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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:10 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: So next semester in Analytical Chemistry, I teach for 4 to 5 weeks. Then you guys break off. You know what I do then? Katelin Montgomery: Play on your Nintendo 3DS. Pham: Yea, I play with this thing. [gets out his iPad]

#11556

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Feb. 10, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Anderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.

#11580

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Feb. 16, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Don't do drugs, but get high in history instead.

#2607

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Nov. 26, 2010, 6:50 p.m.

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MyungJee: BAKA! Christine: BAKA-NEKO! Sahil: ... MyungJee: Baka-neko? *Later* Sahil: Baka-neko? Really? An idiot cat? Christine: You look like an idiot cat. Sahil: ...

#8957

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Jan. 30, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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Ms Hart: Why are they sending emails so late at night? Who's checking then!?!? Ms Hart: I mean, me, but still.

#13712

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Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#3199

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April 7, 2011, 11:58 a.m.

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//Martina is on the back of a boat with her arms spread and singing "My Heart Will Go On"... badly Evan: Does this end with you at the bottom of the ocean?

#4088

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April 17, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

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//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.

#12443

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Sahu: imagine Zuck calls you and says "you have 20 minutes, fix this bug or else your ass is grass, you're fired" //later Sahu: maybe not Zuck. Maybe it's Elon, because that's something he'd do. fix or else your B is G

#2881

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!