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#12930

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding

#4102

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April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#7292

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March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*

#6432

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May 11, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

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Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~

#10010

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Feb. 17, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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Roberts: I'm going to turn on Infoflow, but first we need to stop the Turkish Marching.

#3380

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May 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

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//right after jazz band, where Allison has been complaining about how ugly her hat is Allison: Ms. Roberts, you know what's the ugliest thing in the world? Roberts: Your FACE? Students: -shocked laughter- Roberts: Did I just say that? Wow. It's only funny 'cause *I* said it.

It really is only funny because she said it... never heard that come out of a teacher's mouth, let alone MRob's...

roberts, jazz, band, face, hat, ugly, mrob

#10514

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April 28, 2022, 3:38 p.m.

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//Playing Jenga in Rose Rose: Wait, are you taking off blocks from the top? Aneesh: What!?!??? Rose: I guess I never stated rules…

#707

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.

#8852

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Dec. 22, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Street: I *know* that you're looking forward to doing more work for my class Street: Because it's exciting and enlightening and stuff Street: So I thought I would accommodate those wishes ...

#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*