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⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose enters Mr. Giles' room Rose: This student you taught just won at this Olympic Birding event. He's like one of the best birders. He has to listen to bird sounds and identify them. Wait, it might be called World Series Birding? //Mr. Rose continues talking for about 5 minutes while Mr. Giles stares at him with his mouth slightly open
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.
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⚐ ReportSubayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.
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⚐ Report//To justify why Sam should answer Jenny's phamistry question Barnhard: Sam, you know everything! You're brilliant! Zbarsky: I think you're confusing me with God.
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⚐ Report// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.
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⚐ Report//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.
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⚐ Report// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.