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March 21, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Delaney: Yes. Slay. Right.

#11275

1010

Dec. 6, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?

#5178

99

Sept. 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

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// Rose and Ostrander walk out of Math Help to discuss something Stein: Two boys are arguing out in the hall. Kids these days...

#11063

012

Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!

#10444

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April 20, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Sean is talking about how conductors hate him Kaluta: You wanna know why the conductors hate you? Kaluta: Because you're not working on mission possible!

#8325

22

Oct. 4, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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// Hinkle is talking about being a student teacher at some school in Columbus, Ohio during desegregation Hinkle: At this school there would be 18, 19 year olds in 9th grade. There were a lot of fights. The first week of school, some teachers were crying in the teachers lounge, so I asked them what happened. Apparently some kid got stabbed. He was in sixth grade or something, and his name was John. The second week, there was a fight in the hallway, and I had to break it up. I had anger management issues and I hit him. I punched him twice, and he went down in 2 hits. At that point I knew I was doomed, and at the end of the day, I got a call from the main office. "Mr. Hinkle, please come to the main office." And, so, I was thinking I had to say bye to my teaching career, but instead he congratulated me on my great work. He said the kid needed it.

#5474

1212

April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

#3487

1212

Aug. 31, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: Who here thinking of math PHD? Jason [Hyun]! You thinking of math PHD? Jason: No, I want money

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Dec. 10, 2020, 2:58 p.m.

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*Mrs. O'Connor shows a number of period top-hats and bonnets in her garage* Sam: "It looks like you murdered an 18th century dinner party..." *Pauses* Sam: "...and stole their hats."

#10341

17

March 24, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

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// Wellness activity Teacher: Act as if you were being… eaten alive! Jerry Song: Good!