#11378

1012

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?

#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#7571

4545

Sept. 6, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: I have three daughters... Stein: No, wait, one of those daughters is a son

#13351

37

May 1, 2024, 9:34 a.m.

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//Pd. 2 English, Presentation about Pompeii Eliana: there was a bunch of ash. Williams: excuse me did you just say there was a bunch of ass!? Eliana: no I said ash! William: ohhh, I thought I heard something else.

#5700

15

Dec. 15, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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//Talking about finals, grades, etc. Piper: Mr. Rose got his recommendations in! //Ryan and Laura go into hysterics

#158

22

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Rose: It's horrible pizza. I just order it for you kids. If the people in New Jersey knew I was eating this stuff...

#11539

77

Feb. 9, 2023, 10:49 a.m.

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//Introduction to the Cha-a-a-art in PD4 Stats. It's usually two pages. Stein: I was helping this kid study for the IB test and in Europe, they only give one page. Stein: Theres a reason Europe is in decline and the US is not.

#2371

1012

Oct. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m.

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Templin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.

#8548

-3254

March 4, 2020, 7:40 p.m.

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//pd6 concert orchestra Ms Roberts: *opens mouth to speak* Josh, JJ, Vijay, Michael, and the rest of the orchestra: "AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEb"

#12907

33

Jan. 30, 2024, 8:38 a.m.

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Hallisey: Have you guys heard of Elmo? Hallisey: It's a show where parents show their children while putting them on the neglect chair. Hallisey: Elmo's world has been around for a while so I wasn't sure if you guys have heard for not Hallisey: if not then just bear with me.