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#10743

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Aug. 31, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: I’m a Scorpio, I won’t tell your secrets!

#2132

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Freeman: Whats the swedish word for six Thomas: Sex Freeman: Correct. (continues lesson)

Asking student's about their skills, Thomas replies that he speaks swedish

freeman

#9851

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Jan. 27, 2022, 10:12 p.m.

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Sahu: So, I am a doomsday prepper, so I need enough bottled water to last until ... the end of the universe.

apparently you can get all that bottled water in O(1) time complexity

aoa, algorithms, sahu

#10443

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April 20, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: I was around some babies---in a normal way! Don't look at me like that!

#1377

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Jan. 20, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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//in the middle of a cell phys exam Lisa: If you go AA then get a C on the exam, is that an A or a B? Bosse: I don't know. Class: A! Lisa: Good.

#2887

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Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#6419

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May 8, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 //Schwartz gives Telon duct tape Paul: rule one of wallops: if a student asks for duct tape, you ask what for.

#12657

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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mr wilson: pretty boy genius dr howard

#4643

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Nov. 6, 2013, 2:43 a.m.

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Joel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.

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Aug. 30, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.