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⚐ Report//9th Pd Gabaree AP NSL, people are pretending they don't know anything about the election to mess with him Gabaree: What do you guys think of recent events? Hannah: I'm really excited that Obama will be president again!
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⚐ Report//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"
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⚐ Report//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.
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⚐ ReportPham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.
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⚐ ReportMr. Kaluta: You don't have to be quite as quiet outside, you just have to listen to instructions... like "LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!" That's a good one.
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⚐ Report//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus
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⚐ ReportMr. Schafer: The nice thing about forces are that they are like an extra layer on top of everything we already know about physics. It's kind of like the frosting on a cake. Students: But we don't like frosting! Mr. Schafer: Okay, then it's like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Students: We don't like that either! Mr. Schafer: Then it's like a free extra topping on a pizza...
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⚐ ReportGross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'
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⚐ Report//Going over a chapter in AP NSL Swaney: So, conservatives tend to support war, and liberals tend to support fascism... Class: Umm, do you mean pacifism?