#661

33

Oct. 12, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*

#5918

55

May 3, 2016, 11:37 a.m.

⚐ Report

////Nick had just given Simon 5 bucks to buy lunch. Simon goes to lunch line and comes back Simon: So it turns out my parents put 500 dollars into my account.

#9646

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 4:55 p.m.

⚐ Report

Duval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.

#7456

-814

April 30, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

⚐ Report

Student: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?

#5620

1214

Nov. 6, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

⚐ Report

Mr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter

#12305

1010

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 p.m.

⚐ Report

Smolen: Everyone has to come to terms with the fact that their squat form is sh*t.

#7682

1212

Oct. 29, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.

#9846

79

Jan. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

⚐ Report

// staged limits argument rose: "the limit as x --> 2 of 3x -1 = 5" alex j: "what does that mean?" rose: "as we get REALLY close to 2, this gets REALLY close to 5!" alex: "how close?" rose: "as close as you want." alex: "within a tenth?" rose: "yes. one thirtieth." alex: "within a hundr-" rose: "wait stop! i win."

#471

22

June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

⚐ Report

Mr. Pham: Why am I doing that? Because I hate you!

#4889

1515

April 25, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

⚐ Report

Student: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.