#7828

4141

Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*

#11222

1515

Nov. 28, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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// unexpected day of no school because of a plane crash // Rose is hosting class anyway // he's screensharing his camera app from his phone Rose: now, I have to make sure that no one texts me anything inappropriate because this is my actual phone

#8821

-313

Dec. 12, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

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Arbitrary senior: Blairbash represents everything that I dislike about young magnets: the feeling that they’re superior and therefore must overexplain things to everyone else

#1705

26

March 22, 2010, 9:43 p.m.

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Alex: Well, we're just stupid. Staub: There you go, you just summed up the whole year!

#10183

810

March 7, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: I need a unit of volume (the spacial kind) Caleb: Decibels... Caleb: Oh he meant THAT volume

#6318

55

March 18, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Rose: I cannot write this on the big whiteboards because it is un-kosher.

#10

99

May 21, 2009, 8:14 p.m.

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Mr Rose: Well; I did just like you said. This morning I woke up at 5am, feeling not too great. I squeezed a whole lemon's worth of lemon juice (by hand) into a glass....added a bunch of honey...and ever since I feel like I'm gonna barf / explode out of all other orifices.

#9406

1717

Nov. 19, 2021, 9:56 a.m.

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Duval: Why are you making fun of me for buying gourmet food for my hermit crabs?!

#11565

1414

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Delaney: My wife decided she wanted another child and I was like, "Okay!" Delaney: And we didn't even try to do it the old-fashioned way because we already knew we weren't good at that. Delaney: So we did the whole process again, and we were PUPO, but it didn't work. // Delaney proceeds to say "PUPO" again another 5 times over the next few minutes

#1745

55

April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!