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Jan. 17, 2012, 9:05 a.m.

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//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

#10878

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Sept. 23, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.

#10443

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April 20, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: I was around some babies---in a normal way! Don't look at me like that!

#11357

66

Dec. 22, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: A Linear Algebra exam is not the time to save the planet.

#11011

28

Oct. 19, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Has anyone baked before? Jerry Song: I've baked meth before. Jerry: I mean what? Andy: I've gotten baked before.

#9455

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Nov. 30, 2021, 3:04 p.m.

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Stephen: I just realized, triclinic and monoclinic - inclines Ace: diclinic Stephen: mayo clinic

#9157

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May 28, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."

#7171

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:32 p.m.

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Street: Who here is from Takoma? //wave of raised hands Street: Who here is NOT from Takoma? //3 tentative raised hands Street: All right then. 3 outcasts! You won't understand me when I make Taliff jokes. *snickers*

#56

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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I'm gonna teach you something they don't teach you in school. ~Mr. Rose

#464

66

June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Ms. Thurman: McCain's a war hero, and we don't want to touch that part of his service... Steven: I'd like to touch that. Ms. Thurman: You'd like to get your hands on a lot of things, Steven.