#8009

104108

March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#406

810

June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#6573

511

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

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Schafer: If you are curving, you are not going straight.

#650

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Dr. Smith: Very few people -- I am maybe one of only two or three in the world -- understand what's actually going on in Crime and Punishment.

#2083

13

Sept. 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Anderson: Waugh! My throat is leaving me!

#12583

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#9426

6767

Nov. 23, 2021, 7:58 p.m.

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//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.

#2488

1115

Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#11735

88

April 11, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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Anderson: It would be an ever-shifting mountain of mashed-potatoes, but it would still be a mountain! Sean: A delicious mountain! Anderson: It would be a delicious mountain. I love mashed-potatoes.

#3707

88

Oct. 25, 2011, 9:02 p.m.

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//While Japanese student visitors were in class Mogge: Como se dice "Book" in Japanese?