#1431

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#9105

66

April 16, 2021, 4:06 p.m.

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Martinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.

#5853

88

March 14, 2016, 12:37 p.m.

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Mr.Anderson: When I was younger, I lived in Spain learning Spanish for a couple of years. There was a woman who taught me how to juggle. Student: Ooooh Mr.Anderson: ...no that wasn't a metaphor, there was a woman literally teaching me how to juggle.

#12460

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#5697

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:02 p.m.

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//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"

#9713

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Jan. 6, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Gibb, looking over Ace's shoulder as they play protobowl: this is the most random stuff I have ever seen. Gibb: I love it.

#10970

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Oct. 13, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Stein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.

#1920

1010

May 13, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.

#11198

1010

Nov. 18, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Burnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!

#2444

1212

Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in