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Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

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April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...

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Jan. 16, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

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Wensen: I'm pretty sure that if I doused you in isoporpyl and lit you on fire it would be more than your hair that burned.

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March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#538

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Sept. 16, 2009, 7:42 a.m.

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//Kamal interrupts comp methods class Kamal: Can I have Mathematica? //Mikey hands him a CD Pham: Is that legal? Mikey: Of course! Otherwise, he could've gotten it himself. Pham: Can I have one?

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May 11, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//during Analysis of Algorithms, working on project Evan: Damn, I wish my life had a getDate function. JHyun: I wish you had a getKeySet function.

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Feb. 2, 2012, 4 p.m.

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//Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL: Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.

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March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

#6259

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Feb. 24, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

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// Schwartz is explaining conservative vector fields, and joking about the word "conservative" Schwartz: I'm going to stop now before I get fired.

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Jan. 12, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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Kaluta: Having a little sneezing fit, I think I'm allergic to school