#7168

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Jan. 31, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!

#3334

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May 9, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

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Bourzutschky: Yes, I will murder and rape John's children. I shall enjoy it.

#6602

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Sept. 14, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

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//in r&e, street is showing where the flashlight battery chargers are Street: *moves trash can* Class: "Wait, in the trash can???" Street: *opens cabinet behind trash can* Class: "Oh oh okay"

#10644

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June 3, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Upon seeing a student's profile picture, a cry-laugh emoji Bosse: Why are you crying?

#9000

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Feb. 15, 2021, 10:46 p.m.

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//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.

#2810

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Giles (when talking about finding the roots of an equation): Here’s the alternative method. Do not think it’s horrible just because it’s associated with Ashu.

#10645

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June 3, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Fus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.

#7932

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Feb. 8, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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Joey Kim: But Steven is smart Ryan Cho: No, Steven is stupid Joey Kim: That just makes me feel worse by the basic comparison test.

#5916

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May 2, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?

#4064

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March 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.