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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd! If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.

#13402

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Aug. 27, 2024, 11:39 a.m.

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Grossman: You can touch each other outside of class

#13211

48

March 18, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Andy: What is it called when your lizard dies? Andy: A reptile dysfunction Andy: heh Andy: anyways //Andy slams the door as he leaves the torture chamber

#11147

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Nov. 14, 2022, 11:16 a.m.

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//Talking about a character from Never Have I Ever Nikhita: He's not cute anymore because he listened to his mother

#10042

911

Feb. 22, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Roberts: Inner voices, you're being drowned out by the cellos. John Kim: Oh yeah! Roberts: Not oh yeah!

#3135

55

March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."

#7487

525

May 14, 2018, 7:23 p.m.

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//May 14th Aviva: Aaron is the spanish test today Aaron: No it's on the fourteenth

#12595

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 28 "The critics' consensus is that [Wish (2023) is] terrible, but I like it." "You were all bored by my lecture, so maybe my lecture was bad, but maybe it was all your fault." "You are allowed to think. You are even encouraged to think." "I feel like I've said this five times already, but saying it one more time would be good." "I'm leading a whole counter-revolution. When I write my own calculus textbook ..." "An axiom is like a little packet of magic dust." "Sameer! Wake up. Stand up. You can't fall asleep if you're standing." "We have two facts about the least upper bound. It's an upper bound, and it's the least." "Are we ready to start the proof? ... No. That's a trick question. We're not ready, because we don't know what the hell's going on." "Wake up, everyone! Smack yourself. Smack your neighbour. Do whatever it takes." "If you just reach in with your grubby little fingers and go 'eurherhuuerh' ..."

#2441

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Oct. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Student: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!