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⚐ ReportStelzner: You've probably wondered why we haven't gone over much poetry at all for all of English class so far. Jerry Song: Said nobody ever.
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⚐ ReportDavid: *drinks from the school water fountain* David: it's a very acidic taste, it's actually very good David: like lemonade mixed with battery acid... and lead
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⚐ Report//Schwartz starts to say something poorly Schwartz: --rephrasing. //long pause Schwartz: ... rephrasing again, even though I didn't say anything.
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⚐ Report// Duval talks about video games and FIFA Duval: My son wanted me to play FIFA with him. Duval: I agreed to play with him on the condition that I get to be Belgium while he has to play as some crap no name team. Duval: Turns about some third tier no name team from Ireland upset Belgium... twice. Duval: The only thing I can master is the slide tackle. Duval: So while his guys were running all I did was slide slide slide slide!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”
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⚐ ReportOzzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.
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⚐ ReportLillian: I feel like there should be a word for when someone asks you to go try out for an extracurricular and you go fully knowing you aren't going to get in Catherine: That's called giving up