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⚐ ReportStreet: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.
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⚐ Report// SRP p8 is getting loud Bosse: It sounds too loud for you guys to be productive. Bosse: Sameer, is that a game? Sameer: No! It just happened to already be open!
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⚐ Report//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.
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⚐ ReportJason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason
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⚐ ReportFillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!
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⚐ Report// Heating up BaSO4 precipitate in achem Jerry Song: It's turning from black to white. Andy: So just like Michael Jackson.
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⚐ ReportAhrens: I love new babies Ahrens: They're the best Ahrens: I don't want to have any more babies Ahrens: But I like other people having babies
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⚐ ReportLodal: when i hear "breeding reactor" it doesn't sound like a good thing Lodal: it sounds like a human rights violation thing.