#9670

2020

Dec. 21, 2021, 11:12 a.m.

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Rose: The sun is low in the sky, we need to pray (with an asterisk, ironically, so I don't get in trouble) to the sun so that it doesn't go away!

#7727

2729

Nov. 13, 2018, 1:27 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry, period 4 Hart: What if there's an active shooter and a fire at the same time? Joseph: Tell the teacher.

#3550

55

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Schafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.

#4299

2325

Nov. 12, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

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Clay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?

#9599

99

Dec. 11, 2021, 12:19 p.m.

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Kirk: You gotta do it right, or you're gonna get it wrong. Kirk, a second later: That is the stupidest sentence I have ever said.

#11799

1414

May 1, 2023, 8:33 p.m.

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Rose: "I'm an ipad girl now!"

#4153

2527

May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#8506

923

Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#8418

3131

Dec. 10, 2019, 9:37 a.m.

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Sloe: I'm sexually attracted to anyone who smells like cucumber.

#1181

1517

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?