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Jan. 24, 2015, 8:34 p.m.

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//Talking about Lego Robotics Ramu: How's the team? Are all ten positions filled yet? Antares: Well, Jordan's last one, but I literally just went up to him in the hall and asked him, and he said okay. Ramu: So is it like, Ten-tative?

#12106

77

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#10760

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Sept. 2, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Rose: don’t pack up yet! We got like 7 whole minutes. Rose: that’s like 20 minutes of a normal class

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#8367

1117

Oct. 26, 2019, 10:04 p.m.

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Bracklinn: If you want a guy doing your fashion, they better either be gay, or they better be Clement Williams

#5240

11

Oct. 31, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

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//Discussing Queen Elizabeth Whitacre: Yeah, she got around, but she never got around to getting married

#406

810

June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#3695

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Oct. 20, 2011, 5:18 p.m.

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Mr. Goldburg: Today we'll start off class with a surprise. Student: The quiz! Mr. Goldburg: Actually the surprise is that there ISN'T a quiz today! Students: What?! Mr. Goldburg: SIKE! I just re-suprised you. We will have a quiz today. Swag-daddy strikes again!

#1549

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

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Jan. 31, 2014, 5:25 p.m.

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Klein: As you get older, time seems to speed up. Either that or I'm going crazy. Seriously, I feel like my wife just got pregnant last night. //Time passes Klein: The Butler had a cocaine habit...but I'm not sure if there is enough evidence to justify that. //A bit later Klein: There are plenty of other 12 year-olds in the sea, so why pick your cousin? //:ater Klein: "GET 'EM; FRY 'EM UP; KILL EM!"