#785

55

Oct. 29, 2009, 5:52 p.m.

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You know? My idea for school funding was to sell off students as prostitutes.

#9611

1313

Dec. 13, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// Start of class, Rao p9 Rao: Last night I found a bunch of little bloody teeth.

#10246

99

March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

#1

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May 21, 2009, 12:10 p.m.

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// Mr. Hinkle telling his AP Econ class about teaching in Ohio People in Ohio are hicks, so they like to shoot things.

#3160

1717

March 28, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*

#3186

114122

April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#9152

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May 24, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.

#8015

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March 15, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?

#7519

99

June 4, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

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//Rose going over an obvious proof Reynald: What? How did you get that? Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.