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Nov. 16, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

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Duval: Squid are my favourite thing to dissect. They're so pretty on the inside. // later Duval: I only spent 70 dollars on squid at H Mart -- perfectly normal thing to do.

#8648

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Oct. 13, 2020, 6:21 a.m.

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Rose: Do you want love or violence Everybody: Violence!

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Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#7656

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Oct. 17, 2018, 7:59 a.m.

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Sloe: The genetics class had thousands of babies yesterday!

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April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#1736

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March 26, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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Reckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.

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June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

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Dec. 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m.

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*Hammond walks into his office, which adjoins the sysop room* Hammond: I hear angry music! Are we angry this morning, or are we just preemptively assuaging our anger? *Shirley and Jacob laugh* Hammond: I hear chuckling, but I don't hear answering. *Hammond walks over; the music changes* Hammond: Ah, now it's less angry. Shirley: Yeah, it switches back and forth. Hammond: And so do real people!

#801

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m.

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Burger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"

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Sept. 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: I love legalism. They should bring it to this country. It's like totalitarianism.