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Feb. 22, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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//After having a tangent about Mr. Pham and trying to get back on topic Bosse: We can talk about Mr. Pham for all the rest of the year; he's a very interesting case study.

#13658

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Oct. 28, 2025, 4:23 p.m.

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// Manil, Edward, and Joyce are sitting in a two-seater on the bus. As you can probably imagine, Manil is partially (mostly) squeezed out into the aisle. Manil: My left butt cheek fell asleep.

#11719

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March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

#7264

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Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#13620

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Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#2058

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

#1089

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: It gonna be a weee li'l tiny thing.

#1044

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//some students in Comp Meff have not completed Analysis IB, and others have yet to complete AP Calculus AB A. Pham: Guys, we doing the quiz now! Students: Quiz? Pham: Derivative quiz! Some of you may be at the disadvantage, but just doing it!

#6037

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Sept. 23, 2016, 9 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Who here has ever been lost?" *People raise hands* Whitacre: "Did anyone not make it back?" *Eric Shen slowly raises his hand* Eric: "I think I got lost at Costco"

#301

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May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!