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⚐ Report//Discussing combinatorial proofs in Pd 3 Discrete Rose: Good! All of your stories must involve death or sex.
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⚐ Report//Monday morning in AoA Gonzalez: Everyone close your eyes. Now, raise your hand if you are done with the problem set that was due yesterday. *laughter from some of the students* Gonzalez: I have one word. Gonzalez: YEET
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⚐ ReportRose: A few years back I was really obsessed with that baby panda they had at the zoo Rose: I used to play the panda cam during tests Rose: I'd have all the students' desks facing the promethean and they'd be taking a test while I played the panda cam Rose: And they'd all be doing a bunch of math while I'd be like, "Oh, look at the baby panda, it's so cute"
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⚐ ReportSchafer: "So we wanna be able to take what we did on the table back there, and make it work at the quantum level." Contreras: "That's what she said!"
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⚐ Report//Tucker is wearing a box with holes for eyes Tucker: I'm psychic! OW! //he tripped over a red bin
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⚐ ReportRose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.
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⚐ Report// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.
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⚐ Report//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.
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⚐ ReportAndie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.
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⚐ Report\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.