#9898

1414

Feb. 3, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: he's in the great boxplot in the sky

#10979

24

Oct. 14, 2022, 7:52 a.m.

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Viveka: Some people eat their ashes. Viveka: Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Viveka: Or Jeffrey Dahmer's toilet!

#11229

99

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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Bramble: I hate repetition. Katz: You hate repetition? Bramble: After you work in the Department of Redundancy Department for a while, it starts to get on your nerves, after a while. Katz: Annoyingly gets on your nerves? Bramble: Well, I'm not naming any names ...

#2508

1313

Nov. 8, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Ashu: I'm just an innocent girl surrounded by two Russian girls!

#8439

727

Dec. 19, 2019, 8:41 a.m.

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Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?

#6485

77

May 30, 2017, 2:30 p.m.

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//During AOA; the substitute is taking attendance //Mr. Schafer walks in and takes Anson out to the hallway. Anson walks back in. Anson: He's going to play Avalon with us right now!

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#2659

55

Dec. 12, 2010, 5 p.m.

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//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?

#6142

1212

Jan. 3, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.

#13668

44

Nov. 11, 2025, 9:04 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to start saying other numbers and moving my hands in different ways. Lodal: tWentY-OnE! *Waves arms some other way idk*