#7870

1616

Jan. 17, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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Blaha: If you're a teacher and you're planning a 6 hours lesson for 30 minutes, that's unacceptable! If you're homework was supposed to take 30 minutes and it took you 6 hours, you would be DEAD!

#2697

1717

Dec. 17, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Teacher: So I'm having a little emergency, I'll be right back. *leaves room* //Students start laughing Ittai: Hey, I have a great idea! *pulls bag toward front of room* Okay, so I plug it in here...*pulls out a keyboard and amp* Oh, right, this outlet doesn't work, lemme fix that... //he finishes setting up and plays some notes Student: Keep playing, make it look like [Teacher]'s walking into a concert! Rafael: Sit in [teacher]'s chair! //music continues, teacher returns Teacher: Ah, music! *sits down* Ittai: Welcome back! *turns amp toward teacher, plays more music* Teacher: So do you know any Tchaikovsky?  Any Beatles? *lists more composers, to which Ittai responds with whatever music*  Well, what do you know? //people start to look in through window on the door Ittai (slow piano tune, speaking in a poetic voice with many breaks): So, [Teacher], here we are...We've known eachother for a long time...And we've had our moments...We've had our differences...I wrote this song, just for you...I hope you like it... //this goes on for a few minutes, and everyone applaudes (some standing ovation) when it ends Teacher: So now I have a poem and a song written for me! Ittai: Well, I um, know some more...*plays arbitrary music for the rest of the period*

#5441

13

March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"

#8302

4444

Sept. 20, 2019, 2:42 p.m.

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Ostrander: Don't trust people who look like they're fit, they don't know what the good fast food places are.

#2852

66

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#13280

66

April 9, 2024, 3:07 p.m.

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Marxer: What was I thinking about? -- oh yeah! Marxer: What if someone gave you a present and it was a half-digested horse?

#7206

24

Feb. 8, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

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Stav: Just go out into the street and grab people!

#8523

-220

Feb. 24, 2020, 2:39 p.m.

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//Announcements, Pd 9 SRP Bosse: Okay guys, the Japanese are coming next week *entire class explodes in laugther* Noam: Alright, lets take our Mustang to the air and fight em bois

#8401

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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//google search for William Rose net worth The estimated Net Worth of William Rose is at least $4.7 Million dollars as of 15 July 2005. Mr. Rose owns over 20,666 units of Reata Pharmaceuticals stock worth over $4,433,890 and over the last 16 years he sold RETA stock worth over $0.

#12213

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:37 a.m.

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Kirk: the sophomores don’t believe me that Sahu and I get PSL’s from Starbie’s