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#2515

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: I can hear you ladies talking back there. Mandy: Uhhh... Hinkle: About your weekend and that he was good. Mandy: WHAT?!

Hinkle can be really inappropriate, but hilariously so.

hinkle, mandy

#474

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Eugene: Guess what? I was the first woman on the Sun.

#484

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Grace: You should have gotten Jon eyeliner. Jon: Eyeliner?! I can't eat that!

#1000

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Pham: That how I know a little but have absolutely no idea.

#11812

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May 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Bramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.

#1342

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Jan. 15, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!

#10170

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March 6, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Andy: Hui, how come any time someone submits a Blairbash quote about you, you have to defend yourself in the mod notes? Hui: Because these quotes don't make me look good.

#8093

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April 8, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.

#6692

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Oct. 1, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr.Hammond and Mr.Stein both ignore everything that I said at this point. //Schafer had just talked about not sharing and comparing the physics test Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr. Hammond lost 4 points, and Mr.Stein lost 5. If they compare their work and did the exact same thing...well, that's just unfair. I'll look at them both, and take the extra point off of Mr. Hammond's. //Hammond storms to Schafer's desk, throws his keys on the floor, and stomps away

#3664

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!