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#13517

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Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#13102

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Feb. 20, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: I thought for sure at least one of you was degenerate enough to carry a laser-pointer on you.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#5819

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Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.

#4044

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March 16, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

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Schafer: I was thinking about these brownies, but I don't think I should. Devin: YOU SHOULD! THEY'RE GREAT! Schafer: Now I want them even less.

#5831

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Feb. 29, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

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//Solving trig equations Giles: So, you can just cut this in half. Kevin (quietly): You can cut my face in half. Giles: I'd like to.

#6793

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Oct. 18, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

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Rose: *writing a propositional logic expression on the board* "If you do the dishes, I'll give you polyhedra". Not unlike discussions happening at my house.

#1564

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March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#6964

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Nov. 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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//Talking across the room Connor: Your intuition is shit!

#5666

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Nov. 25, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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Kalin: Uhh, Yeah sure. Someone: Kalin, that wasn't a yes or no question.

Kalin's never sure

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