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Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

#13114

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ethan Hua: Hyundai hentai? Ethan: Car Sex? Ethan: show me that car sex.

#9869

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Duval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.

#4298

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Nov. 12, 2012, 2:34 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: (talking about donating blood) Be sure to always give 100%.

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Nov. 29, 2023, 11 a.m.

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Lodal: what would you call this Julian: tetrahedranal planar? Lodal: No! it is not a plane! Julian: tetrahedranal spasar?

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Sept. 18, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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Glenn: Rabies vaccine can be very unpleasant. You can get it in the stomach, thigh, and butt. Yongle: I'll take it from the butt.

#13058

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Feb. 14, 2024, 1:06 p.m.

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James: Vegetables are not necessary!

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Feb. 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, unfortunately Eevee evolutions are not physical changes.

#6459

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May 20, 2017, 2:39 a.m.

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Haddad: Can you pass me a, uh... whatever a pillow's called? Haddad: Wow I deserve a concussion.

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June 18, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//Pd. 9 POE, last day of school //Wensen is being a butt //sforzando Telon: Wensen, STOP IT! Ryan: Holy crap what did you do Wensen? I've never seen Telon this mad. Ryan: Whatever it was, do it again!