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#9642

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about “bouncy” (elastic) and “sticky” (inelastic) collisions Schafer: Really every collision is some amount inelastic, so it’s not perfectly bouncy or sticky. Schafer: If you’re playing football and you run into someone there’s a sort of bounciness effect. Ari: people are bouncy! Schafer: ~some~ people

#13296

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April 15, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Glenn: What is my blood ty //Hands raise up Glenn: I didn't say the last syllable yet! Glenn: this is so fun Glenn: puh.

#8363

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Oct. 23, 2019, 12:28 p.m.

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//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.

You could make a cult out of this

fot, kaluta

#12989

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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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Jorgensen: Now fold it so that it looks like a placard, like one you can use at your friends wedding Jorgensen: Maybe your own wedding in 20 years? Jorgensen: How old are you guys again? Like 15?

#12886

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Jan. 24, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Ostrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.

#7081

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Dec. 22, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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// Pd. 8 POE goes down to watch Physics of Music after turning in Exploravision paper Freshmen singing ASAP Science Song: We can write the conclusion together / Forget annotations and bibliography Kevin A. Zhou: Oh shit!

#3588

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Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.

#9616

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Dec. 14, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.

#8982

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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:23 p.m.

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// students send meme links and eventually a rickroll Kirk: I'm once again clicking on arbitrary links from the chat. Kirk: This is a dangerous day for me.

#9696

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Jan. 5, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.

He really does ask to go to the bathroom every class

moose