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#7196
1919
⚐ ReportMr. Stein: You know what Poolesville High School is? Anyone ever hear of it? *students murmuring in agreement* Mr. Stein: It's like, in Pennsylvania. It's in Montgomery County, but it's SO far away...
#6191
1111
⚐ ReportCalvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.
#5545
22
⚐ Report//Doing an application problem to Econ Schwartz: How much of the Water company's output goes to Electricity? Student 1: .1! Student 2: .9! Student 3: .5! Schwartz: .5 is between .1 and .9...but it isn't even the arithmetic mean //Awkward pause Schwartz: (sarcastically) ...see, Econ majors worry about arithmetic. But math majors have BETTER things to think about
#3438
55
⚐ Report// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.
#8661
1921
⚐ ReportRose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.
#10555
1313
⚐ Report// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!