#1060

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Gross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!

#9866

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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Schwartz: So we have this symbol on one side, this symbol on the other side! So we need to swing them on to the same side! Schwartz: We call this...swingy swingy!

#282

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May 21, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Mogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.

#12761

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: whose yellow drink is this Jesse: it's mine Saanvi: what is it Jesse: it's piss *takes a sip* Saanvi: ewwww Rose: well that was great, merry Christmas everybody

#5283

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Nov. 27, 2014, 9:30 a.m.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays depress me. Noah: He sounds like Mr. Lodal.

#8070

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April 2, 2019, 4:03 p.m.

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//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.

#6094

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Nov. 14, 2016, 9:12 a.m.

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Richard: Hey Rohan look at this, it's pretty funny. Rohan (without looking): hahaha that is funny.

#3599

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Sept. 24, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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Bob: To get to the other side. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

#10063

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Feb. 23, 2022, 9:11 p.m.

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// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!

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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them