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⚐ ReportStudent: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!
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⚐ Report//talking about March madness brackets Stein: The Mad Ballers' model-picking strategy worked pretty well for them. They didn't win, though. Dallas: They still did better than us. Stein: Yeah, well I think the little chihuahua who lives next door to me could have done better than you.
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⚐ Report//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?
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⚐ Report//Pd 8 AP World Whitacre: Katherine the Great was accused of having strange…sexual tendencies. Some four legged accusations, like horses. Tyler: Woah! Whitacre: Is that enough for you? Tyler: Yeah. Whitacre: So she had this giant mechanical contraption that would lift it up and place it on her. Sack of oats?
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⚐ Report// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.
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⚐ Report// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.
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⚐ ReportEthan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure
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⚐ ReportBosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?