#7327

88

March 15, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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Student: Why do you have a "book face" sticker on your laptop? Mr. Gonzalez: It's a facebook sticker that I.. rearranged

#8682

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Oct. 23, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.

#13118

77

Feb. 22, 2024, 12:24 p.m.

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Justin Rosentover: DC Urban Moms and Dads is just 4chan for parents

#1491

77

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Teacher in hallway: Gentlemen, please take your hats off! // students walk away without acknowledging Teacher: I said please! DON'T MAKE ME GET BUCK WILD!

#11521

77

Feb. 7, 2023, 10:27 a.m.

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O’Donovan: I do chemistry as I cook. O’Donovan: If it doesn’t work, dump more!

#1218

48

Dec. 19, 2009, 9:11 a.m.

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//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions

#9019

814

Feb. 19, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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Student 1: My grandmother was born in Nebraska! Student 2: Well, I'm sorry for your loss.

#2236

2626

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#11657

88

March 9, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Rose: man, I should be like a teacher or something

#9158

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June 3, 2021, 8:06 a.m.

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//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.