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Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?

#446

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June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.

#13237

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March 22, 2024, 2:13 p.m.

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// discrete, talking about a quiz that may or may not be retakable alexei: there's probably not going to be a retake, rose will just follow the path of least resistance piety: oh, like mathphys! is there a capacitor storing my grade? alexei: yeah, it can approach it but it never actually reaches the gradebook

#5873

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April 6, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

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//During spoon game, Andrew is wearing a rice farmer hat and fake mustache for the safety, while working on Chem R&E during lunch. Street: You do know that you're supporting every single Asian stereotype right now, right?

#3886

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Jan. 11, 2012, 5:37 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Patrick, that isn't a parabola. Patrick Shan: It isn't? //Mr. Rose points to e = 4/5

#12919

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Jan. 30, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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Hart: Unless you're a horseshoe crab and I don't know about it, your blood is always red.

#3323

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May 6, 2011, 10:08 p.m.

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//The tubas were having difficulty hitting a note, so Ms. Roberts (MRob) gave them some advice. Ms. Roberts: You just have to push! Push, like... like you're giving birth through your instrument! Class: O.O -awkward laughter- Ms. Roberts: ...Okay, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

#8521

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Feb. 24, 2020, 1:08 p.m.

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//Discrete Pd 7 Robert: Mr. Rose, don't you ever get tired? Rose: I don't get tired. I only get angry.

#12117

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Sept. 14, 2023, 8:23 a.m.

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Stein: So I went home and told my wife, "Suzanne, something in statistics worked today!" Stein: And she says "well, that's great, but shouldn't everything in statistics work?"

#5694

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:07 a.m.

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// In Giles class learning stuff Giles: See? Solving these problems isn't hard! Even Ryan Cho agrees. //Class turns to see Ryan Cho snoring in class. Giles: Alright, guys. After we finish learning math, if he's still sleeping, let's all slowly walk out of the room and turn off the light.