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Jan. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m.

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Contreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!

#2013

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June 23, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: We're back. I had a temporary dumb-student-induced heart attack.

#9883

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Feb. 2, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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Bosse: And be ready to take some clothes off, carefully.

#13327

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April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

#12616

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Nov. 30, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Kirk: i hate the BCT. but every year— Rose: i love the BCT. Kirk: every year, we have some students who are BCT cultists. and i can’t say for certain, i’m not part of the BCT cult, but i think the cult leader is in this room right now. Rose: i can neither confirm nor deny

#1256

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m.

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//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!

#8402

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:27 a.m.

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Aaron: I need to go in at lunch to retake my vibe check

#7545

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

#9879

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:48 p.m.

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Roberts: It's not a crime if you want it to rhyme. Roberts: Something about a dime. Roberts: We're running out of time.

#11610

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Feb. 24, 2023, 9:25 p.m.

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//Pd 9 English //Clay just asked a question Clay: I sense that a lot of people aren't voting Clay: That's why this country's in trouble