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May 31, 2009, 11:25 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Just some basic integration, happening all across America. Lev: Except in Texas.

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Nov. 4, 2013, 12:59 p.m.

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Vijay: I weigh 41kg! Brian Ko: That's about how much Korean girl celebrities weigh. Vijay: I weigh as much as Korean girls! Dream accomplished!

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May 9, 2017, 1:16 p.m.

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Cirincione: What did you eat for breakfast? Nick: Sadness. Cirincione: That does not have that much nutritional value, but it does help you become a better artist.

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March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

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April 1, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.

#144

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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We're not ready to go to the ball yet. ~Mr. Rose

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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//to Allison Arai Stein: You don't have a Gmail? How were you raised?

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April 13, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!

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April 23, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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MCPS: High school students will receive 1 to 2 assignments per week for each class Every AP teacher, instantly: So that was a lie

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Sept. 30, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Glenn: So there was this one time when I turned an octopus into a finger puppet.