#12928

24

Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>

#2688

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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Rose: Now that I have insulted you, we can begin learning.

#2403

22

Oct. 23, 2010, 2:52 p.m.

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//summarizing the absurdist philosophy of Camus Stelzner: If someone attacks you because of your shitty haircut or you're a bad student or you must have stolen that purse, it doesn't really matter.

#5715

57

Dec. 18, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol

#8141

119123

May 2, 2019, 7:48 a.m.

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//Talking about CSAW Wright: Last year, we had a team of girls that went, and we also had a, uh, regular team.

#9087

2323

April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.

#6123

99

Dec. 16, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

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Simon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed

#13403

410

Aug. 27, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Horne: If I'm absent one day and you have a substitute teacher who is on the incompetent end of things...

#7751

1818

Nov. 21, 2018, 11:35 a.m.

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Allison: The trick is to not think and that way you won’t care if you win or lose Ryan: Shut up MCPS!

#2264

77

Oct. 4, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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Polina: Put me down! //everyone turns, sees Contreras hold her up, laughs //later Polina: You can pick me up. I don't mean do it, I mean you can.