#7728

1418

Nov. 13, 2018, 5:17 p.m.

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//explaining how to be a good skeptic Rose: So we have a script that we must stick to, ...but we're making up the script as we go. Class: ...

#6673

1212

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.

#4329

1523

Nov. 28, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

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Shubham: Moose poop is good.

#11130

55

Nov. 10, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?

#3378

1313

May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...

#5810

1010

Feb. 12, 2016, 10:19 a.m.

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Schafer: When you have kids, just think of ways you can mess up their lives.

#12111

99

Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#3868

44

Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#9743

55

Jan. 12, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Jack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.

#12489

1515

Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"