Blairbash.org

Random Quotes 

#3065

00

March 11, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

⚐ Report
Katherine: it's like crepe, but made out of noodles.

#1431

77

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#1889

77

May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

⚐ Report
Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

during a sysop meeting, talking about how next year no one will know how the mail system works (btw mail sounds like male)

hammond, acg, sysop, gibi

#5310

1414

Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

#11756

08

April 17, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

⚐ Report
Jerry Song: Art should never be judged. It never gave consent.

#1018

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

⚐ Report
Pham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!

#9567

1014

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

⚐ Report
//compound interest, max writes 8 on the board for the number of times compounded per year rose: who ever heard of 8? i mean 8’s fine but like, what if i compound every freaking second??? *hair stands up a bit straighter*

#11761

35

April 18, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

⚐ Report
Hammond: Senioritis? I've never heard of it.

#9933

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 12:48 p.m.

⚐ Report
Johnny: If I asexually reproduce that means I'm already perfect.

#11027

1515

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

⚐ Report
//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out