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46

April 24, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

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//A bunch of random people run into 4th period precal and do a really weird Earth Day presentation that involves a superhero named Earth Man and some elements Giles: Did everyone else see that too?

#555

55

Sept. 23, 2009, 11:59 a.m.

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//on wacky tacky day Mr. Hammond: Any wacky-tackiness you see is just the inherent wacky-tacky in me.

#5656

911

Nov. 23, 2015, 10:40 a.m.

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Steven: 'cause I'm the queen of darkness. Obviously.

#4363

57

Dec. 19, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

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Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.

#13150

33

March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?

#12332

1919

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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Sahu: if you use the gmail unsend feature, and it blocks it before it reaches my inbox, then you're good Sahu: but do you really want to gamble with your life like that?

#6925

1517

Nov. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//Seat change in History Moose: Who knows? Maybe you might meet your future spouse because of this seat change? //later, during a get-to-know-your-seatmates activity Izzee: Hello, my name is Isabella Anika: Hi Isabella! My name is Anika! Izzee: *mutters sarcastically* Great! Let's get married.

#2993

68

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//julian makes a comment Schafer: Okay, see, I don't know what you just said, and I could care less. Andrew Lu: Well, I think that in your mind there's this dial of caring. When you say you could care less, it means that the dial can still be turned down. Schafer: Ah, but you see, I don't care enough to turn it down to the point where I couldn't care less.

#301

02

May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!

#6643

1315

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

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Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY