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March 7, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.

#9080

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April 6, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

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Rose: Is this a friend you've made or someone who just fears and respects you now? Lidz: What's the difference?

#4577

02

Sept. 13, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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During Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!

#1447

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Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#12434

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Nov. 1, 2023, 1 a.m.

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Rose: what crime should we commit Nicole: …jaywalking Rose: jaywalking? Rose: ok. jaywalking. I like that

#1196

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:52 p.m.

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//CAP senior seminar, discussing what to do after portfolio, and how we need to keep a serious learning environment, since this is school Class: Can we do hand turkeys? Shindel: No... we'll do that for Thanksgiving

#6406

57

May 2, 2017, 9:23 p.m.

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//Jesse wants to know how big the hot air balloons are, asks Pham Jesse: How big are the hot air balloons Pham: You too small.

#3144

37

March 24, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//At ARML, Talking about Wallops groups Viju: Oh yeah, our study groups are... uh... multisexual! Jason H: ... You mean co-ed? Mufasa: Whoa, multisexual? So Charles would be in every group!?!

#9287

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Nov. 7, 2021, 12:53 a.m.

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Duval: So this student I had last year came up to me. Duval: And she said "Ms. Duval, I've never seen your calves before"

#2742

99

Jan. 3, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.