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Oct. 8, 2019, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: Teachers complain about too many people in their classes but for me it's not enough, I want bigger data sets!

#12415

57

Oct. 27, 2023, 7:59 p.m.

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Josh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.

#9683

57

Dec. 22, 2021, 8:11 a.m.

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// Shell method Schwartz: Technically the cubic formula exists. Schwartz: No.

#10900

810

Sept. 30, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Is benzene a molecule? Alex Liu: Is it on the elemental table?

#2593

24

Nov. 22, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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Whitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#3521

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Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.

#8755

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Nov. 17, 2020, 11:04 a.m.

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Schafer: Can you see how excited I am? Schafer: This is my excited face.

#1959

88

May 27, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*

#2156

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Sept. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m.

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Claire: Well I would definitely go with the wheel one, unless I could get some shirtless guys to pump the water for me, and they were kind of hot. Then I'd go with the pump.