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⚐ Report//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!
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⚐ Report//Whitacre talking to Fausto. Fausto has a copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on his desk. Whitacre: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: perhaps an autobiography.
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⚐ Report//students are conversing; someone uses the word 'gay' Hinkle: Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, you realize that we're not allowed to say gay anymore, right? Aubrey: But you can say Lucas is definitely a faggot. [Several pens fly across the room] Hinkle: Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Let me just say, there's a little too much male bonding going on right now. A little too much of the big T. Students: Big T? Student 1: Touching? Student 2: Twilight? Hinkle: Testosterone!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.
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⚐ Report// Stein explains his experience with crossword puzzle competitions Stein: That's why I don't like it when people turn tests in early. *All eyes turn on Jerry Song*
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⚐ Report//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!
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⚐ ReportStephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too