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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!
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⚐ Report//Finishing Exploravision! Sean: Why did you name our presentation "that's insane"? Jerry Song: I didn't do that. I think that's the default name that Google Presentations gives it.
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⚐ ReportCirincione: I don’t know where I can trade kidnapped kids for drugs. Daniel: West Virginia.
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⚐ ReportRao: It's not as if Luke is gonna wake up one day and be able to control goats. Rao: I'm sure it would be a great story though.
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⚐ ReportMoose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong
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⚐ Report//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?
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⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.