#1888

68

May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?

#7318

1313

March 13, 2018, 3:52 p.m.

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//Kevin Qian has pandas stacked on his head //Rose looks at him with interest and walks over //Favid tries to stack the huge panda on his head but fails Rose: All people are learning. Some people are learning combinatorics. Some people are ... learning.

#8078

5254

April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#1730

2020

March 25, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.

#5435

915

March 29, 2015, 11:17 a.m.

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//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...

#8156

1929

May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#1232

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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CJ: Hey Nilay look! I got Indian bread for lunch. Nilay: That's pita bread. It ain't Indian bread 'till my mom makes it.

#2611

33

Nov. 28, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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//a student mumbles an obscenity; stelzner (accidentally?) delivers a lesson in irony Stelzner: Hey, watch your mouth! What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it, Eric!

#2668

55

Dec. 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Yvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...

#1558

66

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"