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#9559

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Dec. 8, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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// right before the practice SRP presentation Sam: just so you guys know, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep, one for each brain cell, so you already know this presentation's gonna be crap

#11888

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May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

H_0: p = 0.9, H_a: p != 0.9. n = 64, p-value 0.008, statistically significant! (but the normal approximation might not apply)

stein, applied_stat, news, attendance

#4150

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May 22, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

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//There is a Doctor Coleman political campaign for PuzzlePalooza Paul B. Ellis: Look, its Hermain Cain...no wait, it's Dr. Coleman!

#8677

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Oct. 20, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

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Lodal: You can come to virtual check-in during any of my classes. I won't even tell your teachers that you went to mine instead of theirs. Lodal: Unless it's Mr. Rose, then I'm screenshotting it and sending it to him Lodal: Any chance to get at that guy

#11371

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Jan. 3, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Bramble: You will never have a return to school like I did one year in high school. Bramble: My maths teacher said to me, "at maths, you're just average". Bramble: And that was so mean.

#10658

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June 7, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about fluids Schwartz: Every vehicle is a submersible! Schwartz: Your bike is a submarine!

#13222

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You can’t please people, Jeremy!

#6532

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June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!

#1826

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April 26, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Steven: Nobody knows what "hussy" means! Teacher: Why? Because they skip straight to "whore"?

#11549

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Feb. 10, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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// Andy walks into quantum Sean: I lost the game! Schafer: I also lost the game!