#11172

55

Nov. 16, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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O'Donovan: No matter what you do, never become a teacher!

#10017

2022

Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."

#11641

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March 6, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m so fun they call me mushroom.

#12864

88

Jan. 18, 2024, 11:14 a.m.

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O'Donovan: We are going to behead the chicken!

#9456

1212

Nov. 30, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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// talking about how not everyone dies in game of thrones Lodal: ...but everyone should die!

#12982

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Feb. 5, 2024, 2:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Among... Sean: Among us! // Later, Schwartz does demo with Mobius strip Kelin: Is it Mobius time? Schwartz: No, we are done! It is not Mobius time!

#655

1414

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//doing a practice problem with mixtures of urine and water Theresa: Our cross country coach said we need to be more hydrated and drink so much we can read through our urine. Stein: Has anyone actually tried that? Theresa: Well, some people claim they did. Stein: And did it work? Theresa: They said it did! Stein: That's kind of impressive. The thing is though, we're ignoring the whole issue of asparagus.

#3133

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March 23, 2011, 4:01 p.m.

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//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!

#5456

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April 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m.

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//Rose walks into Davis's 6th period lunch with a pair of large scissors //There are about 10 juniors playing cards at a table, including Josephine. Josephine: "Scissors!" Rose: "Um, ok." //Card group stops playing and looks at Mr. Rose Rose: "No continue, I wasn't going to say anything." Josephine: "Can I touch them?" Rose: "...now I'm just getting nervous."

#9891

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Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!