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#9670
2020
⚐ ReportRose: The sun is low in the sky, we need to pray (with an asterisk, ironically, so I don't get in trouble) to the sun so that it doesn't go away!
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⚐ Report//Organic chemistry, period 4 Hart: What if there's an active shooter and a fire at the same time? Joseph: Tell the teacher.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.
#4299
2325
⚐ ReportClay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?
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⚐ ReportKirk: You gotta do it right, or you're gonna get it wrong. Kirk, a second later: That is the stupidest sentence I have ever said.
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2527
⚐ Report//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....
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⚐ Report//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!
#1181
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⚐ ReportMs. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?