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#9327

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Nov. 11, 2021, 9:17 p.m.

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no, i did not buy spit on the black market. -duval 3rd pd bio

but did she?? cause like it wasn’t THAT convincing…

duval, bio

#11295

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

victor. victor you need a filter // mod note: If Victor keeps it up, Stein will retire by the end of the semester

stein, victor, carlos

#11051

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:49 p.m.

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Dr Howard: *to Gus* That’s very gangster of you

#3763

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Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#13049

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:42 p.m.

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Mr. Bannister: What a fuckin' shit show.

Mr. Bannister walked into Rao Period 4 and murmured that in response to reporting students to security.

bannister

#1540

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#3166

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March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#1968

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June 2, 2010, 10:26 a.m.

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Swaney: Hey Nik, Luke's comin' to Blair next year.  There's gonna be a little brother-on-brother action!  I like it! Jack: Swaney, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. //Swaney shakes his head

#12288

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Oct. 11, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Smolen: "Okay, please don't set this classroom on fire." Smolen: "If you really want to, do it in the auditorium. We need a new auditorium."

Impromptu P4 Phil Orchestra when the PSAT we were supposed to be taking got rescheduled. Smolen needed the planning period.

auditorium, orchestra, fire, smolen

#1993

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June 10, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//While ago, talking about how Collins and Donaldson are never in the school at the same time because of their schedules; in Ms.Collins' class. Hammond: Would it be like antimatter/matter if they were in the same room? *Few minutes pass, and Mr.Donaldson enters while Ms.Collins is teaching* Class: NOOOOOO!