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⚐ ReportStein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)
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⚐ Report// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.
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⚐ ReportTaylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.
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⚐ ReportGross: This is why Hester can't fit into Puritan land. She's pretty, and all the other bitches are jealous.
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⚐ Reportrose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."
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⚐ Report// in adsa for question of the day, diego says one skill he wish he had was dominating through eye contact mr kyei: “who are u planning on dominating”
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⚐ ReportSahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing
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⚐ Report// Talking about Shakespeare's sonnets Random Kid: who's the author // Prentice and Cole proceed to mock him about it.
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⚐ Report//Part of the room in Logic is fooling around with candy Rose: What is wrong with this table?! Rose: Give me one of those fish. //Entire class explodes //Hari gives him a Swedish fish Rose: ah. mm. yeah. Rose: This is good.