#12955

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.

#9796

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Jan. 21, 2022, 8:06 p.m.

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pov rose teaching: "just do it, via thinking" "if you just sit there an observe it, you might realize that..." *pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "if you're like good at math or something, you might notice..." *again pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "and then it's just fifth grade algebra" "and this is the part where you go OHHHHHH come on say it OHHHH" "because this is kinda just like a duh math fact" "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" seconds before the bell rings: "OKAYCOMEON30MORESECONDSLETSFINISHTHISPROBLEMCOMEONWECANDOITDONTPACKUPDONTPACKUP"

#500

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July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#8260

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:38 p.m.

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//First day of school, Stein is going over the assigned seats Stein: "Yuyu Yang"... Stein: You know, I really admire the number of Y's in your name Stein: I really like the letter Y

#10415

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April 5, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*

#637

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.

#5228

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Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#13028

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Feb. 10, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?

#3291

201209

May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!