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April 27, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Staub: "See this? Its a ring. It means I'm married."

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#3266

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April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)

#7269

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Feb. 25, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

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//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!

#10376

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March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?

#9613

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Dec. 13, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Lodal: Remember your solubility rules from last year? //class gives various responses Lodal: Those of you who said yes -- I don't believe you.

#8917

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Jan. 21, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.

#3770

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?

#10768

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Sept. 7, 2022, 9:53 a.m.

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“I touched it through the pants” - Milo

#102

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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This [problem]'s not hard, you just have to be smart. ~Mr. Rose