#4174

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Aug. 29, 2012, 11:52 p.m.

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Ravilious: Can anyone tell me where that picture in the back is from? //Ravilious points at a printed picture at the back of the room Viju: The dollar store.

#12169

44

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#3863

1414

Dec. 21, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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//Sophomore Secret Santa Hannah He: Hey look! My secret santa person thingy got me coffee! Surabi: Wow, they know you so well. Hannah He: Oh my god! I'm so excited! Coffee coffee coffee... Surabi: That person made a very bad choice.

#10918

44

Oct. 4, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Jerry Song is sitting on the AC Jerry Song: I’m just cool like that.

#7545

3333

June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

#11456

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Jan. 23, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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// Rao pd. 9 Misha, presenting to his group: This song is about how society places a lot of pressure on women's bodies. Dagmawi, from across the room: Nice.

#8920

2727

Jan. 21, 2021, 2:28 p.m.

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//reading a poem in ap lit Philip: My boobs will give everyone hours of fun

#6786

57

Oct. 17, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//To students waiting outside the locked door Street: Go away. //Turns off lights Street: Nobody's here.

#8798

1313

Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke

#8730

66

Nov. 11, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

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Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...