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#578

-24

Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#1913

19

May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#11403

1010

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!

#9621

1113

Dec. 14, 2021, 12:50 p.m.

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Hinkle: You don't think I'm a socialist?!?

#12050

88

Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.

#11808

1919

May 4, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Sahu: what can I do to get you guys to learn Faye: get us cookies like mr. rose! Sahu: mr. rose and I…are different

#5703

1111

Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#9257

1212

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.

#6416

1818

May 8, 2017, 9:56 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 Instructor: what strange color is on these plants? Harris: the plants are kind of reddish... Instructor: Harris just said the plants are red, good job! Soumith: hold up, isn't Harris colorblind?

#2095

1010

Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.