Random Quotes
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⚐ Report// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.
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⚐ Report// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.
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⚐ Reportsahu: types *illegal* into the amtrack.com chatbot sahu: ... sahu: julie has left the chat
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⚐ Report// Talking about polling Gabaree: So which one is the most expensive? Student: The cell, because you have to buy the cell phone.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.
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⚐ Report(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol
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⚐ Report// Lesson on taxes Armand: So the school is committing tax fraud! Schwartz: No, Teacher Teacher the lumberjack is committing tax fraud!
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⚐ Report//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window