#9905

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Feb. 3, 2022, 2:04 p.m.

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// Duval talks about video games and FIFA Duval: My son wanted me to play FIFA with him. Duval: I agreed to play with him on the condition that I get to be Belgium while he has to play as some crap no name team. Duval: Turns about some third tier no name team from Ireland upset Belgium... twice. Duval: The only thing I can master is the slide tackle. Duval: So while his guys were running all I did was slide slide slide slide!

#7344

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March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#11136

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Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

#11095

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Nov. 2, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: When I was in college, taking maths classes past the introductory ones ... Schwartz: I had classes starting really early in the morning -- like 11 AM -- Schwartz: And to stay awake, I would take a book, and not read the book and ignore the lecture, ... Schwartz: but whenever I started falling asleep, I'd read a couple sentences, which would be enough of a contrast with what was happening in class that I'd jolt awake. Andy(as he is throwing away the snacks he just ate): I eat in all my classes. Schwartz: Maybe don't do that in a lab class, where there are chemicals and stuff. Andy: Well, not during a lab, but in those classrooms, sure.

#11409

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Jan. 11, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.

#9254

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:59 p.m.

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Duval: My son can sex a spider and a grasshopper! I know it sounds weird out of context.

#13734

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March 9, 2026, 10:22 a.m.

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Schafer: Tomorrow. There's some senior assembly tomorrow Debbie: (whispering) Thank God! Schafer: DEBBIE!

#9848

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Jan. 27, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Ben Rozner: I hope to some day have as much confidence at Oldham has in our sightreading skills.

#12734

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Dec. 14, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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//after explaining uncountability of the real numbers Rose: If you want to feel even more confused ... //introduces the Cantor ternary set (pathological fractal) Rose: The Cantor set is uncountable. Do you all believe me on that? Katz: I don't believe that. Rose: Okay, Katz. I can prove it to you. You have to consider the ternary representation of the real numbers ... *starts explaining binary and ternary* Katz: Okay, I believe you now. The Cantor set is uncountable. Rose: Will you just play along? *continues proof*

#69

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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I kinda half graded these, not exactly really. ~Mr. Rose