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44

Oct. 4, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Jerry Song is sitting on the AC Jerry Song: I’m just cool like that.

#3696

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Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.

#4438

77

Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: I was being dumb for two or three minutes. But no other time in my life.

#5768

99

Feb. 2, 2016, 5:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: "This class [complex] is for students who wake up in the morning and think...math! Today's a good day because I have math!"

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#1078

00

Dec. 8, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Jacob: Hi, Mr. Curran! Mr. Curran: Man, I see this kid everywhere!

#598

33

Oct. 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.

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//on reducing grants-in-aid Ms. Thurman: Thus the states had to use some methods that were considered by many to be unethical and immoral to raise money. Student: Prostitution!

#10821

99

Sept. 15, 2022, 3:06 p.m.

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Schwartz: Mathematicians hate you, so they make up new words so you have to memorize them!

#1364

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Duval: Want to hear me shout? Kaluta: Yes. Duval: HEY! //the whole class shuts up and stares at her Duval (to Kaluta): Pretty good, huh?