#4827

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April 3, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

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//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?

#9315

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Nov. 10, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Duval: I think most people in here are aware that you shouldn't stab people.

#2713

55

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!

#1008

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Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!

#8568

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March 13, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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//7th period cogo, talking about coronavirus break Matt: Now would be a great time to get a gun.

#2839

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.

#11055

28

Oct. 27, 2022, 11:56 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everybody gangsta until the orgo teacher is preggers. // Later Jerry: I’m taking advantage of blairbash being down.

#13124

11

Feb. 23, 2024, 3:21 p.m.

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Rose: x^(2/3) is bird Rose: 1/bird is volcano

#466

22

June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Austin: Sleep more, or I'll poke you until you sleep.

#12012

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:34 a.m.

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// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.