#8330

2830

Oct. 7, 2019, 2:30 p.m.

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//Someone taps Shalom on the head while she’s wearing a plastic construction hat Michio: That’s no way to treat a lady! Mr. Kaluta: I was gonna say that’s no way to treat a hat

#3822

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#9705

22

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Schwartz: The definition of a limit is that t is not t naught Student, to himself: T is not t naught, t naught is not t, it's t naught.

#10271

1111

March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#12663

66

Dec. 5, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about frozen shirts Rose: Elsa on one shirt looking depressed as she always is

#10833

79

Sept. 19, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Andy, Daniel He, Victor, and Luke are working on a project Tinsley: How is my dysfunctional line group working? Andy: Working dysfunctionally.

#11931

46

June 2, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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// AP World debate Victor: Wait is Hitler on the list? Victor: I want to be Hitler.

#10955

77

Oct. 10, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: For those of you staying to help out, there will be food at 5:30. Schwartz: For me, there will be food at 5:15. Schwartz: Hahahaha, suckers!

#12268

814

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:08 p.m.

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Rose: I am just like Socrates. Madeline: Soc-Rose-tes

#336

22

May 24, 2009, 8:40 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: "When you can't factor this, do you run home and cry like a girl?" Class: "YES!!"