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⚐ ReportKaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.
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⚐ ReportStein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."
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⚐ ReportMr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.
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⚐ ReportBerket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...
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⚐ Report//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!
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⚐ Report//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.
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⚐ ReportTalking about communism Gibb: We're going to be a communist class. Grades will be redistributed. Everyone will get a C. Gibb: C stands for communism.