#11351

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: So from now on we will just slide over the maths. Stein: *makes water sloshing sounds* Sudhish: *grunts*

#6964

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Nov. 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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//Talking across the room Connor: Your intuition is shit!

#12012

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:34 a.m.

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// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.

#2869

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Feb. 3, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//during inflow pledge of allegiance P.A.: ...with liberty and justice for all. Swaney: Except Egypt.

#9397

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#1146

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Dec. 12, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Hinkle: What I like about Johnny here is he has that entrepreneurial spirit. That bag there is probably full of his latest goods. What's he got in the bag? I don't know. Maybe it's legal, maybe it's not. Don't ask, don't tell.

#4344

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Dec. 10, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

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//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.

#327

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May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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Monica: "That's basically what I had!" Mr. Rose: "Basically, but you were wrong."

#11999

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June 16, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."

#10131

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March 2, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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//Roberts asks one of her usual motivational questions through Pear Deck Hui (under his breath): "Share something good, big or small." That's what she said-