#4585

610

Sept. 19, 2013, 7:11 p.m.

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At Physics Team, doing dimensional analyis Mike: By the way, what does atan(1 meter) equal? \\Various people are confused, come up with answers Mike: It equals 'You're a moron, atan only takes dimensionless quantities'.

#4012

88

March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

#5703

1111

Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#1271

00

Jan. 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m.

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Selman: Don't play with my eggs. I'm 36 and they're not coming back.

#8576

8082

April 7, 2020, 11:42 a.m.

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//last day of school before corona break Rose: I do not have a plan. I have a meta-plan, and that is to come up with a plan soon.

#2141

46

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:37 p.m.

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Freeman: So Michael Phelps is out there, stealing the countryside blind (dives)

#1362

66

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#3578

1420

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#8075

3236

April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!