#7856

1517

Jan. 10, 2019, 4:49 p.m.

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//at srp convention Sophomore: I'll be saying I got an internship at a burger flipping place.

#7159

55

Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.

#11503

1010

Feb. 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Glenn: Does anyone have a PP? I need a PP!

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.

#7817

4444

Dec. 19, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//SRP Bosse: No, don't wake Luke up.

#8544

4749

March 3, 2020, 7:50 p.m.

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// a student is singing something Oldham: Hey (student), who sings that song? Student: (artist's name) Oldham: Yeah, let's keep it that way.

#4374

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Jan. 4, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right?  I don't get it.

#8182

1717

May 21, 2019, 1:18 p.m.

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//Sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Who knows what's causing our 6th mass extinction? Someone: God

#10143

37

March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!

#10718

77

June 17, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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//Last day of the school year! Schwartz: School doesn't end until after school ends!