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⚐ Report// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy
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⚐ Report// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal
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⚐ ReportSudhish: You should join the Blairhacks tournament. Johnny: What will I have to do? Sudhish: Play in our League of Legends Tournament.
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⚐ Report//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation
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⚐ Report//Robotics Raun: I went to Farmland Elementary for a year in third grade. Travis: Is that some sort of agricultural school?
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⚐ ReportDr. Simel (showing us a powerpoint on Romeo and Juliet): This is Verona, Italy. (setting of play) Ian (new student): It's fair (refrense to line in prolouge we had just read) [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Oh, we're going to have fun in this class [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Not that kind of fun! But we are going to talk about loins in a second.
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⚐ Report//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.
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⚐ Report//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die. M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.