#2283

55

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#1857

1111

May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

#9404

814

Nov. 18, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//post-chaotic cracker barrel monologue lodal: i am so full of hate right now.

#10489

68

April 26, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Pd. 1 Symphonic Orchestra. Ms. Roberts is talking about vibrato. Ms. Roberts: "Width is how far you vibrate." *Class whispers to one another about amplitude.* Ms. Roberts: "Sure, the 'amplitude' of your vibrato. I don't know, I'm not a science person." // Later Ms. Roberts: "Alright, let's test it out. Experiment! I love science!"

#6287

1010

March 8, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

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//7th Period Cirincione Daniel Schaffer: Monetary policy is where the government screws over private money. Harris: I think that manipulate is a better word there. Daniel Schaffer: Manipulating and screwing usually happen in that order.

#543

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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Pham: Two things: Sit down, and do not talk while your mouth is full.

#6808

88

Oct. 19, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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//T O O  M U C H   M A T H   L A T E R and a fraction that spans the entire whiteboard Schwartz: So this determines whether or not the matrix is invertible Schwartz: Let's call it... Anson: The determinator! Schwartz: Okay! *few statements later* So now we have defined what a determinant is Anson: No we defined a determinator.

#11203

88

Nov. 18, 2022, 4:27 p.m.

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//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.

#5679

02

Dec. 3, 2015, 4:24 p.m.

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Roberts: You just got to the top of Blue Ridge Mountain! You need to be like, //Pretends to step to the summit of a mountain Roberts: DUHHH, DUH DUH DUH! DUH, DUH, DOHHH!

#11228

88

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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Bramble: Sometimes I hope something will fall from the sky so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Bramble: And then, yesterday, my hopes came true. Bramble: Now I'm trying to figure out what exactly I was thinking and hoping then, so I can recreate that luck. Bramble: I tried it today, and it didn't work.