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#4172

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Aug. 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.

#1964

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June 1, 2010, 9:44 p.m.

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Rose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.

He says this about pretty much *every* problem we do in Analysis 1A.

calculus, class, rose

#1918

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May 13, 2010, 8:27 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Nilay, look at you, you're on fire!

#12538

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Nov. 16, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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// Forensics Jerry Song: Petition to rename osteology to boning.

#873

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Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"

#8567

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March 13, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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//7th comparative government Cirincione: It's not the end of the world. Just the end of civilization.

#5836

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March 1, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

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//Advanced Topics in Earth Science, talking about criteria for determining El Niño-induced weather events Lodal: First, we see if Niño-3.4 SST is greater than 0.5 degrees above average. (goes to next slide) SST is Menter's Shear Stress Transport, which is a model of flow and turbulence. Alex: I think SST is "sea surface temperature." Lodal: ...That makes a lot more sense. Now I feel stupid.

#12489

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Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#4689

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Dec. 16, 2013, 8:28 a.m.

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Pham: You guy need to learn to wondering.

Your grammar has improved significantly, Mr. Pham

pham

#4286

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Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?