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#3385

1618

May 19, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON!  What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!

#9460

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:29 p.m.

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Lodal: Please actually do the assignment. And don't just build swords -- and build robots. Like, you can do that too -- but do the assignment first.

#11862

1111

May 18, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Seat: You thought you were having a good day, but your good day ends now.

We proceded to watch a 9/11 documentary

seat

#1396

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Mr Bustillos: I could get the president coffee. Doesn't mean I'm married to the president"

He was talking about how he was the production assistant for a movie and how he had to get people coffee

bustillos

#8394

4646

Nov. 18, 2019, 2:36 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: Put your electronic distractions away everybody. I've taken 2 laptops and a phone already, and one has sold on eBay so far.

#6517

55

June 13, 2017, 7:24 a.m.

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Chervenak: Oh no! Haddad is touching my Jewish balls!

#11193

1010

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!

#6118

1212

Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!

The poem repeats "quiet" and "calm" many times; Michael hadn't started reading it

clay

#9269

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: Y'know, this is the first class I've taught where kids just drop in to charge their phones. Delaney: They'll just come in and say, "Hey, can I charge my phone?" and leave. And I'm left saying "sure? I guess?"

#2489

2224

Nov. 7, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!