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May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#12689

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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Jacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.

#4538

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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.

#9821

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Jan. 25, 2022, 7:53 p.m.

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rose: "... with like care and like intelligence and stuff"

#5686

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Dec. 8, 2015, 12:02 p.m.

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Rose: And then the bear comes home, and says, "Someone shrunk my hypotenuse!"

#11246

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Dec. 1, 2022, 2:35 p.m.

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//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.

#9765

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Jan. 14, 2022, 3:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a dt piece. We needed that; I'm happy about that. You know I'm happy about that because I put a checkmark over it. //later Schwartz: Uh-oh. We have a 1 over dt piece -- I'm not happy about that. You know I'm not happy about that because I didn't put a checkmark over it.

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#6614

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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#10892

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Sept. 29, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Dr. Brabazon: Jamie Raskin is calling me right now! Jacen: He wants your money!