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#12727

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Dec. 14, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Gabaree: i don't think anything on social media should be encoded in a child

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June 9, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Andy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.

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Jan. 5, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin

#12735

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Dec. 15, 2023, 11:16 a.m.

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Eric Yang: Mr. Rose once called William Roe a typo.

#13321

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April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#12267

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Oct. 6, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Rose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.

#8741

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Nov. 13, 2020, 1:28 p.m.

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Street: Unless you have a really good reason for it to be late Street: Like if you got run over by a car and were in the hospital

#7870

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Jan. 17, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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Blaha: If you're a teacher and you're planning a 6 hours lesson for 30 minutes, that's unacceptable! If you're homework was supposed to take 30 minutes and it took you 6 hours, you would be DEAD!

Another reason why I love Ms. Blaha

blaha

#1467

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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Pham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)

pham didnt pay his heating bill and his house didnt have heat

pham

#9558

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:43 p.m.

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Student 1: So it's cubic, tetragonal, orthorhombic Student 2: Yeah, in terms of chaotic-ness Student 1: Wait no, it's cubic, orthorhombic, tetragonal Student 2: No Student 1: What? Student 1: Yeah, the first one was right! Why didn't you tell me? Student 2: Yeah, it's right Student 1: yeah Student 2: YEAH Student 1: YEAH