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⚐ Report//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!
#7513
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⚐ Report//Playing Jeopardy Rollins: "Guess a number between 50 and 100. Whichever team guesses correctly goes first." Arthur: "It is bound to be one of the bounds. If you don't choose a bound, you'll be bounds away from the answer and be bound from the game." Yuri: "Uhh... 99?" Teacher: "Yuri's team will go first!"
#11100
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⚐ Report*learning about mercantilism in ap euro* student: It's like trickle-down economics Gibb: Trickle-down economics means that, if you're the little guy - you're getting peed on, that's the trickle you feel.
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⚐ Report//Kaluta is showing Mat Sci kids examples of shoe parts for their upcoming shoe-making project. He takes out a half-shoe, cut lengthwise. Kaluta: So this was cut on the band saw. Used. I think a kid left it in the R&E room, and Mr. Templin got really mad about it, and cut it in half... You guys remember Mr. Templin?
#11912
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⚐ ReportFoster: Bum bum bum bum bum (to the tune of McDonald's) Foster: Why did I just hum the McDonald's theme? Foster: That's marketing for you.
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⚐ Report//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??
#5398
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⚐ ReportMogge: What are we talking about today? Your mama? No, I don't even know your mama. *pauses* Is she married?
#1998
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⚐ Report//Talking about a chemical (potassium nitrate) used in a chem r&e experiment, and how the groups ran out of it. Student(presenting): Well...we had enough, but it disappeared one day. Templin: If there's any explosions later on...
#10197
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.