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#10137

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March 3, 2022, 2:33 p.m.

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Rose: Snap is the rate at which we are jerking.

#4227

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

When Phineas is asked if he is a little young to do something, he always responds with 'Yes. yes I am."

eric, mike

#12962

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Hinkle: If I've only made one person hate me, I haven't really done my job.

#8316

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Sept. 26, 2019, 9:06 a.m.

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//Pd 2 AoA, Wright is using ClassDojo's random student selector, Marc and Mark are in the class Wright: Marc, could you answer number 10 please? //No one answers Marc: Which Mark? Wright: What's the answer number 10? Mark: There are two Marcs in this class. Wright: Well there's only one Marc on ClassDojo. This may be a problem. Colin: How is it spelled? Wright: Well I don't know that one. Colin: Are they spelled with a K or a C? Wright: I don't know... you know what, I'll pick someone else...

#10116

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March 1, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.

#11374

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Jan. 4, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m like in the top 0.1% of math teachers and I’m still kinda dumb. Patrick: Mr. Rose I believe you’re in the top 0.1% of humblest teachers too

#10915

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Oct. 4, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein: There are worse addictions. Stein: You could be a drug addict.

Stein always gets in 10,000 steps every day

stein, drugs

#11823

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May 10, 2023, 7:30 p.m.

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//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.

#3366

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May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

she had shorts underneath her pants, if you were wondering

emily

#7159

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.