Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.
//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.
//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!
Cuadrado: We'll get started pretty soon, this computer is just taking forever to start up! This is America, I thought computers were fast!
Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!
//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!
Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides
//Hibachi fire goes up Avery: Oh look, my future
Wei-Hwa: In mathematics, you can't do experiments. I kept on adding two and three... Piper: And on days ending in "y," I got five.
//On the bus on 'ugly sweater' day Naeem: So this morning I tried on my sister's sweater but it was tight around the waist and the shoulders and baggy at the arms; how do you girls wear such a thing? Soctia: You're just not busty. Naeem: Did you just call me buff?