#4195

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Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...

#350

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May 27, 2009, 11:08 a.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Try to come and bring some fam if you want. Class: Some Pham?

#3775

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Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#9819

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Jan. 25, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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rose: "if you find yourself on a deserted island and want to find the area of a circle... wait actually... wait no that's bad i take it back. if you're interested in finding the area of a circle-"

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#2189

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Sept. 24, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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//In Mod/Sim Mr. Pham: We will wuhk until December 1, then I give you your project, then I sit here and sleep. Student: You won't play your PSP? Mr. Pham: Oh, yeah, I'll play my PSP!

#2389

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Oct. 20, 2010, 11:11 p.m.

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Anwesha: (talking about how drugs cause AIDS to spread through prison) Richard: WHAT? How does AIDS spread?! Anwesha: From heroin needles? Richard: OH, I was thinking about buttsex.

#4614

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Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#10356

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March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#2319

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem