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March 17, 2019, 12:23 p.m.

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Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable

#11312

46

Dec. 13, 2022, 11 a.m.

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Andy: alright Jerry, give me your legs

#3150

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March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#344

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May 25, 2009, 11 a.m.

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Bunday: You can't make love under the rug!

#12504

55

Nov. 10, 2023, 3:57 p.m.

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//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.

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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:31 p.m.

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//Over Facebook Antares: Stat homework is painful. James: Is that quantitative or categorical value? Antares: JAMES I WILL STRIKE YOU

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Jerry Song: If you need someone to explain the book to you because you didn’t read it, it’s like catching someone’s vomit in your mouth hoping to get some nutrients.

#9112

79

April 20, 2021, 4:06 p.m.

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// about to do Mindfulness Minute™ Schwartz: Have we done this? We've done this! Schwartz: Oh yeah; we get to comment on the lack of scientific rigour of this! // proceeds to, with the help of students, point out various flaws in the directions

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March 10, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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Delaney: Every day I watch BNC and crushing disappointment weighs down on my soul.

#13004

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Feb. 8, 2024, 10:19 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Eggs are disgusting Jorgensen: like to clean up Jorgensen: Like my daughter, who's a junior here.tried to make scrambled eggs when she was 3 Jorgensen: We had to put a lock on the fridge because it was a problem...