#12120

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Sept. 14, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Southerners when they realize that Batman is also called the Dark Knight.

#3458

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June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3107

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March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.

#10214

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March 9, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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Delaney: "She definitely has to have a big d because she has the disease."

#508

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Sept. 4, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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//during a game of Blammo Jacob: Hi spoon! *Jacob and Erik tap their spoons together* Erik: That sounds like something you do after sex when you're on drugs.

#10884

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Sept. 27, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Linda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*

#6405

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May 1, 2017, 11 a.m.

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//people weren’t paying attention during presentations Cirincione: I understand you guys are going through puberty, but it is still weird to be looking at your crotch. Usually it’s because you are using your phone on your lap. Also, the light from the phone illuminates your face. So if you think you are being slick, you are not.

#4413

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Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.

#1939

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May 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m.

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Nils: If you can't see it, you probably know what it says.

#1959

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May 27, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*