#6646

126130

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#3044

77

March 7, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Student: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.

#5666

06

Nov. 25, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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Kalin: Uhh, Yeah sure. Someone: Kalin, that wasn't a yes or no question.

#12255

1111

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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Lodal: German words are such good words for naming things Lodal: it makes them seem important even when they aren't

#912

7377

Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#1333

66

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:46 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra final exam Pham: In this class, it extremely to get an A. And it extremely to get an E, too. There only two grade in my gradebook, that the problem.

#11918

1517

May 31, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Kirk: You know the feeling you get when you get sunburned? Sahu: I think I'm too dark to get sunburned Kirk: I get sunburned very easily Ethan: I wonder why

#9215

13

Oct. 15, 2021, 10:44 a.m.

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mr.burnell, on the topic of the group project: if you want to share your ideas, you can go ahead and, uh, cross pollinate with each other

#4295

57

Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#11131

2020

Nov. 10, 2022, 3 p.m.

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//Mr. Lodal is trying to show a video on YouTube, but it's blocked. Lodal: Ok, where can I pirate this?