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⚐ Report// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?
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⚐ Report// Rose and Ostrander walk out of Math Help to discuss something Stein: Two boys are arguing out in the hall. Kids these days...
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⚐ Report//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!
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⚐ Report// Sean is talking about how conductors hate him Kaluta: You wanna know why the conductors hate you? Kaluta: Because you're not working on mission possible!
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⚐ Report// Hinkle is talking about being a student teacher at some school in Columbus, Ohio during desegregation Hinkle: At this school there would be 18, 19 year olds in 9th grade. There were a lot of fights. The first week of school, some teachers were crying in the teachers lounge, so I asked them what happened. Apparently some kid got stabbed. He was in sixth grade or something, and his name was John. The second week, there was a fight in the hallway, and I had to break it up. I had anger management issues and I hit him. I punched him twice, and he went down in 2 hits. At that point I knew I was doomed, and at the end of the day, I got a call from the main office. "Mr. Hinkle, please come to the main office." And, so, I was thinking I had to say bye to my teaching career, but instead he congratulated me on my great work. He said the kid needed it.
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⚐ Report// During Phys Chem Pham: Who here thinking of math PHD? Jason [Hyun]! You thinking of math PHD? Jason: No, I want money
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⚐ Report*Mrs. O'Connor shows a number of period top-hats and bonnets in her garage* Sam: "It looks like you murdered an 18th century dinner party..." *Pauses* Sam: "...and stole their hats."
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⚐ Report// Wellness activity Teacher: Act as if you were being… eaten alive! Jerry Song: Good!