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⚐ Report// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.
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⚐ ReportRebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.
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⚐ Report//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.
#9765
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I have a dt piece. We needed that; I'm happy about that. You know I'm happy about that because I put a checkmark over it. //later Schwartz: Uh-oh. We have a 1 over dt piece -- I'm not happy about that. You know I'm not happy about that because I didn't put a checkmark over it.
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.
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⚐ ReportSteven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.