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#2173

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

We were using pieces of scrap paper as labels for folders.

stein, money

#8772

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Nov. 24, 2020, 11 a.m.

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// Plopping his cat in front of the camera Lodal: Go ahead! Dance for the students' entertainment!

#9415

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Nov. 21, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

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// swim meet, refs are changing touchpads Andy: holy crap, they’re about to impale that guy! Shriyan: it’s ok, it’s only heat 2, so he’s an expendable resource

#2563

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Nov. 17, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Amir: I wonder what God's sperm would look like under a microscope

AP Bio, we were discussing whether Jesus was born through partheogenesis

demma, amir, bio

#4334

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:36 p.m.

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//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.

#12516

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Nov. 13, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: you must add the teleporter boxes Rose: they are industry standard Rose: did i tell you guys the industry standard joke?

#2999

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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: So this guy that I was talking about was Jewish, but he didn't like that little "Shalom" I threw in, didn't call me a brother or anything. Ittai: I'm Jewish too!  That means I'm a part of the tribe. Teacher: I guess it does. //various students admit they're Jewish (some "half" but with jewish mothers) Teacher: The tribe's getting bigger these days...

#9228

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Oct. 24, 2021, 3:29 p.m.

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// Duval's class is watching a demonstration of the floating paperclips on water lab Duval: You're so much better at this than my 3rd period Duval: I had five kids trying to float clips and they couldn't manage to get any to stay Duval: It was starting to turn into the setup of a joke Duval: Like, "How many magnet kids does it take to float a paperclip on the surface of water?"

#2105

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: If you are Asian, Asian people eat a lot of rice. Do you know that, right? I used to eating it twice a day, just big bowl of it. [...]

#11875

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May 22, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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Nicole(as Lady Macbeth): I would, while it was smilling in my face, Nicole: Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums Nicole: And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you have done to this. Anderson: Damn! // Later Anderson: I want you to be honest, think about your desires. Anderson: Actually don't be honest, keep your thoughts to yourself. Anderson: But think about your deepest darkest desires.