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#4348

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#8793

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:24 a.m.

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// finds area of SSS-given triangle by finding height with sine Kirk: This is terrible Kirk: I hate it Kirk: I wish there was a formula that told me the area of a triangle [given three side lengths] Kirk: I wonder if that exists Student 1: hMm Student 2: hMmMm Student 3: hMmMmMm // proceeds to teach Heron's formula

#4116

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April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#2599

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#8367

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Oct. 26, 2019, 10:04 p.m.

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Bracklinn: If you want a guy doing your fashion, they better either be gay, or they better be Clement Williams

#10704

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June 15, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

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Isak: Mr. Kaluta have a nice day! Kaluta: I’m trying.

#8446

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Jan. 3, 2020, 11:48 a.m.

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//Lunch, the colony outside of Street’s room //Big group of kids passing through Random Kid: Guys, I have an important announcement. My sexuality is...I like K-pop. //Later, same kids are passing through Same Random Kid: Remember my sexuality? I was wrong. K-pop is trash. Lillian: I respect your opinion but it’s wrong!

#6432

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May 11, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

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Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~

#13205

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March 15, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: i'm gonna get lunch, take a nap, and watch people make fun of me Rose: It's getting more... mean spirited Rose: Kirk is getting older.. and he is getting... Sai: Meaner? Rose: i wouldn't call it meaner, he's less nice...

#2926

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Feb. 12, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Building bridges in POE Phoebe: This is so fail, I'd facepalm but I don't have any free hands