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#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...

hannah he has friends??? jk i love her also hahahaha ARML

he, hannah

#6295

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March 9, 2017, 6:06 p.m.

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// Going over a stat reading quiz Stein: "60% of boys and 25% of girls report that they are sexually active." What about you, George? *pause* I mean, what's your answer?

#11750

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April 14, 2023, 7:31 p.m.

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Andy: ap chem is an easy 5

@andy i hate u for this // mod note: it was for me at least

andy, chem

#12006

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Aug. 1, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//ryan misreads back of Karen's sweatershirt Ryan: does that say C-U-M? Karen: you mean the juice with fishies in it? Brayden & Ryan: what? Karen: Didn't you guys take health?

#8054

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March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#2828

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Sofia: Yes! I AM that way. I have to figure everything out for myself ok lets go ask for help.

This was all said in one breath, which was what made it so funny

chemistry

#3883

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Jan. 9, 2012, 4:50 p.m.

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Alec: Sometimes when I stare at the sun...

#3383

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May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!

#7794

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Dec. 6, 2018, 8:12 a.m.

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Lodal: Can we, like, stop hitting each other?

#1326

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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Pham: Santa, you not supposed to go that way. You supposed to go through roof.