#13342

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April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?

#976

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk

#4109

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April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

#5535

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Sept. 15, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//Right after a mini-quiz in Precalc Mr.Giles : If any of you got the same answers as the person next to you, you... are not going to get a good grade. //The entire classroom sighs in relief

#10970

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Oct. 13, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Stein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.

#5461

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April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.

#104

66

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Cotangent looks something like this... right? Oh wait, I haven't drawn anything yet. ~Mr. Rose

#10935

26

Oct. 7, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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// Jerry Song put his favorite vegetable as "beef" on Stein's Knowledge Celebration Stein: Beef is not a vegetable.

#10719

28

June 17, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everyone here has done something illegal.

#12037

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Sept. 1, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Gugan: he teargassed himself which is so relatable