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#3885

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Jan. 10, 2012, 4:59 p.m.

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// Mr. Grossman is showing the class depression era songs Student:  My dad used to sing "This land is your land" to me when I was little! Grossman: I would never sing such communist garbage to my kids. // Later... Grossman: If it was really a communist song it go more like this: (roughly to the tune of "this land is your land") There's the government! Lets grab our guns and shoot the people... (trails off)

#13084

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Feb. 16, 2024, 9:50 a.m.

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Will: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.

#10283

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March 16, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce

#10221

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March 9, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

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Sahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!

#9755

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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//In pchem debating whether cars are meant to get you from point a to b. Andrew: Have you ever driven a stick shift? Srihari: Yeah, I'm decent at it. I've never driven a manual though.

#9117

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April 23, 2021, 9:12 a.m.

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//Charlotte is showing a video of bees she took Charlotte: That looks like some kinky bee sex, but they don't do that!

#9616

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Dec. 14, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.

#11577

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Feb. 15, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”

Johnny was the one who came up with the fake summary //mod note: we were challenged to summarise and comment on the significance of "great" movies, many of which we did not know about

chikara, anderson, lang

#12829

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:44 p.m.

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// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.

#9209

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Oct. 12, 2021, 6:23 p.m.

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Lodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.