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Sept. 28, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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Kaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.

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March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.

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March 20, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

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//Journalism Adamson: You guys have any other questions before I chastise Anson?

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May 8, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 //Schwartz gives Telon duct tape Paul: rule one of wallops: if a student asks for duct tape, you ask what for.

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March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

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April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

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May 27, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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Ragan: That's called leveraging. The NSF likes that. Wei-Hwa: Economics. Do they teach that in school now? Jacob: You can learn anything in discrete math! Ragan: Good answer.

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March 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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//code red drill Rose: So we're gonna take a little break...I'm gonna eat a sandwich.

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March 12, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

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Max: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!

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May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.