#11678

917

March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

#9418

2323

Nov. 22, 2021, 11:46 a.m.

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Lodal: You guys are aware your bones are solid, right?

#7261

1212

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#9663

1313

Dec. 20, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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mr kyei on santa: "i don't believe in santa. i never did. my parents didn't play those games."

#3810

2020

Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#6258

55

Feb. 24, 2017, 8 p.m.

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Rose: Sambuddha, it's free public school education, you don't get to complain!

#12252

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Oct. 4, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a math degree! everyone: *claps*

#8752

24

Nov. 16, 2020, 4:38 p.m.

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Martinez: What makes you happy? Do you know what makes you happy? Martinez: French class? Martinez: I'm *sure*. I'm *sure* that's what makes you happy.

#9927

77

Feb. 7, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Alex: Imagine having as big a brain as Michael. Michael: Alex, are you okay? Is there anything in your personal life we need to talk about? Alex: No, I'm good. I'm just fantasising about having a brain as big as yours. //Michael puts up hood nervously Michael: I feel oddly uncomfortable.

#12740

610

Dec. 15, 2023, 11:49 a.m.

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Will: Give me a funny 4-letter word. Marxer: Seven. Will: ... Will: I'm BlairBashing that.