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#6205

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Jan. 18, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...

#5554

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Sept. 25, 2015, 8:33 a.m.

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// Cyber Patriot Registration Ostrander: Thanks – do you have e-mail addresses for the other three? Daniel: **replies with emails** Ostrander: Thanks – now stop answering e-mails in class.

#10396

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April 4, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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//Logic Rose: I think this class is fun--don't respond.

#2488

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#3751

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Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

Apparently Albert actually was in class and nobody noticed him...

genetics, viju, albert

#2693

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Dec. 16, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.

#13133

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Feb. 28, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Bosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!

#13028

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Feb. 10, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?

#1615

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March 9, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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Stein: "It's like chewing and talking gum at the same time." [class laughs] Stein: "What did I say?" Class: "Chewing and talking gum." Stein: "Don't write that down!" [multiple people in class start writing] Stein: "Ugh, it's gonna end up on that website."

#7644

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Oct. 10, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

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//Trying to take a survey Hammond: Have you guys figured out the puzzles? I mean, the survey link?