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⚐ ReportHammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot
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⚐ ReportElliott: You know that trip, they pay for Jews to go to Israel for ten days? Elliott: I applied for that, even though I'm not Jewish Elliott: I got rejected
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⚐ Report// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?
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⚐ Report// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.
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⚐ Report// French Period 4, talking about French movies Kanza: Trois hommes et un couffin. Can you think of an old American movie that that could be? Student: Three men and a coffin? Kanza: No, no, not a coffin. Three men and a... Other student: A baby? Kanza: Yes. Three men and a baby. Yet another student: Jesus?
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.
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⚐ Report//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!
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⚐ Report//Explaining peeking with Stacks in Java Sahu: We're just window shopping here, guys. I see that beautiful wedding dress in the window, but I'm not ready to commit to all that! I don't have that type of... monetary resources Sahu: Or a significant other Sahu: I'm just looking, I'm just looking!