#9567

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Dec. 9, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

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//compound interest, max writes 8 on the board for the number of times compounded per year rose: who ever heard of 8? i mean 8’s fine but like, what if i compound every freaking second??? *hair stands up a bit straighter*

#11131

2020

Nov. 10, 2022, 3 p.m.

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//Mr. Lodal is trying to show a video on YouTube, but it's blocked. Lodal: Ok, where can I pirate this?

#531

2729

Sept. 9, 2009, 9:12 p.m.

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Student: Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about the buses? Mr. Ostrander: I know that they're yellow, and they start from here and go other places, but other than that, I'm at a loss.

#9917

1820

Feb. 4, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Diego: I still can't tell what race I am.

#753

55

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#8592

117

Aug. 29, 2020, 11:31 p.m.

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Charlotte: Senioritis for magnets is only doing the work you’re interested in and nothing for other classes Sam: No, magnet senioritis is you get into several ivies and can't be assed anymore Sam: It's like normal senioritis but worse because of all the prior overachievement

#1549

79

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

#1289

24

Jan. 10, 2010, 12:31 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: "...by the way, they both could have totally fit on that door."

#12597

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Nov. 28, 2023, 5:40 p.m.

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Justin: I'm going to preface this that what i'm about to say is instantly blairbashable Justin: in general, and i don't mean to to like stereotype here, but teenage girls care a lot about their clothes.

#1494

13

Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.