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Nov. 19, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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//Tatyana needs a change of clothes after a chem lab accident Eva: Oh, you can have my shirt if you want. I NEED my pants, though.

#312

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May 22, 2009, 5:12 p.m.

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James: You should use Ubuntu server edition! Scott: No! We're going to use Debian. 9th grader: Why don't you use linux?

#4741

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Feb. 5, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//People drawing their favorite foods on their name-sticks Fowler: Chicken...Pork...Pig Illustrated. Way to ingratiate yourself to the vegetarian teacher.

#12667

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Dec. 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Lodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite

#8882

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Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.

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Nov. 11, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

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//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!

#12385

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Oct. 23, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Alex Zhao: Do you enjoy fingering A minor? Cooper: no

#11144

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Nov. 14, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Stein: I don't need no stinkin' chaAaAaAaart!

#12932

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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Student 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator

#6661

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Sept. 26, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

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//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.