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⚐ Report// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!
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⚐ ReportVickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”
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⚐ ReportRivkah (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(
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⚐ Report//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes Alan: You just killed my childhood. //Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan
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⚐ Report//A practice problem requires students to add three-digit numbers Hinkle: This is, gentlemen and ladies -- I'm sorry to say -- this is where some of that mathematician stuff comes in.
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.