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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:43 p.m.

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//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum.  We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity.  And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM!  We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is.  I steal all my best stuff from Stein.

#9116

1818

April 22, 2021, 1:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't know the alphabet! Schwartz: Ohhh, L comes *after* H!

#3272

22

April 28, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Collins: Josh, what are you doing? Josh: Oh, absolutely NOTHING related to your class right now. Collins: ...go to the classroom.

#12468

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Nov. 6, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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In darkness humans only see in shades of gray, as you all know because you're alive! - Woodward

#1129

22

Dec. 10, 2009, 11:39 p.m.

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Swaney: I'm expanding my expressions horizons. *looks at Jacob* Don't! Jacob: I don't even have a pencil in my hand!

#9009

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat

#1345

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Ryan W: Google and China are fighting a secret war.  In 5 years, only one of them's still going to be around.

#6653

24

Sept. 25, 2017, 10:23 a.m.

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//while taking photos Street: Yes no smiling. Frowning is good.

#13277

88

April 9, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jeffery Ji: It says we can't bring a boombox so can we bring a boombox? Jorgensen: not if your apartment thing is near mine Jorgensen: cuz I sleep.

#11196

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Nov. 17, 2022, 9:49 p.m.

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Smolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!