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March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#7478

22

May 8, 2018, 9:41 a.m.

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//Krebs or Calvin cycle? Sloe: You know, Calvin, like Calvin Klein, so just think David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear, that could be how you remember: Calvin cycle, photo.

#1432

22

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//Tolnay is doing one of those Smith poem assignments during econ Hinkle: Ohhh! You have Dr. Smith! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! I pity the fool.

#11126

1414

Nov. 10, 2022, 10:47 a.m.

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Stein: One time when I was walking in silver spring a former student of mine came up to me. Stein: She said that she didn't remember anything from my class except no peeing on the xylophones.

#11140

88

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#8627

1414

Oct. 2, 2020, 11:03 a.m.

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//logic Rose: Do you guys want to recap the proofs? I mean, I intended to do that, so I guess I'm just saying we're going to do that.

#366

66

May 27, 2009, 6:42 p.m.

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//Wei-Hwa is talking to Mrs. Piper's artificial intelligence class and Ms. Ragan's discrete math class Wei-Hwa: So it's the intelligent people versus the discrete people, is that what this is? Piper: Ms. Ragan tries to be discreet about it.

#13206

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March 15, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

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Katz: reality is a joke and I’m one of its punchlines

#2099

24

Sept. 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Sociopaths make the best scientists. Just saying.

#11443

1414

Jan. 19, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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Stein: Hit ball. Kick ball! Run, run, run. Stein: excuse me, someone just texted me. Stein: "Yes and yes." Stein: Not sure what that means.