#9148

1111

May 20, 2021, 1:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: English is always a crime against the French language, so what else is new?

#6198

02

Jan. 14, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

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(Studying for ESS final at Grace's house) Rohit: Why is it called a shield volcano?....Hmm.....Ok...It has a large surface area and is very shallow Stav: Oh! Like you!

#5253

11

Nov. 11, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

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Norton: I took Statistics in college. I barely passed . . . Statistics is really important though.

#980

2024

Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

#7718

2527

Nov. 12, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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//Talking about a CBS CEO Noam: What a horrible human being, like, he'd vote Trump just to bring in money. I really wanna beat him. Time to get the belt. Conor: You can't beat anything. It's No Nut November

#6222

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Jan. 30, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

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// Going around asking what religion everyone has Whitacre: Any Muslims? // No one raises their hand Whitacre: Well, I guess Trump's ban worked pretty well.

#7248

1515

Feb. 20, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!

#8431

2836

Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.

#7216

1010

Feb. 12, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

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//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!

#8733

22

Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!