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#3232

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April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#11433

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!

#3877

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

#1576

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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.

#11024

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Oct. 21, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Jerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.

#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

You burn 1 thousandth of a calorie by blinking. Assuming a 35 mins of reading and a blink rate of 22 blinks/min, Leul would burn 0.77 calories or 3.22 joules of energy //mod note: much more burned from turning pages or scrolling

working_out, english, reading, annika, leul, highsmith, goldberg

#11612

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Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.

#9321

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Nov. 11, 2021, 11:36 a.m.

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//about how Rose teaches Jamie: he talks to himself, and we're just sitting in the classroom

#8155

105109

May 7, 2019, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: It's not really a math class unless you run out of time awkwardly

#11502

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Feb. 3, 2023, 11:01 a.m.

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Hart: Andy, do not use chatGPT to write your orgo papers.

// mod note: I was preparing CuSO4 while she said that, idk why

orgo, hart, andy