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#1944

1818

May 23, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.

This was after prom, where Rachel was grinding on random people for fractions of a second each

prom, theresa, tyler, gibi

#11982

1010

June 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.

it's been 2 months since we've gotten anything back

grades, schwartz

#11087

88

Nov. 1, 2022, 10:35 a.m.

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Stein: Standard deviation is non resistant, I wrote a play about it!

#5396

1719

Feb. 20, 2015, 11:46 a.m.

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//Agam has never taken a Pham class. Akshay: You shouldn't be able to get a magnet diploma unless you've taken a Pham class. Agam: But I like real teachers. Akshay: Then you should go to a real school like Wootton.

#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#11431

88

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#12621

1010

Nov. 30, 2023, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 30 "I feel a little better, but I don't want to take any chances, so I have an energy drink, and DayQuil, and tea. Those are all the drugs I can use legally." "This class is all about talking about our feelings." "I want all the steps to be written out, so stupid people like me can read it and understand." "I have a degree, I promise." "Have you heard of the real number 4? Yeah? Great. I have, too." "I'm not going to go over pi today. We'll go over it later -- hopefully never." "Stephen, don't talk about problems. Now is the time to celebrate our successes." "I won't use the paper. I'll use my brain, and my energy drink." "Why are you in the FLUB, little x? Because you're in one of the gammas."

FLUB = F???????? Least Upper Bound

logic, rose

#4178

37

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#7373

1313

April 5, 2018, 9:56 a.m.

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Street: ...and I was wandering the streets of New Orleans Student: Did you see Lawrence? Street: Was he in New Orleans? Student: Yeah. Street: Well most of the places I went were for ages 21 and up so ...

#11356

1919

Dec. 22, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Street: I'll be a figment of your imagination in two days!

Looks like they finally found a replacement for him

street