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#566

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:15 p.m.

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Hinkle: You look at the deer and you're like, "hmm, that's a yummy-lookin' deer. I'm gonna get me a venison dinner." Or "hmm, that's a good-lookin' rabbit." Or squirrel. [...] Squirrels? Questionable. But I'd eat deer any day.

#5348

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Jan. 8, 2015, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "People think that diamond last forever, that why boys buy the ring to give to all the girls, because he want relationship to last forever, but diamond don't last forever, just like the--what?--the relationship."

#1971

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June 2, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Daniel Liu: And we'd like to thank the websites we used...

#3280

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

#500

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July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#13592

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April 1, 2025, 2:02 p.m.

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Burnell: I can't teach it all, so I won't teach it at all

credit goes to kian for coming up with it

burnell, kian

#11658

79

March 9, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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// Anderson pretends to be a college professor for a class Anderson: You as college freshman are the most ironic of all. // Later Jerry Song: That was such a banger that I actually took notes. He needs to do this more. Jerry: Based English teacher moments.

#6679

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Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6157

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Jan. 5, 2017, 8:45 a.m.

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Stein: "I'd be a good prison guard. Get back to work!"

Pacing around the room.

stein

#13668

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Nov. 11, 2025, 9:04 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to start saying other numbers and moving my hands in different ways. Lodal: tWentY-OnE! *Waves arms some other way idk*

In reference to six seven.