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#8638

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Oct. 8, 2020, 3:44 p.m.

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Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.

#7124

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Jan. 17, 2018, 10 p.m.

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//Kicks Shwetha out of group chat Enya: Darcy can only have one #1 student

#11884

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May 23, 2023, 2:03 p.m.

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// SRP Presentaion Henry: This is the Lindbladian Equation. Henry: If you're response to this is to be scared, you're correct.

#2534

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:37 a.m.

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//yelling at Minas Pham: If you keep on doing "ummmm, uhhhh, errrr," nobody listen to you!

#12008

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Aug. 23, 2023, 12:03 a.m.

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Stephen: The solution to basically everything is to just spam email your counselor

#11771

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April 19, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// The window is open, we can hear people from outside Seat: Hang on, gimme a second. *Seat closes the window* Seat: Stop having fun!

#2752

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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//Schafer answers a student's question Student: Good point! Schafer: Thanks. I do try. You know, if I can make one good point per class per day, I might just continue to collect my paycheck.

#10065

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Feb. 23, 2022, 11:58 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 diffeq video Schwartz: Maybe I have 14 grams of ... rabbit. Schwartz: That's not a good thing to be using, but man, I'm in crazy math world.

#12203

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!

#2391

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Oct. 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.