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#9868

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Jan. 31, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.

#7679

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Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?

#5834

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Feb. 29, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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//After Mr. Pham somewhat explains the buret Student: What's a "buret"? Pham: I literally just say what buret is! Student: A "buret"? Pham: Oh, I pronounce in French. Buray. Student: Ohhhhhh.

#3683

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Oct. 17, 2011, 4:14 p.m.

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//Going over a quiz PA: Hello, is Jerry Chen in class? Swaney: Yup. He got a 100% on the quiz! PA: Yay!

#8457

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."

Steam engines are truly revolutionary.

seat, tad

#10794

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Sept. 12, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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Counselor: Can someone explain the purpose of the code of conduct? Klees: So the school doesn’t get sued. Counselor: Is there another reason? Klees: So the school can get sued!

#4149

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May 21, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

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Clay : Shakespeare always ends his sonnets with GG.

#12932

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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Student 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator

#1068

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:05 p.m.

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Steven: Betty Crocker is non-existent. Whitacre: So is your skill in baking cakes. Steven: No, I can make a beastly ramen! Whitacre: Because ramen's the start of everything.

#7921

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Feb. 6, 2019, 9:25 a.m.

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//report cards in homeroom Student: I'm sorry, I'm not Asian... I'm C-sian.