#3968

04

Feb. 15, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

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//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!

#4417

713

Feb. 5, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

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//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.

#2489

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!

#10508

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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#628

1111

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: You want me to grade on a curve? This wouldn’t be a curve. It would be a ninety degree angle.

#1202

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Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#12125

24

Sept. 14, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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//Dagmawi walks in late, daps/handshakes some friends as he walks around Jacobs: You're just walking in and slapping hands in the middle of my classroom? Dagmawi: ... I'm in this class. Jacobs: I'm Mr Jacobs. I'm also in this class.

#524

33

Sept. 5, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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"You need to use a conjugal pair!" -- Scott

#4734

68

Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

#6960

55

Nov. 20, 2017, 8:12 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone done with the problems on the back? Student1: Yeah Bosse; ~GASP~ Someone answered me?? Most the time I'm talking to myself!