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1212

Nov. 16, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

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// Student is presenting on Alabama; Stein starts mumbling Sweet Home Alabama Diego: I didn't take you for a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, Mr. Stein Stein: I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan

#10283

1717

March 16, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce

#6409

1010

May 5, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

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Steven Qu: "How does he NOT find pleasure in math?"

#11612

1414

Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.

#3881

1010

Jan. 7, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.

#2115

55

Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about James Watt Abby: He killed a lot of horses and took the average.

#12331

88

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:13 p.m.

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Sahu: It's not like the adults in your life telling you to eat your veggies and not jaywalk, while they're eating gummy bears while jaywalking

#7791

-218

Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

#3218

711

April 11, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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Theresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND

#4900

79

May 5, 2014, 3:24 a.m.

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Stein: I can't believe we are all caressing a piece of paper. Stop it!