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⚐ ReportStein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.
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⚐ ReportTeacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!
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⚐ Report//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.
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⚐ Report//ADSB PD2 Kyei: Raise your hand if you thought the AP NSL test was easier than AP CSA *Vast majority raises their hands* Kyei: Y'all disgust me bruh
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⚐ ReportKirk: r_1 is the principal root Kirk: Because positivity rocks! Kirk: We're learning life lessons in math class here
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⚐ Report//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.
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⚐ Report// Going over BFT Schwartz: Right now the correct answer to "what's 36*3" is "No"! Schwartz: We're not doing that! Schwartz: What's 36*3? I don't care!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!