#4628

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Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.

#280

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May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

#9776

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Jan. 18, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Rao: I have daggers in the closet.

#7939

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Feb. 13, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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//AP Physics E&M test is tomorrow //Schafer is working on something Karen: Is that the test? Schafer: No, Karen. This is the study guide, which you clearly haven't started yet.

#12649

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:10 p.m.

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Alem: its not gay if u want to get railed by spider punk

#9209

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Oct. 12, 2021, 6:23 p.m.

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Lodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.

#7963

1028

Feb. 26, 2019, 2:37 p.m.

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//During band class Oldham: Hope’s not here today. Daniel Levy: Looks like Hope is lost.

#4146

15

May 18, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

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Intercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure.  (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."

#8661

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:47 p.m.

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Rose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.

#48

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: So anything equals anything... err... anything equals itself.