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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#11016

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Oct. 20, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!

#7198

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Feb. 5, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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Ms Rao: If you were thinking, "Why does that man have such a weird face?", that's because he's a camel.

#10826

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Sept. 16, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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// Schwartz asks some Math phys students to try to find out why a certain formula analysis 2 students used actually works Kwu: Okay, so using Hilbert's Nullstellensatz...

#1514

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."

#12663

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Dec. 5, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about frozen shirts Rose: Elsa on one shirt looking depressed as she always is

#10016

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Feb. 17, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You’re never too young to commit arson!

#11946

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June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#341

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May 24, 2009, 8:47 p.m.

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Miranda: "Shut up, Manisha." Manisha: "Shut up, Miranda." Trina: "Shut up, Trina."

#10873

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Sept. 23, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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Hammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."