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#1948

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May 23, 2010, 8:59 p.m.

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// Donaldson talking to juniors about taking the senior final Donaldson: "If you get an A on the senior final, you automatically get an A on your exam. You don't even have to take it! Alex C-G: Can we take the final anyway, just for fun? Donaldson: Yes, of course you can! ...you PERVERT.

Donaldson thinks Alex is a pervert for wanting to take an extra exam. The class agreed.

astro, donaldson, alex

#12661

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Dec. 5, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Stein: Just trust me on the arithmetic Stein: I know that's usually a risky thing to do with me but just do it

#613

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

#3002

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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Becca: Ask E what gucci mane means. I don't understand what designer has to do with horses.

#5313

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Dec. 12, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//Whitacre goes around the room asking each person how they are doing Whitacre: *Points at Ben Holland* How are you? Ben Holland: I think that you're doing this as some sort of teaching lesson. Like, you don't normally do this. At the end of this, you're probably going to be like "Well, you all thought about yourselves first, but the BUDDHISTS would have thought about their surroundings, the people around them, etc." Whitacre: You take this class way to seriously...*Goes onto next person*

#10072

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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Talking about Newton's law of Cooling Schwartz: Give me a food that is best served hot. Student: Charcoal! Schwartz: Sure, let's go with charcoal! (whispers) Don't actually eat charcoal. Schwartz: So, when I am making my charcoal snack, I like to bake it at 425 degrees, for about 5 hours. Schwartz: Then, I would like to travel to the surface of the sun, so it doesn't cool down and get unappetizing. Schwartz: Food of champions? Don't eat charcoal Schwartz: Now, give me a food that is best eaten cold. Class: Snow! Schwartz: My favorite way to make snow is to screw up my freezer so it frosts over so I can chip it off the walls of my freezer and I am free to eat it. Schwartz: I like taking my freezer to Norway, that way when I remove the snow, it starts cooling down even more. Schwartz: Because it's Norway and I'm assuming it's colder than freezing. Schwartz: So we can solve global warming by cooking our charcoal on it. Isn't math wonderful? Schwartz: Don't eat charcoal.

#11539

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Feb. 9, 2023, 10:49 a.m.

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//Introduction to the Cha-a-a-art in PD4 Stats. It's usually two pages. Stein: I was helping this kid study for the IB test and in Europe, they only give one page. Stein: Theres a reason Europe is in decline and the US is not.

"We're Americans. We like more. We like to take things."

stat, stein

#7241

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Feb. 17, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

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Mr. Street is lecturing about Simple Machines. Mr. Street: "And what's another one?" Mr. Kaluta, trying to give a hint: "What do you use to kill a vampire?" Nicole: "Garlic?"

#12441

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: what should these two be? Doris: car and tesla Someone: no, do car and truck Sahu: i should do drugs?

#7365

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April 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz yelling math across the hall. Bosse: I’m learning so much math now! How does he have so much energy? Reynald: He’s young.