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⚐ ReportJohn: Can I stay for 9th period? I don’t have one. Dr. Howard: Was that why you were staring at my classroom like a creep yesterday?
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⚐ Report// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry. Lodal is going over the Safety Test. Lodal: Now, staying on task is the one thing that people have the most trouble with. I'd love if you prove me wrong, but this class has Michael in it. Michael: It's totally possible that we'd be really bad at labs. Lodal: Yeah, that's a possibility.
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⚐ Report//9th discrete Rose: You know, I tried to get this class designated as a health credit because we talk about our feelings so much.
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⚐ Report// Stein walks into Mr. Rose’s room during class; rose is teaching addition of linear and sine functions Rose: Who can think of a real world application for this sort of function? // No one answers Stein: Maybe a ferris wheel? Rose: It’s linearly increasing though, what kind of ferris wheel would that be Stein: …a ferris wheel to heaven?
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⚐ Report//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!
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⚐ Report//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!
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⚐ ReportDuval: Jerry you're not supposed to be on that page yet! Jerry Song: That's very nice but I didn't ask.
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⚐ Report// Watching Presidential debate Anon: He's not the messiah, he's a very bad hombre.
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⚐ ReportAlan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class? Piper: No, we have mom quizzes. Alan: Okay. Wait, what? Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle. //laughter