#311

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May 22, 2009, 1:53 p.m.

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Rose: So I have this shape, and I project it this way... Hmm, kind of like a fish... I'm hungry. And then we take a plane and get all these little slices of fish... fish bread... mmm... anyway, so we were taking the volume of the fish.

#11220

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Nov. 24, 2022, 5:17 p.m.

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// Tinsley is giving back RA essays Student: You just jammed them into our desks! Tinsley: I did not jam it in, I put it in gently! Andy: Heh, that's what she said.

#5230

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Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

#8783

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Dec. 3, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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Lodal: I don't recommend canoeing, unless you're doing it with a lot of other people who are also chaotic neutral or chaotic evil and you try to push people out and it's actually dangerous so don't do it but it's really fun.

#1615

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March 9, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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Stein: "It's like chewing and talking gum at the same time." [class laughs] Stein: "What did I say?" Class: "Chewing and talking gum." Stein: "Don't write that down!" [multiple people in class start writing] Stein: "Ugh, it's gonna end up on that website."

#1938

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May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.

#5676

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Dec. 3, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

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//people had issues with taking the correctly numbered Chromebook Whitacre: Can you count? Can you read numbers? We have to get to the root of the problem.

#10971

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Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

#12268

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Oct. 6, 2023, 4:08 p.m.

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Rose: I am just like Socrates. Madeline: Soc-Rose-tes