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#10105

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Feb. 28, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.

#1470

22

Feb. 5, 2010, 1:57 p.m.

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Stein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."

#1622

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March 9, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Mr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.

At the bottom of the board was a picture of a zombie, with the words "I'm Mr. Verock, I eat chur BRAINSSS!"

zombie, board, verock

#12527

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Nov. 15, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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Berket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#2915

1010

Feb. 10, 2011, 11:10 p.m.

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//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.

#12137

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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.

#11481

913

Jan. 31, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Talking about communism Gibb: We're going to be a communist class. Grades will be redistributed. Everyone will get a C. Gibb: C stands for communism.

#4202

1010

Sept. 19, 2012, 5:40 p.m.

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Giles: I don't believe in division. It's like witchcraft.

#8609

4343

Sept. 6, 2020, 3:50 p.m.

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Rose: So what they teach you, in Algebra I, is basically, do stuff, right?