#9358

1111

Nov. 12, 2021, 3:44 p.m.

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//Lodal discussing how this year has been more stressful Lodal: It’s not you guys though. I like most of you guys. Jeremey: Including me? Lodal: You are the exception

#1493

1111

Feb. 12, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!

#2724

1414

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Theresa: Brian is a pretty girl. Pham: What? Theresa: Have you ever seen Brian dress up as a girl? He's really pretty! Pham: ..... Theresa, what wrong with you?

#716

44

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Swaney: I want to have at least three or four major parties in the US. The four sides of the triangle would have to coalese and -- *realizing he said triangle* I never was good at geometry.

#8576

8082

April 7, 2020, 11:42 a.m.

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//last day of school before corona break Rose: I do not have a plan. I have a meta-plan, and that is to come up with a plan soon.

#9253

1515

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

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Street: I hope all of you are paying attention in class right now. Street: And not angrily ranting on reddit or making disparaging comments about other people's mothers on League of Legends.

#10508

1113

April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#9105

66

April 16, 2021, 4:06 p.m.

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Martinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.

#12925

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".

#10532

99

May 5, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Ace: What is the meaning of life? Schwartz: To do this! *does a weird hop/jump/skip* Hadar: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To be able to ask this question!