#13634

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Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#6394

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April 25, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

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Kaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!

#6116

88

Dec. 6, 2016, 10:07 p.m.

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//quiz bowl practice Mr. Hammond: Did you just dap?

#8287

311

Sept. 16, 2019, 11:06 a.m.

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Overheard at lunch in Kaluta's room: "How are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?!?"

#3084

2525

March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.

#11755

08

April 17, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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River Qiu: Your mother was there when they signed the fucking Constitution.

#11676

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March 14, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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//PD4 Stat Stein: I’ve hung out with middle school boys before Stein: [A girl] smiles at them and they count that as sexually active

#9210

88

Oct. 14, 2021, 7:42 a.m.

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David: *drinks from the school water fountain* David: it's a very acidic taste, it's actually very good David: like lemonade mixed with battery acid... and lead

#10707

88

June 15, 2022, 7:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.

#4238

68

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."