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#8103

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April 10, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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//Talking about sleep Luka: I wake up with ankle pain. Gabaree: You shouldn't be having ankle pain. You're too young! Call a doctor, put some ice, get some opioids, I don't know.

#544

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.

#10390

2020

April 1, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

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Rose: So we have a chocolate beef blood river. Rose: Actually, let's make it poisonous, just to make sure the cows don't touch it.

#6165

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Jan. 6, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Schwartz Schwartz: Be better than those guys, they're bums.(talking about upperclassmen) Jason: Can I quote you?

Schwartz was actually talking about inequalities with x in them, and how the upperclassmen did well in class but not on tests.

upperclassmen, schwartz

#10654

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June 6, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Rao: The fingers looked very tasty. Rao: It made me hungry for hot dogs after the movie.

idk the context, she was talking about some movie

rao

#10449

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April 20, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom

#9376

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Nov. 16, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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//adsb “argument” between piety and klees will: “can i be starblazed? just blow me up like one of the effing ships” josh: “sure”

#2793

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Jan. 17, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Ostrander: Research probably shows that the pajamas inside out thing doesn't really work, even when you wear them extra inside out.

#2630

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#4614

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Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...