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#11364

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Jan. 3, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Isak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.

#9134

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April 30, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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Schwartz: Ohhhh ... some of these slides have slides inside them! Schwartz: It's slide-ception!

#13018

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#7354

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March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#8819

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Dec. 11, 2020, 1:41 p.m.

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// 1:40, when class starts Lodal: Wow! Half the class is here and it's only 1:40!

#10958

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Oct. 11, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Chris Jin: Uhhh…AP colonoscopy

#2333

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Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.

#10207

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March 8, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: I want you guys to debate! I want you guys to disagree! I want strife and contention! Sean: Total anarchy! Schwartz: I would like some anarchy. Not total anarchy.

#6348

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March 27, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

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Stein: Bill Nye is a jerk.

#11398

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Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf