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#11249

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Dec. 1, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Andy: I will be carefully constructing my words so that you cannot Blairbash me.

#6375

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April 3, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

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//AoA Paul: Have your parents talked to you about that kind of time when Student1: they throw you in a knapsack?

#7180

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.

#696

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Oct. 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Shirley: Checking sexy devices, 100%. Scott Z.: It says one sexy hard drive found.

A deliberate mispronunciation of SCSI ("scuzzy").

scott, shirley

#4898

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April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.

#4296

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!

#9443

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Nov. 29, 2021, 5:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Cats -- not magnetic, it turns out! Student: What? Lodal: Just telling you guys. Facts!

#1904

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May 10, 2010, 7:23 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!

#2743

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Jan. 4, 2011, noon

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//Sadie gives Patrick some jell-o Patrick: JIGGLING GOODNESS!! Lily: That's what he said.

#13515

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Dec. 6, 2024, 1:41 p.m.

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//Mary is giving repeated high fives to Sam Glenn: why are we slapping Sam? Glenn: And can I get in on it