P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.
Lee: It's not probability, it's bullshit.
//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.
//During PClassic Gabriel: Aaron, come and help me with stripping!
Thanuri: Who needs drugs when you can just take off someone's glasses.
//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused
//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.
Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.
//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.
Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~