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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#11692

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March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#2788

610

Jan. 15, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

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Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.

#9566

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Dec. 9, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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Schafer: There's no logic here.

#9317

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Nov. 10, 2021, 4:25 p.m.

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Rose: Children are containers. Woo!

#3246

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April 15, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Teacher: Is she getting a straight line? Gabe: Nope. Teacher: Xixi, get straight! //After a bit of thought Teacher: Wow, that would be odd if taken out of context. //After Devin helped Xixi with the math Gabe: Luce made her straight.

#6331

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March 21, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

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Jonah: There's always feeling that like no one knows what they're doing Jonah: But this time we might actually not know what we're doing Jonah: Somehow it'll magically come together in the end, I hope.

#5825

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Feb. 22, 2016, 10:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles points at Shwetha's stuffed sheep Giles: Is that a troll doll or something?

#1956

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May 26, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.

#8591

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June 8, 2020, 12:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Maybe a video will be posted here! Maybe it won't! It's a fun new end of the year game!