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April 1, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Janvi: I'm going to Ethopia this summer. Angelina: Is that in Europe?

#3464

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June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

#563

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#10563

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May 11, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?

#9672

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Do you know why we're using Kami? Students: Paper shortage! Lodal: Do you know why there is a paper shortage? Students: Mr Rose! Lodal: Yeah, I agree that he is singlehandedly causing it.

#8987

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Feb. 9, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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Lodal: Right? // silence Lodal: Great. Great feedback.

#11225

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Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#9146

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May 14, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// praising students for completing assignment early Street: I'm gonna give you a raise: you get 50% more salary than you've been getting for my class. Street: Of course, it's tough that 50% of zero is still zero, but it was worth a try.

#3258

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April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:14 p.m.

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// pd.7 quantum. A lot of people missed a quiz question kz: huh what happened? cable: people couldn't get the d kz: wait what's d?