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#6726

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Oct. 6, 2017, 10:01 a.m.

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//Taking attendance Street: Is anyone absent? //Looks at table where Eric moved to //Eric slowly moves back Street: See, these here, are girls. (points at girls sitting near him) If you didn't already know, you're supposed to like sitting near them. //Both Eric and Christina move their chairs away from each other. Street: You know, I used to be like you, but you get it eventually. //Eric and Christina scoot further away

#11844

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May 16, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Smolen: See what happens when you play with the vigorous energy of hate in your heart? You play so well!

#12073

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Sept. 7, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You can look at a campfire for hours, and it's really interesting.

#3023

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March 3, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!

#9867

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Jan. 31, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Evan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

The best part was he answered immediately. Harambe is this macabre internet meme that peaked in the Summer of 2016, oh viewer from the 2020s. If you don't know what a meme is...

#13606

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May 6, 2025, 8:32 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao claims to not know what a punnet square is, and Gaffney draws one Gaffney: My kids both have brown eyes and they're both righties Gaffney: LOSERS!

#6573

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

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Schafer: If you are curving, you are not going straight.

#5433

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March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

Personally, my last worry if someone peed on a xylophone would be what happened to the xylophone...

stat, sidd, applied_stat, stein

#3738

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Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...