Random Quotes
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⚐ ReportIsreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!
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⚐ ReportAnderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.
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⚐ ReportAdithi: Measles sounds like a great name for a pokemon // later Adithi: Chlamydia would be a great name for a child
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So come on guys, what's your best pickup line? Student: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...
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⚐ Report//Two minutes after 9477 //Subayi takes out the students phone and starts playing the music, totally jamming to it, nodding his head and actually dancing. He plays it for like 30 seconds. Subayi: Turn that crap off!
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⚐ ReportArbitrary senior: Blairbash represents everything that I dislike about young magnets: the feeling that they’re superior and therefore must overexplain things to everyone else
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⚐ ReportStudent: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.
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⚐ Report//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.