#13055

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Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#9411

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#5823

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?

#12278

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Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#2878

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#9975

08

Feb. 11, 2022, 1:18 p.m.

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Andy: are you yeast? because you make my dough rise.

#2265

88

Oct. 4, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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Polina: Tennis balls aren't green! (Pause) Polina: Wait, they are.

#9948

79

Feb. 9, 2022, 2:13 p.m.

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SRP period 7: Neil in the hallway coming in from logic: "AUGH JEEESUS CRIIIIST!"

#10351

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March 25, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Grace Ma: Maybe I'm just a degenerate Chinese person, but I like the intestines.

#2817

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.