#869

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Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

#11098

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Nov. 2, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: You need Tinu for blairhacks? Kaluta: Well, he is kind of a hack.

#12514

55

Nov. 13, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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sahu: types *illegal* into the amtrack.com chatbot sahu: ... sahu: julie has left the chat

#3782

99

Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!

#9907

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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.

#1447

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Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#3110

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March 18, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?

#1453

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Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#3541

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Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.

#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.