#7577

713

Sept. 11, 2018, 11:04 p.m.

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//student drops cookie crisps cereal all over the floor Duval: NOT THE COOKIE CRISPS!!

#12002

1010

June 16, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't skip leg day! Body proportions are important.

#2120

1515

Sept. 16, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.

#8524

1923

Feb. 24, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

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//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.

#9140

2020

May 11, 2021, 1:59 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm very very smart and infallible, but I'm not all-powerful. Cirnicione: That's a lie. I'm not infallible, I've made like... 3 mistakes.

#846

00

Nov. 13, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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Whitacre: You know what, this questions too hard, I'm not gonna give you it. Student 1: Gimme your best shot! Whitacre: Okay, fine! *asks* Student 2: What? I don't get it! Whitacre: Well, you asked for it! Don't complain! //some more complaining occurs Whitacre: I TOLD you it was to hard, but you didn't care! See, I should just fail you all!

#7947

5458

Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval

#2093

1212

Sept. 10, 2010, 8:20 p.m.

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Rose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?

#13701

55

Dec. 17, 2025, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs. Arbogast: "Make sure to divvy out the work!" Alex Wang, Jr.: "Divy Kumar yk, divvy out the work"

#1087

66

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.