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321

Nov. 2, 2018, 9:46 a.m.

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Rao: There are plenty of knuckleheads in the magnet.

#9767

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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!

#5844

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March 7, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

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//During 1st period, there is a loud fire siren outside Student: OK, I think we're going to be doing the Pham lab today too.

#1508

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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Stein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.

#5525

66

Sept. 3, 2015, 7:13 p.m.

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//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.

#5342

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Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#13143

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March 1, 2024, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.

#9277

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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// lodal shows the garfield eats documentary to ess Lodal: This guy can't even spell his name right. Lodal: Here's the thing. Do I want this to be a real thing, or do I just want this to be an elaborate internet joke? Lodal: I torrented his book, since there's absolutely no way I'm giving this guy money. Lodal: Let's make this clear: Garfield is a garbage comic. Have you ever sat down and read any of it? It is the *lowest of lows*. Lodal: We should have done this at the end of class, but we're not, because I hate you.

#6220

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Jan. 29, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Buddha: Ms. Cullen, can I go to the Nurse? // Leaves to go to Nurse with stuff // 15 min later, Buddha returns Buddha: I'm sure if I was on my dying breath, the last thing I would hear is "Do you have a pass?"