#6728

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Oct. 6, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: Who knows? I personally know nothing about Wieners!

#3343

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May 11, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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//before an AP Dr. Campbell: Please put away all cell phones, dictionaries, unauthorized calculators... Rubik's cubes... //Everyone turns to Neel Students: Five. Four. Three. Two. One. //Neel promptly solves the cube and puts it away

#4677

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Dec. 2, 2013, 8:26 p.m.

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//Discussing topics for the Math Phys papers Schafer: Avikar? Avikar: I'm doing Noether's Theorem. Schafer: Oh, you mean 'Nother's' Theorem? Avikar: No, it's pronounced 'NUER-ter'. I looked it up. Schafer: This is Murica. It's 'Nother'. Avikar: All right... Schafer: So what's the right way to pronounce it? Avikar: 'Nother'.. Schafer: WRONG!

#11955

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June 7, 2023, 11:08 p.m.

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// Pd. 1: Senaya is wearing open toed shoes for Chem R&E Presentation Mia: *points* TOES! Senaya: Don't look...

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Dec. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Adithi: why do you blairbash everything

#359

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May 27, 2009, 6:36 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: People still say, "Hillary Clinton's a Lady Macbeth." She's the image of a bitchy, conniving woman behind the throne.

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Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there

#4323

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Nov. 21, 2012, 11:28 p.m.

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Hinkle: So back when I used to teach at this school, it was a pretty scary place. All the teachers were women, so of course they wanted me to break up the fights. So this one time, these two boys were fighting, and I tried to stop them, and somehow, my fist just *happened* to hit one of the guys in the face...The fight stopped immediately, and I got a rep pretty quickly. Later that week, I'm told I have a meeting with the principal about the fight. So, of course I'm *starts biting his nails*... I walk in, and the secretary goes, "He'll see you now." and I'm like *crosses himself* 'cause I know I'm gonna get the boot. I walk in, and he says to me, "Hinkle, nice job with the fight."

#5822

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Watching the modern representation of the "balcony scene" between Romeo and Juliet Student: What are the security guards doing!? Teacher: Staring at Juliet.

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May 15, 2023, 11:57 a.m.

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Andy: I wouldn’t know anything about pulling things, I don’t pull