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Jan. 8, 2026, 2:03 p.m.

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Ashwin: [Gooning] is a nefarious term. I thought it referred to people being goons. Nadir: Yeah, but I think Ryan knows quite a bit about it. Ezra: That's why they call him the stripper. Ashwin: Stripper!

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Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

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//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

#2876

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Feb. 6, 2011, 8:05 a.m.

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//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?

#3129

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March 22, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Stein: I'm retiring from crossword puzzles. But it's like Brett Favre. I'll announce that I'm participating again next year. I told my wife this, and she was happy. She said that I could find better better things to do than 15 crosswords a day. And I was like "Nahhh."

#4282

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Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:14 p.m.

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Freeman: Tom here is like the KFC commercial. "It's good!"

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Sept. 28, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: My son is getting married this Saturday. Stein: Unless he does something dumb between now and then.

#12363

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Oct. 20, 2023, 11:23 a.m.

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// about connect four Veena: There a three cross on the board. Jamie: Like Jesus?

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Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?

#2107

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham went to dental school Pham: You all understand, the bacteria do not make the cavity, they eat food in your mouth and then pooping it out onto your teeth and it sticking there. That how you get cavity.