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⚐ ReportKirk: Everything was learned in 3rd grade Kirk: And then you showed up to Functions
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.
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⚐ ReportCauley: Let's say I have a boyfriend. So my boyfriend- my girlfriend- my boyfriend- my boy- my boyfriend- my boyfriend who is a girl-
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I asked some students to figure out why [a method of deriving the equation of a plane] works and tell me. Which they did. It was great. Schwartz: They explained it in 3-4 different ways, including one of them who described it with Hilbert's Nullstellensatz. Which is ridiculous. Schwartz: I'm not going to explain it that way, because I don't understand it myself without looking up the details of the Nullstellensatz.
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⚐ Report//talking about burials of leaders Whitacre: $10,000 to put a guy in a hollow stick and bury it! Just use a baggy! You use zip lock, you're like, "I just saved $9,996, I'm going somewhere!"
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.
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⚐ Report//video of a class for precalc c to watch over winter break "because it's easy" Rose: Pretty quiet here... Alone in a room by myself... No one to blame... But myself...