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⚐ ReportHenok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...
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⚐ Report//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.
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⚐ ReportAce: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.
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⚐ ReportRao: Can you guys keep your mouths closed until the end of the presentation? Rao: It's the end of the week and my patience is running low.
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⚐ ReportCuadrado: when I lived in Europe I played tennis with this lady named Jean. She was really good, like 'wow' good. Cuadrado: she's dead now
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⚐ ReportRose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.
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⚐ ReportStein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.
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⚐ Report//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia
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⚐ ReportRose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime