Stein: Using all those decimals makes me feel smart.
Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.
//talking about Monastic Friday Ms. Duval: If you call me mother and I call you brother, that's just weird. Jacob: It's like Oedipus Rex! Ms. Duval: I don't wanna live in that family.
//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.
Piper: Actually I'm not cool, I'm pretty hot.
//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.
Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.
//In ESS, talking about good TV shows Alex W.: Hey, Mr. Lodal, do you like the Big Bang Theory? Lodal: Yeah.... yeah, thats a pretty good show. Alex W.: WHAT!?! That show sucks!! Lodal: ...you suck.
Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?
If x is in the empty set, then x is a pink elephant ~Mr. Rose