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May 26, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.

The teacher in question was Mr. Bustillos



Oct. 17, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

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//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.



March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.



Jan. 23, 2019, 8:42 p.m.

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Jessica: Bok choy is satan in a vegetative state.

she was ranting on the bus about her hatred of bok choy

bus, jessica



Jan. 2, 2019, 7:34 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: You know, for the longest time I didn't realize that the ball drop was just a stupid thing they did on television. When I was 5, I thought it was like some astronomical ball the size of the moon dropping down on us. On New Year's Eve, my parents were out to a party, which happens like once every 2 years. They hired this babysitter who made me sleep at 8, and I told her to wake me up at midnight to see the ball drop, but she didn't, she probably just left. I was so mad and just cried for an hour because I thought I missed the astronomical ball drop. Anson: Ahhh! He was SWINDLED by the babysitter!



May 24, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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Daniel Zhu: Sexy also has a meaning in math.



Jan. 18, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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Moose: Where do the bananas we buy come from? Student: Safeway!



Feb. 25, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?



Nov. 25, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge



Jan. 11, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, remember how a few classes ago I said that paper products is the name of the game here at Montgomery Blair? Hinkle: [talks about paper towels]