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Jan. 5, 2023, 7:59 a.m.

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Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.

#2984

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Pham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!

#12365

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Oct. 20, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Jacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."

#5490

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May 15, 2015, 10:13 a.m.

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Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??

#414

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Andie: How do you get rid of the French flag? Whitacre: We've been trying!

#5913

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April 29, 2016, 12:49 p.m.

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//Pham in R&E Pham: You Asian! You not supposed marry until you 35!

#4795

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March 13, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

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Kusal: I don't consider girls as hot, I consider them as pretty.

#4177

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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#4530

2020

May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?

#8030

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March 22, 2019, 10:45 a.m.

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//APCS //Gonzalez is teaching students about classes Gonzalez: What variables would the people class have? John: Boolean gender