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April 11, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

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//9th US History Ms. Pisini: If you buy this ketchup with an aluminum lid, you can open the ketchup without waiting for your husband to get home!

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May 3, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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//Working on SRP in Wind Ensemble Kwu: Oh, this is only draft 1, so I can do whatever I want!

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April 27, 2021, 12:14 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, how many times can you sell your soul?

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June 4, 2019, 11:32 a.m.

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John: “Selling Intel Pentium G4560 $60 Gigabyte b250m-ds3h $30. Meet during 5th period lunch cash only. Someone actually buy this.”

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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By changing my facial expression, I can subtly change the wave of answers coming from the class. ~Mr. Rose

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Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

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Oct. 14, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: What are we doing for today? Stuff! We're definitely doing stuff.

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April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

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March 3, 2023, 2:16 p.m.

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//after teaching about chapter 9, proceeding to act as if we had finished the homework Stein: Did you have any other questions about chapter 9? Stein: Oh, I just had a brain-freeze. Remember what we were talking about ten minutes ago? Stein: I was just thinking that was last class. Stein: Forget everything I just said in the last 30 seconds. I'm losing my sense of where I am.

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Dec. 11, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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Stein: I have three sons...no wait...I have one son... Class: *giggling* Stein: But the other two sons are daughters!