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#4754

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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:28 a.m.

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//In Thornton's History - lesson on World War I Thornton: So 57.5% of the men mobilized by the Central powers were killed, wounded or captured. Jarrell: Dang son, that's more than half! Dawson: Nawww.

#11055

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Oct. 27, 2022, 11:56 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everybody gangsta until the orgo teacher is preggers. // Later Jerry: I’m taking advantage of blairbash being down.

Hart is currently on maternity leave and little did he know…

orgo, jerry, pregnant

#3889

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Jan. 12, 2012, 11:48 a.m.

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Abir: I will not be a slutty penguin!

#1254

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Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]

#4162

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June 5, 2012, 4:42 p.m.

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//In a math class Annie: I like Italian pizza. Viju: I like all pizza. Teacher: What do you mean by Italian pizza? Annie: You know, like, Neopolitan pizza. Viju: Soooo it has a chocolate section and a vanilla section and a strawberry section?

#1608

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March 8, 2010, 8:42 a.m.

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//Pham walks into 318 and goes up to Duval Pham: Sign this! Duval: What is it? Pham: I don't know! It don't matter, just sign it! (class laughs) Brian G: I'll sign it! Pham: No you won't. Anyone here 18? Someone: Get Rose to sign it!

#4331

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Nov. 29, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

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Grossman: It's okay to fail...failing builds character.

#12334

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Oct. 17, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Bosse: In all my 32 years of teaching, I don't think 9th period has ever been cancelled.

"Not even when we've had early dismissal from snow days" (and then it was cancelled by a security threat, 2023-10-16)

bosse, 9th_period

#7886

3032

Jan. 25, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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//9th period precalc Rose: Guys we’re getting really off task. Rose: By the way I’m really hungry does anyone have any like almonds or something?

Last day of the semester

rose

#6987

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Nov. 29, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

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//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!