#9312

911

Nov. 10, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Rohan: guess what the D in PTSD stands for Rohan: Discrete

#4584

33

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.

#9149

2020

May 21, 2021, 1:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.

#3439

68

June 2, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein tells us about advertisement scams and gets a phone call Stein: Hold on. The number is 800. I'll turn up the speakers ... hello? Lady: Hi. This is ... and we're calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, ok. But did you know that I'm in my Statistics class right now, and I just told my students how people call you all the time to scam you with advertisements, and I turned up my speakers all the way so that they can hear what you're saying? Lady: Uh okay, but I'm just calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, I know. Lady: Well... *talks* Stein: Alright, bye. Class: *laughs* Someone: Wow, she was very angry

#11218

44

Nov. 22, 2022, 11:03 a.m.

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//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.

#48

22

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: So anything equals anything... err... anything equals itself.

#7215

44

Feb. 12, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!

#7978

925

March 4, 2019, 7:47 a.m.

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//Bracklinn lost her Wallops Form Sloe: You're an absolute mess. I hope you know that.

#5570

1113

Oct. 8, 2015, 6:45 p.m.

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// Block D R&E // Mr. Street is talking about gifted people in the magnet, specifically Kristi Ng Street: There's nothing but gifted people in the Ng family. There's Mr. Ng, Mrs. Ng, and Ms. Ng... Kristi: Actually she's Mrs. Lo because she didn't want to be an Ng Street: Then I guess she's miss-ng

#11950

48

June 7, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Bosse: You guys need to do more fun things! Bosse: Life is not just about homework and grades. Klees: Tell that to Mr. Rose! Bosse: Well, he is an outlier...