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⚐ ReportSloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.
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⚐ Report//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.
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⚐ ReportRose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*
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⚐ ReportKlein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"
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⚐ ReportStudent: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?
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⚐ Report//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.
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⚐ Report//gym, ultimate frisbee, trying to persuade Gary to join one of the teams Sankar: Gary, this is the good kind of peer pressure! It's not like we're trying to make you take drugs. Scott: OH LOOK! A CROW! //Scott chases the crow across the field Gary: Are you sure he's not on drugs?
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⚐ Report//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists