Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.
//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.
Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.
Jessica: Bok choy is satan in a vegetative state.
//Logic period 7 Rose: You know, for the longest time I didn't realize that the ball drop was just a stupid thing they did on television. When I was 5, I thought it was like some astronomical ball the size of the moon dropping down on us. On New Year's Eve, my parents were out to a party, which happens like once every 2 years. They hired this babysitter who made me sleep at 8, and I told her to wake me up at midnight to see the ball drop, but she didn't, she probably just left. I was so mad and just cried for an hour because I thought I missed the astronomical ball drop. Anson: Ahhh! He was SWINDLED by the babysitter!
Daniel Zhu: Sexy also has a meaning in math.
Moose: Where do the bananas we buy come from? Student: Safeway!
Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?
Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge
Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, remember how a few classes ago I said that paper products is the name of the game here at Montgomery Blair? Hinkle: [talks about paper towels]