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#3799

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Nov. 21, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Raanan: I used up my self control on my last period.

#2646

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Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#7319

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March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving

#3782

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Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!

#13630

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Sept. 18, 2025, 2:28 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"

#1346

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Jan. 17, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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Simel: So class, I learned something today. Students: What? Simel: I learned that pot sticks to you when it's cold. Don't smoke in the cold! I can tell, because we have a little CAP stoner in this room. I could have gotten high just walking in here.

#3166

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March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#6312

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March 16, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//Pd 3 Duval, Duval lets the beetles out and lets the class touch them //Reethi at first was very scared Reethi: Actually I kinda want to hold it //Immediately Cindy brings the beetle closer to her //Also immediately, Reethi: No I don't

#8990

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Feb. 10, 2021, 9:39 a.m.

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Duval: Lixing, I know you have really good fingernails. I promise this isn't weird out of context.

#8127

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April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county