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⚐ ReportJesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.
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⚐ Report[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*
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⚐ Report//AP Physics E&M test is tomorrow //Schafer is working on something Karen: Is that the test? Schafer: No, Karen. This is the study guide, which you clearly haven't started yet.
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⚐ ReportLodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.
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⚐ Report//During band class Oldham: Hope’s not here today. Daniel Levy: Looks like Hope is lost.
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⚐ ReportIntercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure. (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."
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⚐ ReportRose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.