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⚐ Report// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.
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⚐ Report//It's someone's birthday. Student: "Happy birthday!" Student 2: "Happy birthday!" //Student 1 says to communist dictator Eric Shen: "Why don't you say happy birthday?" Eric Shen: "You see, nothing that I say is happy." Eric Shen: "Nothing is ever happy." Eric Shen: "In the end, everyone will die." //Etcetera...
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⚐ Report//Pham walks into pd 8 calculus holding a giant wrapped chocolate bar with two bites out of it Pham: I don't believe this! I left my chocolate on the table and the mice got it!
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⚐ Report// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.
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⚐ Report//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?
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⚐ Report//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.
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⚐ Report//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!