#4144

1111

May 18, 2012, 8:40 p.m.

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//4th period gym playing with a glitter covered box and spreading it around Philip: Not glitter! It's like the herpes of arts and crafts.

#343

55

May 24, 2009, 8:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (looking at the speed trig values quiz scores) Oh come on guys, I can't just fail you all. I think I'll make you guys write a three-page essay titled 'Why I'm So Freaking Slow'.

#11440

1212

Jan. 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose, holding his polar circle drawing tool: I've been dreaming about this device- Michael: I've been dreaming of a white Christmas. Rose: That was your sentence for today, Michael. Would you another? You're about to use it up.

#1573

24

March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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*Schafer is putting scales on a set of 3-D axes* Schafer: One, two, three, cuatro. That's Spanish for four. *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Gilad: That's English for nine. Schafer: *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six. Gilad: That's six for French.

#719

55

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!

#12588

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#9465

1313

Dec. 1, 2021, 9:14 a.m.

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in precalc rose: GET BACK THERE AND GET THAT OTHER COW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

#10066

1111

Feb. 24, 2022, 12:05 a.m.

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Schwartz: Now, imagine you're an ant. Schwartz: Actually wait, no, just imagine there is an ant. You don't have to be the ant. I mean, you /can/ be the ant if you want. But you don't have to be the ant. Schwartz: So, take this ant, that may or may not be you...

#6459

68

May 20, 2017, 2:39 a.m.

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Haddad: Can you pass me a, uh... whatever a pillow's called? Haddad: Wow I deserve a concussion.

#9054

88

March 15, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Kirk: Today is just a day where we are posing lots of questions and getting no answers.