#11815

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May 5, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//Sahu is sitting in on Discrete Mr Rose, after explaining something: Does that make sense, Sahu? Sahu: yeah. Mr Rose: I just love adults.

#2435

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#4545

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May 31, 2013, 6:48 a.m.

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//Near the end of third period Kaluta: And we are just going to ignore the bell. If you have a fifth period class and your teacher has a problem with that, tell them to come find me. Sarah and others: I have Ms. Cuadrado. Kaluta. Well, we are going to make her cry.

#12934

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.

#10431

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April 8, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem

#1162

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:17 p.m.

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Ravilious: In my dreamworld I have students who discuss ideas from class to class instead of test questions //looks at Andrew, who is writing Ravilious: Wait, I hope you are not writing that down for that bash thing. Mr. Swaney cued me in on that, and you guys can consider me as a permanent subscriber.

#9117

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April 23, 2021, 9:12 a.m.

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//Charlotte is showing a video of bees she took Charlotte: That looks like some kinky bee sex, but they don't do that!

#9945

911

Feb. 9, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Andy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.

#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...

#11690

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March 16, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!