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Jan. 8, 2021, 1:45 p.m.

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// making a tier list of chex mix Lodal, holding up a rye chip (S+ tier): It's SUPER tasty, even though I know it's killing me slowly. Or not so slowly. Lodal: *pops it in his mouth*

#3952

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#6432

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May 11, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

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Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~

#3703

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Raanan (when hyper): (flapping arms) I'M A PENGUIN! //later Micheal Ekstrom: When you flap your arms you look like a penguin....on crack

#13641

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Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

#8250

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June 12, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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Prange to Pham: “We have enough of this liquid to make 15,000 titrations, why do you keep ordering more?”

#4420

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Feb. 6, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//One group is explaining why a character should not get his bride price back after he beat his wife (in Things Fall Apart); they are using an example about returning stuff to a store Student: Just return one that you had before, not the broken one! Dennis: So he has a spare wife to return?

#5262

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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//learning about series in precalc c Rose: Okay guys it's time to put on your careful glasses //class just stares Rose: Okay fine. Careful hat? Careful tie? How about careful socks?

#7182

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Moose: Ugh Mr. Moose is such a damn fascist.

#10984

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Oct. 14, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a math joke, which means it won’t be funny.