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⚐ ReportHart: I love hair. I would teach a Hair Class. The problem is that I say that about too many things.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.
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⚐ Report//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Hey Nik, Luke's comin' to Blair next year. There's gonna be a little brother-on-brother action! I like it! Jack: Swaney, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. //Swaney shakes his head
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⚐ Report//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.
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⚐ ReportHorne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!
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⚐ ReportOstrander: They should have a hat that says "GAP" between the ears. That would be a creative use of the logo.
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⚐ ReportGus(struggling to read what he wrote): Oh that's what it says. I can't read my own handwriting. Jacobs: Will I be able to read it then?
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.