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#1381

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Jan. 21, 2010, 12:29 a.m.

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//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?

#12424

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Oct. 31, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Delaney: When you're as thick as I am, it's impossible to sit down.

He was wearing a velociraptor costume for Halloween //mod note: cf 10232

delaney

#5211

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Oct. 7, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

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Student: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence

#1384

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Jan. 21, 2010, noon

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Jacob: Look, the emergency stop button's covered up. Wiz: We pressed it, once. When I first got here, Mr. Osmond was still here. For a long time, the button didn't work. One day, he was showing me how it didn't work, and all the phone calls in the building got cut off. Of course, we knew nothing about it. *winks*

#3856

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Dec. 18, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//On Klein's blog; document lists "KLEIN!" in some places Student: What does "KLEIN!" mean? Klein: It is Dutch for handsome and god-like in appearance.

#897

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Nov. 19, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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(During class Mr. Stephens begins to yell at us) Student yells back: "Mr. Stephens why are you talking so loudly??" Mr. Stephens yelling even louder: "I'm not loud!"

#1102

1010

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:25 p.m.

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Swaney: Hilary Clinton was there. She gave a speech and then started mingling with the crowd. So, you know, I went over to her and shook her hand and solved the Middle East crisis.

#9697

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Jan. 5, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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rose: i love you guys

#2968

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Feb. 22, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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//After having a tangent about Mr. Pham and trying to get back on topic Bosse: We can talk about Mr. Pham for all the rest of the year; he's a very interesting case study.

#1682

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March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.