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Oct. 14, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a math joke, which means it won’t be funny.

#3437

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June 2, 2011, 12:51 p.m.

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//Trying to watch a MacBeth scene in Anderson Pd 6 //Wondering why the video isn't working Anderson: OH! You have to put the video in!

#11768

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April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#5573

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Oct. 8, 2015, 9:15 p.m.

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Street: You guys have it easy. In my day, we had to walk through five feet of snow, with no shoes! We didn't even have feet! We had to crawl on our stumps.

#3867

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Dec. 24, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

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Amy: Adarshypoo! Sankar: Oh, because he's brown? THAT'S RACIST!!

#5174

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Sept. 10, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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//First period Analysis 1B, talking about the upcoming knowledge celebration Stein: So, the knowledge celebration is going to be this coming Teh-urs-day. Any questions about it? Class: *murmuring* Teh-urs-day? What? Stein: What? What do you guys say? *pause* Stein: You say THURSDAY? Huh. Must be a regional thing. Ethan: By regional, you mean AMERICA.

#3734

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Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#12410

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Oct. 27, 2023, 10:05 a.m.

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*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.

#7398

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April 11, 2018, 7:47 p.m.

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Street (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.

#10084

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Feb. 25, 2022, 4:01 p.m.

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Delaney: If you use your time wisely, you can finish quickly, and get to do some math review. Sean: But are teenagers known for using their time wisely?