Blairbash.org

Random Quotes 

#591

1010

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

⚐ Report
Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#11110

1010

Nov. 4, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

⚐ Report
O'Donovan: I am stuck at equilibrium. O'Donovan: I grade papers, more papers come in. O'Donovan: I cannot go to completion!

#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

⚐ Report
Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#8173

1923

May 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

⚐ Report
Gonzalez: Catherine with a C, Catherine with a K, Catherine with a Y...

#10190

1111

March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.

#2076

88

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 p.m.

⚐ Report
Pham: Ninth grade, they feel very offensive when somebody call them stupid.

#3250

1010

April 16, 2011, 1:02 p.m.

⚐ Report
// After watching the strip scene from "Little Ms. Sunshine" in English (it had a purpose, probably) Gibboney: You know, that reminds me of my weekend... Class: WHAT?? Gibboney: Wait, no, now I need to explain that. Student: No, it's okay, you don't have to explain anything. Gibboney: No, I really do.

involved a long story involving a club and a dance-off...

strip, cap, gibboney

#10031

48

Feb. 18, 2022, 2:53 p.m.

⚐ Report
// Beginning of concert orch Roberts: Discord is the best. Roberts: You can unsend and delete messages as if you've never sent them in the first place.

Also Roberts: confiscates your phone if she sees you on discord

roberts, orchestra

#1531

3034

Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#8034

1525

March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Complex //Favid really loves lying down on the tables Schwartz: Hey, Favid. //Favid doesn't respond Schwartz: I said his name. Oh well. I specifically told my analysis students to put their projects on the ceiling, just for you, Favid. You can look at memes while lying on the tables!