#2388

99

Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#5815

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Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"

#2144

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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Freeman: You live in the People's Socialist Republic of Takoma Park

#10835

99

Sept. 19, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Stein: Write the name of the person who named you. Jerry Song: How am I supposed to know? I was born on the same day that I was named.

#832

810

Nov. 10, 2009, 2:37 p.m.

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Pham: Just plugs it in. You with me so far? Is there any question?

#10845

2020

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#3490

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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:27 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem, Pham explains about how he likes to put Baley Seeds in his drink Student: Wait, so you put them in...'cause it's cool? Pham: Of course! It look so cool!

#2892

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Feb. 9, 2011, 8:08 a.m.

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//discussing Mexican free trade agreements with Asian countries Swaney: Cancun! Spring break! Chinese gone wild!

#1682

1616

March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#11229

99

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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Bramble: I hate repetition. Katz: You hate repetition? Bramble: After you work in the Department of Redundancy Department for a while, it starts to get on your nerves, after a while. Katz: Annoyingly gets on your nerves? Bramble: Well, I'm not naming any names ...