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#13394

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June 1, 2024, 11:47 p.m.

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Jason Yao: What's that? Leo: Socializing. Jason: Oh, fuck no. (turns around and leaves)

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#5192

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Sept. 22, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//Klein talking about his parents choosing his career for him Klein: Anyway, I was sort of thrust into that. Naveh: So to speak... //Class laughs Klein: You can make sexual innuendos out of anything! You just have to be mature and not make them. (pauses) Klein: I have to keep myself from telling like four stories right now. Or else I'll end up on that stupid Blair bash thing.

#12782

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

kian did a very ugly calculus problem i wrote in 9th grade // mod note: eric why are you giving kian a calc question you wrote when you're not even in calc

calculus, insane, sanity, kian

#8628

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Oct. 2, 2020, 11:04 a.m.

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//rose is wearing the Euler Spoiler Discrete Math 2020 shirt Rose: I'm going to wear this shirt to all the places where I want to look cool.

#2808

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5 p.m.

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Giles: Do I have to close the blinds? Are birds that fascinating?

#10328

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March 22, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!

#11108

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Nov. 4, 2022, 9:57 a.m.

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// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.

#8164

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May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose

#10883

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Sept. 27, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

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Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!

#10014

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Vice assembly for inventor Karen: We have the same size nuts. // Later Karen: I just need to get my other nut in and I'm done!