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#12980

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Feb. 5, 2024, 12:25 p.m.

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Justin: Every Connor plays lacrosse Justin: Do you know anyone named Connor who dosen't play lacrosse?

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Oct. 2, 2024, 12:29 p.m.

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Dylan: Veritasium had a video on that Rose: Oh cool. I hate that guy he's my rival.

#8984

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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Duval: I promise you, it's not weird that I know people's blankets.

#13712

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Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#12715

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Dec. 13, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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// Stein is giving his lecture on means Siri: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Stein: Shut up! Siri: I'm sorry, could you say that again? Stein: Go away! Siri: Okay, I won't.

#9882

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Feb. 2, 2022, 10:29 a.m.

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Sahu: And we have my brother's account, called broAccount. Maybe it has his social security number too. And he's loaded, so let's give him a million dollars.

#4049

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March 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

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Donaldson: I was a virgin once.

In Origins of Science we were discussing ethical relativism, and the utilitarian aspects of sacrificing virgin women in the Aztec empire.

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#11746

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April 13, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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//discussing Lodal's growing collection of door magnets Lodal: It's okay to pull things out of trash cans. I am validating you. Lodal: Also, if you are caught dumspter-diving, don't throw me under the bus.

#735

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly cut down a tree and can't tell lies Whitacre: Washington was a sociopath! It's like, he just cut down a tree, he's holding an axe, and his dad's just like, "Okay, I believe you, you're not lying!"

#8556

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March 9, 2020, 6:49 p.m.

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//Am getting my permission slip signed Me: Mr. Lodal I have this thing on thursday Lodal: *signs it* Lodal: We probably won't have school on thursday anyways