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⚐ Report//talking about a lab in cell phys where we made something that is kinda like jello Sloe: Now you're going to be tempted to play with the agar Sloe: *sighs* Sloe: That's fine
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⚐ ReportVictor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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⚐ ReportSam: Do you like strippers, Victoria? Victoria. I love strippers, I give all my money to them
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⚐ Report//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??
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⚐ ReportJacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.
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⚐ Report// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!