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#2994

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

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Schafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it.  And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!

#8132

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April 29, 2019, 5:48 p.m.

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Student: Ryan Cho is an acquired taste.

#2099

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Sept. 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Sociopaths make the best scientists. Just saying.

#484

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Grace: You should have gotten Jon eyeliner. Jon: Eyeliner?! I can't eat that!

#7489

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May 17, 2018, 8:29 a.m.

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//Lodal is asking about the speed of light Student: 3*10^8, right? Lodal: Ok, well, here's me being difficult. This is the value we're going to use: //Writes 2.998 m/s on the board

#3653

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Oct. 7, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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//Rose asks Hannah a math question, and she grumbles Rose: Wait, so is that a yes or a no?? Hannah: Well, I was going to say yes, but then I became unsure... Rose: See, that's like, double bad, cause you're just letting other people around you sway you. I'm gonna send drug dealers to your house... cuz, you know, they can just get you to do anything...

And how exactly did you come to be acquainted with said drug dealers, Mr. Rose?

rose, hannah

#10845

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Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#8634

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Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi

#5550

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Sept. 24, 2015, 5:52 p.m.

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Stein: So if you just follow-- Class: Follow. Stein: DON'T MOCK MY RULES! My rules are not to be mocked! You're not supposed do that whenever I say "follow"-- Class: Follow. //Stein knocks over a chair Stein: NO! You don't say-that word-whenever I say that word!

#7095

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:57 a.m.

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//Discussing a group project for Computational Methods Pham: You already have a partner? Who your partner, Shwetha? //Shwetha points at Jenny; Jenny grins Pham: Jenny! Are you sure? Shwetha: I already asked her beforehand, and she agreed. Pham: Jenny! You'll make someone very upset. Am I right, Rafi?