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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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ben: john, im not gonna let u get deported cuz u procrastinated on ur documents

#2659

55

Dec. 12, 2010, 5 p.m.

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//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?

#2046

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.

#8973

1822

Feb. 2, 2021, 2:19 p.m.

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// student is looking forward to more "cool group discussions" Cirincione: Cool? ALL discussions in this class are cool. Cirincione: ...Right?

#1040

48

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.

#8261

1523

Sept. 3, 2019, 1:41 p.m.

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//Stat, first day of school, Stein is going over expectations Stein: Oh yeah, that's my twitter, follow me on twitter Stein: I don't follow students back, but you should follow me Stein: I'm trying to get to 1000 followers, help me out here

#3412

77

May 25, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Thomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.

#1401

57

Jan. 27, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.

#12412

1010

Oct. 27, 2023, 11:37 a.m.

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Student: I got 100% error. O'Donovan: How did you get 99,000 kilojoules?

#5246

88

Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?