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#13325

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April 19, 2024, 10:42 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure

#5263

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:38 p.m.

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//precalc c with Rose Rose: Okay anyone know the answer to the problem on the board? //Gabe raises his hand Rose: No you're just going to contradict everything I say. Anyone else? //no one else raises their hand Rose: Fine Gabe. I'm going to regret this. Gabe: Well technically the question isn't asking... Rose: Okay stop right there. I'm not calling on you for the rest of November.

Gabe contradicts everything

gabe, rose

#802

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Prange's swelled up right knee Mr. Prange: There's a big fluid sac. Eugene: Ew. Pop it!

#11347

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Dec. 21, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*

#79

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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I think I'm going to start this routine- every day, warmup, and check homework... sorta like a real teacher... ~Mr. Rose

#1708

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March 23, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Omar: Ok, back to Sporcle. Boston! Maryland!

While doing a sporcle quiz for most populous cities in the United States Eastern Time Zone.

ahsan, omar

#4019

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March 5, 2012, 4:44 p.m.

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Barg: Hey Mr. Pham, a lot of us are going to be missing class because of the robotics regional. Pham: Oh. How many people in the robot? Gubin: Err, none?

He was trying to figure out how many people would be missing class.

barg, pham, gubin

#8313

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Sept. 25, 2019, 2:59 p.m.

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Carlos: All it takes to become a saint is to be shot by a Pakistani Nationalist

Was Gandhi a saint?

#10490

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April 26, 2022, 10:26 a.m.

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// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this

#3040

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March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!