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#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#3185

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April 2, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//talking about Alan Shepard and moon landing in US History Angelina: Isn't the moon and space the same thing?

#8025

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March 21, 2019, 12:26 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: Haydn correcting people is the best genre.

#5414

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March 12, 2015, 10:57 p.m.

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//PARCC assessment season //The late bell rings for Pd. 5, and Sra. Cuadrado struts into the room, smiling almost deliriously Sra. Cuadrado: "Why HELLO my dear period 5, we meet again! It's been so LONG since I've seen you!" Various students: "...Sí, Sra. Cuadrado" Sra. Cuadrado: (laughs) "Ok, enough of that. I've been seeing you far too much recently."

Periods 5 and 6 are like, 4 days ahead due to snow days and weird scheduling

parcc, cuadrado, spanish

#1062

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lisa: Don't you get power from, like - Ms. Gross: Killing people? Yeah!

#3212

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April 11, 2011, 8:26 a.m.

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//during sports stat while walking around Stein: Me no need regresssion line! Busting heads will do just fine! Me like hockey! ME LIKE HOCKEY! ME LIKE HOCKEY! (whistles)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4

stein, hockey

#11106

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Nov. 3, 2022, 9:55 p.m.

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// Collection of what Smolen said during MCYO K! rehearsal "Let's go to letter K, K for Canada!" "We are sort of gaslighting ourselves here and I know this isn't healthy, but we have to do it." "You guys are young and happy, you don't have to pay taxes yet!"

#12504

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Nov. 10, 2023, 3:57 p.m.

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//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/enidnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/e/82/e827f6f6-8b0d-5563-9b93-e06311b35ba8/594455b982358.image.jpg?resize=750%2C392

clock, car, thermo, michael, jacobs

#1511

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Feb. 19, 2010, 1:19 p.m.

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//Whitacre is out, and on the board... SWBAT understand the stuff.

#12274

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Oct. 9, 2023, 10:44 a.m.

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//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.