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#11720

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March 29, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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// Playing blackjack Andy: Hit or stay? Linkai: I love hitting people... // Later Andy: If you hit again, you'll bust. Linkai: I love busting...

#807

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Nov. 4, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.

schafer amir

#11326

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Dec. 16, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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Dr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.

Can you guess who? Hint robot XD

davis

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#13536

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Jan. 16, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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Nathan: I'm Nathan Yap Nathan: Not to be confused with the Yes Associated Protein

SRP presentations, Lucia went before and talked about the Yes Associated Protein (YAP) and cancer cells

senior, nathan, srp

#10288

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March 16, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//two students baked cookies for L'Hôpital project and were about to serve it to the class Schwartz: If you're allergic to something, don't eat food containing the thing you're allergic to. //class laughs Schwartz: I know that's an interesting concept, but please don't eat things that would cause you to have a medical emergency. //later Andy: So I don't have to take the exam next class! Schwartz: No! That's not how it works! You're not eating the exam!

#1853

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April 30, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Blitz: What's the first thing you do when you get home? Sylvia: I put on my PJs. Blitz: And then you sleep. Sylvia: No, then I eat. //after everyone else she asked said they went home and slept

#470

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: If you don't know how to open a book, this is how you open a book. *opens book* Then you turn the pages!

#3982

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Feb. 20, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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//His conversation with the principal of the school he worked at Principal: Wow, to think its been 10 years since we had a student teacher. Hinkle: How did the last guy fare? Principal: Well, he didnt finish his term, you see he got stabbed.

Hinkle giving an example of why being a student teacher is terrible.

hinkle