#4456

44

Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

#1469

2020

Feb. 5, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.

#9891

1717

Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!

#9148

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May 20, 2021, 1:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: English is always a crime against the French language, so what else is new?

#7245

79

Feb. 19, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Pham: Oh, I abuse you guy all the time. No need to worry about it.

#9110

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April 20, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

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Duval: So one way to get bugs for your collection is to leave on a light at dusk, and 2 hours later or so, check it. After 4 nights or so, you can probably get your entire collection. Max: That feels wrong... It feels like cheating. Noam: It's like having a villager farm your wheat for you instead of bone mealing it yourself. Max: Thanks for the very relatable scenario, Noam.

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!

#3008

88

Feb. 28, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

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JHyun: We can ignore it. It's nothing Thomas: And by nothing, you mean 600 pounds. JHyun:...Shut up.

#3208

88

April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#12554

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Nov. 17, 2023, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose, to Klees: You're standing at the gate, holding a sword, fighting off divergent series, stopping them from entering your maths.