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99

Nov. 28, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 28 "The critics' consensus is that [Wish (2023) is] terrible, but I like it." "You were all bored by my lecture, so maybe my lecture was bad, but maybe it was all your fault." "You are allowed to think. You are even encouraged to think." "I feel like I've said this five times already, but saying it one more time would be good." "I'm leading a whole counter-revolution. When I write my own calculus textbook ..." "An axiom is like a little packet of magic dust." "Sameer! Wake up. Stand up. You can't fall asleep if you're standing." "We have two facts about the least upper bound. It's an upper bound, and it's the least." "Are we ready to start the proof? ... No. That's a trick question. We're not ready, because we don't know what the hell's going on." "Wake up, everyone! Smack yourself. Smack your neighbour. Do whatever it takes." "If you just reach in with your grubby little fingers and go 'eurherhuuerh' ..."

#308

22

May 22, 2009, 12:45 a.m.

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[Playing poker] David: I bet... Kazakhstan! Cy: So like, three?

#4967

911

May 24, 2014, 4:54 p.m.

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//CAP Scriptwriting with Bustillos; he's mad (rightfully so) at a bunch of kids goofing off on their phones Bustillos: What is this, a program for idiots?! Student: Well, yeah, if we were smart, we'd be magnet!

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Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#13517

99

Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#1607

-1125

March 7, 2010, 2:44 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham posted homework on Edline for the freshmen Pham: Honmework # 6

#1694

66

March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

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Feb. 14, 2012, 5:29 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney:  It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.

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8486

Oct. 22, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Honigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods

#3154

55

March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!