#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#3709

-28

Oct. 25, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Sebi: Whose head to I have to wax to get some HoHos around here?

#2580

1313

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.

#12104

1313

Sept. 12, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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Adithi: Measles sounds like a great name for a pokemon // later Adithi: Chlamydia would be a great name for a child

#2906

1618

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: So come on guys, what's your best pickup line? Student: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

#5544

1010

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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Schafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...

#9478

113

Dec. 2, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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//Two minutes after 9477 //Subayi takes out the students phone and starts playing the music, totally jamming to it, nodding his head and actually dancing. He plays it for like 30 seconds. Subayi: Turn that crap off!

#8821

-313

Dec. 12, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

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Arbitrary senior: Blairbash represents everything that I dislike about young magnets: the feeling that they’re superior and therefore must overexplain things to everyone else

#1646

4244

March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#4898

79

April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.