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#11813

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May 5, 2023, 9:38 a.m.

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(To student with a manbun) "Wow man you've really got the buns!" - Mr. Demma

#10876

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Sept. 23, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!

#11708

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March 21, 2023, 1:52 p.m.

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Delaney: shnork shnacks

(he meant to say “no ‘shnacks’ in the dorm rooms”)

delaney, snacks

#11180

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:32 a.m.

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//the next class from 11149 //Schwartz talked about category theory and commutative diagrams for most of class Schwartz: That concludes our ridiculous tangent, part 3, or whatever we're up to.

#11252

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Dec. 2, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.

he wanted us to get a random number generator to determine what page to flip to

stein, applied_stat

#6574

1515

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

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Talking about units Student: What do footpounds measure? Schafer: Stupidity.

#662

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#1870

1515

May 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD

#2785

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Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.

#2901

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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//During CAP NSL Someone's phone: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND. Freeman: ...Someone's stomach is very outspoken today. *resumes teaching*