#4381

77

Jan. 8, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.

#982

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:48 p.m.

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//At MCYO rehearsal Mr. Herman: Okay, so what's the mathematical equivalent of a dotted-quarter on the bow? *No one answers* Mr. Herman: C'mon, I thought you guys went to Blair!

#1110

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Dec. 9, 2009, 10:11 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday in one of my on-level classes, I had some kid who didn't turn in his homework. So I asked him, 'hey, why didn't you do this?' He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'I'm Hispanic. I don't do homework.' I was like, 'ooo-kay. That's all fine, then.' Didn't realize it's a cultural thing.

#5734

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Jan. 8, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

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Rose: My girlfriend gave me this panda a week ago (picks up plush panda). When I got him the proportions were perfect. He looked exactly like Bei Bei. But then he grew, and now I need a new panda.

#10804

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Sept. 12, 2022, 8:08 p.m.

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Horne: Do you go by Nate or Nathan? Nathan: I go by Nathan, but you can also call me Cheesey

#10163

1212

March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#9744

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Jan. 12, 2022, 1:48 p.m.

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Lodal: Did you know that China has volcanoes? //class gives various responses Lodal: Can you name one? //class gives various responses Lodal: I was gonna call you a liar if you said you could name one.

#446

11

June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.

#1865

44

May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?

#10602

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May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.