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#8950

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Jan. 28, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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//ESS Presentations Lixing: The researchers in Biosphere 2 actually weren't able to make enough food, and they reported starvation for the first year or so. Lixing: I had to skip breakfast to make these slides, so I'm actually living the authentic Biospherian experience.

#2374

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Oct. 19, 2010, 12:51 p.m.

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Whitacre: So think of someone you'd like to have sex with. Student: DUCKS! //laughter etc Whitacre: See that'd be the perfect job for you: a petting zoo!

#10290

77

March 16, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Roberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.

#4530

2020

May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?

#1135

77

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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//in a PowerPoint presentation Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good----- Paraphrased from Sheep - 1984 George Orwell

Sheep is actually a character in Orwell's "Animal Farm."

pham

#11185

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!

#12825

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too

#5767

911

Feb. 2, 2016, 4:36 p.m.

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//Pham is talking about successful college applicants Pham: One year, MIT only have 5 people go. That about 5%. And you know what? 4 girl and one boy. Cal Tech have only 3. Guess what. All 3 are girl. William: This is why I'm going trans.

#1904

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May 10, 2010, 7:23 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!

#1610

2527

March 8, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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Rose: So the population of bears grows logistically. Mufasa: You told us it was sinusoidal. Rose: Yeah, but that was a different park.