#3066

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March 11, 2011, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.

#647

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//to Jacob, after he put an assignment on BILL Whitacre: You're helping people! Did I not teach you anything? You're ruining survival of the fittest! How is this natural selection if you're dragging people along with you? Compassion. Casualties. Compassion. Casualties.

#5511

426

June 5, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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//In English 9 class, learning about commonly confused words. Mr. Clay, jokingly, to the primarily magnet class: Can anyone explain the difference between angel and angle? Rahul: I know I'm not an angel because I'm always right.

#11758

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April 18, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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//Talking about the cherry blossom festival Mr. Seat: Do you guys know about cosplay, like when people dress up as anime characters? Diego: Did you cosplay? Mr. Seat: Yes, of course

#12971

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Feb. 2, 2024, 4:07 p.m.

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//Katz stood at the side of the room for the entire first three class periods, but not today Dylan, noticing Katz: You're sitting down?! Hinkle: Hey, it's okay. He's allowed to be normal.

#9894

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:06 a.m.

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Schwartz: The point I'm trying to make here is- *notices a suspicious rattling noise coming from the window by the door* *walks over, squints, and places his hand on the whiteboard resting on the inside of the window* *rattling stops, Schwartz lifts his hand, and he goes back to his lesson like nothing was ever wrong*

#10176

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March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!

#8625

2121

Oct. 2, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: Could you guys submit this by 3? Because interims are due at 5 and I haven't given you any grades yet.

#12110

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Sept. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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//innovation padlet post //the time saver category: Anon: Use all eight of your arms Anon: If you don't have eight arms then grow more or else you will fail in life //in the "time wasters" category: Anon: mathphys

#2693

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Dec. 16, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.