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⚐ Report// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: *pulls up a picture of a flea* Glenn, in a French accent: I AM FRANCOIS AND I HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!
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⚐ ReportRose: so people are mad at me. I am going to leave the room for a minute. Feel free to curse at me while I'm gone.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Your parents may say that they don't pick favorites, but that's wrong. Maybe they love you all the same, but there's always one that they love a little bit more, one favorite child. [...] Think about your siblings. See how they get away with all that crap that you used to get in trouble for? "Oh honey, it's not favoritism! We love you both the same, we were just young and inexperienced when we had you." LIES!!!
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⚐ Report//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.
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⚐ ReportLouis: If you guys think that you need to win Intel in order to go to college, you're all on crack. Relax! Shelley (from back of classroom): I like my crack!
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⚐ Report//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.