#9366

216

Nov. 13, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

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some days your the dog, some days your the fire hydrant...

#1069

11

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:09 p.m.

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Whitacre: Provisional driver's license? Are you a provisional organ donor, too?

#2573

13

Nov. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m.

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Andrew RS: Affordance is not good affordance! //Everybody claps

#10234

1212

March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student

#12552

2228

Nov. 17, 2023, 3:22 p.m.

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Leo: You should give us your balls Gugan: I'm emotionally attached to my balls Leo: So are the rest of us

#12660

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Dec. 5, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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Andy: If freshmen are maggots, what are seniors? Street: Maggots grow up to become houseflies. Street: So this means you spend the rest of your life looking for poop. Does that sound good?

#12479

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Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

#8762

77

Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.

#4239

77

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

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//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.

#10775

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Sept. 8, 2022, 7:43 a.m.

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Unidentified Staff: Mr Street, what are you doing here? I thought you retired. Street: I came back as a long-term sub ... for myself.