#8464

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Jan. 17, 2020, 6:33 p.m.

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//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?

#520

11

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: You kill enough people, they come and kill you, cut off your heads, and cheer.

#7614

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Sept. 26, 2018, 10:40 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: So when I was telling my first wife... Stein: She's my only wife, so she gets mad when I call her that Class: ...

#2062

66

Sept. 4, 2010, 11:26 p.m.

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Mogge: They also used a lot of hoes, but that just sounds awkward.

#4119

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May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!

#12807

99

Dec. 29, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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Stein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.

#1029

44

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!

#12732

55

Dec. 14, 2023, 5:36 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 14 "Maybe you're being way too precise, or maybe you're being just the appropriate amount of precise." "What are you saying? ... Wait. Let's watch a cute little video first." "Those of you who are learning this for the first time should be feeling nervous, as you realise that there are too many real numbers. There's just so freaking many of them!" "If you've spent between 0 and 20 hours staring at this poster, as you should ..." "On the fourth page, I got kinda lazy, so I did all the work myself."

#9335

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Nov. 11, 2021, 10:01 p.m.

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mr rose after coming to a concrete conclusion that is 100% right: “… or whatever”

#9409

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Duval: I think Victor fell asleep for a second. Victor: No -- I was just closing my eyes. Lodal: He's just distracting us from the fact that he's playing something on his phone! //Victor moves jacket to reveal unused phone on desk Lodal: He tries to show that he's not doing it -- he probably has a second phone that he's hiding.