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77

Dec. 16, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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Dr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.

#4063

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March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?

#10673

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June 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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// playing Habitat Hold 'Em (poker) in bio Student: Alright -- it looks like Brandon wins! //Brandon takes chips Sean et al: Let's go, Brandon! Sean et al: ... wait, no.

#13446

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Sept. 11, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: As you're shooting out of the birth canal Sahu: You ask: "What's your name?" Sahu: It's in the process of being made

#3321

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May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#11336

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Dec. 20, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Identifying chords in Music Theory HC: Everyone for major say "ho". Everyone: Ho! HC, under her breath: Don't call me that.

#2854

77

Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

#2637

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?

#10833

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Sept. 19, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Andy, Daniel He, Victor, and Luke are working on a project Tinsley: How is my dysfunctional line group working? Andy: Working dysfunctionally.

#6343

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March 24, 2017, 8:10 a.m.

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Cirincione: What's wrong with white men? 44 of 45 Presidents have been white men, is it not self-evident?