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⚐ Report//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!
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⚐ Report//talking about Alan Shepard and moon landing in US History Angelina: Isn't the moon and space the same thing?
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⚐ Report//PARCC assessment season //The late bell rings for Pd. 5, and Sra. Cuadrado struts into the room, smiling almost deliriously Sra. Cuadrado: "Why HELLO my dear period 5, we meet again! It's been so LONG since I've seen you!" Various students: "...Sí, Sra. Cuadrado" Sra. Cuadrado: (laughs) "Ok, enough of that. I've been seeing you far too much recently."
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⚐ Report//during sports stat while walking around Stein: Me no need regresssion line! Busting heads will do just fine! Me like hockey! ME LIKE HOCKEY! ME LIKE HOCKEY! (whistles)
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⚐ Report// Collection of what Smolen said during MCYO K! rehearsal "Let's go to letter K, K for Canada!" "We are sort of gaslighting ourselves here and I know this isn't healthy, but we have to do it." "You guys are young and happy, you don't have to pay taxes yet!"
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⚐ Report//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.
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⚐ Report//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.