#8898

-15

Jan. 14, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

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Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old

#12900

02

Jan. 26, 2024, 9:13 a.m.

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Student who's working on analysis 2 homework: What's a conservative vector field? Other student: A vector field that hates abortion

#9154

4141

May 28, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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Chad Yu: Mr. Stein, why are you scared of heights? Stein: Well, I was in a plane crash, so there actually is a reason - I think they're related. Chad: Did you survive? *Stein just stares at him* Stein: No, I actually died, and then I came back.

#8955

3434

Jan. 28, 2021, 3:41 p.m.

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//Schwartz innovation period, discussing the bullying modules //the unit on cyberbullying included logos for various social networks Bracklinn: yeah, us high schoolers in 2021 are cyberbullying people via Vine and LinkedIn. Schwartz: well, at least LinkedIn exists. Lidz: Just because a platform exists doesn't mean we can cyberbully people over it?? Schwartz: I believe in you.

#11351

418

Dec. 22, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: So from now on we will just slide over the maths. Stein: *makes water sloshing sounds* Sudhish: *grunts*

#11022

57

Oct. 21, 2022, 7:41 a.m.

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Tinsley: Newark is the armpit of America

#12886

66

Jan. 24, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Ostrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.

#9751

610

Jan. 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//after showing an earth science video Lodal: My family, when I forced them to watch it, did not like it. And I knew they wouldn't like it, which is why I forced them to watch it.

#9269

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: Y'know, this is the first class I've taught where kids just drop in to charge their phones. Delaney: They'll just come in and say, "Hey, can I charge my phone?" and leave. And I'm left saying "sure? I guess?"

#7605

9197

Sept. 20, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring