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Nov. 9, 2016, 7:39 p.m.

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//9th Pd Gabaree AP NSL, people are pretending they don't know anything about the election to mess with him Gabaree: What do you guys think of recent events? Hannah: I'm really excited that Obama will be president again!

#5441

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March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"

#10669

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June 8, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Rao: I do have moments where I think "am I really good at anything"?

#5351

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Jan. 9, 2015, 7 p.m.

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//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.

#4192

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

The most devoted Republican of the party, that's for sure.

pham, politics

#455

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: You don't have to be quite as quiet outside, you just have to listen to instructions... like "LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!" That's a good one.

#8197

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May 30, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus

#2291

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Oct. 5, 2010, 6:54 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: The nice thing about forces are that they are like an extra layer on top of everything we already know about physics. It's kind of like the frosting on a cake. Students: But we don't like frosting! Mr. Schafer: Okay, then it's like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Students: We don't like that either! Mr. Schafer: Then it's like a free extra topping on a pizza...

#1560

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Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

Discussing literal and metaphorical rape in Native Son

gross

#3790

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Nov. 17, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Going over a chapter in AP NSL Swaney: So, conservatives tend to support war, and liberals tend to support fascism... Class: Umm, do you mean pacifism?