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#11887

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May 23, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Kirk: let’s take a moment to appreciate Leul’s graph Sai: no. Kirk: damn

#9733

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Jan. 11, 2022, 5:14 p.m.

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Lodal: Okay, guys, we are going to talk about earth science today -- whether you like it or not. //later Lodal: Do you want to learn about this other earthquake scale? //class gives various positive responses Lodal: If I were to ask that question and one of you said no, some times, I might just not tell you about it -- but today is not one of those days.

#12073

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Sept. 7, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You can look at a campfire for hours, and it's really interesting.

#11741

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April 12, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Rose: now the government controls your every move and reads your email and it’s a totalitarian nightmare

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#2694

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#3978

1010

Feb. 18, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

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M-E: Boolean Algebra: It's all about untying the nots.

#6099

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Nov. 17, 2016, 11:07 p.m.

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// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.

#3774

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Nov. 11, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Dennis Z is rubbing tape bits off his arm during R&E Cathy: What are you doing? Dennis: I got my blood drawn yesterday, so they put huge piece of tape on my arm. Now, the sticky stuff won't come off. Rishabh: Who did it?

#3782

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Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!