#11959

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June 8, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Stelzner: You've probably wondered why we haven't gone over much poetry at all for all of English class so far. Jerry Song: Said nobody ever.

#9210

88

Oct. 14, 2021, 7:42 a.m.

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David: *drinks from the school water fountain* David: it's a very acidic taste, it's actually very good David: like lemonade mixed with battery acid... and lead

#6231

99

Feb. 3, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Jacob Stavrianos: I was pretty darn high in fifth grade.

#10038

39

Feb. 22, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Michael Wang: Ooooh I should draw a pentagram!

#9850

88

Jan. 27, 2022, 10:07 p.m.

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//Schwartz starts to say something poorly Schwartz: --rephrasing. //long pause Schwartz: ... rephrasing again, even though I didn't say anything.

#9905

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Feb. 3, 2022, 2:04 p.m.

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// Duval talks about video games and FIFA Duval: My son wanted me to play FIFA with him. Duval: I agreed to play with him on the condition that I get to be Belgium while he has to play as some crap no name team. Duval: Turns about some third tier no name team from Ireland upset Belgium... twice. Duval: The only thing I can master is the slide tackle. Duval: So while his guys were running all I did was slide slide slide slide!

#614

13

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#1881

66

May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#722

00

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: Well, now you know a lot about karma.

#8298

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Sept. 20, 2019, 8:03 a.m.

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Lillian: I feel like there should be a word for when someone asks you to go try out for an extracurricular and you go fully knowing you aren't going to get in Catherine: That's called giving up