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Oct. 2, 2015, 3:53 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about how the set of irrational numbers doesn't have closure with multiplication. Noah Gleason: You could do root 2 times root 2. Giles: Yeah, root 2 times root 2 is 1. -Students Laugh- (Giles realizes his mistake) Giles: Root 2 times root 2 is 2. I know how to math. Sometimes. -At the end of class- Patrick Klees: Hey Mr. Giles, has something like this happened before? Because I was going to put this on Blairbash.

#3592

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Sept. 21, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

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// Ostrander was subbing 2nd period Phys Chem until Pham arrived. When Pham arrives: Pham: Alright guys. I go over chemical bonding today. Ostrander: Oh don't worry. I already taught them chemical bonding. When a chemical walks by another chemical, he goes, "Hey, that chemical is kind of cute," and they bond. That kind of chemical bonding?

#1563

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March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.

#10504

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April 27, 2022, 5:53 p.m.

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//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!

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March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#8818

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up

#9183

111

Sept. 17, 2021, 4:40 p.m.

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Lodal: You could just be the poop emoji! That's acceptable in this class! You can just be three poop emojis!

#12162

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Sept. 19, 2023, 8:53 p.m.

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*doing fitch-style proofs in logic* Stephen: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FIRE

#9583

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

#13335

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April 24, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: How do people use a straw? Jerry: No seriously. // Jerry proceeds to mime sucking from a straw