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#1694

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March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1534

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Contreras: I'm getting some massive quads. Chicks dig that, right? Connor: Well, I think that by the time they notice the "massive quads" you're pretty good anyhow...

#436

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June 10, 2009, 10:40 p.m.

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Jacob: What's Mrs. Smrek like? Mr. Whitacre: *laughs* She's just like me.

#12706

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Dec. 12, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Glenn: I seek out lima beans.

#11024

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Oct. 21, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Jerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.

#12959

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: You all are so sleepy Rose (in softer voice): Sleepy sleepy little babies

#759

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

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//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!

#7180

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.

#8804

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Dec. 10, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Lodal: You know, I haven't had my internet drop in any of my classes this year. Lillian: You just jinxed it! Lodal: But is it a jinx if I want it to happen?

#12267

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Oct. 6, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Rose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.