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⚐ ReportRose: Vera, apologize to Ayush for drawing him in a way that makes him look like a doofus Vera: But that's just what he looks like!
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⚐ Report//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.
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⚐ Report// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*
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⚐ ReportIntercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?
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⚐ ReportBosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.
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⚐ ReportLodal: name a city in the southern hemisphere Andrew: Antarctica Lodal: Antarctica is not a place where people go.
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⚐ ReportHinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.
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⚐ Report//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.