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April 3, 2014, 2:42 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Why are you guys talking about lingerie back there? Jimmy: We're not looking at lingerie, we're looking at dresses!

#12216

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Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#9170

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June 17, 2021, 3:03 a.m.

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Hannah Zhang: Paint is inferior!

#12917

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Glenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT

#11315

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Dec. 13, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Pertark: woah woah woah, Mr. Rose, I know you don't like us, but it's not fair to call us objects

#9646

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 4:55 p.m.

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Duval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.

#11331

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Dec. 19, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// AOA pd 4 Isak: Sean, would you eat Baby Yoda? Sean: ...no? Isak: I would. I'd, like, put him in a blender. Get a smoothie, y'know? Sean: This is going on Blairbash for sure! Isak: Good! Everybody needs to know!

#12595

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 28 "The critics' consensus is that [Wish (2023) is] terrible, but I like it." "You were all bored by my lecture, so maybe my lecture was bad, but maybe it was all your fault." "You are allowed to think. You are even encouraged to think." "I feel like I've said this five times already, but saying it one more time would be good." "I'm leading a whole counter-revolution. When I write my own calculus textbook ..." "An axiom is like a little packet of magic dust." "Sameer! Wake up. Stand up. You can't fall asleep if you're standing." "We have two facts about the least upper bound. It's an upper bound, and it's the least." "Are we ready to start the proof? ... No. That's a trick question. We're not ready, because we don't know what the hell's going on." "Wake up, everyone! Smack yourself. Smack your neighbour. Do whatever it takes." "If you just reach in with your grubby little fingers and go 'eurherhuuerh' ..."

#1935

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#5732

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Jan. 7, 2016, 10:02 p.m.

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Wright: So I was looking over your projects, and some of your test class names didn't match the folder names. In the other algorithms class, there was a boy whose class name was Test-name of a girl in the class. I thought, "Hmm, he must have crush on her." And then later, there was another class also named Test--name of girl. And the code looked very similar. I think copied the other file by mistake. Yeah, luckily, I didn't say anything to the boy, although I did tell the girl, "Hey, I think this boy has a crush on you." Class:Umm...