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Feb. 3, 2012, 2:23 p.m.

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// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix! Class: LOL Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

#6039

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Sept. 23, 2016, 5:24 p.m.

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//Discussing types of saws in R&E Student: Which one is bigger, compass or keyhole? Street: ...yes

#6337

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March 23, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

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//Clay Honors 12, discussing Catch-22 Mr. Clay: Heller is really trying to say something in this book about the government and competence. Aarfy is a navigator who keeps on getting lost. Scheisskopff becomes a general just because he leads parades. And Major Major is promoted just because of a joke an IBM machine plays. Everyone is unbelievably incompetent. ... Mr. Clay: I don't want to get political.

#5636

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Nov. 11, 2015, 7:05 p.m.

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Jeremy: It's easy to prove that the Police will never catch the Pirate. Just have Daniel Zhu play as the Police, and if he can't beat you within 5 moves, then it's impossible to win as the Police.

#10035

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Feb. 19, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

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// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!

#2870

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Feb. 4, 2011, 7:37 a.m.

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//Lev jokingly blammos Khoa and Rafa; both are holding spoons. Khoa: But we're spooning!

#1008

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Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!

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April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#6014

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

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//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D

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Oct. 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"