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Nov. 15, 2023, 5:15 p.m.

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Rose: You can do Coxeter's way, OR, do it my way. Rose: Take your pick. One is the greatest mathematician of his time, but... Meru: The other is Coxeter.

#2918

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Rose: Okay, you guys follow? This is like math, right?

#12119

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Sept. 14, 2023, 9:42 a.m.

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Johnny: What is the bacterial equivalent of a hammer and sickle? Andy: If you wanted your poster to be communist themed you would have drawn Stalin, but instead you drew Hitler.

#372

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May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.

#2255

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Oct. 3, 2010, 3:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: So if anyone wants to be immortal, once again, don't break open those thermometers and start drinking. Ten years ago, or something like that, kids were breaking the thermometers in the science labs and they closed the school down because they had to have the HazMat come to school and clean it up. It's not a good thing. But then I remember when I was in grade school, somebody brought mercury in as a science project and put it on a piece of board and rolled it around and it's like, "Let's get closer to smell the fumes, it's nice stuff!" See, and yet nobody cared about this; it's like "kids are our future" and all that kind of crap. Remember those [catchphrases]? When I was a little kid it's like "Drive cautiously, don't strike our kids, they're matchless". You know, and it's like the kids are the future, and it's like, did you ever wonder about when that is over, when you're no longer the future, like what age that is? When you become just another piece of baggage on the planet that we need to figure out what to do with? It's like "oh, you have so much potential" and then you're like "Who are you, why are you here?" I'm still trying to figure out what that age is. I think you're all past it, by the way, you knew you'd have it or "uh oh". Join the ever lengthening line of "I could've been great."

#12367

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Oct. 20, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Charles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.

#6183

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Jan. 9, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

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//Anal B 7 Stein: Joon, draw a right cylinder tank. Joon: * draws an army tank * Stein: Not that kind of tank!

#13334

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April 24, 2024, 1:10 p.m.

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// Schwartz walks into class Sean: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh I lost! Schwartz: A while back, I sent my dad a mug that was white, but upon heat it would change to reveal "You lost The Game". Schwartz: Now that the mug is old it is now stuck on "You lost The Game" but now it takes him a while to get it.

#13330

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April 24, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Stein: "Surprisingly, I wasn't around in 1910."

#6343

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March 24, 2017, 8:10 a.m.

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Cirincione: What's wrong with white men? 44 of 45 Presidents have been white men, is it not self-evident?