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#10158

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March 4, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Logic Mr. Rose: Think about when you go to a pool, and there's like, pool rules. There's just so many rules! Pool Rules 1. No running 2. No jumping 3. No glass bottles 4. No knives 5. No dogs 6. No skateboarding 7. No guns Mr. Rose: But each of these rules restricts one of your freedoms to do something. Mr. Rose: So if you want to have a fun pool party, you'd go to a Florida pool. FL Pool 1. No automatic weapons

//mod note: see 10156

#10204

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March 8, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.

#1123

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Dec. 10, 2009, 6 p.m.

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// Two people- one familiar with Ms. Tien's lectures about True Basic, and the other very normal. // At robotics... Aron: "No way, the NXT program won't like it" Jims: "Duuude..." he said, a smile creeping into his face, "NXTs don't have feelings!"

#3774

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Nov. 11, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Dennis Z is rubbing tape bits off his arm during R&E Cathy: What are you doing? Dennis: I got my blood drawn yesterday, so they put huge piece of tape on my arm. Now, the sticky stuff won't come off. Rishabh: Who did it?

#3537

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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

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Street: [Student], you need to go down to the counseling office. Student: Where's that? Street: It's across the hall from the main office. Student: Where's the main office? //Street makes the loser sign

#12644

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Dec. 4, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Rivkah: Are you fully or half Hispanic Katie: Half, my dad Rivkah: *gesturing to Leila* between the three of us we have one Hispanic.

#12611

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Nov. 29, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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//7th period gabaree gabaree: memes are like propaganda

#4965

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May 23, 2014, 6:58 p.m.

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//Showing Pham the song that he sang in Puzzlepalooza 5 - Come and Get it by Selena Gomez Pham: She Selena Gomez? She ugly

#6566

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Sept. 8, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?

#12230

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Oct. 2, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

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// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!