#9518

911

Dec. 6, 2021, 1:05 p.m.

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// Duval just has a skeleton hand and forearm on her desk Andy: This looks like something straight out of a crime documentary! Duval: I'm sorry officer, I just found this here!

#6577

1515

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

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Street: That could be a new thing. Looking as dumb as a magnet freshman. I like it.

#10155

1717

March 4, 2022, 2:37 p.m.

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//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english

#3734

1717

Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#8915

1919

Jan. 20, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Cats probably know calculus too. Cuz cats are smart

#7856

1517

Jan. 10, 2019, 4:49 p.m.

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//at srp convention Sophomore: I'll be saying I got an internship at a burger flipping place.

#395

88

June 2, 2009, 8:36 a.m.

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// At robotics election results Fish: "And the winner of the vice presidential election, between (sic) Aaron Tucker, Aaron Burger, Ori Perl, and Matt Bernstein is... Tucker!" Ori and Burger high five each other, point at Tucker Ori and Burger, in unison: "Sucks for you!"

#12603

66

Nov. 29, 2023, 11 a.m.

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Lodal: what would you call this Julian: tetrahedranal planar? Lodal: No! it is not a plane! Julian: tetrahedranal spasar?

#7688

1719

Oct. 31, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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Steven: Grape tastes like a really clean bathroom.

#7048

88

Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!