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⚐ ReportOstrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."
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⚐ ReportRose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?
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⚐ Report//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Wait, is this due next class? Student: Yay, I can procrastinate! Schwartz: No. Student: NOOOOO
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⚐ ReportFreeman: Sometimes Dubai is called the Las Vegas of the UAE. People would be like, "Yo Rashid, look at me up on this Bentley!"
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⚐ Report//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?
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⚐ ReportHammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)
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⚐ ReportSahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!