#13011

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Feb. 8, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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// Rose draws a line on the board meant to represent the sum of two linear-ish functions Rose: That really should be steeper than both of them, shouldn't it? Rose: However, I don't really care about those things // Rose erases the previous line and draws a new line, steeper than either of the two original lines

#7583

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Sept. 13, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

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Rose: Pythagoras had this cult where they believed that "all is number". So, when one of his disciples showed that the diagonal of a square of side length 1 can't be expressed as the ratio of whole numbers, he threw him off a boat so that the proof wouldn't get out. Joseph (quietly): Project Polyhedra is also a cult

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#7011

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Dec. 5, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

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//PChem, after Infoflow Pham: During the Pledge of Allegiance, you guy need to respect the people who want to be patriotic. I look around this room and think, if the United States went to war with China right now, maybe 1 or 2 people pick up a gun and fight for America. The rest of you guy become Chinese terrorists or spies!

#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#5680

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Dec. 5, 2015, 6:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles explaining coterminal angles in trig applications Giles: It's technically right, but don't find the answer and then add 37 periods to it. Something Ryan Cho would do.

#3703

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Raanan (when hyper): (flapping arms) I'M A PENGUIN! //later Micheal Ekstrom: When you flap your arms you look like a penguin....on crack

#11719

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March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#13417

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Aug. 30, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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// Rose is talking and an announcement about ID photos comes on Rose, quietly: shut uuuuuuup