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#8787

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Dec. 4, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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Duval: Who's Mr. Poopybutthole?

#474

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Eugene: Guess what? I was the first woman on the Sun.

#13507

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

a student approached Mr. Sahu while holding a massage vibrator

sahu

#9731

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Jan. 11, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Praccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.

#9767

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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!

#11222

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Nov. 28, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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// unexpected day of no school because of a plane crash // Rose is hosting class anyway // he's screensharing his camera app from his phone Rose: now, I have to make sure that no one texts me anything inappropriate because this is my actual phone

#11135

311

Nov. 11, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Jerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.

#10852

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Sept. 20, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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// Resonance hybrids Hart: Unicorns don’t exist. Hart: Dragons don’t exist. Hart: Rhinos won’t exist for long…

#9358

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Nov. 12, 2021, 3:44 p.m.

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//Lodal discussing how this year has been more stressful Lodal: It’s not you guys though. I like most of you guys. Jeremey: Including me? Lodal: You are the exception

#807

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Nov. 4, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.

schafer amir