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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#11699

717

March 17, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Henry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.

#4431

88

Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.

#6704

1515

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

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Lodal: If you hate Kahoot I hate you.

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#3262

44

April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!

#13329

1012

April 23, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time

#296

99

May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#6330

33

March 21, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it

#12988

02

Feb. 6, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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James: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.