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⚐ ReportRose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.
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⚐ Report//p9 fot Nicole: If you blairbash me, I get downvoted //Katie pulls up blairbash Nicole: I'm gonna get downvoted on blairbash for saying I get downvoted on blairbash
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⚐ ReportMr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.
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⚐ ReportArmand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"
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⚐ Report//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.
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⚐ Report//First period Analysis 1B, talking about the upcoming knowledge celebration Stein: So, the knowledge celebration is going to be this coming Teh-urs-day. Any questions about it? Class: *murmuring* Teh-urs-day? What? Stein: What? What do you guys say? *pause* Stein: You say THURSDAY? Huh. Must be a regional thing. Ethan: By regional, you mean AMERICA.
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⚐ Report//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!
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⚐ Report// Chinese school, practicing for the AP dialogue Yun: 我可以把学校放回来 (I can put the school back together)