#11034

911

Oct. 26, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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// Watching a video in Bio, Delaney Pd. 7 // The man is talking about Richmond, Virginia Man: Meanwhile, across the country, in New York City- Hadar: I don't know on what planet New York City is across the country from Virginia.

#12172

1214

Sept. 20, 2023, 6:58 p.m.

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On talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz

#12497

1818

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sahu: If you’re late to other classes, you show up as yellow Sahu: Anuva, you’re always yellow

#11202

77

Nov. 18, 2022, 4:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have 60 sandwich-tops of bamboo. Schwartz: That is a new sentence of Homo sapiens. I don't think anyone has said that before. Schwartz: If anyone says that in the future, they need to pay royalties.

#609

33

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: My grandmother’s next door, but I don’t want to wake her up because she’s crazy. Not like *makes nonsensical noises*. She has a gun, and if she hears a noise, she shoots!

#9215

13

Oct. 15, 2021, 10:44 a.m.

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mr.burnell, on the topic of the group project: if you want to share your ideas, you can go ahead and, uh, cross pollinate with each other

#2593

24

Nov. 22, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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Whitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.

#2691

66

Dec. 16, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: I'm not lazy, I'm efficient and innovative!

#6818

59

Oct. 20, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

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//Street accidentally pokes a student with a band saw blade Street: Didn't get blood, did I? Student: No, it's fine. Street: Darn. Let me try that again. //He pokes the student again, much harder

#11996

018

June 15, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?