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#9477

-19

Dec. 2, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.

#6479

44

May 26, 2017, 4:24 p.m.

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//Peeking under card that's peeling off of the table Michelle: This card only has one side... Michelle: Shouldn't cards have two sides?

DOUBLE THE PLAYING SIDES DOUBLE THE FUN

michelle

#12903

24

Jan. 26, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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Hart: You know what would be a great idea in a hot room? Bringing in an oven.

2024-026 was unexpectedly warm, especially on the third floor

orgo, ovens, hot, hart

#12537

44

Nov. 16, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Stein: I feel like in math class we don’t focus enough on what’s going on around us. We just talk about *gestures at board* the triangle inequality.

he was talking about why senior stat is valuable

stein

#2914

911

Feb. 10, 2011, 8:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's student aide walks into the geometry classrooom Student Aide: I graded these papers, and there were a lot of 7's and 6's. Rose: Okay good, these kids need to learn a lesson. Geometry Kid 1: Those are for Functions right? Geometry Kid 2: Yes Geometry Kid 1: Okay, good. //a little later Rose: Oh, let's see what George got (looks)...okay, good.

this was presumably because George got a bad grade

functions, rose

#2850

44

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: There are people here, they really, really get on your nerve.

#12128

24

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly

#2312

99

Oct. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//In math help Mufasa: Infinite Descent? Jason: Infinite Descent! Mufasa: Infinite Descent! Jason: PROVED! Marcus: Oh good, you guys proved something, you guys should have a party.

#7129

1010

Jan. 18, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

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Anderson: When people die, they die heroically. *Puts hand over chest* I've been shot! Tell my family that I did this for them. *falls on ground* Anderson: But when animals die, it's not heroic at all. *Waves hands around* Oh shit I'm dying, help me!

#11191

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Mogge: and how did Napoleon become a dick-dick-dictator?