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#1879

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May 5, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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//to brian Chelsea: you need to gyrate more

#10044

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Feb. 22, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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// Stelzner has a sub, students are playing iCivics game Johnny: This game is unlosable. Sean: I lost The Game!

#2723

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Dec. 23, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Avikar (sarcastically): They are going to win enough Grammys to gag a goat. Saurav: But they won't need to, because their music already did!

About a not so spectacular Physics of Music Day performance

#7031

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Dec. 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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//Talking about PChem Joseph: Water is a very bad buffer. Tyler: Everything is a buffer! Joseph: I'm not a buffer. Tyler: You are a buffer! Joseph: Well, I am buffer than you.

#2668

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Yvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...

#6716

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Oct. 3, 2017, 11:56 p.m.

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Ryan: You know a friendship is real when even ur dad ships it.

#7376

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April 5, 2018, 1 p.m.

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//Student from SilverQuest walks in Student: Mr. Stein, can we have pictures of you and your kids for SilverQuest? Stein: Just look on instagram or whatever, there should be plenty. Paul: Wait why are you publishing pictures of him? You don't want to do that, it'll never sell that way!

#13408

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Aug. 29, 2024, 12:10 p.m.

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Rose: they were missing some comma in this 17th century document and now we have machine guns or something

#8510

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Feb. 19, 2020, 2:11 p.m.

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//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!

#12960

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.