#10404

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April 4, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Duval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.

#12998

88

Feb. 7, 2024, 3:59 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm busy going to every doctor I can, to treat every illness I have and make the county pay for it.

#4244

55

Oct. 10, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.

#6072

2228

Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.

#11566

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Feb. 14, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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// reviewing sports stat models Stein: Everything here is great, except that it's bad

#5856

77

March 15, 2016, 1:44 p.m.

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///talking about civil war Russell: When the Confederates shelled Pearl Harbor...

#10061

48

Feb. 23, 2022, 5:34 p.m.

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Subayi: Let's go to our friends Damon & Jo [YouTubers]. They're gonna explain it to you. Subayi: They're also gonna drive me crazy in the process, but that's okay.

#10907

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Oct. 3, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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//Horne's first day back after a week Horne: Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

#11231

44

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Schwartz: Someone fall for my trap card!

#4431

88

Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.