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⚐ ReportSanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I ask class, "Where are all the students?" and they tell me, "It's 4.20. what do you expect?" So I ask, "What is 4.20?" and they say, "No, no we can't tell you that, you'll look badly on other students." So I go to the internet, I see what is 4.20 and I look badly on MATTAN who was not in class.
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⚐ ReportRose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.
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⚐ ReportStreet: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Don't trust people who look like they're fit, they don't know what the good fast food places are.