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May 3, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing

#2050

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#10422

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April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#4546

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June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#12915

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:40 a.m.

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Glenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside

#2383

88

Oct. 20, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Teacher: If you use that as an eraser one more time, I'll erase your nose.

#3410

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May 24, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

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Richard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.

#353

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May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: How many kids do we have? *counts* 18 Jacob: No!!! But Mikey's leaving tomorrow.

#8950

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Jan. 28, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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//ESS Presentations Lixing: The researchers in Biosphere 2 actually weren't able to make enough food, and they reported starvation for the first year or so. Lixing: I had to skip breakfast to make these slides, so I'm actually living the authentic Biospherian experience.

#322

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May 24, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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[talking about Jurgis in The Jungle, and why he can easily get a job] Ms. Conley: "Because he's..." Alex C.: "He's young." Ms. Conley: "Right, he's young." Alex C.: "He's strong." Ms. Conley: "Yep, he's strong." Alex C.: "And he's hot." Ms. Conley: "And...thanks Alex." Ms. Levesque: "Actually, in the video clip, he is hot."