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#3095

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better

#9518

911

Dec. 6, 2021, 1:05 p.m.

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// Duval just has a skeleton hand and forearm on her desk Andy: This looks like something straight out of a crime documentary! Duval: I'm sorry officer, I just found this here!

//mod note: it's actually from a crate that used to be on top of her cabinets

biology, duval, andy

#9215

13

Oct. 15, 2021, 10:44 a.m.

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mr.burnell, on the topic of the group project: if you want to share your ideas, you can go ahead and, uh, cross pollinate with each other

#2542

44

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, everybody get what we're doing? Class: No... Rose: Yeah, we're just doing math.

#6480

2121

May 27, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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Kevin: Can I metacog the AP

#1214

-28

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:25 p.m.

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Scott L: Labcoat! Ostrander: Sorry!

#5433

46

March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

Personally, my last worry if someone peed on a xylophone would be what happened to the xylophone...

stat, sidd, applied_stat, stein

#6392

1414

April 24, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

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"I grow stronger from this negative energy" -Mr. Lodal

#13634

1416

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#8444

717

Jan. 2, 2020, 12:24 p.m.

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Timothy Qian: Wait, I've only written 'Hello world'?