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#2998

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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:43 p.m.

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//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum.  We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity.  And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM!  We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is.  I steal all my best stuff from Stein.

#7414

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April 16, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

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//testing laundry detergent in discrete Rose: Normal, grease, food, and mud... the 4 basic food groups.

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#10010

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Feb. 17, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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Roberts: I'm going to turn on Infoflow, but first we need to stop the Turkish Marching.

#4517

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April 22, 2013, 6:31 p.m.

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Billy: Mr. Pham, when the factory exploded, it reminded me of you.

People are talking about the fertilizer plant explosion.

pham, billy

#3127

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March 22, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Medley: Radiation is a cause for mutations, which is the problem the people in China are currently facing. Class: O_o

Oh god Ms. Duval... PLEASE COME BACK!!!!

medley

#9501

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:20 a.m.

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"digest it. think about it. love it. " - kyei

#7620

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Sept. 28, 2018, 12:04 a.m.

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Eric Shen: That train has sailed

#1276

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Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...

#10149

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March 4, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Andy: The thing about boolean algebra is that the test is always about how many DeMorgans you can unwrap. Schwartz: Which is one more than you can do before messing up.

//mod note: i'm pretty sure that was schwartz but also we were all talking at once. definitely wasn't me

andy, boolean_algebra