Random Quotes
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⚐ Report//tennis people Student 1: Are we meeting at the courts? Student 1: ...it's snowing Student 2: Oh no Student 1: Oh yes
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
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⚐ Report//computer team, Ashu was probably being annoying Scott:...and the computer redirects it to the appropriate program, which for him (points at Ashu) is Internet Explorer and for the rest of us it's Firefox.
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⚐ Report// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.
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⚐ Report//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...
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⚐ Report//Duval's son has been asking about communism Duval: Coltin, explain to him the communist manifesto. Coltin: Why? What did I do?
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⚐ Report//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!
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⚐ Report//In Logic; Rose is typing topics for a quiz into Word //Rose types "Ultraparallel" Raanan: Ultraparallel is not a word, Word gave it a red underline squiggly! Rose: Look, your name isn't a word either! //Types Raanan which is then given a red underline squiggly
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⚐ ReportPd 8 ADSB, talking about Big O notation Sahu: He said, fuck you, you're just a computer theorist