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#49

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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By changing my facial expression, I can subtly change the wave of answers coming from the class. ~Mr. Rose

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May 31, 2022, 11:12 a.m.

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// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.

#2237

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Sept. 30, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?

#7467

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May 3, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

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//Review for Calc AP Rose: Aah! This doesn't say if calculators are allowed or not! It's all because Giles is crazy OCD and retyped every single problem! This packet is so frustrating, I have to stop using his stuff! Schaffer: Actually, this doesn't say if calculators are allowed because it's copied from the scoring guide and the answers are removed. Rose: Oops maybe I made this one...

#4302

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?

#9470

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Dec. 1, 2021, 12:52 p.m.

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Shron: I'm not high, don't worry //as he's violently shaking at his desk

we all know he's high lmao

shron

#7269

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Feb. 25, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

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//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!

#1520

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.

#430

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June 7, 2009, 2:05 p.m.

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//Nicole mentions that she couldn't look over her chem notes since she stayed up all night doing homework for Mr. Rose Pham: You spend TWO HOURS on Mr. Rose's class but didn't spend any for chemistry? Boy, maybe I should give two hour homework everyday to beat Mr. Rose.

#3446

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June 6, 2011, 2 p.m.

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Pham: Is methane polar or nonpolar? Student: Polar. Pham: Why? Student: Uhh...because.... Pham: I tell you reason. Reason is you are wrong!