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⚐ ReportDuval: Squid are my favourite thing to dissect. They're so pretty on the inside. // later Duval: I only spent 70 dollars on squid at H Mart -- perfectly normal thing to do.
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⚐ Report//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!
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⚐ ReportReckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.
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⚐ Report// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??
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⚐ Report*Hammond walks into his office, which adjoins the sysop room* Hammond: I hear angry music! Are we angry this morning, or are we just preemptively assuaging our anger? *Shirley and Jacob laugh* Hammond: I hear chuckling, but I don't hear answering. *Hammond walks over; the music changes* Hammond: Ah, now it's less angry. Shirley: Yeah, it switches back and forth. Hammond: And so do real people!
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⚐ ReportBurger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: I love legalism. They should bring it to this country. It's like totalitarianism.