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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

#3546

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Sept. 13, 2011, 1:40 p.m.

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Devin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!

#10466

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April 22, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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Isak: 50% of the magnet plays Genshin impact. Isak: This is why we need to bring back bullying.

#1137

77

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Schafer: We're Magnet dancing, which means it looks kind of weird, and we have no rhythm, but it's okay.

#11424

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.

#10026

713

Feb. 18, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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6th period 9th grade comp sci Mrs.Blasko solving a problem on the board Jing-Ray (out of nowhere): "Either you're a really bad teacher or we're all stupid."

#7167

88

Jan. 31, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

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//Student walks in late with a pass and a cup of coffee Whitacre: Which came first, the pass or the coffee?

#10685

1616

June 9, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.

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June 7, 2018, 5:43 p.m.

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//writing a proof //Rose writes "So a sequence of states of M are visited as M processes s" Class: Shouldn't that be "is"? //Rose replaces "are" with "is" Rose: That doesn't look right. //Rose replaces "is" with "are" Class: The subject is the sequence of states of M, so the verb should be singular. //Rose replaces "are" with "be" Rose: Yeah, just leave it unconjugated.

#5470

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April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"