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1416

Feb. 14, 2015, 8:38 p.m.

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Student: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!

#5437

44

March 30, 2015, 8:41 a.m.

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//talking about March madness brackets Stein: The Mad Ballers' model-picking strategy worked pretty well for them. They didn't win, though. Dallas: They still did better than us. Stein: Yeah, well I think the little chihuahua who lives next door to me could have done better than you.

#6388

2020

April 21, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

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//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?

#7272

57

Feb. 26, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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//Pd 8 AP World Whitacre: Katherine the Great was accused of having strange…sexual tendencies. Some four legged accusations, like horses. Tyler: Woah! Whitacre: Is that enough for you? Tyler: Yeah. Whitacre: So she had this giant mechanical contraption that would lift it up and place it on her. Sack of oats?

#482

55

June 21, 2009, 12:33 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Oh! I get to divide by zero. I love it!

#11407

26

Jan. 11, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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Burnell: My voice cracking like I’m 15 years old.

#5179

7583

Sept. 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

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// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.

#10581

1212

May 18, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.

#13325

68

April 19, 2024, 10:42 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure

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1010

Sept. 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

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Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?