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Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

#6338

66

March 23, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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//Boarding the activity bus, som'a'dem buddy'ol'pals discussing where to sit //Shriyash arguing for sitting in the back, Michael for the front Michael: But it's always quite hot in the back. Shriyash: That's because I'm always there.

#2656

66

Dec. 9, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Gibi: Why are all the black boys in the magnet actually Japanese?

#1584

99

March 3, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: So I don't see how you could turn "Gatsby" into an urban-themed movie called "G". Unless of course, we watch it. Which we are going to do. Right now. (excited pause) Anderson: Just kidding.

#4965

99

May 23, 2014, 6:58 p.m.

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//Showing Pham the song that he sang in Puzzlepalooza 5 - Come and Get it by Selena Gomez Pham: She Selena Gomez? She ugly

#649

22

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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//after revealing a piece of personal information Duval: Something to add to your bank of random knowledge.

#8788

2424

Dec. 4, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: We tried many things. We enjoyed the experience. Rose: That's a lie.

#6589

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

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Math Team first meeting: Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people? Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one. Student 2: Evenly. Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin. Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

#10093

1212

Feb. 28, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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milan: just break yourself until you're a new person that can do math

#3588

79

Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.