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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

#12555

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Nov. 17, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.

#531

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Sept. 9, 2009, 9:12 p.m.

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Student: Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about the buses? Mr. Ostrander: I know that they're yellow, and they start from here and go other places, but other than that, I'm at a loss.

#12202

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Sept. 26, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Prunella: So Bosse said, "dad, you're 2 years older than Biden, I'm not letting you sub for my class".

#2473

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Nov. 4, 2010, 9:25 a.m.

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Pham: I can doing this! Why? I CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!

#5945

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May 23, 2016, 10:28 a.m.

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//Nick says something about the solutions of a complex fourth degree polynomial being perpendicular Giles: Nick said something important actually; write this date down.

#11424

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.

#11454

77

Jan. 23, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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// Trying to balance a coin on the edge Kaluta: Oooh ah ah gah! Jerry Song: Kaluta is going Goblin Mode.

#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#13276

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April 8, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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Jerry Song: it's a salt bridge of course it's juicy