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#5320

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Dec. 15, 2014, 9:15 p.m.

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Teddy was able to turn this into Dr. Smith and get credit: http://hastebin.com/soparasidu.vhdl

Honors English 12, all references are showdown references

#9645

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Dec. 16, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

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//Diego sits at a group of desks, and there are others there Diego: I incorporate this as the Island of Diego! //Diego rants about people invading his "island" and how he needs to get rid of them Jacen: But Diego, who's gonna pay for the wall?

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#458

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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//discussing compasses Brian: Oh I remember we had those compasses in 4th grade. All you had to do was put your finger down and go "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

#7014

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Dec. 6, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining Physics of Music Day Schafer: So if you're not musically inclined like SOME people... *gesticulates wildly at Chad*

#1138

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"

#4025

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March 9, 2012, 5:21 p.m.

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//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.

#1665

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#1967

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June 2, 2010, 12:22 a.m.

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Stein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)