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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.

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Dec. 4, 2009, 2:31 p.m.

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//students come around to collect cans for the food drive Mr. Rose: Yea, guys, you need to bring in some cans, if you live in Potomac, double.

#12312

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Oct. 13, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// asher walks into 9th period 15 minutes late with a smoothie and sandwich from tropical smoothie cafe Asher: sorry I got lost

#9987

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Feb. 14, 2022, 2:38 p.m.

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Rose: One day I will recover, and one day much later I will die

#7395

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April 11, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: Common sense! *pause* Pham: You guy don't have it.

#8666

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

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//logic Tad: I can overemphasize syllables like Italians do Rose: I would like to hear that Rose: Maybe not right now though

#12214

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

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May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!