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May 18, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Duval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".

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Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

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//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

#13223

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March 20, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Glenn: Baby mantids are not liquid like cats, but they can fit through a lot of things.

#8150

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May 3, 2019, 9:54 p.m.

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//Diff Eq 9th Schwartz: How can our solutions be real if our i's (eyes) aren't real?

#10187

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March 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Colby: Mr. Sahu, I have a question. Do you think Mr. Kaluta would be really good at ASMR? //Sahu proceeds to take the question seriously and give an answer

#2636

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#1168

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Dvorsky: Let me go hit the girls and see what they say.

#9305

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Nov. 9, 2021, 6:21 p.m.

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Rose: A few years back I was really obsessed with that baby panda they had at the zoo Rose: I used to play the panda cam during tests Rose: I'd have all the students' desks facing the promethean and they'd be taking a test while I played the panda cam Rose: And they'd all be doing a bunch of math while I'd be like, "Oh, look at the baby panda, it's so cute"

#1499

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.

#8260

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:38 p.m.

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//First day of school, Stein is going over the assigned seats Stein: "Yuyu Yang"... Stein: You know, I really admire the number of Y's in your name Stein: I really like the letter Y