#9496

-1220

Dec. 3, 2021, 8:11 a.m.

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"take a look at that method. straight off the dome." - kyei

#11078

57

Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!

#3094

57

March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.

#13396

55

June 6, 2024, 12:53 p.m.

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Michael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.

#4473

1420

March 12, 2013, 10:01 a.m.

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Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.

#13275

1010

April 8, 2024, 7:31 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, april 8 "let's talk about new jersey" "there's this place called new jersey ever heard of it?" "it's the worst place in the world" "um yeah it's really terrible" "I'm from new jersey, that's why I'm such a grumpy person" "maybe one day I will achieve inner peace once I've been away from new jersey for 40 years maybe I'll become a nice person" "I think that's how long it takes" "what does new jersey look like?"

#13050

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:55 p.m.

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Andy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face

#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#7927

129133

Feb. 7, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

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//Adv Geo Rose: Okay, okay, I couldn't figure out this problem on the homework. I spent like hours on it. But I think I can do it now. Haydn: So basically you just extend... Steven *while Haydn speaks*: Wait wait wait, let him finish, he can figure it out. Reynald: Steven has become Mr. Rose, and Haydn has become Steven, and Mr. Rose is now the student

#10163

1212

March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!