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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:59 p.m.

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//As a manner of introduction, Mr. Gonzalez and other students around the room are stating why they should not be voted off the island //This is like the part in the reality show "Survivor" in which people state why they should not be voted off the island Carlos: You shouldn't vote me out because I'm the only Latino on this island. Gonzales: *looks incredulously at Carlos* //class laughs



Sept. 17, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.



May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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Bobby [on National Pick-Up Line Day]: "If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."



May 14, 2015, 8:59 p.m.

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//Doing a counting problem in Functions Rose: So we need like, seven classes, A B C D E F G. A for Analysis, B for Biology, C for Chemistry, D for... Dutch, E for... Entomology, F for Functions, and G for... for... Giraffes.



Oct. 12, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//talking about logistic growth Stein: We need a Plan B. Which is unfortunate because you guys only have a Plan A.



Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court



Jan. 7, 2017, 10:45 p.m.

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Jessica: This rock reminds me of you. (points to a sulfur crystal) Rafi: (becomes annoyed)



Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond puts on his hat and coat to leave Jacob: Nice outfit, Mr. Hammond! Stein: We thought it looked like Indiana Jones. Schafer: I thought it looked like a stalker.



Oct. 28, 2015, 11:35 a.m.

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Block C R&E Class: // Mr Street is checking homework Student 1: Mr Street, I didn't get the assignment. Street: This is going to be a terrible excuse, but go ahead anyway. Student 1: I,uh, wasn't here yesterday. Street: You failed. Student 2: Uh, Mr Street, I lost my paper on the bus. Someone ripped it up! Street: I don't like you anymore.



May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.