#12201

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Glenn taking about her son, who is out sick Glenn: So he was so bored that he asked me if I could do the chores. Glenn: I'm out here working, so I don't care. Glenn: Then he says "but you said I should be resting". Glenn(pulls out phone to text her son): Stop. Being. On. Your. Phone. // Later Glenn: "I can't sleep, I'll die of boredom. Please let me do something." Glenn: He is trying to outstubborn me. Little does he know where that stubbornness came from. Glenn: What comes after bargaining again?

#10516

010

April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.

#618

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#11747

1313

April 13, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rao: It would be fun if we could kick the children.

#1077

2224

Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#11754

012

April 17, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Anderson: We had computers when I was your age. Anderson: We even had the internet.

#12588

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#10655

812

June 6, 2022, 3 p.m.

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Rao: It's not as if Luke is gonna wake up one day and be able to control goats. Rao: I'm sure it would be a great story though.

#7679

1012

Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?