#578

-24

Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#5206

1818

Oct. 2, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Horne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!

#10586

99

May 18, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Duval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".

#13018

57

Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#3672

88

Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!

#4124

22

May 4, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

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Mike: If I didn't write that book report, Jesus Christ would be alive!

#7625

1616

Oct. 1, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//In ninth period ESS Lodal: Ok, I'm gonna pick on my math people. Who are my math people? //No one raises their hand Lodal: Ok. I'm going to pick on Eli. Eli, what is a function? //Eli whimpers

#4154

1921

May 26, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

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//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.

#4055

99

March 22, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

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//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."

#8903

48

Jan. 15, 2021, 2:27 p.m.

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// in a disagreement about whether Lodal was wearing a jacket or not Lodal: Are you disagreeing with me, [Student]? Because if you are, I'm about to kick you out of class, buddy.