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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

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Nov. 30, 2021, 11 a.m.

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Andrew: No no no Xan don’t hot glue the wheels together! That was a sarcastic comment!

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11

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: Oh good Dennis, you're doing your karyotype! Good boy, good boy.

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Nov. 16, 2023, 1:51 p.m.

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Ms. Mason: time to put your phone in the bucket Student: Please, miss don't do this to me!

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Feb. 10, 2023, 10:30 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I don't like the smell of grass, but I like the smell of chemistry lab.

#2856

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

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Dec. 8, 2015, 2:50 p.m.

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// discussing molarity and molality Pham: They are different and they are not the same.

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May 31, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

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Eleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."

#9537

1224

Dec. 7, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Stephen: Hm, it's very thick. Ace: Just like his nudes!