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⚐ ReportKlein: My 4 year old daughter told me, "I want to sing a song for your students so that they can learn good!" And I said, "Learn well."
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⚐ ReportRose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.
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⚐ Report//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.
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⚐ Report// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.
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⚐ Report// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors
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⚐ Report//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.
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⚐ ReportPham: Car engine hot! You don't believe me, try it out tonight. When parent get home, pop hood open, stick hand in it, see what happen.