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#19

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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We already got into a power struggle over font size ~Mr. Rose, on group work

#5324

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Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go together...like 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.

#13509

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Nov. 25, 2024, 12:44 p.m.

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Nobody: Andy: “One male is better than four females”

#4159

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June 4, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

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//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!

Based on the women's rights joke

mike, cathy

#10097

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Feb. 28, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was a secret base in Ukraine. Kaluta: Turns out it was not so secret because- // Looks out the door Kaluta(whispering): The Germans bombed the hell out of it.

Kaluta talking about how his parents met, Duval was also looking over my shoulder when I submitted this

ukraine, kaluta

#4631

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Oct. 28, 2013, 11:07 a.m.

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//During Computational Methods, referring to integral of sin(x)/x Pham: No need to use Taylor Series for this one. Ashu: Yeah, I tried it. It's not a pretty function. Pham: Of course. Why you try to use Taylor series? The function so ugly, you don't date that function.

#4195

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Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...

#13395

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June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

P1 AI. Ostrander is subbing for Burkhauser, and while taking attendance, a student brought up that her sister was in a math competition.

ethics, ostrander

#11935

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June 5, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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// SRP Presentation on Euler Bosse: How do you know it's pronounced /'ɔɪ.ləɹ/ and not /'ju.ləɹ/? Bosse: Have you met him before? Sameer: Every time Euler's name is pronounced wrong, he smokes crack.

//mod note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography#Diphthongs

bosse, euler, sameer, srp

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."