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⚐ Report//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"
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⚐ Report// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?
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⚐ Report//Pd 9 ESS Lodal: If someone wants to start the rumor that I stole that flash drive, go ahead. I'll be the villain.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: For the last Math Meet, I want to bring 60, 70 people. We should show up in force. Student: Is it to flex on Poolesville? Schwartz: No, it's for us! ... but it's also kinda to flex on Poolesville.
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⚐ ReportIsak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid
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⚐ ReportMs. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.
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⚐ ReportJuan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...