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⚐ ReportHorne: (to Rajit) Sujay? Rahul? //laughter Horne: Rule number one of finding yourself in a hole: drop the shovel
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⚐ ReportLodal: I want to rebel against it and destroy the system, but I have no power to do that, so instead I just whine about it.
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⚐ ReportPham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.
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⚐ ReportMr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes
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⚐ Report// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.
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⚐ Report//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...
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⚐ ReportLeela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.
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⚐ ReportMrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.