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April 13, 2011, 5:44 p.m.

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//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!

#800

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 a.m.

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Ravilious: I had a kid tell me yesterday to "take a chill pill." Needless to say, we had a little discussion about appropriate boundaries and conduct.

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#414

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Andie: How do you get rid of the French flag? Whitacre: We've been trying!

#4534

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May 7, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

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//Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once. Student: Did you shake his hand? Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.

#11651

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March 8, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Sean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".

#2586

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Freeman: You get to go to Washington for the awards ceremony. Everyone else is going to fly in from like, California. You're going to get a Metro card.

#7962

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Feb. 26, 2019, 8:57 a.m.

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Nicole: I've got to documentate my code! Documentating! Lillian: Documentating? Did you mean documenting? Nicole: ?!..... What?

#2980

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:43 a.m.

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Pham: If I do it again, I turn you guy all black and send you out of the room.

#7894

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Jan. 29, 2019, 9:59 a.m.

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// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester