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#5224

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Oct. 16, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

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//Monday in Symphonic Band: //Richard K. is holding a form Cynthia: Hey, what form is that? Richard: A form to sell my soul Cynthia: If you sell your soul I just might buy it Richard: Wait, why would you want my soul? Cynthia: *witch cackle* Michael Y.: You'd make a very good actress; that was like the perfect witch laugh Richard: No, you don't get it, that's her actual laugh

#708

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Schafer: I hate you all. Jacob: Last week when you said that, you said you were talking to the electrons. Schafer: Not this time.

#12762

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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Rose: last thing to define is the latus rectum Rose: very silly name but i didn't decide this

#1618

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March 9, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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//talking to the freshmen Hammond: So if dachshunds are hot dogs, corgis are the Polish kielbasa of dogs.

not off-topic at all. very entertaining, though.

hammond

#8532

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Feb. 27, 2020, 7:39 p.m.

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//talking about transistors Street: If you want to learn more, go to Mr. Schafer because he's smarter, younger, and better-looking than me.

#3078

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March 13, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Donaldson: So here we have CJ standing on the soccer field. The sun is on this side and the clouds are over here. Any questions? Theresa: Can we make it a track instead of a soccer field, since track is a real sport?

#10025

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Feb. 18, 2022, 8:30 a.m.

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//Kahoot in ADSB Student: Why did you pick that option? That can't be right. Molemo: I chose a random answer because I've already accepted that I probably am incorrect. Molemo: But if I'm right, I can laugh in your face.

#12696

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Dec. 8, 2023, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is the learning noise: the Boxlight startup sound. When you hear this noise, your brain produces a couple extra learning-molecules.

#4574

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Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.

#4075

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April 1, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Patrick S.: You know how we're not supposed to bring laptops to Wallops? So I think - I'll just bring a P.C.!