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#1314

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Jan. 13, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Pham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.

#9134

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April 30, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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Schwartz: Ohhhh ... some of these slides have slides inside them! Schwartz: It's slide-ception!

#12396

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Oct. 25, 2023, 4:06 p.m.

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Tiancheng: "Yunyi, how many cuss words can I have in an MBMT problem?" Yunyi: "All of them." Tiancheng: "Bet!"

#7251

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Feb. 21, 2018, 10:15 a.m.

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//Smith's Pd.3 //Shreeya, playing around on her calculator Smith: Shreeya, can you put your phone away? Shreeya: ...what...? Smith: what, what is that? Shreeya:...a calculator...? *slowly puts calculator away*

#8031

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March 22, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.

#12037

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Sept. 1, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Gugan: he teargassed himself which is so relatable

#47

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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So here we have a hexagonal prism.... kinda like a ghetto blaster ~Mr. Rose, on ghetto blasters //Pretty old quote, but never added\

#12431

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Oct. 31, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Smolen: I would prefer an odd number, because I'm anal about that. Smolen: Oh no, that's going on Blairbash.

#2205

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Sept. 27, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.

#8510

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Feb. 19, 2020, 2:11 p.m.

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//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!