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⚐ ReportThurman: The grades were all over a little bit, kind of like a bell-- more like a flat curve.
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⚐ Report//As usual, the Promethean pen is missing Pham: Wait! What do I going to write with?
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Whitacre, do you think the world's gonna end in 2012? Whitacre: I hope so.
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⚐ ReportRose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.
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⚐ Report//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?
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⚐ Report// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.
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⚐ ReportStein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
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⚐ ReportStreet: I was once at this job where my supervisor told me to do hard drugs Student: Did you actually do them? Street: No *glares*, but at the time I sort of wish I did
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⚐ ReportSubayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.