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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.

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Oct. 25, 2023, 8:12 a.m.

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apush pd1 Rathmell: They thought kings were bad, which is true Rathmell: Which can be true

#10701

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June 15, 2022, 8:54 a.m.

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// Kirk took the functions kids out to the track for an experiment Kirk: The answers were wildy inaccurate. Schwartz: Good. As science should be!

#7406

1212

April 13, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Horne: I don't know your personal situations. Horne: Some of you are probably filthy rich, in which case I am willing to adjust your grades for the proper amount of money.

#3473

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July 8, 2011, 8:59 p.m.

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//Eating lunch in the courtyard after SeaPerch AP Physics/Marine Bio trip. Michael Anderson: No! That's illegal! Alla Avakova: It's not illegal! You're providing a service and you're getting paid for it!

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Nov. 14, 2016, 9:12 a.m.

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Richard: Hey Rohan look at this, it's pretty funny. Rohan (without looking): hahaha that is funny.

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Nov. 17, 2016, 11:07 p.m.

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// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

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Jan. 31, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Pham: One foot is twelve meters! Class: ??? Pham: What?

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2830

Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.