Random Quotes
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⚐ Report//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!
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⚐ ReportMartinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.
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⚐ ReportMr.Anderson: When I was younger, I lived in Spain learning Spanish for a couple of years. There was a woman who taught me how to juggle. Student: Ooooh Mr.Anderson: ...no that wasn't a metaphor, there was a woman literally teaching me how to juggle.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.
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⚐ Report//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"
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⚐ ReportGibb, looking over Ace's shoulder as they play protobowl: this is the most random stuff I have ever seen. Gibb: I love it.
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⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.
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⚐ Report//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!
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⚐ ReportOstrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends. You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in