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#6467

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May 23, 2017, 1:17 a.m.

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Rose: Cheating is a moral judgment that only God can make. What we DO have, though, are violations of testing procedures.

Discussing the biggest scandal of his teaching career

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#12432

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Oct. 31, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that sigma balls means the same thing as some of deez nuts?

#10065

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Feb. 23, 2022, 11:58 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 diffeq video Schwartz: Maybe I have 14 grams of ... rabbit. Schwartz: That's not a good thing to be using, but man, I'm in crazy math world.

#12899

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Jan. 26, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Stein: What does that mean, ā€œI’m seven dollar bougie?ā€

#9001

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Feb. 16, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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Lodal: Chaos is a good force in the world. // later Lodal: I just hope there's a little bit of chaos that's thrown into the world because of this.

#537

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Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#12129

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#6990

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Nov. 30, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

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//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?

#5189

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Sept. 18, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

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//French class, classes of 2017 and 2016 children talking *Arnold shows up* Sambuddha: Hey, look who is AMONG us! Jamie V: Arnold is AMONG us! Arnold: No, I give that joke a rating of 0. Ben J: I think it deserves a rating of 10. Kusal: Yeah, it's AMONG the best!

#9873

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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Johnny: can you see that? It's shrinking Andy: it would shrink faster if I put it in my mouth.