#11562

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Feb. 13, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

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Will: Everybody who’s not from the American midwest is just evil.

#9404

814

Nov. 18, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//post-chaotic cracker barrel monologue lodal: i am so full of hate right now.

#6075

55

Oct. 27, 2016, 11:55 a.m.

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Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.

#3056

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March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#7354

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March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#10540

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May 6, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

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//ADSB PD2 Kyei: Raise your hand if you thought the AP NSL test was easier than AP CSA *Vast majority raises their hands* Kyei: Y'all disgust me bruh

#8858

55

Jan. 4, 2021, 4:54 p.m.

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Kirk: r_1 is the principal root Kirk: Because positivity rocks! Kirk: We're learning life lessons in math class here

#8459

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Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#10715

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June 17, 2022, 7:56 a.m.

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// Going over BFT Schwartz: Right now the correct answer to "what's 36*3" is "No"! Schwartz: We're not doing that! Schwartz: What's 36*3? I don't care!

#1354

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!