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⚐ ReportHammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.
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⚐ Report//setting up gel electrophoresis Delaney: You're gonna take some tape, and make a little wall. Delaney, quieter: And someone else is gonna pay for it.
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⚐ Report//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I am not Canadian. // Later Schwartz: I was not able to fully pronounce the alphabet until I was 10.
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⚐ Report//Talking about when he saw all the dead/embalmed revolutionary leaders Swaney: I'm surprised the US hasn't done it. Especially for Reagan. They might as well have; they named everything after him.
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⚐ ReportStein: I just found out there's an English class on the third floor now. This is a problem, because I like to wander into classes sometimes and see what they're doing, but I can't do that in English classes... //pause Stein: Because they aren't doing anything!
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⚐ Report*Matthew, looking around for tissues* Matthew: WHAT SORT OF PRIMITIVE CLASSROOM DOESN'T HAVE TISSUES?!
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⚐ Report//Precalc pd. 9 Rose: Kinjal! Did you do the homework? Kinjal: Well, I missed like three problems. //Rose leans over to look Rose: "Missed" is an interesting euphemism.