#9221

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Oct. 20, 2021, 11:41 a.m.

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Dhruv: I don't even wear my mask during carpool Sam: Yeah, cuz you're always french kissing! ... Sam: Maybe I should join your carpool.

#9105

66

April 16, 2021, 4:06 p.m.

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Martinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.

#2872

66

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.

#1908

77

May 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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When asking Rose about the math hw on gmail, me: Hey Mr. Rose   I have a question 52*48*7*3*4/3!2! is that the # of full houses in 52 cards... William: is this a HW problem?  me: yeah  William: or do you have a gambling addiction?

#2144

77

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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Freeman: You live in the People's Socialist Republic of Takoma Park

#559

68

Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#10500

610

April 27, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.

#3117

1515

March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#6318

55

March 18, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Rose: I cannot write this on the big whiteboards because it is un-kosher.

#5816

1616

Feb. 18, 2016, 1:21 p.m.

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//After discussing equivalence classes in Discrete, whereupon class informs Rose that Schwartz already introduced the concept Rose: Oh, yeah, Mr. Schwartz is crazy. It used to be I was the only one who would teach crazy crap, but since they hired Schwartz it's getting out of control.