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#5880

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April 13, 2016, 2:21 p.m.

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Whitacre: How many people are taking 2 APs? //most people raise their hands Whitacre: How about 3? 4? //progressively fewer people raise their hands Whitacre: 5? //only a few people left raising their hands Whitacre: My next number is why?

#5828

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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

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// Talking about senior research project papers to the freshmen Pham: You gonna go through the reams of paper! You gonna go through toner after toner for your inkjet printer!

inkjet printer, laser printer? SAME THING!

pham

#5727

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Jan. 5, 2016, 11:33 a.m.

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//Period 5 Hon English 10 //Tony throwing around ceramics piece //Piece falls and smashes on the floor Tony: Oh shit! (class starts laughing) Dr. Smith: What was that? Tony: Oh just a ceramics piece, I'll clean it up, do you have like a bag? (class laughs) Dr. Smith: Go get the trash can and clean it up. //Tony goes to get trash can Elijah: Hey Tony, you know how we tell you every day that you're stupid? Yeah you're stupid. Dr. Smith: I wouldn't say stupid. Just awkward. (class laughs)

#9973

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Andy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.

#8664

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

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//logic, discussing models in terms of pool parties and rules //when discussing "libertarian pool parties" someone asked for a definition and tad said a party where you can run, do drugs, drown people, whatever Gosley: you see, that's what happens with libertarian pool parties. Tad drowns you and you have no fun. Tad: Hey, no kink shaming here. Some people like being drowned.

#3714

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.

#7451

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April 27, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

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Pham: Kids don't put my quote on Blairbash anymore.

#4138

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May 16, 2012, 5:44 p.m.

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//Rishabh is chasing Pamela around the R&E room Mr. Street: Rishabh, what's wrong? Rishabh: SHE TOOK FREDDY!!!! Pamela: I don't know what you're talking about!

#1366

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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//explaining why she sent multi-colored e-mails Duval: It was late at night, and I wanted it to be pretty! "Oooh, this should be yellow!"

#329

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May 24, 2009, 8:38 p.m.

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"I wasn't in MathHelp today, so Wenting's kinda in withdrawal." -- Mr. Rose