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#1189

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.

This is the teacher that Jacob thinks looks like Sarah Palin.

sloe

#6301

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March 11, 2017, 9:12 p.m.

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//Differentiating something that seems really tedious Rose: Think of it like ants trying to eat a cocoa puff. They first, like, regurgitate on it... Ben: They first bring it back to their nest. Rose: Fine. Think about flies. They vomit on to the cocoa puff to break it down into little pieces, and then they use their proboscis to eat up those parts. That is exactly what we are going to do here. The natural log is like the vomit...

#8625

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Oct. 2, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: Could you guys submit this by 3? Because interims are due at 5 and I haven't given you any grades yet.

[about an assignment he's only just told us about]

rose, advgeo

#11795

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April 28, 2023, 2:15 p.m.

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Anderson: I need your eyes back on me again. Anderson: It appears that the evil screens have taken your attention.

#7178

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.

#13608

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May 16, 2025, 11:35 a.m.

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\\Me asking Lodal who Pham was Lodal: Nope. Nope. Awful in every way. Do you enjoy people crying in class?

#4466

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March 4, 2013, 6:18 p.m.

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//Someone suggests an idea for a new camera Mr. Bustillos: That's a great idea! I wonder if anyone's ever thought of that before. We should, you know, go to Japan and hire some slaves and get it done.

#698

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Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: SiƩntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.

#9426

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Nov. 23, 2021, 7:58 p.m.

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//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.

#2258

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Oct. 3, 2010, 6:29 p.m.

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Gross: We don't have NSL in New Jersey. We don't care about that stuff.