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⚐ Report//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?
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⚐ Report//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"
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⚐ Report// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.
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⚐ ReportStein: "They are a group of people who are in the alleys, handing out candy to children." Stein: "They are called 'Bayesians'."
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⚐ ReportStudent: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.
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⚐ Report//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?
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⚐ ReportDebkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We don't need data! We don't need experiments! Schwartz: We can prove, from pure theory, that work over a path is the difference in kinetic energy. Schwartz: Take that, science!