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#9819

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Jan. 25, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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rose: "if you find yourself on a deserted island and want to find the area of a circle... wait actually... wait no that's bad i take it back. if you're interested in finding the area of a circle-"

#9863

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Jan. 30, 2022, 10:16 p.m.

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Caleb: I like blood more.

#4464

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March 4, 2013, 5:05 p.m.

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//Cathy doesn't have any lunch and Brian Ko has been digging through his lunch box for spare food. In the process, he takes out a couple condiment packets. Brian: Sorry, I don't have any food for you... //Bendeguz walks over and picks up a condiment packet Bendeguz: It's okay, just have this packet of soy sauce. Cathy: That's ketchup...

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

-Ben is bad at throwing umbrella pieces -Ben also explained it was very hard to get the umbrella's shaft back in the hole after it broke

umbrella, courtney, ben

#12013

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: Your body is full of holes. Delaney: You have eye holes, ear holes, nose holes, mouth holes, and more.

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#12880

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Jan. 22, 2024, 5:56 p.m.

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O'Donovan: when someone says "i'm not that insane" that's when you know they're really insane

#3373

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May 17, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Tatyana, randomly: Mufasa, do you like your mom? Mufasa: Is this a trick question? Phillip: I do!

#13061

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Feb. 14, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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Ace: Wolverine could make bank by selling his organs.

#1254

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Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]