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#9270
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. You can remember this with "King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti". Delaney: There's another version of this where you could replace that last word. Starts with an S, ends with "ex". Class: *silence, distant crickets*
#11408
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⚐ ReportSmolen(to Ricky): For someone so smart, I've never met someone so unaware of what's going on. // Later Smolen: Ricky, I'm concerned when you learn how to drive because I'll have to share the road with you.
#10641
1212
⚐ Report// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?
#1322
66
⚐ Report//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!
#3297
22
⚐ Report//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.
#9820
79
⚐ Reportrose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."
#499
2022
⚐ ReportHammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)
#11128
48
⚐ Report// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?