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⚐ ReportDuval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".
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⚐ Report//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Baby mantids are not liquid like cats, but they can fit through a lot of things.
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⚐ Report//Diff Eq 9th Schwartz: How can our solutions be real if our i's (eyes) aren't real?
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⚐ ReportColby: Mr. Sahu, I have a question. Do you think Mr. Kaluta would be really good at ASMR? //Sahu proceeds to take the question seriously and give an answer
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⚐ Report// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*
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⚐ ReportRose: A few years back I was really obsessed with that baby panda they had at the zoo Rose: I used to play the panda cam during tests Rose: I'd have all the students' desks facing the promethean and they'd be taking a test while I played the panda cam Rose: And they'd all be doing a bunch of math while I'd be like, "Oh, look at the baby panda, it's so cute"
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⚐ Report//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.
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⚐ Report//First day of school, Stein is going over the assigned seats Stein: "Yuyu Yang"... Stein: You know, I really admire the number of Y's in your name Stein: I really like the letter Y