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121

Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#9075

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March 29, 2021, 12:05 a.m.

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elephant guy: elephant elephant elephant

#11467

46

Jan. 25, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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Grossman: I’d go for Karl Marx. Karl Marx is hot . . . Look at that beard.

#3761

28

Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused

#11023

37

Oct. 21, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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//p3 Psych Katie L.: Do bananas have stem cells, that's the question. Katie L.: Can you clone a banana?!

#7215

44

Feb. 12, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!

#6102

2424

Nov. 22, 2016, 1:24 p.m.

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Pham: You know you can get your hair cut for $3.50 Kaluta: I can tell

#5734

911

Jan. 8, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

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Rose: My girlfriend gave me this panda a week ago (picks up plush panda). When I got him the proportions were perfect. He looked exactly like Bei Bei. But then he grew, and now I need a new panda.

#6209

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Jan. 24, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Blairbash is stupid.

#1932

4852

May 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?