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Oct. 8, 2024, 12:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m a God.

#11157

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.

#11978

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June 12, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Gugan: Me gusta comer tu madre

Spanish class (translation: "I like to eat your mother") // mod note: it should be "comer a tu madre"

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April 5, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Delaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.

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Nov. 23, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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\\substitute sub: anyone know who is aneesh dasgupta? sub: he is my son and he is your age but he goes to a different school

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Dec. 7, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

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Andy: Stephen, Ace, get a lodal- *throws two bags of nuts on the desk* Andy: DEEZ NUTS

#8049

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March 26, 2019, 3:23 p.m.

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// After 9th Period on a Tuesday Ian: Hey Steven, what's happening in Physics Team today? Steven: Uhh, not sure. I'll probably just lecture on whatever we did in math phys today.

#12070

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Sept. 7, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Adithi: Why did the earth blush? Adithi: because it saw the climate changing.

#1215

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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Albert: Do you think paper straws cost democrats the house?