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⚐ Report// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: I need your eyes back on me again. Anderson: It appears that the evil screens have taken your attention.
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⚐ ReportMr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....
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⚐ ReportMr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes
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⚐ Report//Trying to take a survey Hammond: Have you guys figured out the puzzles? I mean, the survey link?
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⚐ Report//about the assertion, regarding open lunch proposals, that students would leave campus either way Anderson: Now, as I watch, on a ten-degree day, students sprinting across to McDonald's, I am forced to conclude that this is true.
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⚐ Report//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.