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⚐ ReportStudent: so how do you get rid of the little fishy thing? //trying to ask how to remove alpha (α) from the equation
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.
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⚐ Report//after he asked a question that nobody responded to in less than 10 seconds Rose: This is just like when you ask someone if they've murdered someone, and they hesitate just long enough that it's weird. Like, this should be a quick answer.
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⚐ ReportTheresa: I've never read The Princess Bride or seen the movie. Amir: Are you retired?!? Theresa: What?
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⚐ Report*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."
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⚐ ReportRose: I want someone to put a cookie in my hand within like a minute, what are the chances of this happening
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⚐ ReportFillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.
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⚐ Report//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.
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⚐ ReportKripa: "Maybe it is a mood swing. You know, maybe you have a bad day, and kill a fish or two." //later. Kripa: "Dolphins haven't created a society with racial bias yet, so..."