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#3435

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June 1, 2011, 10:25 p.m.

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//Puzzlepalooza 2011, Day One Teacher: Okay, so has everyone been "paloozed"? Class: Yeah! Teacher: And how do you feel now? Cy Neita: Puzzled.

Which is funny, 'cause as it happened, Cy Neita was puzzled in a different way... his name was the solution to one of the puzzle!

puzzlepalooza, cy, neita

#2260

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Oct. 3, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.

#5463

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April 20, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?

#2917

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.

#3107

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March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.

#5818

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Feb. 18, 2016, 8 p.m.

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//talking to prospective freshman for magnet program about how other schools don't offer the same courses Mr.Pham: Take a look at whitman! They say they offer multivariable calculus, it not the same. Or uhh...what Dat Asian school again? Student Helper: Wooton? Mr. Pham: Oh yeah!

#13016

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Feb. 8, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Rose: I guess we have to do problem 24 now. I was hoping we would run out of time.

#9997

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Feb. 16, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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//Mr. Foster walks through the class with his hood up and head down. Kyei: Yo who walks in like that. Kyei: For a second, I was like "what criminal just walked into my class?"

#2774

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Jan. 11, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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JMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

Talking about classes, and life in general...and making corny jokes

jma, mufasa, jhyun

#5606

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Oct. 28, 2015, 11:54 a.m.

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// Street talks about cars Student: How does a car engine work? Street: Technical, or easy-to-understand? Students: Easy to understand Street: there are four steps: Suck,Squeeze, Bang, and Blow. You can interpret that in two ways...