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⚐ Report//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.
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⚐ ReportSwaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying! It's unreadable!
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⚐ ReportMoose: I could choose to stab you in the throat with your pen but instead I'm gonna give you a hug
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⚐ ReportDaniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.
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⚐ ReportPham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about how most of the freshmen hot air balloons usually don't work well, and trying to make a joke. Pham: So, in this class we have problem, because you guys good with paperwork! Class: ...? *nervous laughter* Student: OH! It's because the balloons are made of PAPER! Class: *some laughter* -Pause- Class: Oooh, we get it. *laughter*
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⚐ ReportRoth: My son knew the answer to that in 5th grade. Anne: Your son is smart. Roth: Used to be.
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⚐ Report//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel is wearing blue rubber shoes with puppies on them Student: OMG! Where did you get your shoes? Dr. Simel: Oh, off of German Ebay.