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Nov. 10, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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James: can we put on infoflow Lodal: no. James: isn't that against school rules Lodal: wanna know another school rule? Lodal: I want you to be as miserable as possible Lodal: you know where that school rule comes from? James: no. Lodal: me. I'm part of the school.

#10753

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Sept. 2, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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Schwartz: At time t = 3/2, we have destroyed the earth! Schwartz: Hooray!

#12071

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Sept. 7, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.

#7178

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.

#263

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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I hate you Gilad ~Mr. Rose quietly under his breath

#1074

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:28 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?

#1600

1111

March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.

#6410

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May 5, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//Trying to pronounce "de Broglie" in math phys //Some things are spelled phonetically Jesse: I think it's de BRO-glee. Sam: I've also heard de BROY-lee and de BROY. Jesse: De BROY? Where's the G? Sam: It's French. French has a lot of silent letters. Anna: De BROY...like Detroy? Richard: What's Detroy? Anna: You know, the city. Jesse: Do you mean Detroit? Anna: Yeah, but the T is silent, isn't it? Everyone: No... Anna: I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time? Several people: Yes. Anna: But...in that Journey song...they say Detroy! It rhymes with "boy"! Sam: No. Just...no.

#9217

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Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice

#5225

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Oct. 18, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

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Student: Were the Han the same as the Huns? Mogge: No, they were a different group from Central Asia...do you know what you have to do with the Huns? //silence as everyone looks at each other Mogge: You have to get down to business.