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Sept. 23, 2021, 3:33 p.m.

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// in marine bio Hui: Damselfish are hard to kill. Also cheap. Pretty, cheap, and hard to kill. Hui, under his breath: Like me!

#3777

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Nov. 14, 2011, 1:39 a.m.

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//When talking about eliminating the parameter of parametric equations by substituting in for sin(t) instead of solving for t Rose: You don't have to get him all naked... you know, just leave his clothes on and stop whenever you're ready.

#11058

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Oct. 27, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!

#4362

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Dec. 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

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Alan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.

#7317

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March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#1864

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May 2, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#4986

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May 29, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

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//In Analysis II, while listing ways to solve a given differential equation Cathy: We can always do guess and check. Schwartz: Yeah! We can all be Mike for today. Mike: Woah. Mike does NOT check.

#7418

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April 18, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Pham: sometimes I do illegal things, so you guys have to catch me.

#897

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Nov. 19, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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(During class Mr. Stephens begins to yell at us) Student yells back: "Mr. Stephens why are you talking so loudly??" Mr. Stephens yelling even louder: "I'm not loud!"