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#4585

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Sept. 19, 2013, 7:11 p.m.

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At Physics Team, doing dimensional analyis Mike: By the way, what does atan(1 meter) equal? \\Various people are confused, come up with answers Mike: It equals 'You're a moron, atan only takes dimensionless quantities'.

#4012

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March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

Next time, you might want to bring your own pencil...

nsl, swaney

#5703

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Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#1271

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Jan. 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m.

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Selman: Don't play with my eggs. I'm 36 and they're not coming back.

#8576

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April 7, 2020, 11:42 a.m.

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//last day of school before corona break Rose: I do not have a plan. I have a meta-plan, and that is to come up with a plan soon.

#2141

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:37 p.m.

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Freeman: So Michael Phelps is out there, stealing the countryside blind (dives)

apparently in some ancient society, court cases were decided by throwing the two parties in the water. Whoever managed to avoid the crocodiles and drowning was right and got all of the other (presumably now dead) guy's stuff. Called Hammwabi's law or something

freeman

#1362

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#11028

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Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#3578

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Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#8075

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April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!

we had been talking about amendments 4-8

gabaree