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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:06 a.m.

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Dylan: Have you met my dad's girlfriend? She's French. Nikhita, from across the room: Your dad has as French girlfriend? So do I! // She breaks down in laughter

#9273

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Nov. 5, 2021, 11:04 a.m.

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Rose: You see, X is already negative, so X is negative because X is negative.

#738

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: *dancing the flamenco with another spanish teacher* If you take a video of this, I WILL SUE YOU.

#4313

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Nov. 19, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: I like being at home Isaac Jiffar: Well some say that home is where the heart is. Conor Brennan: Exactly, in fact that's where I keep all my organs.

#10472

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April 22, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Evolution is not you one day waking up as a fish.

#9262

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Nov. 2, 2021, 10:01 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, can we just keep doing this? everyone: *silence* Lodal: I mean like, nothing. Keep doing nothing. that's how today is gonna go.

#5219

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Oct. 14, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

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// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.

#6185

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Jan. 10, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

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// AP Spanish, discussing the meaning of the word "incentivar" Noah: Como se dice incentivar a un politico? (What's the word for incentivizing a politician (bribery)?) Sra. Cuadrado: Es corrupcion. (That's corruption.)

#817

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Nov. 7, 2009, 3:17 p.m.

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Smith: The timing of Hamlet is like a Harry Potter novel.

#11376

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Jan. 4, 2023, 4:35 p.m.

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Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*