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#992

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.

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March 7, 2010, 2:44 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham posted homework on Edline for the freshmen Pham: Honmework # 6

#10529

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May 3, 2022, 5:20 p.m.

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//Schwartz discusses an analogy of walking in the forest of math as a representation of mathematical experience and skill, such that Analysis 1B students are now crawling Student 1: If we're crawling in the forest of math and you're hobbling, who's flying? Schwartz: I don't know. Might be Terry Tao, but I'm not qualified to assert that. Student 2: Kwu!

#9435

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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:21 p.m.

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Kirk talking about interest: There are two ways to entice or deceive a customer based on interest. Sophia: Threaten their lives. Kirk (red faced): So there are three ways to entice or deceive a customer.

#9125

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April 28, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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Lidz: You know what they say about dead women Lidz: All their stuff is free

#1317

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Jan. 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Lists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????

...many of these came up when raina and lisa were playing hangman - category -- body parts.

cell, raina, lisa, phys

#11647

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March 8, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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HC: Billy Joel was not sleeping in Music Theory.

#11313

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Dec. 13, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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//Talking about Of Mice and Men quiz Arthur: It didn't seem like the Great Depression, nobody was depressed!

#4630

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Oct. 27, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

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//In Spanish 5, practicing subjunctive by making sentences starting with "A Dios le pido" (To God I ask) //Sra. Cuadrado is reading sentences off of people's papers Cuadrado: "A Dios le pido...que yo saque buenas notas..." No le pides a Dios! ESTUDIA!

Translation: "To God I ask...that I get good grades..." Don't ask that of God! STUDY!

cuadrado, spanish

#13400

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June 12, 2024, 8:25 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I feel like Drake whenever he sees a kid