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⚐ ReportHinkle (imitating student): Hinkle, teach! Teach math now! Hinkle: Uhh... that actually happened once. Should I say who it was? Ahh... well, it was an administrator lady -- not here -- at a little place called Eastern Middle School. 'You're a teacher, teachers teach, you go teach math!' Maybe if I had a Promethean board...
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⚐ Report//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!
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⚐ ReportRose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY
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⚐ ReportAlex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?
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⚐ ReportStein: "I'm not prepared to say there's no such thing as exponential growth. I believe that love grows exponentially."
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⚐ ReportJacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?
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⚐ Report//people are wearing halloween costumes to school Isaiah: I should get a piece of paper and write "Analysis Exam" on it. I'd be the scariest thing in the entire school, no doubt.
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⚐ Report// discussing the birthrate in various countries, including Japan, which has a very low birthrate Mr. Swaney: People are working too hard. They're so tired that they don't have sex very often.
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⚐ Report// talking about gallery view on his new monitor Rose, upon realizing that his cpu is weak and only shows 25 students per page: What is this second page crap??