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#10615

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May 24, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

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//argument between armand and raun during rose's after school math session on how to memorize inverse trig derivatives armand: use the sts method! s stands for sun and subtraction madeline: what about the co’s… raun: c doesn’t stand for subtraction

#11705

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March 21, 2023, 8:24 a.m.

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> WWI lesson Gibb: How can you be an experienced suicide bomber? Gibb: That means you're not any good!

what can you even say to that //mod note: never said you're still alive

gibb

#7912

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:04 a.m.

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//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.

#10666

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June 8, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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Margo: Violet, do Diana's shoes look like they belong to a founding father? Violet: They look as if James Madison took her shoes to sign the Declaration of Independence, polished them, and gave them back.

#3514

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Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB

#11828

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May 11, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Bosse: This isn't some big ass email I send to all of the mentors.

#10576

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May 13, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".

#8911

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Jan. 19, 2021, 3:43 p.m.

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Piper: It's not a contest Piper: You don't get prizes for being the strong silent type

#4248

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#1066

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Dec. 6, 2009, 12:39 p.m.

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//Ya drops her water bottle Ya: OH MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!