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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.

#2010

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June 22, 2010, 11:09 a.m.

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Rose: Let's get a couple of things out of the way: there's no Santa Claus; there's no tooth fairy. Does everyone still have their emotions under control?

#10815

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Sept. 15, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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Bramble: Some people have a way with words. Bramble: And other people...

#80

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: But that's not exactly solving... I take that back. I don't know what I'm talking about.

#8056

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March 28, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Hart: You ever see those Finnish names, where there's 7 K's in a row, but it's pronounced "Sam"?

#915

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:41 p.m.

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Ravilious: Don't pack up before the bell rings. It's not good for my ego.

#12349

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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#1925

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May 14, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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(Talking about and RnE Project) Polina: So if you attach two wooden poles here... Acon: Two poles is two strippers Chester: And if you have three poles, then... Polina: Oh my god

#11949

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June 7, 2023, 10:04 a.m.

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// Technical difficulties with the computer Smolen: I have too many tabs open. Smolen: My computer is like a representation of my brain.

#1724

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March 25, 2010, 1:04 p.m.

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//Talking about relations with south america and mexico Whitacre: See, the problem is that Americans hate everyone. Nevin: Yeah, those damn Mexicans should know better than to attack us! Whitacre: You know, you sound like you could be my uncle!