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#5165

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Sept. 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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//Stein is showing his class a powerpoint he prepared in case he had a substitute //He finds a sound button on one of the slides Stein: Ooh! What's this? *clicks* Voice: Follow? Class: Follow.

#1896

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May 7, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Stein: "That is an infinitely thin slice of vomit." //part of an example figuring out how much work was needed to suck have a tank of vomit out the top

#11296

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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//French 3, someone says something about Paraguay Student: Paraguay? That exists? It sounds like an Apex Legends weapon.

#9100

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April 15, 2021, 11:17 a.m.

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// after student talks about learning to use OBS Kirk: Next thing you know, you'll be a successful streamer making millions of dollars doing something that doesn't help society at all.

#10318

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March 22, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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Duval, screaming: CA-CAW! CA-CAAAWW!! CA-CAAAW!!

gotta collect everyone at the end of ento somehow //mod note: however loud you think this is, you're wrong and the answer is "louder"

ento, duval

#2979

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Student: [Ammonia] is common on other planets. Pham: We no care about other planets, unless you planning move there.

#10049

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Feb. 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.

#1522

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.

#9350

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Nov. 12, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

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Student: Theoretically, we could knock someone out and harvest their spit. Duval: True, but we're not going to do that.

//mod note: see 9327, probably

duval

#6244

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Feb. 14, 2017, 10:42 p.m.

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Schwartz is drawing 3d figures on the board Sherry: Why does that say Kanyezone? *Schwartz explains why his board always has Kanyezone written on it* Schwartz: Why? Did you think the figure was labeled Kanyezone? We can call it that if you want. *Schwartz goes back and changes all references to the figure to Kanyezone*