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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.

#13555

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Feb. 14, 2025, 7:38 a.m.

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Veena: I hope you marry someone and they name all of your children Monica

#9054

88

March 15, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Kirk: Today is just a day where we are posing lots of questions and getting no answers.

#3600

1414

Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#9290

212

Nov. 7, 2021, 1:01 a.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts, Caleb is reading warmup questions Caleb: How many pokemon were there in the first generation? Andy: 151! Joseph: Is that in Campbell?

#627

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!

#12211

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Sept. 28, 2023, 9:06 a.m.

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Anon: i feel like being a lawyer is kind of funny Anon: it's like mock trial but not mock

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#9598

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Dec. 10, 2021, 4:41 p.m.

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in biology, we're given classwork to work on but it's not due until next week Isak: "Well I'm not gonna work if I don't have to." Sean: "That's why communism would never work, Armand." Armand: "I'm not a communist! ... anymore."

#11419

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Jan. 13, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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Lodal: I don't like doing *nothing* in this class, cause the chaos gremlin energy that takes over this class when we do absolutely nothing is insane.