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April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

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March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#9072

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March 26, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Lodal: I know that in two years, you will remember every single thing you learned here, because that's how minds work!

#3333

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May 9, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Rose: These are just the basic things you should've learned in, like, common sense grade.

#12491

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Nov. 9, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 9 "Sometimes it's fun to talk about your anger to the person who makes you angry." "Line 1 says that there is a person who, if anyone punches them, gets quiet." "Everyone has a special person who gets quiet when they punch them." "Stephen's saying 'alright, Mr Rose; I know calculus; you can't fool me.'" "I can tell you're getting mad about this, because you're all people of the 21st century. This is the 17th century, where we just do things." "What are you doing over there? Fitch-style proofs, the way of life? Well, you can do that later, in another class, where you're not paying attention."

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April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3711

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you want candy, go to do store and buy it yourself!

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Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#376

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May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#11764

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April 18, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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// Kimchi lab in Bio Delaney: Why are all of these salts empty? // George starts giggling maniacally