#2309

2830

Oct. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Brighten up! It'll only get worse.

#10225

55

March 10, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Student: Did they play the thing from the thing? Roberts: The thing from the thing? You're almost as bad as my mom!

#8275

1220

Sept. 10, 2019, 4:26 p.m.

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Debkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.

#10461

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April 21, 2022, 10:07 p.m.

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colby: "throw the duck while doing a handstand" rose: "i appreciate that but i'm not gonna let you trick me into... dying"

#11321

1414

Dec. 14, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

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Sean: They'll never know your next step if you don't have feet!

#7282

511

Feb. 28, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

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*Telon hugs Andrew* Kaluta: awwww *everyone laughs* *street walks in* Street: I'm so confused... *Telon is still hugging Andrew* Street: Well I mean, Andrew is a pretty good looking guy.

#9297

66

Nov. 8, 2021, 4:23 p.m.

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Subayi: This is a good activity to make you think a bit. I know you don't like thinking, but you gotta do it.

#4153

2527

May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#13339

1214

April 26, 2024, 7:45 a.m.

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Jason Yao: What is Armenia? Jason Yao: Like I know what it is functionally but what is it? Jason Yao: No but like the country is th- no fuck you

#739

11

Oct. 22, 2009, 9:37 p.m.

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//Stein's cell phone rings in class Stein: Oh wait, Mr. Rose is wondering if he should pick up some Indian food for me.