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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:34 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: I have some tenth graders in that class, but they're idiots.

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Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

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Feb. 9, 2024, 7:58 a.m.

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Kripa: Hey Nikhita here is the article I was talking about. *proceeds to read off her computer* Kripa: Middle school warns that snorting smarties may lead to nasal maggots Nikhita: Oh!

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April 3, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?

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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

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Feb. 2, 2022, 9:57 p.m.

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"valentine's day, it's all just capitalism." - mr kyei

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Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

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Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Cotangent looks something like this... right? Oh wait, I haven't drawn anything yet. ~Mr. Rose