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#963

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Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!

#10460

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April 21, 2022, 10:06 p.m.

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rose trying to get us back on task: "foot on the gas foot on the gas we don't stop EVERRR till we are DEAD!"

#327

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May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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Monica: "That's basically what I had!" Mr. Rose: "Basically, but you were wrong."

#13450

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Sept. 12, 2024, 8:30 a.m.

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Gazfang: An apple a day keeps the doctor... Gazfang: Wait apple and doctor don't rhyme

#9542

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Dec. 7, 2021, 10:38 p.m.

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//p1 Physical Chem Caleb: Союз нерушимый республик . . . (singing soviet anthem) O'Donovan: Do you have any idea how many bad memories you just stirred up?

#10652

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June 6, 2022, 2:32 p.m.

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//Pd.8 Analysis 1B Mr. Rose is teaching while Angelina is writing in her notebook, he walks over to her after giving us problems to do. Rose: "Stop drawing weird anime girls."

#7942

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Feb. 14, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: So last class Daniel Zhu explained this proof to me, which turns out to be really easy, but I didn't quite get it because I'm smallbrain.

#7261

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Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#4186

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Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!

#6799

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Oct. 18, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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Street: So are the right-hand aviation snips red or green? Student: Uh.... I don't know... Street: Come on. Pick one. Student: Right is ... a color. //Street sighs Street: Okay, good. You sound like Trump.