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#4789

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Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#2965

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Feb. 22, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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Rose (about to teach the Power Rule): You are all about to lose your innocence.

period 4, after telling everyone how the function will change their lives and allow them to be awesome and stuff. met with stunned silence, then giggles

calculus, rose

#7720

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Nov. 12, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//discussing demographics in 9th apnsl //there's a chart with 4 age categories: under 16, 16-44, 45-64, and 65 or older Cirincione: Can you be more specific: How do you define middle aged? Alex: Like, 16-44 Cirincione: WHAT

#12522

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:31 a.m.

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//talking about sahu quotes getting downvoted Anon: it was probably sahu Anon: on incognito

#7544

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June 13, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//Block C R&E, there's nothing left to do so Mr. Street is going tangents, as he tends to do Mr. Street: Okay so there are these things called Co-ops, any one know what they are? *no one answers* Mr. Street: No? Okay well, they're basically like internships on crack

#753

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Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#2429

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Oct. 28, 2010, 1:14 a.m.

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//Gross is talking about Naturalism Doyung: Nice boots, Ms. Gross. //Gross looks at him strangely, class snickers Doyung: I said you have nice boots, I didn't know they still made the kind you're wearing. (points at her boots) Class: Ohhhh. Doyung (realizing what they thought he said): Man, you guys are sick.

Gross and the class thought Doyoung had said "boobs" instead of "boots"

gross, doyung, boobs, lang

#5865

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March 23, 2016, 8:36 p.m.

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Rohit: So Simon, are you going to browse reddit all spring break? Simon: Of course I am! Rohit: But Why? //Mr.Street walks by Mr. Street: Why wouldn't you browse reddit all spring break?

#1737

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March 26, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Jack: No, Erin, shutup. No one likes you...except for the people that like you.

#591

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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.