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Jan. 18, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.

#1513

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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Stein: "e^x, that's the kind of superhero you'd take to the prom."

#2862

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#3482

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Aug. 30, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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Rose: If it's raining, then candy bars are green.

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

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June 10, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

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//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"

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April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#7713

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Nov. 9, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry Hart: I wanted to get a different color paper for each project. So, I called the paper companies and asked, "Do you have light chartreuse?"

#1997

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June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#12825

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too