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May 5, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Ozzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?

#3772

1414

Nov. 10, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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Lodal: Now, there's a rule that applies here. In general, people are stupid.

#13258

88

April 4, 2024, 9:51 a.m.

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Glenn: Bring an insulated cup thing, like a thermos, or a Stanley, which is a thing now. Glenn: NOT STANLEY HSU! Glenn: and I can't say Stanely Cup because that's confusing for hockey reasons Glenn: There are too many Stanleys in the world

#2988

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Feb. 24, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)

#3328

2020

May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#8937

26

Jan. 26, 2021, 12:44 p.m.

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Street: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.

#2892

22

Feb. 9, 2011, 8:08 a.m.

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//discussing Mexican free trade agreements with Asian countries Swaney: Cancun! Spring break! Chinese gone wild!

#11962

88

June 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Rose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.

#12279

88

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Lodal: Which came first, the weirdness or the Chadness?

#2576

17

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:08 p.m.

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//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!