#2831

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#11614

68

Feb. 27, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Faye: What better way is there than incest?

#11414

-17

Jan. 12, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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Lucy: I would eat some c**chie for some Santucci's.

#7998

3638

March 11, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, Steven and Laura missed last class //Daniel teaches Steven topic that took 45 minutes to teach last class Rose: This is kind of hilarious. Daniel teaches it to Steven in 3 minutes. Then, Steven teaches it to Laura in 7 minutes.

#8013

-119

March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

#13018

57

Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#3927

-15

Feb. 3, 2012, 3:51 p.m.

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// While walking away from the urinal Robotics Member: Do they use ultrasonic sensors to flush those things?

#5596

55

Oct. 23, 2015, 11:57 a.m.

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Werdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.

#3710

24

Oct. 26, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: Why is there an animated Felix the cat on the slide? //Class gives random answers Mr. Mogge: No. Remember, it's because slides get lonely when put away.

#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!