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Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.

#8273

1731

Sept. 9, 2019, 5:04 p.m.

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//Lunch, talking about the IB program at RM Carlos: International Bachelorette

#301

02

May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!

#4510

06

April 15, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

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//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes Alan: You just killed my childhood. //Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan

#7227

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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.

#13179

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March 11, 2024, 2:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."

#60

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: OK, here is some homework slash right now.

#1785

02

April 15, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//walking into Peace Studies a few minutes before the bell Joy: It's so empty today! *pause* Oh, is it 4/20?

#12427

55

Oct. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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//Mr. Cole is dressed as a troll for halloween Ryan Kelting: are you a smurf? Cole: close enough

#8921

3131

Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.