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Sept. 3, 2023, 7 p.m.

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Hadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan

#12300

1919

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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sahu: after becoming a high school teacher, i've become, like 20% more emo.

#10776

22

Sept. 8, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Burnell: What's more valuable, a spear tip, or a pot? Burnell: Pot, not pot.

#2404

99

Oct. 23, 2010, 2:58 p.m.

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Pham: Guy, you need to be hurry up, look at the clock! ...okay, clock dead, don't worry about it.

#8440

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#7411

55

April 16, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//Arsene's phone makes an alarm sound. Arsene: There's a flash flood warning. Whitacre: You're not doing your work! Grade warning! Grade warning!

#13367

1212

May 9, 2024, 11:44 a.m.

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Smolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.

#5511

426

June 5, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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//In English 9 class, learning about commonly confused words. Mr. Clay, jokingly, to the primarily magnet class: Can anyone explain the difference between angel and angle? Rahul: I know I'm not an angel because I'm always right.

#2386

1212

Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.

#2977

810

Feb. 23, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.