#11910

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May 30, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Jeremy: Which country has the most cheese? Jeremy: Georgia. Georgia the country, because it's the biggest country. Linda: I thought the biggest country was Canada...

#9086

513

April 9, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Lodal: Your handwriting probably is trash, [Student]. Lodal: You just look like the kind of person to have trash handwriting. Lodal: ... I don't even know what you look like.

#1070

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:14 p.m.

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Whitacre: Go to Jerry's Subs, behind the building. Smells like urine there. [...] Especially that little alley near Subway.

#4706

22

Jan. 10, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: I really do think the way someone restricts cotan says a lot about them.

#7821

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#9269

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Nov. 5, 2021, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: Y'know, this is the first class I've taught where kids just drop in to charge their phones. Delaney: They'll just come in and say, "Hey, can I charge my phone?" and leave. And I'm left saying "sure? I guess?"

#4967

911

May 24, 2014, 4:54 p.m.

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//CAP Scriptwriting with Bustillos; he's mad (rightfully so) at a bunch of kids goofing off on their phones Bustillos: What is this, a program for idiots?! Student: Well, yeah, if we were smart, we'd be magnet!

#5205

57

Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.

#8378

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Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)

#10404

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April 4, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Duval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.