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#6862

2020

Oct. 27, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.

#7248

2020

Feb. 20, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!

#9748

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Jan. 13, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Lodal: I see that you guys in the back, Andy, Jerry, your pictures aren't updated. Lodal: Did you guys bribe them to not put your pictures in there? Jsong: Yes. Lodal: That's money well spent!

#11175

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Nov. 16, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Nicole: there are five watches in the world and this is one of them

#7765

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.

#1977

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June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.

#1619

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March 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m.

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//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.

#1058

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"

#12987

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Feb. 6, 2024, 11:35 a.m.

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Jason Yao: It said dog cum

#11700

55

March 20, 2023, 9:29 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Making buffers? More like grinding at the gym.