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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!

#54

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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You shouldn't be able to use the quadratic formula until you've proved it like 6 or 7 times by completing the square. ~Mr. Rose

#46

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Well, I'm not making fun of you.... well actually I kinda am ~Mr. Rose, on freshman solution to a problem

#12384

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Oct. 23, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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// Yongle takes out a container of cauliflower Rose: can we not Rose: it smells bad Rose: that's my rule. Rose: well it's too late, it has already stinked up the room Rose: am i the only one who thinks cauliflower smells bad Rose: not bad Rose: strong Rose: I don't like it

#2852

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#10347

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March 24, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Roberts: Now, if we go back and look at my poo -- this is gonna sound really weird -- it's really thick.

#1460

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:20 p.m.

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Anderson: "Stacking details like so much-- well, I was going to say something nasty--So if you keep stacking on details all you get is a pile of you-know-what!"

#2888

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Feb. 8, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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Theresa: James, you would make a really ugly girl. I mean a REALLY ugly girl. James: Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? Theresa: Well I intended it to be an insult, but you can interpret it any way you want.

#10826

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Sept. 16, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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// Schwartz asks some Math phys students to try to find out why a certain formula analysis 2 students used actually works Kwu: Okay, so using Hilbert's Nullstellensatz...

#11198

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Nov. 18, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Burnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!