#4456

44

Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

#11184

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: We had problems [in single-variable optimisation] in which we built fences for animals we could farm. Schwartz: What is an animal we can farm? Student: Pigs Schwartz: All of my classes first thought of pigs. That's boring. Schwartz: We could have chosen chinchillas, but I guess I'm a pig farmer. Schwartz: I could have farmed velociraptors.

#7682

1212

Oct. 29, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.

#782

99

Oct. 29, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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//Prashan reading an Excel help screen Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHH Annie: Did you make the OHHH face? Prashan: Oh right. //Making weird faces Annie and Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHHH //Piper walks by Piper: You guys are weird.

#8853

2020

Dec. 22, 2020, 2:17 p.m.

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Street: So let's talk about outliers. The term is thrown around a lot, but I'm not sure you know what it means. Street: Here's an example: OJ Simpson, before he fell from grace, was an outstanding running back. Street: Of course, now he's still an outlier, just a different kind of outlier.

#1027

4044

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#5262

1212

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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//learning about series in precalc c Rose: Okay guys it's time to put on your careful glasses //class just stares Rose: Okay fine. Careful hat? Careful tie? How about careful socks?

#902

8288

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!

#9539

816

Dec. 7, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// Talking about how Antony was asking to conspirators to kill him in Julius Caesar Rao: So I guess he was taking a *stab at it* *Entire class laughs* Rao: I didn't even say that on purpose.

#9432

28

Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.