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⚐ ReportRose: *writing a propositional logic expression on the board* "If you do the dishes, I'll give you polyhedra". Not unlike discussions happening at my house.
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⚐ Report// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So if you're in a brothel and they don't speak a word of English, it's a dead giveaway.
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⚐ Report//Discussing topics for the Math Phys papers Schafer: Avikar? Avikar: I'm doing Noether's Theorem. Schafer: Oh, you mean 'Nother's' Theorem? Avikar: No, it's pronounced 'NUER-ter'. I looked it up. Schafer: This is Murica. It's 'Nother'. Avikar: All right... Schafer: So what's the right way to pronounce it? Avikar: 'Nother'.. Schafer: WRONG!
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⚐ ReportJosh H: You know, recently I've been trying to learn how to get better sleep. Josh H: I'm up at like 3 AM reading all these articles.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.
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⚐ ReportFillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!
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⚐ ReportGiles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.
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⚐ ReportBob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.