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#10003

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Feb. 16, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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// Lit circle discussions, Mark didn't do his hw Mark: Screw you! I'll pull things out of my ass right now!

#2494

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Nov. 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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Pham: Robert is not here? Okay, too bad. We keep going and then he cry about it.

#1689

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March 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m.

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Blitz: Does anyone know where we grow rice in this country? Students: China!

#8346

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#705

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*

#10974

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Oct. 13, 2022, noon

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O’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!

#5187

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Sept. 17, 2014, 11:35 p.m.

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\\On email Haena: Guys are just too friggin' distracting. ESPECIALLY when you're trying to solve a REALLY HARD math problem.

#10441

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April 19, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Duval: who wants a free impaled mantid??? *Students start rushing over*

Ento changes people, for better or for worse

ento, duval

#11132

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Nov. 10, 2022, 6:36 p.m.

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//Schwartz teaching group theory and abstract algebra Schwartz: Ideally, I would have a plan for where to go from here Schwartz: but I'm just talking about things because they're cool, and we'll get to them whenever we get to them.

#10445

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April 20, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rao: They're better when they're weird.

Talking about short stories

rao