Random Quotes
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⚐ ReportDr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: There's actually a closet in my house where after a shower you can go hear the pipes settle. Vishnu: Can we visit, Mr. Schafer? Schafer: No, the dog would eat you. Though, Jeechee could bring his dog. Both of ours are like (holds out arms) this big. (looking around) Oh, wait, he's not in this class. (various students now claim their dogs could beat his up)
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⚐ Report// Talking about the cats he used to have Delaney: Aslan was an orange cat and did orange cat things. Delaney: Like pee in my hockey bag.
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⚐ Report//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!
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⚐ ReportRose: During Thanksgiving break, you guys need to put away your maths, and get some sleep ... Madeline: Who killed him and replaced him with a clone?
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⚐ Report//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.
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⚐ Report//Paul explaining the way a Knight moves in chess Paul: The Knight moves in an L shape, which is a letter I know many of you are familiar with.