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⚐ Report//explaining how to be a good skeptic Rose: So we have a script that we must stick to, ...but we're making up the script as we go. Class: ...
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⚐ ReportStreet: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?
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⚐ Report//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...
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⚐ Report// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair
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⚐ ReportStudent: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!
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⚐ ReportJack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"