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⚐ Report//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?
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⚐ Report//pd 1 apnsl Cirincione: Has anyone ever bought a savings bond? //silence Cirincione: What?! Telon: My name is bond Telon & James: Savings bond
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
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⚐ Report// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*
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⚐ Report// after several unsuccessful attempts at conversation before class Lodal: I'll just play games on my phone until class starts... ignore you like you ignored me.
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⚐ ReportNicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?
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⚐ Report//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them
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⚐ Report//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.