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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?

#10457

410

April 21, 2022, 3:32 p.m.

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Christopher: are you enjoying watching my balls? Jonah: it's mesmerizing

#12577

77

Nov. 27, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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Stein: No I don't want to help you! I hate you, Texas Instruments!

#9289

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Nov. 7, 2021, 12:59 a.m.

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// Andy and Caleb advertising for chem club, Andy goes back into Lodal's room for ess, Lodal is showing a video, Caleb walks in Lodal: Get out of here Caleb, you don't need to see this Lodal: You won't need it yet

#713

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: I belong to AARP, which means no-yoga.

#6206

99

Jan. 19, 2017, 2:50 a.m.

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Pratik: Stop worrying so much about 34%

#2834

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:54 a.m.

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//addressing himself when confronted with an integral with two terms Roth: Mr. Roth, you said these were "baby" integrals, not "babies" integrals! Ellen: Integrals are not possessed by the babies.

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!

#3038

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March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.

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Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.