#1284

22

Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#13268

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April 6, 2024, 9:09 a.m.

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Yunyi: Are you a primary carbocation, cuz you're kinda naked!

#10549

1717

May 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: this one time we went outside for class and I looked up and this one kid was climbing on a tree 15 feet in the air! Rose: I told him to get down because if he fell I would be fired Student: shouldn't you be more concerned about his safety than being fired Rose: ehhhhhh not really, he seemed like he'd be fine

#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#7601

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.

#6035

1212

Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!

#1036

1418

Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#8771

1717

Nov. 24, 2020, 9:53 a.m.

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Ostrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me

#6627

713

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.

#2709

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Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.