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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!
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⚐ ReportRose: Everything made by a random person is bad, and everything made by a magnet student is... good. This is my rule of software.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.
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⚐ Report// on the bus to crew practice Fernando: They're not really singing, they're just talking out of tune. Wylie: Yeah, that's what rap is.
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⚐ Report//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs
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⚐ ReportRoberts: What does this sound like? Student(under her breath): Your mom Roberts: DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM? Roberts: HI MOM, THIS STUDENT JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. // Later Roberts: Make sure I can see everything, not just your left hand. Roberts: Because I don’t know if it’s your hand or YOUR MOMS LEFT HAND.
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⚐ Report//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.
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⚐ ReportPham: If you are Asian, Asian people eat a lot of rice. Do you know that, right? I used to eating it twice a day, just big bowl of it. [...]
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⚐ ReportStudent 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry