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#8097

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April 9, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//sat day with kaluta discussing the moon and the tides //rose walks in and starts asking questions //gravity equation comes up Rose: And she brought up gravity, and the inverse square law... Kaluta: and that's what we're talking about in class, right, with the exponential effect... Rose: no, not exponential! Inverse square! Kaluta: but there's a square in the denominator, so that's your exponent... Rose: NO *class tries not to laugh* Rose: good.

#13297

911

April 15, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Glenn Trivia, Varsity Sports Tony Song: Tennis, Volleyball, Jump rope? Glenn: What school has varsity jump rope?

it was basketball, swimming, and softball // mod note: She also did cheerleading

song, tony, glenn, trivia

#10921

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Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

//mod note: Hammond and Ostrander's first names are both Peter

hammond, ostrander

#7792

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Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#13692

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Dec. 5, 2025, 10:42 a.m.

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// Designing a popsicle stick bridge // Arman measuring a popsicle stick using a meter stick Arman: It's about 12 centimeters Akshay: No, it's 12 millimeters Akshay (Refering to the cm markings on the meter stick): Each of the little lines in one millimeter Arman: Those are centimeters Akshay: Are you stupid, there are 100 mm in a meter

#10041

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Feb. 22, 2022, 10:38 a.m.

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Street: So that's an assignment for english? Street: You might learn something. Scary thought.

#349

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May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#8711

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#1588

55

March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#10225

55

March 10, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Student: Did they play the thing from the thing? Roberts: The thing from the thing? You're almost as bad as my mom!