khoasome?!?! Khoa: Yes, yes I did.

#13172

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March 10, 2024, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: If you’re talking, but you’re whispering, are you like even talking?

#10136

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March 3, 2022, 11:37 a.m.

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Andy: Danny you have to curb Michael’s degenerate tendencies. Michael Wang: What do you mean? Michael Wang: You don’t get to talk because you don’t have a 2D waifu!

#10987

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad

#6320

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March 19, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//I forgot the context Eric: ...sí, me gusta el fútbol mucho. Cuadrado: Sí, como un hispano.

#1395

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Jan. 27, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Blitz: "What is the system that you stand in front of every day and use, whether to play games or to work?" Brendan: "System of equations!"

The expected answer was 'computer system'...

blitz

#6269

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March 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

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//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny

#4615

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Oct. 11, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Rose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming

#7164

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Jan. 29, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

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//in general pe class Student: I was in dance last semester but that class involved a lot of twerking so I switched to general pe this semester.

#13360

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May 8, 2024, 11:28 a.m.

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Stein: I can't tell them apart because THEY'RE ALL. BROWN.