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⚐ ReportVictor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
#3763
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⚐ Report//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.
#1540
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⚐ ReportKabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"
#3166
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⚐ ReportSchafer (holds up wedding ring): See this? This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work. So you just shouldn't wear it.
#1968
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Hey Nik, Luke's comin' to Blair next year. There's gonna be a little brother-on-brother action! I like it! Jack: Swaney, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. //Swaney shakes his head
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "Okay, please don't set this classroom on fire." Smolen: "If you really want to, do it in the auditorium. We need a new auditorium."
#1993
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⚐ Report//While ago, talking about how Collins and Donaldson are never in the school at the same time because of their schedules; in Ms.Collins' class. Hammond: Would it be like antimatter/matter if they were in the same room? *Few minutes pass, and Mr.Donaldson enters while Ms.Collins is teaching* Class: NOOOOOO!