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#13526

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Dec. 20, 2024, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five

#9928

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Feb. 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Student: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!

#11169

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:37 a.m.

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//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?

#9691

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Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

#11418

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Jan. 13, 2023, 9:11 a.m.

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Rose: What can we say about this, can we say something? Like 20% of the class: something! Rose: Oh my god please don't ever do that to me or anyone else ever again. Rose: Now, can we say something *about this conic?*

#5714

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:44 p.m.

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//Taking a test; Kevin mumbles a question Piper (loudly): Most of the time while you were talking, I wasn´t listening.

#8984

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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Duval: I promise you, it's not weird that I know people's blankets.

#8309

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Sept. 23, 2019, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: *Gestures to what he just wrote on the board* Stein: Is that right? Math has never been my strong suit... Stein: Odd career choice, I know, but you gotta make a living somehow

#4785

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Feb. 25, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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Aanchal: I'm putting my cursor on top of Mr. Schafer's so that he notices me!

#1892

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May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.