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⚐ Report// nashan not remembering a part from catch-22 nach: how do you not remember nash: im going to be level with you... nash: i dont remember why i dont remember
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⚐ ReportRavilious: Put that away! How many times do I have to say it? Student: Ok, ok... Ravilious: If you guys don't stop, I'm going to start texting during class!
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⚐ Report//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"
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⚐ Report//random pep-talk at the beginning of aoa sahu: you know how sometimes you’re listening to hip hop music and they really glorify the whole money thing sahu: but every once in a while you hear a song and they’re like ‘will i really take all this with me what does it matter’ sahu: i just think that’s really deep sahu: the problem with the rat race is that no matter how fat you get, you’re still just a rat
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⚐ ReportDollaCent: No what Hitchens is saying is that we have an innate moral code and we don't need God to be this great dic...tator and impose it all over us.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Yesterday was a fun day right? Glenn: I thought last week was fun but I guess the fun never stops.
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⚐ ReportRose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.
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⚐ ReportAlex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.