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⚐ Report//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...
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⚐ Report// Cyber Patriot Registration Ostrander: Thanks – do you have e-mail addresses for the other three? Daniel: **replies with emails** Ostrander: Thanks – now stop answering e-mails in class.
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⚐ ReportHenok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...
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⚐ Report//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over
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⚐ Report//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.
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⚐ ReportBosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!
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⚐ Report// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?
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⚐ ReportStein: "It's like chewing and talking gum at the same time." [class laughs] Stein: "What did I say?" Class: "Chewing and talking gum." Stein: "Don't write that down!" [multiple people in class start writing] Stein: "Ugh, it's gonna end up on that website."
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⚐ Report//Trying to take a survey Hammond: Have you guys figured out the puzzles? I mean, the survey link?