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⚐ ReportCrystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...
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⚐ Report//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you
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⚐ ReportRichard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!
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⚐ Report//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...
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⚐ ReportStein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*
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⚐ ReportRose: All of the stuff in this chapter is pretty much easy, except it's not, because I made it all super hard.