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#11433

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!

#10820

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Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.

#4477

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March 12, 2013, 7:25 p.m.

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//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.

#10007

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Feb. 16, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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// Schwartz is giving complex lesson Schwartz(to student): A function is analytic if it has a Taylor series. // Ace and Andy's heads perk up Schwartz: No! Andy(covering ears): I heard nothing! Schwartz: Good!

#9025

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Feb. 25, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Martinez: In general, no one wants to see teacher's underwear.

#12580

2020

Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!

#3928

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Feb. 3, 2012, 5:22 p.m.

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// Talking about limits Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math? Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all. Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

limits, rose

#12984

77

Feb. 6, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Crowder: But he has ADHD, so I can't kill him!

in response to a student during a conversation about helping her son with ADHD stay on task

photo, crowder

#6053

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Oct. 11, 2016, 1:34 p.m.

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//Period 4 Precalc C //Rose is trying to get Alan to answer a question, but Alan is eating Rose: Drop-wait what are you eating? //looks closer Rose: A granola bar? Alan, drop the bar!

Alan be dropping his mixtape

rose

#1134

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about corn mazes Pham: It better at night. You no see. It scary. Jacob: Do you take your kids at night? Pham: Yeah, when they five or six year old, I drop them off. "See you later!" //Pham looks at the class Pham: What? They have problem solve!