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May 30, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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Lodal: You're aware that old people exist right? Veena: no Lodal: well they do.

#6436

55

May 16, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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// Presenting about Richard Feynman's renormalization process for Quantum Electrodynamics Guang: I know these people won a Nobel Prize, but honestly, it's just bad math.

#4913

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May 6, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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Hammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.

#13065

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Feb. 14, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Glenn: To get me to stop using my pacifier, my mom just threw them away and said that Oscar the Grouch ate them. Glenn: And I had a hatred, a hatred for Sesame Street. Glenn: Anyways, robots.

#9314

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Nov. 10, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// preparation for oral Subayi: If I see you butchering these words, I will butcher your grade.

#6406

57

May 2, 2017, 9:23 p.m.

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//Jesse wants to know how big the hot air balloons are, asks Pham Jesse: How big are the hot air balloons Pham: You too small.

#8891

1818

Jan. 13, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Lodal: silence, scrub

#165

22

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Even if I had perfect eyesight-like, a telescope, let's say- ~Mr. Rose

#5809

55

Feb. 11, 2016, 11:09 p.m.

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Stein: Dammit, Emma! I'm trying to find a picture, and I have to go through thirty selfies of my daughter.

#1564

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March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.