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⚐ ReportSteven: I have a confession to make. //nervous laughter as Steven pauses Steven: In math, some things are just really just g*d***n hard. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that. //More laughter Steven: I don't want to get into this because I get very emotional.
#3327
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⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.
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⚐ Report// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?
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⚐ ReportFillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!
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⚐ Report//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."
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⚐ ReportSmolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“
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⚐ ReportQuantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!
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⚐ ReportBramble, seeing raised hand: Yes? Student: I was going to ask how old your kid is. Bramble: But you're not going to ask now?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Now, imagine you're an ant. Schwartz: Actually wait, no, just imagine there is an ant. You don't have to be the ant. I mean, you /can/ be the ant if you want. But you don't have to be the ant. Schwartz: So, take this ant, that may or may not be you...
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⚐ ReportRose: Let's get a couple of things out of the way: there's no Santa Claus; there's no tooth fairy. Does everyone still have their emotions under control?