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#5607

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Oct. 29, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Street spots people turning in late lab reports Street: The trash can is over there.

#9913

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Feb. 4, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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Ms. Stelzner: You know what they call the president's schedule? The tiktok.

#13275

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April 8, 2024, 7:31 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, april 8 "let's talk about new jersey" "there's this place called new jersey ever heard of it?" "it's the worst place in the world" "um yeah it's really terrible" "I'm from new jersey, that's why I'm such a grumpy person" "maybe one day I will achieve inner peace once I've been away from new jersey for 40 years maybe I'll become a nice person" "I think that's how long it takes" "what does new jersey look like?"

rose recorded this class to give to 9th to watch bc eclipse (suprising that he didn't hold us hostage) // mod note: this is quite unprecedented, especially given that Kirk continued teaching during 9th

world, peace, rose, grumpy, new jersey, terrible, analysis, worst

#12489

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Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#7740

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:20 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: That's the problem with rigor fetishists. They are never satisfied! They want more! more! more!

#8796

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Dec. 7, 2020, 3:09 p.m.

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Student: All flights to Montana are just flights to South Dakota

#12279

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Oct. 10, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Lodal: Which came first, the weirdness or the Chadness?

talking about people named chad for some reason

lodal, adv ess

#1680

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March 17, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"

#4643

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Nov. 6, 2013, 2:43 a.m.

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Joel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.

#4331

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Nov. 29, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

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Grossman: It's okay to fail...failing builds character.