#8474

2222

Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them

#10429

1515

April 8, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Rose: it's not spring break until we prove the intermediate value theorem!

#1398

15

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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Emma "Anderson Cooper's middle name is Hayes." Ellie: "His middle name is AIDs?!?"

#6031

77

Sept. 20, 2016, 7:28 p.m.

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Pythagorize that bad boy!

#8805

2022

Dec. 10, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, december 10th "is my slapping the desk too loud?" *proceeds to slap desk repeatedly* "my kids are watching Adventure Time, and I think I found my spirit character. It's this guy named Magic Man, and he spends all his time just messing with people." "if you think groundwater is boring... You're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to change your mind today." "the ground does taste pretty good." "I should probably have removed the watermark just out of spite." "eating dirt probably does bolster your immune system. Not that I'm suggesting doing that." "I'm so excited for you guys to be putting out papers in the future that are just full of disinformation you've learned in this class." "Otherwise, you start drinking poop water." "My sister lives way out in the middle of nowhere Vermont, because it's as far away from our parents as she can get." "We're going to have a kahoot later that will confound and confuse all of these terms." "Well, what exactly does it mean to abuse?" "This is another reason not to move to the midwest, by the ways. Like you needed another one." "Do you know anybody from Montana? Do they make their own clothes there?" "This slide is in here to make fun of a kid in my class last year who was always asleep."

#13051

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!

#13439

99

Sept. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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William: i'm going to segregate the colors

#6344

1414

March 24, 2017, 1:27 p.m.

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//Latin quiz... Dexter: Can we use dictionaries? Johnson: No. Elijah: *pulls out wallet and hands Johnson money* can I go get a dictionary? Johnson: In the cabinet, top shelf.

#6923

99

Nov. 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

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//Talking about a theorem that connects the limit of a continuous function and the limit of a sequence Schwartz: What should we call this theorem? Ben: Theorem McTheoremFace! //Schwartz writes this on the board

#11792

1313

April 26, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Seat: He has a British accent, so he's trustworthy.