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#10471

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April 22, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: The current sophomores are weird. Schwartz to Sophia, a senior: You guys are also weird.

#1095

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Ridiculously redonkulously.

#6384

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April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.

#2460

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Nov. 2, 2010, 9:36 a.m.

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Kaluta: Technical skills go first. That means put out your testicle. Class: -awkward silence, then some awkward laughter- Kaluta: Ummm yeah TEST your TECHNICAL skills. That was almost a slip...

#3798

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Nov. 21, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Raanan: I can't do the splits anymore. //Raanan pretends to cry Jacob Kirkendall: Welcome to manhood!

#6723

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Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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//talking about scaled drawings Street: Just put in "1 cm = 5 cm." Don't put "1 cm = 5 cm irl." If I see that, you will fail. I'll burn your paper, I won't even grade it.

#3633

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Oct. 4, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

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//Teacher is watching SciBowl tryouts. After an astronomy question Teacher: So what happened on May 5th, 2000? Viju: uhhh cinco de mayo?

still dont know what it is editor's note: on may 5, 2000, six planets and the moon lined up with the sun. see http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/alignment.html

teacher, viju, cinco_de_mayo

#12964

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: I'm just playing around with symbols, as is all of maths. Schwartz: *looks out the window* Good. Rose isn't here to hear that.

#8447

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Jan. 3, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

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Stein: The take-home's about homicide ;)

#10122

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March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.