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⚐ Report//ESS Presentations Lixing: The researchers in Biosphere 2 actually weren't able to make enough food, and they reported starvation for the first year or so. Lixing: I had to skip breakfast to make these slides, so I'm actually living the authentic Biospherian experience.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So think of someone you'd like to have sex with. Student: DUCKS! //laughter etc Whitacre: See that'd be the perfect job for you: a petting zoo!
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.
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⚐ ReportRose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?
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⚐ Report//in a PowerPoint presentation Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good----- Paraphrased from Sheep - 1984 George Orwell
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⚐ Report//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!
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⚐ Report// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too
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⚐ Report//Pham is talking about successful college applicants Pham: One year, MIT only have 5 people go. That about 5%. And you know what? 4 girl and one boy. Cal Tech have only 3. Guess what. All 3 are girl. William: This is why I'm going trans.
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!
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⚐ ReportRose: So the population of bears grows logistically. Mufasa: You told us it was sinusoidal. Rose: Yeah, but that was a different park.