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⚐ Report//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.
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⚐ ReportStein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."
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⚐ ReportWoodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*
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⚐ Report//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off
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⚐ ReportAustin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.