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#6298

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March 10, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing combinatorial proofs in Pd 3 Discrete Rose: Good! All of your stories must involve death or sex.

#8200

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June 3, 2019, 9:31 a.m.

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//Monday morning in AoA Gonzalez: Everyone close your eyes. Now, raise your hand if you are done with the problem set that was due yesterday. *laughter from some of the students* Gonzalez: I have one word. Gonzalez: YEET

#9305

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Nov. 9, 2021, 6:21 p.m.

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Rose: A few years back I was really obsessed with that baby panda they had at the zoo Rose: I used to play the panda cam during tests Rose: I'd have all the students' desks facing the promethean and they'd be taking a test while I played the panda cam Rose: And they'd all be doing a bunch of math while I'd be like, "Oh, look at the baby panda, it's so cute"

#788

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Oct. 30, 2009, 4:04 p.m.

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Schafer: "So we wanna be able to take what we did on the table back there, and make it work at the quantum level." Contreras: "That's what she said!"

talking about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in quantum

#2959

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Feb. 20, 2011, 3:45 p.m.

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//Tucker is wearing a box with holes for eyes Tucker: I'm psychic! OW! //he tripped over a red bin

#8093

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April 8, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.

#12747

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Dec. 18, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.

#4217

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.

#349

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May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#6019

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Sept. 8, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.

Talking about the Belly of the Whale in Comparative Religion. #HeroesJourney

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