#12520

1212

Nov. 14, 2023, 12:37 p.m.

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// Schwartz is walking down the 310s hallway Jeremy: Schwartz, how many push-ups can you do? Schwartz: Uhh...I don't know??? Jeremy: Why don't you test it out during class today?

#2311

33

Oct. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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// proving some USAMO problem Jason: AHHH Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Jason: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!!

#3291

193201

May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#5828

44

Feb. 23, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

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// Talking about senior research project papers to the freshmen Pham: You gonna go through the reams of paper! You gonna go through toner after toner for your inkjet printer!

#11796

1010

May 1, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.

#10919

810

Oct. 4, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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//pd9 fot Katie: It's like how in video games things go from perfectly fine to completely broken instantly Ace: That's me

#7519

1111

June 4, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

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//Rose going over an obvious proof Reynald: What? How did you get that? Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.

#2945

33

Feb. 17, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.

#9150

1212

May 21, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.

#7526

1416

June 8, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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Lodal, after the fire drill: "I'm at my lowest filter right now. I'm having trouble withholding my hatred for certain things."