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#12640

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Dec. 4, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!

that's not what he meant //mod note: cf 12625

lodal, kian

#2587

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:47 p.m.

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Ian T: Did you practice your dead cat face? Cullen: Yes! I did it in the mirror. With an accent!

pd. 4 journalism. The accent reference was from an earlier conversation about how you can write better articles if you read them aloud to edit. With an accent.

cullen

#11998

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June 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Seat: If you win, you get this *gestures to candy*. Victor: We should all get candy! Seat: Ok Sitting Bull.

Victor was Sitting Bull and lost first round

seat, victor

#12460

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#6153

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Jan. 4, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

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Roberts: Everyone look at me when you're playing! Why wouldn't you look at me? Joey Kim: Because your face is... nevermind, nevermind. Roberts: *offended*

#9630

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Dec. 15, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, would you like notes on metamorphic rocks? Lodal: ... Ha! Just kidding. It's not an option. You get them anyway. //Lodal hands out papers

#11754

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April 17, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Anderson: We had computers when I was your age. Anderson: We even had the internet.

#180

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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You don't know that, but I do because I know calculus. ~Mr. Rose

#539

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Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#309

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May 22, 2009, 10:21 a.m.

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// Mr. Swaney showing off his new website to the other social studies teachers Mr. Swaney: Look at my new website! Ms. Manuel: You mean the website Will Shepherdson made for you... Will: Actually, my brother made it for Mr. Swaney.