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#3968

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Feb. 15, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

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//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!

#5683

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Dec. 7, 2015, 7:51 a.m.

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//Whitacre talking to Fausto. Fausto has a copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on his desk. Whitacre: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: perhaps an autobiography.

#1662

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March 15, 2010, 3:58 p.m.

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//students are conversing; someone uses the word 'gay' Hinkle: Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, you realize that we're not allowed to say gay anymore, right? Aubrey: But you can say Lucas is definitely a faggot. [Several pens fly across the room] Hinkle: Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Let me just say, there's a little too much male bonding going on right now. A little too much of the big T. Students: Big T? Student 1: Touching? Student 2: Twilight? Hinkle: Testosterone!

#764

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#11932

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June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#4552

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June 10, 2013, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: He tends to not nineteen. Sorry!

#11442

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Jan. 19, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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// Stein explains his experience with crossword puzzle competitions Stein: That's why I don't like it when people turn tests in early. *All eyes turn on Jerry Song*

#8963

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.

#10504

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April 27, 2022, 5:53 p.m.

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//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!

#9389

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Nov. 17, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Stephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too

note: during a lab concerning iodine and amylase

delaney, bio