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#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#10761

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Sept. 2, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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//Schwartz tangentially talking about abstract algebraic structures (group, ring, field, module, vector space, and more) Michael: What are the applications of those other things? Schwartz: I don't know! I'm a pure mathematician. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications!

#4693

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Jan. 2, 2014, 8:03 p.m.

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Andy: My GPA is lower than the gas prices.

#3087

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March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#411

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Is there a number we can call to nominate people for human trafficking?

#12826

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:51 a.m.

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// Stein is balancing on his right foot Stein: Guys what am I doing right now? Stein: I'm starting the year off on the right foot. Stein: I just came up with that last night.

#12390

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Oct. 25, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking

#7740

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:20 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: That's the problem with rigor fetishists. They are never satisfied! They want more! more! more!

#12549

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Nov. 17, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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Grossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"

#8682

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Oct. 23, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.