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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:16 p.m.

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//During Marine Bio, Blaha has a Super Soaker for a lab we're not actually doing that day //Roger usually lies on the ground by the window Blaha: Isn't this thing awesome? (shoots window) *Hannah walks in late* Blaha: Don't be late! (shoots Hannah) Wow, we're gonna need to mop up the floor over there! Roger: NO! MY SPOT! //Later on *door opens, Blaha shoots a teacher* Blaha: Omigod, I'm sorry!

#6018

33

Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

#9373

66

Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Roberts: As you know, we don’t have a life. Roberts: One day we were just dropped here.

#287

66

May 21, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr Grossman: "Might as well legalize prostitution" Amir: "WHOA!"

#4994

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May 31, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

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//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon      Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself

#13026

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#11067

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Oct. 28, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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*Isaiah and Sameer are talking about the recent knowledge celebration* Stein: Diego is talking about his favorite breakfast while you two are off talking about your test. Stein: This is clearly more important.

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1414

Jan. 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m.

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Moose: What has existed throughout all of Russian history? Theresa: Vodka!

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Feb. 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Student: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!

#4169

13

Aug. 21, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

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//Radina is discreetly trying to take a picture. Nadia is wearing flip flops. Nadia: Radina, wait, I have to "tie my shoes".