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Dec. 6, 2023, 8:22 a.m.

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O'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!

#11449

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Jan. 20, 2023, 1 p.m.

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//Finishing Exploravision! Sean: Why did you name our presentation "that's insane"? Jerry Song: I didn't do that. I think that's the default name that Google Presentations gives it.

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March 24, 2017, 2:23 p.m.

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Cirincione: I don’t know where I can trade kidnapped kids for drugs. Daniel: West Virginia.

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June 6, 2022, 3 p.m.

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Rao: It's not as if Luke is gonna wake up one day and be able to control goats. Rao: I'm sure it would be a great story though.

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Nov. 4, 2022, 10:34 a.m.

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Moose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong

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May 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m.

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Nils: If you can't see it, you probably know what it says.

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June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: you are a wild man and you should calm down and be more normal.

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Jan. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: AP World is like, learn nothing about everything.

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Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.