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Sept. 9, 2021, 4:17 p.m.

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Duval: We are not body-shaming the butterfly!

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Dec. 7, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// Talking about how Antony was asking to conspirators to kill him in Julius Caesar Rao: So I guess he was taking a *stab at it* *Entire class laughs* Rao: I didn't even say that on purpose.

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Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

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Nov. 2, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:27 p.m.

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//Taking an online Classflow quiz Daniel: What happens if I log in with someone else´s name? Russell: Then he or she can´t log in and you take their quiz grades. //5 seconds later Daniel: I need to find someone smart who hasn´t logged in yet. Daniel: Isabella! Have you logged in yet?

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Oct. 25, 2013, 2:06 p.m.

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//Mike is demonstrating the right hand rule used to visualize cross products Mike: (making signs with his hand) So the position is that way, velocity that way ... wait, I'm giving Victor the finger. Teddy: That's the dream.

That almost merited Teddy some of Mike's kisses

#12638

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Dec. 4, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Sean: *coughs* I'm sick *Pause* Sean: I'm not actually sick nvm

#1751

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April 8, 2010, 7:42 a.m.

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Blaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!

Jacob's mom, upon hearing this: "Well of course. Why would you have an unexcused absence?"

blaha, jacob

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Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...

#9108

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April 20, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Charlotte (in chat): Sperm sack Charlotte: Everyone's a sack