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#2624

-24

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:03 p.m.

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Alex C: I love this cube. It's so, like, white. And supremacist.

#11673

1111

March 13, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Those shakespearean sonnets, they just talk about love or whatever. That crap doesn’t even exist. We’re taking about math here!

Explaining why combinatorial proofs are the highest form of literature //mod note: cf "Scooping the Loop Snooper" by Geoffrey K. Pullum

rose

#10592

2424

May 19, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.

#8815

1515

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: what we want to do, five minutes from now, when we're really smart...

#8787

-511

Dec. 4, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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Duval: Who's Mr. Poopybutthole?

#6862

2020

Oct. 27, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.

#12658

88

Dec. 5, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Lodal: if you lick the rock i will know Lodal: it's always people named David for some reason

he said that katz did not lick the rock and it was older davids //mod note: not always, cf 9615

lodal, ess

#6380

22

April 5, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Busis: Isn't New Hampshire in Connecticut?

He was thinking of New Haven.

busis

#13461

2222

Sept. 17, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Sahu: I hate a question Sahu: Is sigma a derogatory term? Sahu: Because people call me Mr. Sigma

#1563

1919

March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.