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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Did you just say balls? Rohan: No, lols.

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Nov. 25, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// Every Orchestra class Roberts: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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May 2, 2018, 8:56 a.m.

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//Period 2 Stat Stein: College is expensive, so I decided that I should just get money from my students. If I take money from all of my students, it will add up to a lot. However, Mr. Ostrander said that if I take a lot I'd get in trouble, so I will only take change. Everybody figure out how much change you have! //Everyone takes out their wallets

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Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

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Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...

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Sept. 19, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

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Seoyoung: "You were at SPX!" Loann: "Yeah, I saw you but I didn't say anything cause it was kind of awkward!" Seoyoung: "Same!"

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April 22, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Ace (commenting on Andy's deadlift): You gotta bring it up to your chest!

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Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!

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Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

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Nov. 16, 2021, 9:53 a.m.

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Roberts: Well you see, I failed the ruler unit in elementary school.