#8289

2424

Sept. 16, 2019, 8:40 p.m.

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Horne: (to Rajit) Sujay? Rahul? //laughter Horne: Rule number one of finding yourself in a hole: drop the shovel

#8728

1919

Nov. 11, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to rebel against it and destroy the system, but I have no power to do that, so instead I just whine about it.

#5337

2222

Dec. 22, 2014, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

#663

99

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

#702

6977

Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#10169

1717

March 5, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Leela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.

#2624

-24

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:03 p.m.

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Alex C: I love this cube. It's so, like, white. And supremacist.

#1189

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.