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#1811

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April 21, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd6 //Sylvia is whining about how she's too weak to rearrange desks because she's a girl Rose: Sylvia, all your whining just set back feminism 3 minutes.

#9946

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Feb. 9, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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Johnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.

#11299

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Dec. 9, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Rose: good, you added a little chuckle Rose: that's how I know you're alive, a little giggle

#11766

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April 18, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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// NSL Pd. 9 Michael: A super racist interest group could lobby Senators to pass an amendment that mandated segregation on juries. Dylan: Oh, that's so smart!

#8317

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Sept. 26, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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//AP Lang, there's a sub, the magnet kids have all sat together //another kid comes over Kid 1: so what are we supposed to be doing Magnet kids: nothing is posted *the kid goes back to his table* Kid 1 (to his table): the magnet kids don't know anything so we're good

#12119

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Sept. 14, 2023, 9:42 a.m.

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Johnny: What is the bacterial equivalent of a hammer and sickle? Andy: If you wanted your poster to be communist themed you would have drawn Stalin, but instead you drew Hitler.

#12464

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:26 p.m.

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Glenn: As if everything on land in Australia isn't made to kill you, the waters are also full of things that can kill you.

#12528

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Nov. 15, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: Imagine you're on a stage Rose: and there's a bunch of Sais but they're meaner and they're armed Rose: and the shout out an epsilon. Rose: what do you do Yongle: yell "don't shoot me" *class laughs*

#8716

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.

#5957

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June 18, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.