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June 6, 2024, 12:53 p.m.

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Michael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.

#1927

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May 15, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.

#3101

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March 17, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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Templin: Girls with sticks rule!

#7155

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

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//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.

#8944

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Jan. 27, 2021, 1:45 p.m.

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Rose: I made this sad face that pretty much summarizes this class

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#7751

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:35 a.m.

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Allison: The trick is to not think and that way you won’t care if you win or lose Ryan: Shut up MCPS!

#9059

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March 16, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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//pd 8 health Ms. Gonzalez: if I had to get an STI I’d get chlamydia

#5378

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Feb. 10, 2015, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You may not burn things. Let me amend that. You may not do that without supervision. Kusal: Does Mr. Pham count?

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Oct. 4, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

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//Discussing pokemon. Schafer: No, Squirtle's the best!! 'Cause at first he's like, kinda cute, and kind of unassuming, and you're like, "Ohhh, it's just a turtle!", and then he's like BOOM TIDAL WAVE.