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⚐ Report// Rose bought a pantograph, instructions are in Chinese Rose: Nacho, do you know Chinese? Nacho: I'm Korean, but I can do the John Cena bing chilling.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.
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⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Rose Rose: Oh no, I almost made a mistake! But I got through it by thinking B)
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⚐ Report//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
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⚐ ReportDuval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student
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⚐ Report// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!
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⚐ Report//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."
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⚐ ReportPiper: Try to make as many kahoot problems as you can! Ryan: I have lots of problems.