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#12003

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June 20, 2023, 9:02 p.m.

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Lodal: Gosh, the old little Asian ladies at Costco are the worst.

#11412

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Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#12804

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Dec. 24, 2023, 3:05 p.m.

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Ryan: Why does the pope have no face?

#7387

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April 10, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

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//Pham walks in to the first AP Stat review session, all is hush Pham: AP? //Stein nods Pham: Dis early???

#1916

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May 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: The other reading is by this guy Shcherbatov. Russians have got these really cool names.

#2830

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#461

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June 21, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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//attempting to get the inverse matrix of a non-square matrix Mr. Pham: You can make it square? I can make you square!... looking like Spongebob.

#8469

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Jan. 24, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

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//AP World, on tangent about coronavirus Seat: When I went to China many years ago, I got a first class seat on the plane. On the flight, someone in the back got a fever and they quarantined the back. Seat: When the plane landed, they let off only the front, and I was like "first class, suckas!" Seat: I don't know what happened to the rest of the plane.

#11434

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Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#2332

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Oct. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m.

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Mrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?