#2780

46

Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)

#9777

1111

Jan. 18, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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// Julius Caesar play, Armand is Brutus Armand (still in seat): It's time for a coup d'etat! Rao: We're waiting for you, Brutus! Rao: This is why the coup happens.

#1693

68

March 20, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O

#700

55

Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#4309

1919

Nov. 16, 2012, 9:53 a.m.

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//While playing Jeopardy in NSL Ms. Diaz: I am going to take 6 points away from you as a penalty. //She changes a 6 to a -6 Bendeguz: But that's a penalty of 12... Ms. Diaz: Oh so you want more points off? //She changes the -6 to a -12

#10283

1717

March 16, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce

#4473

1319

March 12, 2013, 10:01 a.m.

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Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.

#10554

1313

May 10, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead

#12353

22

Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

#13431

1919

Sept. 6, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Announcement about school IDs (Pd1 ESS) Chris: This is a fascist regime Lodal: I get to be a fascist Lodal: I'm just dabbling in it Lodal: Everyone show your IDs!