Random Quotes
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⚐ ReportOzzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?
#13258
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Bring an insulated cup thing, like a thermos, or a Stanley, which is a thing now. Glenn: NOT STANLEY HSU! Glenn: and I can't say Stanely Cup because that's confusing for hockey reasons Glenn: There are too many Stanleys in the world
#2988
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⚐ Report//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)
#3328
2020
⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.
#8937
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⚐ ReportStreet: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.
#2892
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⚐ Report//discussing Mexican free trade agreements with Asian countries Swaney: Cancun! Spring break! Chinese gone wild!
#11962
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⚐ ReportRose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.
#2576
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⚐ Report//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!