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#1103

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:26 p.m.

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Swaney: And I will be smart enough to close the chart when you take the test...I hope.

In reference to a chart about China's political system.

swaney

#11498

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Feb. 2, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//playing video of cat playing with ball in track to illustrate path integration Schwartz: As you learned back in Freshman Physics, dogs know calculus. Schwartz: Cats know calculus too, they just don't do it.

#3841

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Dec. 8, 2011, 7:46 a.m.

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//In POE 9th period, Kaluta is standing and talking in front of his desk. There is a soda bottle placed precariously near the edge. Viju: Watch out Mr. Kaluta, you're gonna knock over your seven-up Kaluta: You're right. //Proceeds to knock it over on purpose. The cap breaks and it shoots across the room. Kaluta: Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't have been shaking that up.

#10373

66

March 30, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: if only my children would sleep.

#6162

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Jan. 6, 2017, 7:05 a.m.

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Random 6th grader from Eastern: What's the scientific name of a weiner-dog? Jessica: ...a hot dog? Debkanya: They don't have scientific names. Jessica: Wait. You mean the animal, not the food?

#13438

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Sept. 8, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "I have a 3 pm emotional support pickle every day."

MCYO K! rehearsal, lunchtime during an early-season intensive.

pickles, smolen

#12693

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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:44 a.m.

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Saanvi: stop making love to your computer!

#12572

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Nov. 27, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Andrew: you know Lucas Kim? Andrew: i don't want him stealing my spot on the swim team. //Andrew sees me typing this Andrew: you can't blairbash everything I say!

#1447

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Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#13422

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Sept. 3, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Pd 4 Analysis 1A Schwartz: Fish can multiply Schwartz: but only if you have more than one fish