#8729

1010

Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.

#7794

1420

Dec. 6, 2018, 8:12 a.m.

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Lodal: Can we, like, stop hitting each other?

#13323

-33

April 18, 2024, 12:54 p.m.

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Dylan: Like I always say, it's okay to like kids

#3840

1919

Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#10886

13

Sept. 28, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.

#5384

77

Feb. 11, 2015, 7:16 p.m.

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\\In Discrete, Mike is on his smartphone Rose: Are you looking up math, or just screwing around? Mike: Neither. Rose: Those are the only two options.

#6109

26

Nov. 29, 2016, 10:47 p.m.

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Sambuddha: I don't believe Shakespeare wrote his own plays... Anna: Are you one of those people who thinks Kevin Bacon wrote them?

#1750

99

April 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m.

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Rose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!

#3561

33

Sept. 15, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Fowler: Now I'm going to do my little "about me" presentation; I was feeling a little shy on the first day... Cai: Evan already self studied for this.

#9480

2525

Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*