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⚐ ReportWhitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"
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⚐ ReportStudent: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.
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⚐ Report// Finishing a proof Schwartz: Let's name this expression "1" and that expression "2". Schwartz: I really should have named these better, but now we have proven that 1 is equal to 2.
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⚐ Report//Estimathon Jane Street employee: Please put your smartphones and smart people away.
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⚐ Report//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes
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⚐ Report//Entomology 5th //Video of caterpillar eating the egg it hatched out of Reynald: Wait, that's so bigbrain. He spent all of his evolutionary points on an edible egg.
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⚐ Report//Advanced Geometry, Steven and Laura missed last class //Daniel teaches Steven topic that took 45 minutes to teach last class Rose: This is kind of hilarious. Daniel teaches it to Steven in 3 minutes. Then, Steven teaches it to Laura in 7 minutes.