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#3051

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March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!

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Sept. 16, 2022, 7:48 a.m.

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//Kwu and Nashan walk in the hallway before classes start Unidentified Staff: What class are you going to? Kwu: I'm going to a study hall, but he's going to PE. Unidentified Staff: You're going to a *study hall*? Kwu: Yeah. Math Phys study hall. It's mandatory. Unidentified Staff: Oh, mandatory because of your ... issues.

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Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.

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March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!

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Oct. 6, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

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//Schafer is trying to draw Tonka while Hammond laughs at him Class: Is that... a cat? Hammond: Why don't you just give up and turn it into an elephant instead? Schafer: With all the love in my heart, I HATE YOU.

#5212

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Oct. 8, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

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Norton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.

#11474

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Jan. 30, 2023, 9:18 a.m.

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// video of final fantasy shows up on the boxlight Schwartz: That’s what I had on while I was grading for 13 hours on Friday.

#7856

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Jan. 10, 2019, 4:49 p.m.

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//at srp convention Sophomore: I'll be saying I got an internship at a burger flipping place.

#7517

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May 31, 2018, 7:13 p.m.

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Shwetha: GPAs are resistant statistics.

#2161

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.