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Feb. 22, 2024, 7:20 a.m.

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Rose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?

#2080

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m.

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Pham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!

#12093

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Sept. 11, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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Mather: When was I born? Student: 1880 *class laughs*

#5715

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol

#4194

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Sept. 11, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

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//At marching band practice Freshman: Can we have a water break? Adam (senior drum major): Water? //Freshman nods Adam: WATER? Freshman: Yeah-- Adam: YOU HAD WATER YESTERDAY!

#9150

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May 21, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.

#2205

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Sept. 27, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.

#11616

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Feb. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Anderson: *walks towards the back of the room* Jerry Song: *switches off of chess.com, starts furiously typing gibberish*

#12414

24

Oct. 27, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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Student: If you have 100k points (for McDonalds), either you're Mr. Beast or a fatty.

#9206

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Oct. 11, 2021, 5:13 p.m.

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// Rose has posted a “makeup lecture” for precalc C students due to the loss of an even day this week Rose (in Canvas): Sorry for the video, but if you watch on 1.5x speed, this will only take ~30 minutes, so that's not really so bad.