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March 21, 2024, 3:17 p.m.

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Annika: My brother's pretty smart Annika: He helps me with my math homework Schwartz: Oh that's pretty cool... wait NO!

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Sept. 22, 2023, 10:02 a.m.

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// Delaney hits the back of his leg on the same corner of a table Andy: Table: 2, Delaney: 0.

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Oct. 1, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//Talking about an assembly in Period 2 R&E Student 1: Wait, isn't there an assembly today? // General agreement Student 2: Yeah, but [Teacher]'s gonna make us miss it because of the test... Student 3: Just walk out, he'll never catch you.

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May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"We can't do real gases cause we, like, don't know the secret variable of happiness."

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

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April 15, 2024, 10:14 a.m.

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//Glenn Trivia Glenn: I have written some BRAND NEW QUESTIONS Glenn: so you won't find them on BLAIRBASH or any of those weirdo lists that people have made

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Sept. 16, 2020, 8:41 p.m.

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//advanced geometry back to school night //mr rose is teaching the parents proofs in geogebra Mr Rose: Stay with me, class!! *remembers it's not a class* Mr Rose: Woo! Stay with me, not class!!!

#3105

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March 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

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Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!

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Aug. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Neel: My cousin's apparently a rap artist with a following Moose: I'm a rap artist. Don't be a fool Stay in school Don't be a jerk Do ya homework

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Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?