#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

#4988

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May 30, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

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Teddy: What if we interpret it as weird reverse sex? Klein:...I don't think there's an answer to that.

#4272

-210

Oct. 23, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.

#10872

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Sept. 23, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.

#9898

1414

Feb. 3, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: he's in the great boxplot in the sky

#9549

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:28 a.m.

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Gabaree: Supply chain. No pens yet. Gabaree: You guys use that excuse at home yet? You should. Gabaree: Your parents will probably laugh. They'll think you're reading the paper, that you're hip to all that stuff, and then you'll go back up to your room, turn on your phone and keep social distancing.

#3824

15

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#5419

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March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

#3988

1012

Feb. 21, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Thomas: I'll remember that when I'm cross-dressing.

#8925

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear