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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

#7580

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Sept. 12, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

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Kirk: Computers are... better than you... at math, and everything

#6169

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Jan. 7, 2017, 7:01 p.m.

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In the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?

#2253

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Oct. 3, 2010, 7:57 a.m.

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Rose: No, Mitchell, no more talking for you. Mitchell: I have a legit question. Rose: I don't care. *continues teaching/lecturing*

#7421

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April 18, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Schwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans

#6871

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Oct. 30, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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Schafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!

#12375

99

Oct. 21, 2023, 11:39 p.m.

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Kevin Shen: we need to start sketching up chris reservation zones for every magnet class

#729

00

Oct. 20, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Loomis, you just pulled another Loomis.

#3127

77

March 22, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Medley: Radiation is a cause for mutations, which is the problem the people in China are currently facing. Class: O_o

#12683

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Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!