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⚐ ReportDaniel: "Is it true that you're going on leave for the rest of the year?" Seat: "Yeah, I'm having a baby." *pats stomach*
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⚐ Report// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!
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⚐ Report//Rose is listing his enemies Rose: Field Trips Rose: Expecially frivilous Field Trips. Rose: However almost all field trips are frivilous, so I don't even think that part needs to be said //later, someone mentions Wallops Rose: Wallops is an important social moment in your life Rose: The educational value, is there...
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⚐ ReportRoberts: As you know, we don’t have a life. Roberts: One day we were just dropped here.
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⚐ Report// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.
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⚐ Report//In Analysis 1B going over AP Calculus practice sets. Question scores were to be filled out on online forms. Mr. Stein scrolls through the names: //Winston, Mike //Busis, Adam //... //Offertaler, Required. Class: Wait what? Required?! Mr. Stein: Why did you do that? Bendeguz: I'm not sure... //Next set. Scrolling through the names: //Xu, Annie //... //Offertaler, Offertaler Class: You did it again! Bendeguz: Technology doesn't agree with me...
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⚐ Report// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.