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#1480

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Feb. 6, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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Hinkle: If I make the statement "you guys need to get a room," everybody knows what that means, right? Good. 'Cause last week there were these kids in the hall -- sophomores, I think -- and they were doing stuff and I went over and told them, you need to get a room for that. And they were just like :O

#1983

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June 8, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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//Simel showing a cause/effect powerpoint Student: Why is there a dragon? Simel: Cuz dragons are cool.

#2260

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Oct. 3, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.

#5869

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April 4, 2016, 4:21 p.m.

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//Talking about housing and rich kids Pham: You know what $150,000 gets you in Montgomery County? A box! You get to live in a box!

rasiste boxes the same topic came up in history class, too

pham

#1413

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Jan. 28, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Mogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."

Mogge discussing how Back To School Night is a great way to meet moms and go back home with them.

mogge

#8607

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

it doesn't sound funny when i type it out but in the moment it was hilarious

kirk, lodal, ess

#3893

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Jan. 13, 2012, 9:29 a.m.

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Student: I will walk in and make passionate, educational love to that exam.

Heard at the SAC during 1st period exams. (about ADSB exam)

adsb, sac

#2294

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Oct. 6, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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//Talking about when he was a kid Whitacre: So I was born on an army base and I grew up there.  I got used to all those big tough guys, so when I went to elementary school and first met small kids my age, I was like "Yeah, this is gonna be great!" Student: So you were miserable on the base and happy in school? Whitacre: I was the school bully!

#296

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May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#3334

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May 9, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

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Bourzutschky: Yes, I will murder and rape John's children. I shall enjoy it.