#7895

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Jan. 30, 2019, 7:14 p.m.

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//first day of ento James: Ms. Duval, say you're hiking outside. If you see a mealworm, would you be like, "Oh bet, I can eat this"?

#13662

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Nov. 6, 2025, 9:32 p.m.

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//Ben eats a snack because Charles is eating something in class Charles: Put that away or go out in the hall to eat it. //later Charles: I have privileges you don't have. You guys also have privileges I don't have Class: Like what? Charles: You guys can tell little boys they have sexy legs but I can't do that

#2082

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Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Duval: Cao! Get outta the lab! It's nice to see he's awake today. //later, Cao has his head in his hands Duval: You doing alright Cao? Cao: Huh? What? Duval: I take back what I said earlier.

#6521

55

June 13, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait

#7741

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.

#1128

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Dec. 10, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"

#12366

1012

Oct. 20, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Jacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*

#4084

26

April 16, 2012, 2:39 p.m.

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Elizabeth: I don't have any quotes on Blairbash.

#5224

513

Oct. 16, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

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//Monday in Symphonic Band: //Richard K. is holding a form Cynthia: Hey, what form is that? Richard: A form to sell my soul Cynthia: If you sell your soul I just might buy it Richard: Wait, why would you want my soul? Cynthia: *witch cackle* Michael Y.: You'd make a very good actress; that was like the perfect witch laugh Richard: No, you don't get it, that's her actual laugh

#11050

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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John: *says hi to a guy by nodding* The Guy: You’re the first latino I have ever seen saying hi like that! John: I’m Filipino