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March 11, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

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Katherine: it's like crepe, but made out of noodles.

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

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May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

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Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

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April 17, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Art should never be judged. It never gave consent.

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Dec. 3, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!

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Dec. 9, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

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//compound interest, max writes 8 on the board for the number of times compounded per year rose: who ever heard of 8? i mean 8’s fine but like, what if i compound every freaking second??? *hair stands up a bit straighter*

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April 18, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Hammond: Senioritis? I've never heard of it.

#9933

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Feb. 8, 2022, 12:48 p.m.

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Johnny: If I asexually reproduce that means I'm already perfect.

#11027

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Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out