#6037

66

Sept. 23, 2016, 9 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Who here has ever been lost?" *People raise hands* Whitacre: "Did anyone not make it back?" *Eric Shen slowly raises his hand* Eric: "I think I got lost at Costco"

#7460

3032

May 1, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy get headache when you leave my class. You know why? It because your brain getting bigger.

#9065

08

March 23, 2021, 11:24 a.m.

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Student: Im trying to fix [a microphone] right now Street: I have a hammer, if you want to borrow it, to fix it ... Street: ... hammer fixes most everything ...

#12666

1111

Dec. 5, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Prange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.

#8402

4040

Nov. 26, 2019, 8:27 a.m.

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Aaron: I need to go in at lunch to retake my vibe check

#4032

33

March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Teacher: Do I even know what I'm talking about? Class: NO

#5439

911

March 30, 2015, 10:02 p.m.

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Mr Street: So, my class could be cutting off their fingers but I'm in here watching you guys. (he had opened the door to Kaluta's room for us to use)... are there any romances in the magnet? I mean you all are a very...nice... bunch. There's Tiffany and Alex.... Girl: There's Annie and Stephen... Street: Oh, Stephen Loh? I approve. Yes.

#2614

22

Nov. 30, 2010, 1:23 p.m.

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//talking to Michael Z, who is right next to Daniel F Eugene: Why are you grabbing his hips? Michael: Because I love him...

#10990

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#618

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.