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1111

May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...

#9402

35

Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!

#3432

77

June 1, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's not much I have control over, but I do have control over the fact that we're gonna freakin' do number five! Student: It's number four, page five. Rose: Number four.  Whatever.

#7428

8286

April 19, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

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Catherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.

#10372

1111

March 30, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Hui: One time I had to drive all the way to Florida. Andy: Florida Man returns to his natural habitat.

#8448

1620

Jan. 3, 2020, 1:54 p.m.

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//AP Lang //Student not in class walks into room Student: Hey, my Spanish teacher told me to come and take this poster. Moore: Ok, it's just back there. But first, you must duel one of my students for it.

#11692

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March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#9018

812

Feb. 19, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."

#13062

48

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:17 p.m.

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protobowl question: "what country has mount everest?" Alan Sai: "Himalays"

#4603

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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.