Blairbash.org

Random Quotes 

#12540

66

Nov. 16, 2023, 3:55 p.m.

⚐ Report
Hart: When I ask students to rate -- 1 to 10 -- how fun Road Maps [type of chemistry problem] are, it's usually an 8. Hart: That may be because I say "if it's less than 8, I don't want to hear it."

but they really are fun // mod note: I can make them even more fun if you want

orgo, bias, hart

#13218

33

March 20, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

⚐ Report
Jorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets

#4627

99

Oct. 24, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

⚐ Report
Rao: Ok, good luck. I hope your kids don't grow up and kill you.

#8688

88

Oct. 23, 2020, 3:07 p.m.

⚐ Report
Piper: And this is the fun about mathematics: all the calculations. Piper: Some of you like all the conceptual stuff, like spending three days proving 1 = 1.

#5708

57

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:19 p.m.

⚐ Report
// This is in US History. Everyone is on their chromebooks and chatting on Google. Rafi: (in chat) Hey guys, I found a high quality picture of the one we are writing about Everyone: Thanks. //Eli comes on Google Classroom Eli: Guys, I found an even higher resolution picture. //There is a link on the bottom of the post //Everyone clicks on the link. It takes them to the Rick Roll Video on YouTube.

#10642

1921

May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

⚐ Report
Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#5698

77

Dec. 14, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

⚐ Report
Oldham: We're going to stop Ride at measure 118 on Middle School Music Day, because I don't think Noah Buchholz wants to get up into the stratosphere 9 times in a day. Noah: No, it's ok! Oldham: Your lips are going to be shot. Noah: No, I'll feel great! Oldham: No. Noah: At least admit that your real reason for doing this is to save Richard's ears! Oldham: No, I couldn't care less about Richard's ears.

#2661

55

Dec. 13, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

⚐ Report
Freeman: If you've ever seen Warren Christopher...he looks like a dried fruit.

#13081

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

⚐ Report
//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#2653

1616

Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!