#7139

2020

Jan. 22, 2018, 10:01 a.m.

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//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!

#9875

1313

Jan. 31, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Analyzing anti-smoking ad Rao: I see an old deformed man, but that's fine because it also fits.

#8524

1923

Feb. 24, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

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//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.

#2625

22

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Pham walks into Modsim Pham: Wait, aren't there too many people here?

#1684

77

March 18, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Approximately 60-70% of you failed. You all fail.

#9939

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 5:55 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"

#9113

48

April 20, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how Mr Schwartz does transitions: We've done this thing; now we're doing this other thing. Schwartz: Transitions! Awesome! Done!

#2845

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]

#3578

1420

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#5593

28

Oct. 22, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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//U.S. History, everybody has computers at their desks Teacher: You can watch this video at home. Computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course U.S. History, and--" *class laughs* Teacher: No, don't click on it yet! *5 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course--" *class laughs, everybody facepalms* *12 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green--"