#8125

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April 16, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these

#12498

810

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Glenn: The G string is so thick! Glenn: It hurts my fingers when I press on the neck and I don't know if I can take it anymore.

#12037

1818

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Gugan: he teargassed himself which is so relatable

#10392

1010

April 1, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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//SRP poster presentations //David refuses to present to some juniors David: I don't care about you. I'm a senior, so I don't care about anything, except ... yeah, I don't care about anything.

#2213

1111

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#10542

1313

May 6, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Molemo: America is just a gift that doesn't give anymore.

#3666

57

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#13172

66

March 10, 2024, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: If you’re talking, but you’re whispering, are you like even talking?

#10146

57

March 4, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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// L'Hopital's Schwartz: So here we have Captain Zero, beating up a mortal.

#4055

99

March 22, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

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//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."