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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#2616

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#7759

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Nov. 27, 2018, 11:19 p.m.

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//Describing a possible path on a parametric equation parabola Rose: And let's say the duck travels here, reaches duck nirvana and disappears, to teleport and reappear here on the parabola, and then returns to the vertex where it originally attained transcendence!

#7284

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March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#8283

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Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#10187

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March 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Colby: Mr. Sahu, I have a question. Do you think Mr. Kaluta would be really good at ASMR? //Sahu proceeds to take the question seriously and give an answer

#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#2389

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Oct. 20, 2010, 11:11 p.m.

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Anwesha: (talking about how drugs cause AIDS to spread through prison) Richard: WHAT? How does AIDS spread?! Anwesha: From heroin needles? Richard: OH, I was thinking about buttsex.

#8489

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Feb. 5, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

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Stein: I don't know HOW this happened, but my wife got pregnant!