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#8099

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April 9, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//reviewing for ap comp sci exam with magnet sophomores Gonzalez: Now, let's assume that we are all people...

#7757

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Nov. 26, 2018, 5:28 p.m.

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Cirincione: Wyoming... Wyomingans? Wyomingians? Wyomans? Wyominganians? Gabe: Savages

#13461

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Sept. 17, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Sahu: I hate a question Sahu: Is sigma a derogatory term? Sahu: Because people call me Mr. Sigma

#8761

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Nov. 19, 2020, 1:13 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm ranting! We're running out of time!

#5306

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:10 p.m.

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//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!

#12475

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.

// mod note: yea Glenn has some reallly weird tangents sometimes, cf 9352

andy, poison, glenn

#1759

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April 9, 2010, 1:02 p.m.

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Ostrander: How 'bout you, Peter? Student: Wait, you're both named Peter! Ostrander: Yeah, Peter's such an awesome name. Peter: Actually, my dad changed his name to Peter after I was born. Ostrander: Wow, so your dad is named after you? That's awesome.

#2120

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Sept. 16, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.

#7965

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Feb. 27, 2019, 1:57 p.m.

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Conor: Guitar is such a good meme. You get your fingers working....you leave satisfied

#9263

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Nov. 3, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Rose: I sold my children