#12446

1818

Nov. 3, 2023, 12:31 p.m.

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Smolen: Seconds and cellos, you guys have different parts but each one is important. Smolen: Separate but equal. // Later Smolen: Oh shoot, that was not what I meant.

#7997

4648

March 11, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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Sloe: What can activate this protein? Rohit: (mumbles) Gamma rays Sloe: Gammarase? Never heard of that enzyme.

#8354

2727

Oct. 18, 2019, 8:44 a.m.

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*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to

#12139

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 7:04 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9 defining characteristics lewis: i don’t know what to put reanna: nerdy lewis: im not nerdy !!!

#9314

99

Nov. 10, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// preparation for oral Subayi: If I see you butchering these words, I will butcher your grade.

#7681

5050

Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#8426

2323

Dec. 12, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dr. Seuss was actually in the same graduating class as Dr. Pepper. However, Dr. Pepper had a career change and was formerly known as Sargent Pepper. Student: Yeah, he worked under Colonel Sanders.

#12672

1414

Dec. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Ziyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for

#5311

1820

Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.

#8752

24

Nov. 16, 2020, 4:38 p.m.

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Martinez: What makes you happy? Do you know what makes you happy? Martinez: French class? Martinez: I'm *sure*. I'm *sure* that's what makes you happy.