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Jan. 19, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Karen: What? I was supposed to be Jeremy Lin’s wife.

#6629

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Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me

#6751

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Oct. 10, 2017, 8:08 p.m.

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Student: Can I have A Bandaid? Street: Do you have any money? Student: My mother's tax dollars. Street: Touche.

#5820

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Feb. 21, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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Shadows in Phamistry... Pham: Where you planning to go? Shadows: RM! Pham: Oooh, just don't complain if you get into MIT, Stanford. -------------- Next Day... Pham: Who the one that chaperone the four shadow, yesterday? Grace: Me! Pham: Did you convince them to come here? Grace: No, they just came here to skip class. Pham: What?! You fail my class!

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Jan. 30, 2013, 1:11 a.m.

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Klein: So this guy was obviously pretty smart. He knew to hide money in his butt so he could bribe people. Although I'm not sure I would want to be bribed with butt money...

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Nov. 20, 2015, 3:49 p.m.

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//Taking a mini-quiz in R&E. Naveen raises his hand, and Mr. Street walks over to him. Naveen: What's a 'transit'? Street: Good question. (walks away)

#2467

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Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

#2733

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Teacher: Julie Zhu. She's an amazing artist. She's one of those people that, if I were 22, I'd be in a lot of trouble.

#6422

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May 9, 2017, 8:24 a.m.

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//Day after the AP Physics C exam Aditi S: I wasn't going to come to school today but I figured I'd come just to humor Mr. Schafer.

#12903

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Jan. 26, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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Hart: You know what would be a great idea in a hot room? Bringing in an oven.