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#10849

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Sept. 20, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Moose: the british you son of a bitch

#8625

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Oct. 2, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: Could you guys submit this by 3? Because interims are due at 5 and I haven't given you any grades yet.

[about an assignment he's only just told us about]

rose, advgeo

#8953

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Jan. 28, 2021, 12:26 p.m.

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Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!

#3537

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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

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Street: [Student], you need to go down to the counseling office. Student: Where's that? Street: It's across the hall from the main office. Student: Where's the main office? //Street makes the loser sign

#13486

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Oct. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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“9/11 jokes have been chill since like 2007.” -Michael Zenick

#9927

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Feb. 7, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Alex: Imagine having as big a brain as Michael. Michael: Alex, are you okay? Is there anything in your personal life we need to talk about? Alex: No, I'm good. I'm just fantasising about having a brain as big as yours. //Michael puts up hood nervously Michael: I feel oddly uncomfortable.

#12803

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Dec. 23, 2023, 7:44 p.m.

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//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊

#10935

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Oct. 7, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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// Jerry Song put his favorite vegetable as "beef" on Stein's Knowledge Celebration Stein: Beef is not a vegetable.

Stein likes to put random questions on his tests, also standard Jsong behavior //mod note: [citation needed]

jerry, applied_stat, stein

#11053

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Oct. 27, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: So there's a Blairbash quote on me that says "I'm gonna beat you" and that's not what I said. Kaluta: I said "I'm gonna beat you *and it's gonna hurt*"

#13009

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Feb. 8, 2024, 2 p.m.

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//Playing iCivics game Jeffery Ji: If you got shot in the hospital it's your fault Jeffery: You should have just considered not getting shot