#8978

1919

Feb. 5, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Can we acknowledge, for just a second -- how much of a waste mowing the lawn is? //few statements later Lodal: I think lawns are bad, and you shouldn't have a lawn.

#8261

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:41 p.m.

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//Stat, first day of school, Stein is going over expectations Stein: Oh yeah, that's my twitter, follow me on twitter Stein: I don't follow students back, but you should follow me Stein: I'm trying to get to 1000 followers, help me out here

#12417

1818

Oct. 29, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Jonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!

#3325

97103

May 8, 2011, 5:12 p.m.

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//while taking a picture of all teams at National Science Bowl Photographer (to Blair team): On the side, could you move in please? Pham (under his breath): It so we not look fat. //later Photographer: Cross your legs in the front row! Pham (loudly): There no female first row, why they have to cross legs! //The coach of a team from Alabama turns around and gives Pham a long, dirty look //later Photographer: Smile and everyone wave at me! Pham (under his breath): Throw something at him.

#389

99

June 1, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You with me so far?"

#11250

2222

Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

#10306

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March 18, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: DAMN! Will: That's a bad word, you can't say that at school! Kaluta: DAMN! Will: Stop, that's illegal!

#9238

1111

Oct. 27, 2021, 4:12 p.m.

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Lodal: At some point, I have to make my own Grammarly ad, as a counterpoint to this one.

#3961

484536

Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#1967

810

June 2, 2010, 12:22 a.m.

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Stein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)