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#748

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:11 p.m.

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*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.

At least the class is more interesting now.

cuadrado

#10002

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Feb. 16, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

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Johnny: What were you caught for? Jerry: Probably for doing drugs again.

#12889

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Jan. 24, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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// Cell organelle campaign Glenn: Next up... we have.... the cell wall! Glenn: We get to watch Chaewoon dance!

#3572

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Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#1578

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March 2, 2010, 4:41 p.m.

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//Talking about the "ladder of teaching" Schafer: So there's sort of this scale. At the bottom, it's like "organize the classroom". Then it's "learn the kids names". And its just all this stuff, and at the top is "Be a good teacher". But isn't all that other junk just what a good teacher does?

#722

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: Well, now you know a lot about karma.

#5650

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Street happily goes off-topic and talks about how many students smoked cigarettes when he was in junior high Katheryn: Mr. Street, do you want a cigarette? Well you don't need one because you're already smoking hot! Street: Aww thanks, that really touches my heart.

#5581

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Oct. 14, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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//Khan Academy asks for Mr. Street's Google account username and password Street: Your mom!

#12757

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Dec. 19, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: i have pictures of David Katz's feet if you want them Andrew: i have multiple Andrew: next time he's gonna be weird if he sees me

#765

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Hinkle: By the way ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, when I was growing up, this theory was what we learned... and then a guy came around and proved that this theory was completely and absolutely wrong.

concerning the Phillips curve

hinkle