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May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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"Wait, who's wrong here, me or everybody else? Everybody else." -- Mr. Rose

#2629

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#11589

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Feb. 17, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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Rose: I am not a genius. And I am doing great.

#11216

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Nov. 22, 2022, 10:15 a.m.

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// orgo Johnny: I spelled change as chargle. Johnny: You can chargle deez nuts.

#1635

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March 11, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Sanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...

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May 17, 2012, 8:20 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I ask class, "Where are all the students?" and they tell me, "It's 4.20. what do you expect?" So I ask, "What is 4.20?" and they say, "No, no we can't tell you that, you'll look badly on other students." So I go to the internet, I see what is 4.20 and I look badly on MATTAN who was not in class.

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

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Oct. 10, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

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Street: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"

#11657

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March 9, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Rose: man, I should be like a teacher or something

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Sept. 20, 2019, 2:42 p.m.

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Ostrander: Don't trust people who look like they're fit, they don't know what the good fast food places are.