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⚐ ReportRose: It's horrible pizza. I just order it for you kids. If the people in New Jersey knew I was eating this stuff...
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⚐ ReportWilliam: How can I know if a disabled person can use my device if i'm not disabled? William: Well I can disable myself.
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⚐ Report//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Guys, would you like notes on metamorphic rocks? Lodal: ... Ha! Just kidding. It's not an option. You get them anyway. //Lodal hands out papers
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⚐ ReportPham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?
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⚐ Report//While reading the Odyssey in Dr. Smith's class Rohit: What has been your favorite book from English? Neo: Book 7
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⚐ ReportStein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".
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⚐ Report// Tournament of Champions Andy Cui(as Queen Victoria): I don't think Churchill has made as many cultural influences such as... Angelina(quietly): Sexism. Andy: ...wearing white to weddings and Andy: She's inspired many things lakes cities mountains and even names in our class... Andy: ...such as Victor Zhu.
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⚐ ReportOn talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz