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#10152

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March 4, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy

#13151

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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

ok sure // mod note: you should talk to Glenn about her sister's hoarding habits

mom, test, dna, glenn, biology

#9921

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Feb. 7, 2022, 7:39 a.m.

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Sudhish: You should join the Blairhacks tournament. Johnny: What will I have to do? Sudhish: Play in our League of Legends Tournament.

#5647

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Nov. 18, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation

According to Schafer, Guang looks "squirrelly" which on thesaurus.com is a close synonym of "idiotic"

schafer, guang

#11199

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Nov. 18, 2022, 11:55 a.m.

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//Robotics Raun: I went to Farmland Elementary for a year in third grade. Travis: Is that some sort of agricultural school?

#2265

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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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Polina: Tennis balls aren't green! (Pause) Polina: Wait, they are.

#1606

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March 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m.

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Dr. Simel (showing us a powerpoint on Romeo and Juliet): This is Verona, Italy. (setting of play) Ian (new student): It's fair (refrense to line in prolouge we had just read) [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Oh, we're going to have fun in this class [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Not that kind of fun! But we are going to talk about loins in a second.

It was the first day of reading Romeo and Juliet. Lines from prolouge refrenced: "In fair Verona, where we lay our scene..." and "From the fatal louns of these two foes..."

simel

#4384

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Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.

#4189

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Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#11097

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Nov. 2, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.