#1918

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May 13, 2010, 8:27 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Nilay, look at you, you're on fire!

#11862

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May 18, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Seat: You thought you were having a good day, but your good day ends now.

#365

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May 27, 2009, 6:41 p.m.

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Heidler: Get on a bus! Pick a bus, any bus. Doesn't matter which.

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March 13, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.

#877

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Nov. 18, 2009, 5:19 p.m.

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Why can't you all hate each other? I want you all to hate each other.

#4223

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Oct. 1, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//During AP NSL Freeman: The Libertarians are the people you want to party with. If it burns, they'll smoke it.

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Dec. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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// In ESS, talking about the different kinds of unconformities // Donaldson erases a layer of sediment, but leaves a layer on top and underneath Viju: WHOA! It's like... an air chamber! Donaldson: ...You mean a cave?

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#2287

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:55 a.m.

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Student: Why do you always try to get the quotes changed on Blairbash? Me: Because they have to be correct. Student: Why do you care so much? Me: Because Blairbash is my LIFE, its ALL I care about!!! Student: Mr. Templin, he needs HELP!

#1310

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Jan. 12, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//talking about when the papacy was "moved" to france Whitacre: So the French king shows up, and he's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And the pope's just like "Uh, ugh, agh!" cuz he's having a heart attack! Then they moved to France, Italy said "No no, you're wrong!" and put up they're own pope. For a while, the two papacies were just like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Then that French guy died and things went back to normal. Boring ending, huh?