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#6090

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Nov. 9, 2016, 11:54 a.m.

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//Introducing to sequences Rose: So Gauss is like one of the five smartest people ever. So he was really annoying when he was like nine. In order to shut him up, Avik Style, his teacher told him to find the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100

#9103

1111

April 15, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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//right after a bunch of people arrived to diff eq Schwartz: We're trying to avoid infinite elbows.

#3066

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March 11, 2011, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.

#5323

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Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?

#11316

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Dec. 13, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Glenn: People-making didn't always make more people

talking about abiogenesis

glenn

#13300

911

April 15, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Yongle: I only wear clothes to please others Yongle: If it was up to me I would be butt-ass naked

mocking david katz for being barefoot //mod note: ftr i don't endorse nudity

naked, clothes, yongle

#9289

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Nov. 7, 2021, 12:59 a.m.

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// Andy and Caleb advertising for chem club, Andy goes back into Lodal's room for ess, Lodal is showing a video, Caleb walks in Lodal: Get out of here Caleb, you don't need to see this Lodal: You won't need it yet

#4088

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April 17, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

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//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.

#2721

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Dec. 23, 2010, 3:11 p.m.

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// freshmen are playing If I Were a Rich Man on physics of music day Xiaoshan: This is Gwen Stefani!

#5600

44

Oct. 27, 2015, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger

Facepalm like a unicorn's horn. (Editor) He meant like an L, unicorn horn, like an L. This kid didn't know better.

street, r&e