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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:41 a.m.

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//In the middle of class, when we were talking about optimal paths Pham: So you go for hike in Rocky Mountain, and you think you fine. Then you hit wood, and you see only tree! You look back, more tree! You look around, nothing but tree! And then you realize that you lost in middle of wood!

#13700

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Dec. 16, 2025, 4:41 p.m.

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Mitchell: Do you want me to get rid of all the blacks?

#2544

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#11591

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Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Anderson: You'll see some handwriting, which I would criticise as sloppy, but, honestly, it's better than mine.

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Jan. 5, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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rose: i love you guys

#1745

55

April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#5844

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March 7, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

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//During 1st period, there is a loud fire siren outside Student: OK, I think we're going to be doing the Pham lab today too.

#9962

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Feb. 10, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!

#12132

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Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.

#6128

55

Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.