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Jan. 5, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Rose: What some people do is they just look at the problem, you know, just kinda look at it, then take a step back and look at it again and then they just.. get it, y'know what I'm talking about?

#12966

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Feb. 2, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Pay Attention! Jorgensen: cuz I like attention

#10904

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Sept. 30, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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Anderson: Make sure you do your pushups over the weekend. Anderson: And by pushups, I mean reading The Scarlet Letter.

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Oct. 18, 2015, 10:58 p.m.

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Simel- Today we are going to talk about sex which will put me in a better mood

#2120

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Sept. 16, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.

#2668

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Yvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...

#12867

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Jan. 18, 2024, 12:23 p.m.

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//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."

#13062

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Feb. 14, 2024, 2:17 p.m.

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protobowl question: "what country has mount everest?" Alan Sai: "Himalays"

#12403

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Oct. 26, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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woodward: have you ever had a crush Oliver: *shouts*Eric Ma Woodward: well imagine your crush is.. //points to the nucleus of te atom Woodward: and you are the electron Woodward: well the farther you are from them the more energy It takes

#12555

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Nov. 17, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.