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#13441

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Sept. 9, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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// Arnav is wearing a Yellowstone t-shirt Ostrander: Arnav, did you go to Yellowstone this summer? Arnav: No I got this from Old Navy Ostrander: Oh, that's so much better than Yellowstone

#11027

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Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out

#13300

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April 15, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Yongle: I only wear clothes to please others Yongle: If it was up to me I would be butt-ass naked

mocking david katz for being barefoot //mod note: ftr i don't endorse nudity

naked, clothes, yongle

#1011

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Dec. 1, 2009, 8:08 p.m.

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It's one of those typical block D R&E classes, Mufasa [putting away jigsaw. Suddenly, he grazes it against his arm because he thought his sleeve was there.]: Oh, Shoot. I'm bleeding. Alot. Brittany [walking by]: Oh my God! EMOOO!

#4498

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April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

#7741

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.

#3555

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Sept. 14, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.

When Dvorsky said that, she sounded very scientific. And Hannah was half asleep and then just blurted that out.

dvorsky, hannah

#2384

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#9560

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

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//about to start a proof in discrete Rose: sometimes people complain to me about this class because it's weird how at the start we have so much rigor in all our proofs then as the months go on it gets more and more hand-wavey Rose: this is what we call mathematical maturity

#13003

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Feb. 8, 2024, 10:16 a.m.

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//Listing possible customers for a flashlight Christopher Tang: Miners, Minors Jorgensen: Miners, like coal miners and minor minors? Jorgensen: What about minor miners. Jorgensen: Apparently child labor is legal in some states