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#2832

33

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//Ms. O'Connor plays Pandora Sandra: Can you introduce each piece? O'Connor: Yes. This is Kelly O'Connor on WWAP…

#1259

911

Jan. 5, 2010, 9:35 a.m.

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Shirley: Gibi and I hold each other in high esteem. Hammond: I saw you two punching each other. Shirley: What? Hammond: You know... *flails his hand* Shirley: That was the sysop handshake! We came up with it last year. Hammond: That's a quote, if I ever heard one. "You can tell we like each other because we punch each other."

#8712

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Nov. 5, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

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Kirk: Use the chat, or use your voice, or ... Kirk: ... if you know sign language ... I can read hand signs...

#349

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May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#9343

810

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:42 a.m.

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// student asks mr. kyei how his trip to california was "i'm not even gonna lie, i was not trynna come back. i was not trynna return."

#9087

2323

April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.

#3735

99

Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3712

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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PA System: Mr. Whitacre is [Student] there? Whitacre: They just left PA System: Can you please send them down? Whitacre (Shaking head): Yes

The PA system did not understand that the student was not present

whitacre

#12955

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.

Andy C: "Put that on blairbash"

andy, glenn

#9672

3131

Dec. 21, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Do you know why we're using Kami? Students: Paper shortage! Lodal: Do you know why there is a paper shortage? Students: Mr Rose! Lodal: Yeah, I agree that he is singlehandedly causing it.