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⚐ Report// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these
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⚐ ReportGlenn: The G string is so thick! Glenn: It hurts my fingers when I press on the neck and I don't know if I can take it anymore.
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⚐ Report//SRP poster presentations //David refuses to present to some juniors David: I don't care about you. I'm a senior, so I don't care about anything, except ... yeah, I don't care about anything.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.
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⚐ ReportDaniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.
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⚐ Report//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."