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⚐ ReportAndy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.
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⚐ Report“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin
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⚐ ReportWill: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.
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⚐ ReportRose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.
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⚐ ReportStreet: Unless you have a really good reason for it to be late Street: Like if you got run over by a car and were in the hospital
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⚐ ReportBlaha: If you're a teacher and you're planning a 6 hours lesson for 30 minutes, that's unacceptable! If you're homework was supposed to take 30 minutes and it took you 6 hours, you would be DEAD!
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⚐ ReportPham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: So it's cubic, tetragonal, orthorhombic Student 2: Yeah, in terms of chaotic-ness Student 1: Wait no, it's cubic, orthorhombic, tetragonal Student 2: No Student 1: What? Student 1: Yeah, the first one was right! Why didn't you tell me? Student 2: Yeah, it's right Student 1: yeah Student 2: YEAH Student 1: YEAH