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#13126

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Feb. 26, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

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Bosse: I picked an inferior article here. Bosse: It's gynandromorphin' time! Bosse: What does gyno mean? Female! Bosse: I don't know any males that go to the gyno!

#11133

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Nov. 10, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I was dying in FoT today. Katz: No, you were Andy. Andy: I've been dad-joked by Sean enough today; I don't need any more. Schwartz: Hi, Already Dad-joked by Sean Enough.

"are you just going to stand there and take notes? well, as long as the notes aren't about me ..." "mostly not" // (other) mod note: at least it wasn't a valid dad joke, I would have never lived that down

andy, katz, dad, schwartz

#334

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May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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"Well, step 2, you just factor the crap out of everything, basically." -- Mr. Rose

#8373

-224

Oct. 30, 2019, 2:54 p.m.

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Lena: Is cocaine soluble? Elia: uM

#3643

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Oct. 5, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Michelle: Stop studying. Get a life. Spend time on the computer.

#2224

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.

#7909

2325

Feb. 5, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.

#2914

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Feb. 10, 2011, 8:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's student aide walks into the geometry classrooom Student Aide: I graded these papers, and there were a lot of 7's and 6's. Rose: Okay good, these kids need to learn a lesson. Geometry Kid 1: Those are for Functions right? Geometry Kid 2: Yes Geometry Kid 1: Okay, good. //a little later Rose: Oh, let's see what George got (looks)...okay, good.

this was presumably because George got a bad grade

functions, rose

#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

If you need Calculus to get married, chances are it's not happening regardless.

calculus, mythili, rose

#8412

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Dec. 6, 2019, 12:25 p.m.

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Lodal: I had thought about asking but that involves talking to other people.

i think everyone relates to this

lodal