#11329

1616

Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#10457

410

April 21, 2022, 3:32 p.m.

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Christopher: are you enjoying watching my balls? Jonah: it's mesmerizing

#6790

-46

Oct. 17, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

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//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.

#2117

15

Sept. 16, 2010, 9:51 a.m.

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Fillman: So, let's talk about showering.

#5644

715

Nov. 16, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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Anonymous: This resembles a clevermath problem. Nimi: You resemble a clevermath problem: hard, tedious, boring, waste my time, hard to do...err not last one

#1362

66

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#12277

1111

Oct. 10, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: We gotta go find the stoner stat major that was hired by the Iowa public school system and told to find the mean of the medians.

#3484

5052

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#6338

66

March 23, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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//Boarding the activity bus, som'a'dem buddy'ol'pals discussing where to sit //Shriyash arguing for sitting in the back, Michael for the front Michael: But it's always quite hot in the back. Shriyash: That's because I'm always there.

#1027

4044

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!