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⚐ Report//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing
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⚐ ReportPham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.
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⚐ Report//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside
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⚐ ReportRichard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: How many kids do we have? *counts* 18 Jacob: No!!! But Mikey's leaving tomorrow.
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⚐ Report//ESS Presentations Lixing: The researchers in Biosphere 2 actually weren't able to make enough food, and they reported starvation for the first year or so. Lixing: I had to skip breakfast to make these slides, so I'm actually living the authentic Biospherian experience.
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⚐ Report[talking about Jurgis in The Jungle, and why he can easily get a job] Ms. Conley: "Because he's..." Alex C.: "He's young." Ms. Conley: "Right, he's young." Alex C.: "He's strong." Ms. Conley: "Yep, he's strong." Alex C.: "And he's hot." Ms. Conley: "And...thanks Alex." Ms. Levesque: "Actually, in the video clip, he is hot."