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Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#1690

48

March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#7080

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Dec. 22, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

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//Discussing how horrible documentation is Gonzalez: If you guys have any concerns about documentation you can turn it into the suggestion box behind Anthony. *entire class turns around, confused because there is no suggestion box* Ryan: The recycling bin? Gonzalez: Yes.

#2850

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Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: There are people here, they really, really get on your nerve.

#913

33

Nov. 23, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia

#1092

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#13404

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."

#12635

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Dec. 4, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up

#1563

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March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.

#10214

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March 9, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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Delaney: "She definitely has to have a big d because she has the disease."