#12979

88

Feb. 5, 2024, 10:33 a.m.

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// After the fifth minute of Dylan going around the class and rizzing people up in Chinese Nikhita: I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.

#5164

1618

Sept. 2, 2014, 7:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: When all you have is a hammer, it doesn't really matter if you have a nail or not. All you can do is hit things. Harrison: Sounds like robotics.

#8782

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Dec. 3, 2020, 10:28 a.m.

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Lodal: I'm feeling pure chaos today. *drums on the table* Good, neutral, evil, just all of 'em. All chaos.

#4393

17

Jan. 12, 2013, 9:52 a.m.

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Roberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!

#8770

88

Nov. 24, 2020, 9:16 a.m.

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Sam*In chat*: "Alas, poor tree. Chopped at the prime of thine life. 
Your branches shall never bear pinecones. Thine spreading roots cut short. 
Cursed never to rise to the sky, 
But to fall, dead after the holidays.
 Alas, poor tree." Duval: Sam, are you okay?

#13206

-19

March 15, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

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Katz: reality is a joke and I’m one of its punchlines

#10978

-113

Oct. 13, 2022, 3:26 p.m.

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Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?

#11944

04

June 6, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Tinu: Didn't Washington take 3 terms instead of 2?

#2758

77

Jan. 6, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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//during modsim on Thursday Pham: Wait, tomorrow is Monday, right?

#6185

57

Jan. 10, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

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// AP Spanish, discussing the meaning of the word "incentivar" Noah: Como se dice incentivar a un politico? (What's the word for incentivizing a politician (bribery)?) Sra. Cuadrado: Es corrupcion. (That's corruption.)