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2024

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#6309

99

March 15, 2017, 11:18 a.m.

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Liam: I don't like coloring. Hersch: Well, it looks like you're not the sharpest crayon in the pencil box. Liam: Who puts a crayon in a pencil box!? Hersch: Well, you're not the sharpest knife on the Christmas Tree or whatever.

#6313

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March 16, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

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//Pd 3 bio, learning about transcription and translation Duval: So TFIID, what does TF stand for? Wensen: Team Fortress?

#9393

46

Nov. 17, 2021, 8:36 p.m.

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Cordoba: No freestyle rapping in my class!

#12137

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.

#12926

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:40 p.m.

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Andy: Oedipus, the OG motherfucker

#9088

218

April 10, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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Student: [Student] is such a [student].

#388

19

June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#1208

1010

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:54 p.m.

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Yifan: I have a postulate: the amount of work you're doing is inversely correlated with the amount you're talking about "doing the wuhk."

#9506

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Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.