#7005

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Dec. 4, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: If you drop a baby, bad things will happen. If you drop a teenager, meh.

#10678

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June 9, 2022, 11:20 a.m.

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Lodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.

#11636

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March 3, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//solving for two variables of {R^2, Regression, Error, Total} Stein: Can you do it? Stein: Let me rephrase that. Do it.

#12947

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone here an identical twin? Bosse: No? Good. Bosse(very quietly): Because we will experiment on you.

#1457

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Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#12219

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Sept. 29, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Lodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.

#3578

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Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#12523

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#1222

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Dec. 19, 2009, 5:13 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos talking about this website he really likes Bustillos: It's navy blue. It's like something you would paint a child's room. It's fuzzy.

#12851

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:51 a.m.

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Charles: You know those Five Guys cheeseburgers? Charles: Those are so addictive, it’s like crack.