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#11608

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Feb. 24, 2023, 2:13 p.m.

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River Qiu: How is Saving Private Ryan better than Spider-Man? Andy: Nobody actually died in Spider-Man. Saving Private Ryan used real footage from the D-Day landings. River: So you're saying that to make real entertainment we should actually kill people?

#8852

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Dec. 22, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Street: I *know* that you're looking forward to doing more work for my class Street: Because it's exciting and enlightening and stuff Street: So I thought I would accommodate those wishes ...

#12360

1111

Oct. 20, 2023, 9:21 a.m.

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Jerry Lu: What is the airspeed velocity of a flying capybara? Schwartz: African or European?

#13410

1919

Aug. 29, 2024, 1:24 p.m.

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Period 8 ADSB Sahu: I birth three children Sahu: and I name them one, two, and three

he was talking about classes, using the name class as an example

adsb, sahu

#3779

88

Nov. 14, 2011, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: So let the equivalence relation here be "made out with", and if you look at any two objects, then you'll see they made out with each other. So this is like, a movie about teenagers.

#1428

39

Jan. 30, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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(While we were testing the shooter in robotics, Ben tried to score a few goals) Ben: Urgh! Why is the kicker so much better than me!? Tucker: I know! Its like a kicking machine or something!

#10708

2525

June 15, 2022, 10:35 p.m.

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Isak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.

while we were taking the quiz he wrote "Morbin" on the whiteboard with an arrow pointing to the b

morbius, rose

#4074

3133

March 31, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

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// Discussing Supreme Court cases //On Dred Scott Swaney: And you all know who Dred Scott's lawyer was, right? Class: Montgomery Blair. Swaney: Right. Apparently he didn't do a very good job, as he lost. He got schooled.

#2838

55

Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#12096

66

Sept. 11, 2023, 2:11 p.m.

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rose: la la la la lalalalalala