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May 18, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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// Reading Macbeth Anderson: Banquo said "have we eaten the insane root? Maybe we were high when we heard the witches speak!"

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Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

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April 18, 2016, 12:16 p.m.

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//Day before an assignment is due; Mr. Pham allows questions to be asked Justin: For question 73... Pham: Boy! What is your life?

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Dec. 6, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Losekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:40 a.m.

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//Waiting at Wootton at 7:33 because the bus just never showed up Harrison Zheng: You know what? I'm just gonna call my mom for a ride because I kinda have to go to school today... //Everyone laughs

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Oct. 29, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Izzett: Someone said their respiratory system would process oxygen. Izzett: That is *fabulous*. We all wish our respiratory systems processed oxygen.

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March 12, 2013, 7:25 p.m.

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//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.

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Oct. 10, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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Steven: If I had to choose between my computer, my clothes, and my lunch, I would choose my computer.

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May 21, 2024, 10:07 a.m.

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// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.