#12065

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Sept. 6, 2023, 8:29 p.m.

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// Rose bought a pantograph, instructions are in Chinese Rose: Nacho, do you know Chinese? Nacho: I'm Korean, but I can do the John Cena bing chilling.

#11722

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March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.

#9734

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Jan. 11, 2022, 7:05 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Rose Rose: Oh no, I almost made a mistake! But I got through it by thinking B)

#8464

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Jan. 17, 2020, 6:33 p.m.

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//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?

#11453

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Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.

#10234

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March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student

#13345

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April 30, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!

#9266

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Nov. 3, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

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Dhruv: Heat is the average motional potential energy.

#4185

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Sept. 4, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."

#5712

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:32 p.m.

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Piper: Try to make as many kahoot problems as you can! Ryan: I have lots of problems.