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#9347

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Nov. 12, 2021, 9:59 a.m.

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// talking about the Fall of the House of Usher Rao: I think part of it is about mental illness. Student: Yeah! WHOOO!

i have no words

#8556

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March 9, 2020, 6:49 p.m.

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//Am getting my permission slip signed Me: Mr. Lodal I have this thing on thursday Lodal: *signs it* Lodal: We probably won't have school on thursday anyways

#9337

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Nov. 11, 2021, 10:36 p.m.

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"All I want to hear is the beat of your heart. If that's too loud, I will strangle you" - James Street

Street after telling students to be quiet.

street, rne

#10100

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?

#11483

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Jan. 31, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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Andy: Ms. Smolen, if Ricky and Victor got into a fight, who do you think would win? Smolen: Victor. Smolen: Ricky, Victor could just sit on you.

#11779

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April 21, 2023, 7:57 p.m.

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Hart: Why are you in my class instead of S R and Ping? Hart: Wait, don't pee in public.

//mod note: senior research and projecting

orgo, srp, hart

#11696

99

March 17, 2023, 9:45 a.m.

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// Pd.7 Spanish 5 Cuadrado: "I'm like God, I see everything."

#5298

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

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//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!

#165

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Even if I had perfect eyesight-like, a telescope, let's say- ~Mr. Rose

#13239

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March 22, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Gugan: Search up munting on google. I swear it's family friendly. I searched it up on my chromebook //after one google search Gugan: What if we started munting on a living person until they died and then did regular munting. //After facing criticism from literally everyone in the room Gugan: No. I swear it's good! The liberal left is just trying to make it seem worse than it is! They're taking away the last pleasurable thing in life! //Later Gugan: Hey guys, have you guys heard of munging?