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#4047

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March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

#2854

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Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

Tsukue means desk in Japanese //Pham was explaining how when taking Chemistry, we learn the chemistry language.

chair, desk, japanese, pham, french

#9006

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Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not

#11280

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Dec. 7, 2022, 7:53 a.m.

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//Kirk Pd. 1 Funx Kirk: There are 3 things that are true in life... Kirk: Death... Kirk: Life... Kirk: And Ninth Period

#12994

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Feb. 7, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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// Punnett Squares Bosse: Either you're big BS or little bs. Bosse: You like it? Bosse: It's all bs.

#870

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta discovers blairbash for the first time Kaluta: Wow, this is hilarious! //Students come over Student: Oh, blairbash! Kaluta: You guys get back to work while I goof off!

#9635

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#12474

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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// Continuation of Glenn's story in the previous quote "One was when Sam was 3, I was doing laundry, and I pulled it out his shorts and what was in them was best described as little strips of bacon." "Then I realized, 'oh my god, these are Earthworms I am pulling out of my dryer'." "Turns out my boy was just collecting earthworms and putting them in his pocket." "It wasn't long until Alice also started putting earthworms in her pocket."

#8387

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Nov. 13, 2019, 2:44 p.m.

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Esther: the red velvet represents bloodshed

#10366

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March 29, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Rao: It got me 5 attempts to get the wordle today. I'm so mad.