#6736

1010

Oct. 9, 2017, 11:29 a.m.

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//taking attendance Mr Goldberg: Is anyone missing today? Student One: I'm not here Mr Goldberg: I wish

#12938

1111

Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.

#10240

55

March 10, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 10 "On the other hand -- in a literal way; I'm going to the other side of the board ..." "This should cause some concern. This should cause some cognitive dissonance. This should cause some distress." "Leaving math for a moment, we will consider the real world. But we will come back soon, because no one wants to live in the real world anyway -- we'll go back to math-land." "I have steered you down a path of lies and falsehoods!" "The mortal will be subsumed by the wrath of Infinitus! Or the valour; it's up to you." "So you can choose a name for it -- or you can admit defeat. I choose to admit defeat. I will not use erf."

#5908

810

April 26, 2016, 8:37 p.m.

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Cirincione: I've posted the erection on the classroom.

#10591

2727

May 19, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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River: Self loathing is the national sport of Montgomery Blair High School

#1348

99

Jan. 18, 2010, 12:37 p.m.

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Schafer: I'm thinking of one more word. It starts with "fun" and ends with "mental." There's a "duh" in the middle.

#952

13

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?

#11182

44

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:35 a.m.

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Bramble: Glad to see you're all in fine fettle. Bramble: Not that I've ever heard of fettle that isn't fine. Bramble: I'm not sure I'd recognise a fettle if I saw one.

#6306

28

March 15, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

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//Before school on a 2 hour delay, a number of Magnet students have Cuadrado and are scheduled to //give a presentation, but she also asked Steven Qu to play violin for the class. //In the hall, Steven pulls out and starts to practice violin //Steven didn't have the mute on Noah Singer: Steven!!! //Everyone laughs, Telon arrives confused //Justin Hung hands him a mute, Steven continues to practice //Justin and Steven talk about violin Telon: Ste-ven! Ste-ven! Steven: Shhhh I'm trying to NOT attract attention Rafi: What's the longest piece you know? Wensen: Like a 45 minute piece? Steven: This one's only 10 minutes

#13562

99

Feb. 27, 2025, 3:03 p.m.

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//srpa Ethan Hua: I'm so anti-abortion that I'm pro-gay because gay people don't have abortions.