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⚐ Report//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!
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⚐ ReportRavilious: I had a kid tell me yesterday to "take a chill pill." Needless to say, we had a little discussion about appropriate boundaries and conduct.
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⚐ ReportOzzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.
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⚐ Report//Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once. Student: Did you shake his hand? Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.
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⚐ ReportSean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".
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⚐ ReportFreeman: You get to go to Washington for the awards ceremony. Everyone else is going to fly in from like, California. You're going to get a Metro card.
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⚐ ReportNicole: I've got to documentate my code! Documentating! Lillian: Documentating? Did you mean documenting? Nicole: ?!..... What?
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⚐ Report// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester