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Dec. 4, 2021, 8:01 p.m.

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Me, using my ess knowledge: oh so aragonite isn't hexagonal, it's orthorhombic My brother: Mitt Romney?

#837

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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// Lev and Gibi walk into Computational Methods carrying a big door and then sit down. Pham, yelling to class: Guys! Be quiet! Close the door!

#9271

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Nov. 5, 2021, 8:30 a.m.

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// Talking about demographics in APNSL [Student]: I'm not racist! Whole class: *laughs* Gabaree: Nobody is racist! Gabaree: I can say I'm racist, but I'm not a white supremacist!

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March 22, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:41 a.m.

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Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?

#12279

88

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Lodal: Which came first, the weirdness or the Chadness?

#4209

66

Sept. 20, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

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Jinhie: Wait, but don't you have to be dead to write a memoir?

#8298

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Sept. 20, 2019, 8:03 a.m.

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Lillian: I feel like there should be a word for when someone asks you to go try out for an extracurricular and you go fully knowing you aren't going to get in Catherine: That's called giving up

#2380

2020

Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Stein: Canceling stuff out is like porn for math teachers!!

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313

Nov. 12, 2010, 5:21 p.m.

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Andrew RS: I wish there were like 4 Thursdays a week because there are so many things I want to do that all happen on Thursday... Danderson: I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want 4 Walstein tests a week.