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#4333

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

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//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".

#10665

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June 8, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Violet: What are you doing? Diana: Crying Violet: *Points to the computer* For the project!

In Mr. Pham's 6th period class, doing a project on statistics

#Diana, #violet

#11444

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Jan. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: AP World is like, learn nothing about everything.

#6283

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March 8, 2017, 8:24 a.m.

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//Demonstration of inflation with flag-buying Cirincione: ...If I gave you all $50, then would you be willing to spend more on this flag? Peter: I would just go to Walmart.

#12422

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Oct. 31, 2023, 7:32 a.m.

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Katz: I don't need a costume, I'm already scary enough

#9760

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Jan. 14, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Watching stop motion animations Duval: The temptation to say "you guys all did such a good job...except for you, Evan" is so strong.

#5325

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Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#11261

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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Jerry: Human trafficking should be illegal Andy: I disagree.

he was joking. I hope. //mod note: this was a very sarcastic comment

andy, jerry

#12831

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Jan. 5, 2024, 2:36 p.m.

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Marxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.

using their own names as a pun //mod note: you made a mistake? disgusting, err-ick

marxer, sai

#8921

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Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.