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#6148

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Jan. 4, 2017, 3:55 p.m.

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Debkanya: There's no room for liberalism in a meritocracy. These ideas must seem very foreign to you.

#12055

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Sept. 6, 2023, 7:57 a.m.

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Lodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.

//mod note: no, Lodal meant that his side rose from the 1.2 degree tilt -- was James on the other side of the room?

lodal, Andrew zhao, andrew, ess

#1847

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April 29, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how people were wimps for not sticking a rod of silver into a flame Pham: Yeah, but if I say go stick piece of silver into outlet, you better be smart enough say "No thank you, Mr. Pham!" or we have one less student grade test paper for.

#788

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Oct. 30, 2009, 4:04 p.m.

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Schafer: "So we wanna be able to take what we did on the table back there, and make it work at the quantum level." Contreras: "That's what she said!"

talking about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in quantum

#2593

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Nov. 22, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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Whitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.

#10506

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April 27, 2022, 6:01 p.m.

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Cirincione: We don't want to be threatening to kill people's entire families.

#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

Rose later went on to say: for me to marry someone they have to be a rich tall tennis player who is really good at making Indian food

rose, geometry

#3904

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Jan. 22, 2012, 7:38 p.m.

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//From the butyric acid incident a long time ago that made the entire 3rd floor smell, as Mr. Hammond put it, like "dead feet cheese" //Emmeline, Tatyana, and Audrey are boiling ethanol and butyric acid (smells like vomit) together to make ethyl butanoate (which smells like pineapple). Alcohol+acid=nice smelling ester Emmeline + Tatyana: Wow, that smelled disgusting before. At least the pineapple smells nice after the ethanol was added. Pham: Yeah, it like how ugly girl turn beautiful! Emmeline + Tatyana: By combining them...with alcohol?? //Later, the flask dropped to the floor and the unreacted butyric acid spread and made everything smell almost unbelievably terrible and the scent had absorbed into Emmeline's and Tatyana's clothing Tatyana: Mr. Pham! Are you laughing at my misery?! Pham: Don't you used to it by now? *laughs* //Later.. Tatyana + Emmeline: Mr. Pham! Why did you let us do the experiment with butyric acid in the first place, especially since your fume hood is all messy?! Pham: It because they no give me window room. I take revenge every year. //Emmeline's next class made her sit in the very back corner of the classroom with all the windows open. Smell tests were conducted on anyone entering the 3rd floor computer labs. Tatyana ran to her next class, accidentally touching the door of a different room... freshmen crowded around the door, asking "Did something die in there?!" Tatyana: (entering room): Does anyone have a change of clothing? //Student, extremely tall, athletic guy in basketball clothes raises hand Tatyana: Err...anyone else? Eva: Oh! You can have my shirt. But I NEED my pants. //In the end, things worked out fine, although Mr.Hammond and the nostrils of many students will likely fondly remember the day the third floor smelled like sweaty gym socks and moldy cheese.

#1069

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:09 p.m.

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Whitacre: Provisional driver's license? Are you a provisional organ donor, too?

#2946

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Feb. 18, 2011, 8:47 a.m.

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Pham: So last week, I do explosion with alcohol in class. I put a little too much in, and it blow part of the roof off. And like 3 or 4 guy fall out their chairs. I like, "what wrong with you?"