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⚐ Report//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O
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⚐ Reportpov rose teaching: "just do it, via thinking" "if you just sit there an observe it, you might realize that..." *pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "if you're like good at math or something, you might notice..." *again pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "and then it's just fifth grade algebra" "and this is the part where you go OHHHHHH come on say it OHHHH" "because this is kinda just like a duh math fact" "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" seconds before the bell rings: "OKAYCOMEON30MORESECONDSLETSFINISHTHISPROBLEMCOMEONWECANDOITDONTPACKUPDONTPACKUP"
#883
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⚐ ReportMs. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.
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⚐ Report//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!
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⚐ Report// Raphael and Arlo in San Francisco during spring break, discussing Lisp implementations Arlo: Armed Bear Common Lisp works on the JVM, like Clojure, but it's compliant with the Common Lisp standard. Raphael: Armed Bear? // Raphael points to California flag behind him (it has a picture of a bear on it) Raphael: Like that? Arlo: Imagine that thing holding an AR-15.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!
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⚐ ReportHui: One time I had to drive all the way to Florida. Andy: Florida Man returns to his natural habitat.