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⚐ ReportWoodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.
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⚐ ReportSahu: what can I do to get you guys to learn Faye: get us cookies like mr. rose! Sahu: mr. rose and I…are different
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⚐ Report//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.
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⚐ Report//Wallops 2017 Instructor: what strange color is on these plants? Harris: the plants are kind of reddish... Instructor: Harris just said the plants are red, good job! Soumith: hold up, isn't Harris colorblind?
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.