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#3268

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April 27, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles has given the class time to work on the homework, and some people are just socializing instead of working. Giles: Charles Yin! Something shiny is on your desk. Charles: (looking up quickly) What? Giles: Just seeing how easily distracted you are. Go do something productive!

#5291

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Dec. 3, 2014, 10 p.m.

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//9th period CAP Photo. Bustillos is explaining the 2nd quarter Independent Blog Post. Bustillos: The purpose of this Indie Blog Post is to get you guys to start dreamin'. Student 1: Why? We already dream enough -- in our sleep. Bustillos: Not that kind of dreaming. Dreaming as in what you wanna do with your life. Student 2: Why now? We're only in 9th grade! Bustillos: Y'see, when I was in 9th grade, all I did once I got home was sleep. //Class snickers. Bustillos: And that was the only thing I wanted to do -- sleep. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Student 2: Is that why you're here...? Bustillos: Yeah. I don't want you guys to be like me. That's why y'all have to start dreamin'.

#12751

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Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#299

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May 21, 2009, 11:10 p.m.

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Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...

#980

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Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

Some sudents had a "bake-off" and made cake for everyone to have.

rose

#1136

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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//Jordan complains when Pham advances a slide Pham: Why you not take notes? Jordan: I was copying it down! Pham: You supposed to do it faster!

#11951

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June 7, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Luke(as Otto von Bismarck): What has Kangxi done for the rest of the world? Isabelle: Well, without Kangxi, none of us would be here today.

#4188

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

It's actually the study of amphibians and reptiles, as Duval later pointed out.

duval, francis

#9041

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March 5, 2021, 1:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, if any of you are app developers, could you guys make an app that makes it so that when someone's on nearpod and they're not doing anything, I can shake their icon and it'll shake their computer Student: Uhhh I think that could be illegal Lodal: It would be illegal Lodal: But it would also be funny Lodal: Which one's more important