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#1070

-11

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:14 p.m.

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Whitacre: Go to Jerry's Subs, behind the building. Smells like urine there. [...] Especially that little alley near Subway.

#12124

66

Sept. 14, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Jacobs: David and Josh, your answers to question 4 are suspiciously similar. You both had this parenthetical at the end. Jacobs: Josh wrote "or pipe it to a NOT gate, but where's the fun in that?", and you wrote "or electronically negate it, but that would be boring". Katz: We think very similarly. Jacobs: If you weren't across the room from each other, I'd suspect copying.

#5313

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Dec. 12, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//Whitacre goes around the room asking each person how they are doing Whitacre: *Points at Ben Holland* How are you? Ben Holland: I think that you're doing this as some sort of teaching lesson. Like, you don't normally do this. At the end of this, you're probably going to be like "Well, you all thought about yourselves first, but the BUDDHISTS would have thought about their surroundings, the people around them, etc." Whitacre: You take this class way to seriously...*Goes onto next person*

#10274

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March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”

#10488

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April 26, 2022, 8:55 a.m.

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Schwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!

#6664

11

Sept. 26, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

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//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!

#4051

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March 20, 2012, 2:22 p.m.

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//Envirothon training, talking about non-point source pollution Envirothon trainer: Why do we need to build sidewalks so wide? Richard Chen: Obesity?

#6122

1616

Dec. 16, 2016, 11:19 a.m.

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Shriyash: Apple phones are like AIDS, except you don't get to have sex beforehand.

#13271

66

April 8, 2024, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: I'm not interested in chasing down teenagers at 2 in the morning after they're comingling.

#9887

1919

Feb. 2, 2022, 9:57 p.m.

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mr kyei talking about foster's class: "whatever drugs they're on, we need to get hip. but don't do drugs. the only drugs you should do are prescription. only in the amount prescribed."