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#2520

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Nov. 11, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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Abdul-Rahim: For auditions, you can talk to that social studies teacher. Um. Grey hair. What's his name? Student: Vlasits Abdul-Rahim: Mr. Glasses? Like these? Student: No. Mr. VLASITS Abdul-Rahim: Molasses? ? Student: Vlasits. Like the pickle. Abdul-Rahim: Oh. Vlasits. Okay.

#3806

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Nov. 28, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Fowler writes the answer choices to the warmup The board reads:  A) 81  B) 90  C) 243  4) 270 Class: A, B, C, 4?!

#11275

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Dec. 6, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?

#13404

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."

P1 Pchem. Beginning of the year, O'Donovan is going over the safety test, and is explaining why "tell the teacher and let them handle it" is such a common theme.

pchem, odonovan

#4060

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March 23, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

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M-E: I turn Asian in the sun! Tony: Yes, you are officially Asian!!

#12792

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#11225

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Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#13691

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Dec. 5, 2025, 9:21 a.m.

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Akshay: I'm the Freshman devourer

#11157

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.

#6796

2020

Oct. 18, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

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//Timmy always messes with the strap of his goggles Street: This child is really dumb. I don't care how much math he knows, he can't find a pair of goggles with a strap.