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#8074

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April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?

#2078

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hey, college, it's a freedom world out there, you go to class it's fine, you don't go class it's great. [...] From junior up don't do homework.

#543

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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Pham: Two things: Sit down, and do not talk while your mouth is full.

#6855

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Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.

#9787

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Jan. 19, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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Nacho: You’re basically doing dark magic at school with paper.

#11844

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May 16, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Smolen: See what happens when you play with the vigorous energy of hate in your heart? You play so well!

#2514

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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Eugene: Boettcher, please.

#8981

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Feb. 7, 2021, 7:48 p.m.

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Schwartz: I'm gonna raise that waffle up into the heavens

#13051

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Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!

#12435

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Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.