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#2696

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Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

jack was putting his pants on after gym he was wearing shorts

jack, rose

#5732

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Jan. 7, 2016, 10:02 p.m.

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Wright: So I was looking over your projects, and some of your test class names didn't match the folder names. In the other algorithms class, there was a boy whose class name was Test-name of a girl in the class. I thought, "Hmm, he must have crush on her." And then later, there was another class also named Test--name of girl. And the code looked very similar. I think copied the other file by mistake. Yeah, luckily, I didn't say anything to the boy, although I did tell the girl, "Hey, I think this boy has a crush on you." Class:Umm...

Huh? Also, did she not even consider the possibility that he just copied her file and didn't change the name?

wright, crush, facepalm

#4474

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March 12, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

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Max: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!

#811

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Nov. 6, 2009, 8:12 a.m.

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Ms. Duval: Those people who can't be quiet in the hall may need to stay in the hall until they've demonstrated they can be quiet. *stares at her class intently* //in the background, someone sings: "Mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe) / mahna mahna / (ba debe dee) / mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)" Duval: That's got to be Stein...

#2771

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Jan. 11, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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Theresa: I've never read The Princess Bride or seen the movie. Amir: Are you retired?!? Theresa: What?

#529

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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"Argh! This kid in my school decided I was an ewok and he won't listen when I try to tell him I'm Captain Needa!" -- Naomi

#11730

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April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

Sophomore trip to Wallops. Bus ride there, the bus broke down right next to a field.

schwartz, wallops

#12344

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Delaney: when you are born—everyone’s born

i think macbeth might disagree

delaney

#2160

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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Pham: Where were you in the 1980's? Steven: In my womb!

//ModSim definitely winning. //...and who knew Steven had a womb?

pham, steven, womb

#12760

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Katz: You were talking about pictures by Andrew? Katz: More like ZHAOpian.