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#2600

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

Historical Note: Sri Lanka has had a large and brutal civil war that lasted for 26 years.  the war was between different ethnic groups on the island of sri lanka. many of the people on sri lanka came from the indian mainland you can read more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri_lanka

lanka, sri, indian

#11398

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Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#7673

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Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#12463

2020

Nov. 6, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Anuva: what’s your fit Sahu: what does that mean Someone: Your outfit Sahu: A shirt

#7893

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Jan. 28, 2019, 11:11 a.m.

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//Robo Noah Palosky: Anika, I was being a civilized person and pretending to hit you in the face.

What a mark of a civilized person

#6553

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July 23, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Talking about salad dressing and solutions Pham: Whenever I go visit my white friend, they alway have big bowl of salad, they ask you want Caesar, Italian... Pham: Asians, they give you big bowl of rice and say "here, eat it!"

#10622

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May 27, 2022, 5:42 a.m.

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Andy: nuts. Andy: bolts, even

what waking up at 2:30 to catch a flight does to someone

andy

#3452

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June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#1393

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#8839

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Dec. 18, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And I *hand-drew* it at the bottom so you could laugh at my drawing