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⚐ ReportDelaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
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⚐ ReportRose: Is this a friend you've made or someone who just fears and respects you now? Lidz: What's the difference?
#4577
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⚐ ReportDuring Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!
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⚐ ReportContreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...
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⚐ ReportRose: what crime should we commit Nicole: …jaywalking Rose: jaywalking? Rose: ok. jaywalking. I like that
#1196
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⚐ Report//CAP senior seminar, discussing what to do after portfolio, and how we need to keep a serious learning environment, since this is school Class: Can we do hand turkeys? Shindel: No... we'll do that for Thanksgiving
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⚐ Report//Jesse wants to know how big the hot air balloons are, asks Pham Jesse: How big are the hot air balloons Pham: You too small.
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⚐ Report//At ARML, Talking about Wallops groups Viju: Oh yeah, our study groups are... uh... multisexual! Jason H: ... You mean co-ed? Mufasa: Whoa, multisexual? So Charles would be in every group!?!
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⚐ ReportDuval: So this student I had last year came up to me. Duval: And she said "Ms. Duval, I've never seen your calves before"
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⚐ Report//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.