#12140

1717

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "The others are still rehearsing, so please don't scream your head off in the hallways. Save it for the bathrooms."

#2616

77

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*

#2243

55

Oct. 2, 2010, 12:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I your age, way back when, back in the early Zhou dynasty times...

#8901

1515

Jan. 15, 2021, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: That was me. I felt strange, uncoordinated, and dorky on the dance floor. //few sentences later Street: Guess what? I'm still not good at dancing! This is not surprising.

#2946

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Feb. 18, 2011, 8:47 a.m.

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Pham: So last week, I do explosion with alcohol in class. I put a little too much in, and it blow part of the roof off. And like 3 or 4 guy fall out their chairs. I like, "what wrong with you?"

#527

55

Sept. 5, 2009, 4:16 p.m.

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//talking about Science Bowl or something Pham: It mean nothing if we not in top... one... in country.

#6194

1010

Jan. 13, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Analysis, after a heated argument, Rose puts on Grateful Dead Rose: This is music that people that smoke pot listen to, so maybe it'll help us RELAX

#9221

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Oct. 20, 2021, 11:41 a.m.

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Dhruv: I don't even wear my mask during carpool Sam: Yeah, cuz you're always french kissing! ... Sam: Maybe I should join your carpool.

#263

11

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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I hate you Gilad ~Mr. Rose quietly under his breath

#6069

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Oct. 21, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

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//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!