#7152

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Jan. 25, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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During lunch Student 1: I want a fork Student 2: Here, you can have a meatball. Student 1: I don't want meatball, I want fork!

#9185

79

Sept. 23, 2021, 3:33 p.m.

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// in marine bio Hui: Damselfish are hard to kill. Also cheap. Pretty, cheap, and hard to kill. Hui, under his breath: Like me!

#11542

713

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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// Heating up BaSO4 precipitate in achem Jerry Song: It's turning from black to white. Andy: So just like Michael Jackson.

#13177

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March 11, 2024, 10:11 a.m.

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// Glenn is showing a video of a histone "attacking" a DNA and binding to it agressively Sai: I feel like there was no consent in this

#2305

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.

#9539

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Dec. 7, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// Talking about how Antony was asking to conspirators to kill him in Julius Caesar Rao: So I guess he was taking a *stab at it* *Entire class laughs* Rao: I didn't even say that on purpose.

#3643

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Oct. 5, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Michelle: Stop studying. Get a life. Spend time on the computer.

#5827

88

Feb. 23, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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// Talking about putting screws and bolts in the trebuchet Inventor model Kevin A Zhou: Wait what we had to put screws in our CADs?! Grace: No, you don't have to put screws in. I just put them in cuz like ... I don't know, I just like screwing stuff.

#10111

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March 1, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Jerry Song: A nut case has a 1 to 1 correspondence with "ball sack".

#9456

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Nov. 30, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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// talking about how not everyone dies in game of thrones Lodal: ...but everyone should die!