#5424

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March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#10475

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April 25, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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Sameer: I really need lube, I'm running out of it and I need to get more. Sameer: Wait, that sounds wrong...

#3921

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of temptations in the world, like donuts.

#2577

33

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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//When discussing how to connect pieces of wood in R&E Student: So nails and screws are good. That's great, because I'm good at doing both!

#2469

46

Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2340

77

Oct. 11, 2010, 6 a.m.

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Rose (to student): If you have something to say, raise your hand and the teacher MAY call on you. //Later Rose (to same student): CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!?!?!?!

#8160

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May 13, 2019, 8:33 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Don't post AP answers. First, it's cheating. Gonzalez: Second, why would you want to help the rest of America? They've done nothing for you.

#13508

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:21 p.m.

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Eric Yang: Even the clumsiest person to walk this earth couldn't drop this [cow flashlight]. I've dropped many things in my life and I've never dropped it. Eric: I even once dropped myself as a baby. That's why I'm like this.

#2085

66

Sept. 8, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Anderson: We don't know what Alice is thinking when I say this to her. Here, I'll say it again. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEEER.

#2447

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?