#12916

44

Jan. 30, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Glenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.

#8814

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke

#11922

1111

May 31, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Ostrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules

#7492

1313

May 20, 2018, 4:50 p.m.

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*talking about pangolins* Talia: That looks like an anteater with a high defense stat.

#2917

77

Feb. 10, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.

#6525

57

June 15, 2017, 11:51 a.m.

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Rafi: *GASP* Rafi: Jackrabbits don't eat oak trees.

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

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June 6, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Gonzalez: There’s nothing wrong with Carlos.

#7058

1010

Dec. 18, 2017, 11:06 a.m.

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(talking about religion in Genetics) Neo Zhao: you know that one god? Dana Muhmed: what? Neo Zhao: you know... like YeeHaw... Dana Muhmed: you mean Yahweh? Neo Zhao: Oh... That.

#1687

1012

March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.