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⚐ Report// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.
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⚐ ReportKripa: Hey Nikhita here is the article I was talking about. *proceeds to read off her computer* Kripa: Middle school warns that snorting smarties may lead to nasal maggots Nikhita: Oh!
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?
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⚐ Report(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."
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⚐ Report// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?
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⚐ ReportPham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.
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⚐ Report//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)
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⚐ ReportCotangent looks something like this... right? Oh wait, I haven't drawn anything yet. ~Mr. Rose