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⚐ Report// Mr. Grossman is showing the class depression era songs Student: My dad used to sing "This land is your land" to me when I was little! Grossman: I would never sing such communist garbage to my kids. // Later... Grossman: If it was really a communist song it go more like this: (roughly to the tune of "this land is your land") There's the government! Lets grab our guns and shoot the people... (trails off)
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⚐ ReportWill: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.
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⚐ ReportDuval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce
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⚐ ReportSahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!
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⚐ Report//In pchem debating whether cars are meant to get you from point a to b. Andrew: Have you ever driven a stick shift? Srihari: Yeah, I'm decent at it. I've never driven a manual though.
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⚐ Report//Charlotte is showing a video of bees she took Charlotte: That looks like some kinky bee sex, but they don't do that!
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⚐ Report// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.
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⚐ ReportChikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”
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⚐ Report// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.
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⚐ ReportLodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.