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Oct. 22, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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Ethan: I love socks Ethan: They prevent my feet from getting all grubby-wubby. Ethan: I'm putting my socks in the window. Ethan: I'm drawing shapes in the dust in the window sill. Ethan: Yea, socks are great.

#4544

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May 30, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

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Katherine Angier: I'm mature //Proceeds to hit Hannah Tsai on the head with notebook Katherine Angier: Eeekkk!!

#11116

66

Nov. 9, 2022, 9:54 a.m.

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Mogge: Does anyone have debt? Mogge: I have debt... Mogge: I bought some stuff...

#807

33

Nov. 4, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.

#758

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Oct. 27, 2009, 4:09 p.m.

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Piper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.

#5828

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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

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// Talking about senior research project papers to the freshmen Pham: You gonna go through the reams of paper! You gonna go through toner after toner for your inkjet printer!

#2954

-11

Feb. 19, 2011, 12:43 a.m.

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//discussing WWII paper rough drafts Stephens: So if your paper says "reinvent the wheel," then your paper is all screwed up.

#9125

1517

April 28, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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Lidz: You know what they say about dead women Lidz: All their stuff is free

#354

33

May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Ms. Piper: I never know how far to go on the first day.

#11895

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May 24, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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//after ripping a hot dog in half Ziyad: This hot dog is not real.