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#2949

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Feb. 18, 2011, 1:51 p.m.

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//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!

#10420

1616

April 6, 2022, 1:37 p.m.

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// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.

#11704

1818

March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.

#6421

11

May 8, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

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Ezra: My neck is falling off. It's so cool!

No context necessary

ezra

#6180

-713

Jan. 9, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

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Robert: Yo, Brian, pass me my pencil! Jessica: Kushboo! Kushboo: *throws pencil* Brian: *Looks around* I THINK I'M BLIND. I CAN'T NO SEE NO PENCIL! Robert: Tsk, Asian

Jessica Kushboo Brian pingpong 9thperiodhistory

#8850

911

Dec. 22, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

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Rose: Hold up, I do have someone in the apartment *It's his wife* Rose: Hold on, I thought you left? Rose's wife: Aren't you teaching right now?

RIP the apartment heating and bathroom

rose, advgeo

#695

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:59 p.m.

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//talking about prioritizing Whitacre: I can only do like 10 things at most, then I need to start prioritizing. You really need to decide where you can take a loss. Some people think they can't, and then it's like they're spinning plates and as the walk on down, they're gonna fall!

#3835

-17

Dec. 6, 2011, 4:38 p.m.

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Student: SULFUR! Y U NO OBEY OCTET RULE?!?

#9444

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Nov. 30, 2021, 7:55 a.m.

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o’donovan: Usually people are more awake after break, how did everyone become more tired? vijay: well, imagine that you went to prison, and then you escaped. If you got caught and went back into prison, would you be more enthusiastic than when you first got into prison? o’donovan:…. o’donovan: well then.. my prisoners!

#5325

1414

Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter