#5860

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March 16, 2016, 9:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: "I can't do this problem because it's against my religion" is not a valid excuse on my tests. In my room, math is your religion.

#13654

99

Oct. 25, 2025, 9:14 p.m.

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//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all

#4840

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April 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's

#12844

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Jan. 16, 2024, 9:06 p.m.

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//Science Bowl Regionals, breakfast table before competitions Eric Yang: Should I drink the apple cider? Eric: Will I perform better drunk? Kian: Yes! Caleb is living proof that you will perform better drunk!

#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#7338

2222

March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#674

11

Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.

#11611

99

Feb. 25, 2023, 5:07 p.m.

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// Scioly Jerry Song: Mrs. O'Donovan, do you have any chains? O'Donovan(sarcastically): Of course I do, I use them for restraining misbehaving children. O'Donovan: I can't believe I'm still able to fool you like this. Why would I have chains lying around?

#7456

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April 30, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

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Student: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?

#12123

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Sept. 14, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Rose: Is it associative? Class: Yes Rose: *writes while saying* Ass ✓