#2342

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Oct. 11, 2010, 6:07 a.m.

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//students exchange papers, but one student does not have one Templin (to student without paper): Go sit outside. Student: Why? Templin: Because you are an idiot. //later Templin (to older kids): Explain [to the student outside] how when you exchange papers, everyone needs to have a paper. Older kids (to student outside): So you are a stupid idiot.

#10260

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March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.

#12378

68

Oct. 23, 2023, 6:54 a.m.

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Lucas: I'm selling my morals for skyblock coins. Lucas: Wait, I don't have any morals!

#2219

33

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//about city-states Whitacre: Each and every one of these is considered the center of the universe.

#13439

99

Sept. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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William: i'm going to segregate the colors

#11564

1616

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#12808

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Jan. 3, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: the truth is so true!

#8447

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Jan. 3, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

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Stein: The take-home's about homicide ;)

#9998

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Feb. 16, 2022, 8:38 a.m.

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//Arguing over how Kyei writes his multiplication signs (he uses x) Student 1: Honestly, an asterisk is worse. Student 2: That is not true at all. Kyei: See, this is the type of thing y'all argue about. Y'all are supernerds.

#3403

99

May 22, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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Allison: We probably have two homeworks and one test left in math! Lily: Great. Wait, are you sure it's not going to be on fifth quarter? Allison: ...