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#1564

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March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#10396

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April 4, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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//Logic Rose: I think this class is fun--don't respond.

#8622

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Sept. 25, 2020, 2:30 p.m.

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//Rose is showing his Aristotle statuette Sam Cho: That looks heavy enough that if you hit someone it would do some real damage Rose: Good

#5823

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?

#9764

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Jan. 14, 2022, 2:52 p.m.

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Rose: I've really failed you all as a discrete math teacher

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

#3519

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Sept. 6, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: The way new things are discovered in math is people just do stuff, and see if it works. That's how the complex numbers were discovered. Someone was just doing some stuff, and it worked out.

#611

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Swaney: I shouldn’t admit this, but I am because it’s been so long…

#8295

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Sept. 19, 2019, 7:40 a.m.

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Charlotte: NOAM, I did it in under 10 minutes!!! Michio: Charlotte, that’s not much of an achievement, it should take longer than that. *everyone looks at Michio* Michio: Oh, it was about running

#13186

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March 13, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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Glenn: A little quiz is a quizzy Glenn: But I'm not gonna say that for test. James: are you a child James: so immature // later Glenn: It's so funny because if you ever have Bosse she'll say that with a straight face Glenn: as if she doesn't know what she's saying but she's a biology [inaudible] Glenn: and it's funny to watch student's faces