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Dec. 13, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein(to Carlos): Sameer what's your last name? Carlos: Lopez.

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121

Feb. 14, 2019, 10:24 a.m.

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Pham: You can either play with electron or nucleus. Which one is easier? Class: electron Debkanya: but playing with the nucleus is more fun

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Oct. 27, 2022, 3 p.m.

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// Someone wrote the “??? Profit” meme Schwartz: Someone forgot the question marks. Schwartz: You’re not supposed to know where profit comes from!

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1010

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

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Oct. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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“9/11 jokes have been chill since like 2007.” -Michael Zenick

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4648

March 11, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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Sloe: What can activate this protein? Rohit: (mumbles) Gamma rays Sloe: Gammarase? Never heard of that enzyme.

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March 13, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Glenn: My high school was 8th grade through 12th grade Glenn: So the 8th graders were sub-freshmen so they were "subbies" Sai: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT

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15

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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Emma "Anderson Cooper's middle name is Hayes." Ellie: "His middle name is AIDs?!?"

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Jan. 30, 2024, 7:50 a.m.

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//Chemistry attendance on the first day, faces and names already memorized// "You don't track as a Kalliope but I've never taught one before so..." - Lodal "Thank...? No, no" - Kalliope

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99

May 3, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Schafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.