#9776

79

Jan. 18, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Rao: I have daggers in the closet.

#11633

1414

March 3, 2023, 9:04 a.m.

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Stein: Hey, let's stop calling it minus and start calling it arc-plus.

#12247

-311

Oct. 4, 2023, 2:19 p.m.

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Bannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#11892

1212

May 24, 2023, 8:14 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!

#10431

99

April 8, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem

#8867

4242

Jan. 5, 2021, 2:16 p.m.

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// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.

#1590

1010

March 5, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Student: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!

#11647

66

March 8, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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HC: Billy Joel was not sleeping in Music Theory.

#3090

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.