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#9505

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Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

He went on to do a demonstration, which may or may not have involved holding the bowling ball right over Michael's hands. //mod note: you weren't the first year this happened to and you won't be the last, if that's any comfort

freshman, energy, schafer, physics

#4451

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Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing

#12942

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral

#9262

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Nov. 2, 2021, 10:01 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, can we just keep doing this? everyone: *silence* Lodal: I mean like, nothing. Keep doing nothing. that's how today is gonna go.

#4379

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

#6471

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May 24, 2017, 7:44 a.m.

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//Richard brought in Honey Nut Cheerios for Puzzlepalooza Calvin: Oh my goodness, Richard... these nuts!

#5418

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March 15, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Cuadrado //See #5414 for background Cuadrado: We will watch a movie today, since I'm starting to get sick of you guys.

#5264

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

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//talking about siblings in the magnet Norton: Wow Richard I didn't know you had a sister in the magnet? Richard: Yeah of course I do Norton: I guess it's true. All Chens are related. //class laughs while agreeing with him Norton: I'm pretty sure everyone in the magnet is related to one another. Except for you Fausto. Fausto: Wait why? Norton: Well...

Mr Norton is the long term sub for Mrs Duval Richard doesn't really have a sibling in the magnet Fausto's the only hispanic in sophomore year

norton, richard, fausto

#6085

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Nov. 2, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.

#4151

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May 22, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

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//Hyperbolic Trig-(ch) Stein: So you need to call me Mr. Stein-ch.  Sachin is Sachin-ch. Avikar: What if your name is Daboom? Stein: Then you'd be Daboom-ch.