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#11846

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May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!

#7991

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March 7, 2019, 10:30 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Nick yells out anime Rose: No anime in this class, that's a class rule!

#13323

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April 18, 2024, 12:54 p.m.

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Dylan: Like I always say, it's okay to like kids

#5703

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Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#6222

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Jan. 30, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

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// Going around asking what religion everyone has Whitacre: Any Muslims? // No one raises their hand Whitacre: Well, I guess Trump's ban worked pretty well.

#875

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

#12601

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Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*

#3346

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May 11, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

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//Evan motors down the hall too fast on Kaluta's segway Billings: Don't even THINK about hitting me. //Evan slows down and punches her on the arm

#804

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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Mr. Prange: My house was built in '41! Eugene: Ew!

#3124

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March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.