#10572

1010

May 13, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Rihalya: If you paint it black it looks like Rose’s haircut.

#10871

-35

Sept. 23, 2022, 9:10 a.m.

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“Does sadge the frog have a nose?”

#8981

2525

Feb. 7, 2021, 7:48 p.m.

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Schwartz: I'm gonna raise that waffle up into the heavens

#7196

1919

Feb. 5, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: You know what Poolesville High School is? Anyone ever hear of it? *students murmuring in agreement* Mr. Stein: It's like, in Pennsylvania. It's in Montgomery County, but it's SO far away...

#6191

1111

Jan. 13, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Calvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.

#5545

22

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:22 p.m.

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//Doing an application problem to Econ Schwartz: How much of the Water company's output goes to Electricity? Student 1: .1! Student 2: .9! Student 3: .5! Schwartz: .5 is between .1 and .9...but it isn't even the arithmetic mean //Awkward pause Schwartz: (sarcastically) ...see, Econ majors worry about arithmetic. But math majors have BETTER things to think about

#7890

3434

Jan. 26, 2019, 5:43 p.m.

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Stav: StEvEn, GiVe mE yOuR pAntS.

#3438

55

June 2, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.

#8661

1921

Oct. 16, 2020, 1:47 p.m.

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Rose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.

#10555

1313

May 10, 2022, 8:34 a.m.

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// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!