#2883

137145

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.

#5325

1414

Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#3555

1717

Sept. 14, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.

#2618

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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//students spot a typo on a test Pham: I make mistake when I type, okay? Student: Why don't you proofread? Pham: Proofread?!? (laughs) You must be kidding me!

#5715

57

Dec. 18, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol

#6644

1111

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.

#7373

1313

April 5, 2018, 9:56 a.m.

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Street: ...and I was wandering the streets of New Orleans Student: Did you see Lawrence? Street: Was he in New Orleans? Student: Yeah. Street: Well most of the places I went were for ages 21 and up so ...

#12437

1010

Nov. 2, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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// Lodal asked us to rate his videos on a quiz Lodal: Some people gave me a straight 5/10 Lodal: I gave YOU a straight 5/10

#12597

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Nov. 28, 2023, 5:40 p.m.

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Justin: I'm going to preface this that what i'm about to say is instantly blairbashable Justin: in general, and i don't mean to to like stereotype here, but teenage girls care a lot about their clothes.

#1053

2020

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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Mario: How many ties of Darwin do you have? Whitacre: Not enough. Do you want to give me some? Student: For Christmas? Whitacre: I don't celebrate Christmas. Student: What, do you celebrate Hanukkah? Whitacre: No, I celebrate pay days. They come more often.