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#11461

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Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#8514

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Feb. 21, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//Chem James: Coronavirus is good for you. It makes your immune system stronger.

#11604

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Diego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.

#7792

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Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#12759

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Dec. 19, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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// Talking about her daughter Alice Glenn: She's a bloodthirsty little savage.

#4314

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Nov. 19, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Horne: Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue. //He later attributed this to a fellow Blair coach

If you don't get it, think about it for a second, then vote this up.

pbe, horne

#12428

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Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.

#10180

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March 7, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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// Chem club lecture O’Donovan: Do you want to make pepper spray and send it to Ukraine?

#2809

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Ashu (totally off key, to Lily): Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you… Giles: I think Intonation auditions are in order for you!

#5273

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Nov. 20, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pd. 6 Analysis 2 is discussing why it's not ok to simply switch the order of integration without changing the bounds Mr. Schwartz: "It's equivalent to the science problem of dimensional analysis. If you answer in Joules and the question asks for Newton-meters, then, that's just..." Class: "Uhhh" Mr. Schwartz: "...Umm, ok, pretend I never said that."