#7219

1214

Feb. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

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//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.

#8156

1929

May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#11849

1315

May 17, 2023, 1:16 p.m.

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Sahu: I’m going to peel back the onion and show you the sausage //no context

#12030

1717

Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

#9704

33

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: multiple choice is evil. I only use it on BFTs because I can't fit things otherwise.

#12962

77

Feb. 1, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Hinkle: If I've only made one person hate me, I haven't really done my job.

#3192

44

April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.

#12799

66

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街！

#12479

1214

Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

#8804

2121

Dec. 10, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Lodal: You know, I haven't had my internet drop in any of my classes this year. Lillian: You just jinxed it! Lodal: But is it a jinx if I want it to happen?