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⚐ ReportDr. Witte: "How many liters is in that hemisphere?" Ethan: "Uh... 240 or so?" Dr. Witte: "Ethan, you don't know what a liter is, do you?" *Silence*
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⚐ Report//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.
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⚐ Report// Precalc C Zoom meeting // Talking about flexibility Rose: In terms of plans, I have no plans. Arguably that's the most flexible type of plan.
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⚐ ReportMe: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.
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⚐ Report//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!
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⚐ Report//Giving Donaldson grades for hw and trivia Samir: 10+10+ Henok: That's a syntax error!
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⚐ ReportScott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!
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⚐ ReportMogge: If you don't want to talk to the people next to you because you feel like you're a loser...it's okay, because there are lots of losers in this class!
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⚐ Reporto'clair: you know, I was at the farm a while back and I had this epiphany. o'clair: I was sitting on a bale of hay or something and I thought, hey, straw is tough. It's flexible. It's waterproof. it's environmentally friendly, too. o'clair: it's literally called 'straw'. o'clair: why are they wasting so much money on all that straw science when the answer's right in front of them?
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⚐ Report// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!