#11196

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Nov. 17, 2022, 9:49 p.m.

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Smolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!

#374

46

May 31, 2009, 11:25 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Just some basic integration, happening all across America. Lev: Except in Texas.

#9511

2626

Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#3639

1515

Oct. 4, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Wait, is apparent spelled with one "r" or two? Class: One "r". Lodal: So this the time where I tell you guys that I was actually the third grade spelling bee champion. //Lodal proceeds to write "apparent", but spells it as "apparenent" //class snickers, then Lodal realizes his spelling error. //soon after Lodal spells "brightness" as "brightnes" Lodal: And the thing is, if someone else makes a a spelling mistake somewhere, I would be the one to point it out. //Lodal continues writing on the board, but then spells "luminosity" as "luminosty" //Finally, Lodal finshes the equation [apparent brightness is proportional to luminosity over d^2] Lodal: I had to write distance squared with just a "d" so I couldn't misspell it.

#11927

1212

June 2, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: what do you think, should we not do the quiz? Entire class: yes! Rose: really? you know, I don’t really feel like giving it out either

#12111

99

Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#6387

22

April 18, 2017, 1:30 p.m.

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//Ms Adamson returns to class @ 1:30 pm Adamson: Thank you Mr. Cole, how has my class been? Student1: Phenomenal.

#5850

66

March 12, 2016, 6:39 p.m.

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//Alex Ma is presenting about a study that made stem cells fix human hearts Sloe: Alex, you don't sound very excited about this. You should sound way more excited. Alex: Well, this was in 2013, so I was excited back then. //laughter Sloe: Oh, that was such a good response! Touche, Alex Ma!

#12592

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Rakshay: Ms. Woodward? Woodward: No, you can't become a pro e-sports player. Rakshay: What do you do for 1B? Woodward: Oh, I thought you were oliver. Class: *laughs*

#7317

1919

March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.