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#4334

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:36 p.m.

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//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.

#2310

1010

Oct. 7, 2010, 12:28 p.m.

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Ting Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR

#9046

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March 5, 2021, 3:01 p.m.

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Street: When you're absolutely tired to death of playing video games, or watching reruns of scrubs on Netflix, you can look up James Burke.

#11285

66

Dec. 7, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Bramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".

#9914

1317

Feb. 4, 2022, 2:39 p.m.

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/ Raunak is playing wordle Andy: Try balls. Raunak: That clearly won't work. Raunak: The lesson is, balls will get you nowhere.

#4450

1012

Feb. 20, 2013, 11:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein gave out articles to read in his Sports Statistics class.  He just sent out an e-mail. Stein: This kid who lives in my house says I never gave him a copy of the article...

#11730

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April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

Sophomore trip to Wallops. Bus ride there, the bus broke down right next to a field.

schwartz, wallops

#681

66

Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: I wanna see you try that athlete stuff in the hallway, smack some guy on the ass and go, "Hey, nice job in that algebra class! Good work on that equation!"

#1468

2729

Feb. 5, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Pham: What do moles do?! Emily: They dig? Pham: No No No! Ricci: They make tunnels? Pham: No No No! Richard: They poop? Pham: What wrong with you all, they make molehills!

talking about a mole, the unit, in chem

pham, mole

#3205

22

April 8, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Sagarika: RS, I put up with your porn talk, so you have to put up with this.