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#8583

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April 20, 2020, 4:22 p.m.

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//Talking over hangouts about md5 hashes Srihari: You MADE an encryption.

#801

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m.

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Burger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"

#9245

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Nov. 2, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, november 2 "I want those dopamine hits where I teach you something you didn't know before." "I wish I had, like, another 15 hours a day to do all the things I want to do in my life." "I'm not intentionally snubbing you because I don't like you. None of you fall under that category. It is possible to fall under that category -- it's just rare. You would have to be a particularly ... annoying ... teenager for that." "I got you your onion reference, for those of you who have been waiting for that for years." "Think of a rubber ball, but a rubber ball that's denser than steel." "I could not tell whether he was saying 'matrices' or 'mattresses', but I really liked his class."

#4: onion diagram of a star, #6: describing a professor

ess, lodal

#10875

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Sept. 23, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Katie: Esperanto. The Romance language that couldn’t find love.

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Dec. 19, 2009, 5:13 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos talking about this website he really likes Bustillos: It's navy blue. It's like something you would paint a child's room. It's fuzzy.

#4188

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

It's actually the study of amphibians and reptiles, as Duval later pointed out.

duval, francis

#13569

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March 14, 2025, 9:19 a.m.

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Yates, on the loudspeaker: In class on time is working- Jacobs: Except for Melvin!

#2670

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Dec. 14, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Anderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".

#5665

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Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

Schwartz: Of course we ignore the bell at odd times, today's an EVEN day. Also, after the announcement, we stopped having bell problems

linalg, mong, arnold, schwartz

#7245

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Feb. 19, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Pham: Oh, I abuse you guy all the time. No need to worry about it.