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⚐ ReportMe: Ah yes, my favorite type of holy water, Gatorade. Powered not by god but by electrolytes!
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⚐ ReportSubayi: This is a good activity to make you think a bit. I know you don't like thinking, but you gotta do it.
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⚐ Report//Taking attendance Street: Is anyone absent? //Looks at table where Eric moved to //Eric slowly moves back Street: See, these here, are girls. (points at girls sitting near him) If you didn't already know, you're supposed to like sitting near them. //Both Eric and Christina move their chairs away from each other. Street: You know, I used to be like you, but you get it eventually. //Eric and Christina scoot further away
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⚐ Report//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!
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⚐ ReportMrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!
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⚐ ReportMs. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.
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⚐ ReportBlitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"
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⚐ ReportBlaha: If you're a teacher and you're planning a 6 hours lesson for 30 minutes, that's unacceptable! If you're homework was supposed to take 30 minutes and it took you 6 hours, you would be DEAD!
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: I wanna see you try that athlete stuff in the hallway, smack some guy on the ass and go, "Hey, nice job in that algebra class! Good work on that equation!"