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⚐ ReportStein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: No one cares about base 10. Katz: Humans have 10 fingers. Schwartz: Humans also have e fingers -- we just also have another 7.3 or so extra fingers.
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⚐ Report//Talking about 8th grade triangle congruence Rose: “It's not true that if you love someone they will love you back, uhHHHH... love doesn't have the transitive property."
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⚐ Report//Someone throws both hands up in exasperation nearby Raun: Wait, that's concave up!
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⚐ ReportOstrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."
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⚐ Report//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!
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⚐ Report//Block B Chem, Avikar and Hannah (seniors) sitting in the back Pham: The senior, they have to do poster and presentation. You do poster already, right guy? Hannah: Yup. Avikar: well, not yet. Pham: You such a bum! I know him, he going to do it Tuesday night. Avikar: Why would I do it Tuesday night if it's due Thursday?
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⚐ Report//after teaching about chapter 9, proceeding to act as if we had finished the homework Stein: Did you have any other questions about chapter 9? Stein: Oh, I just had a brain-freeze. Remember what we were talking about ten minutes ago? Stein: I was just thinking that was last class. Stein: Forget everything I just said in the last 30 seconds. I'm losing my sense of where I am.