#12081

44

Sept. 8, 2023, 10:41 a.m.

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Teacher: Can we get a round of applause for Mr. Bannister's teeth? Classroom: *applauds without question*

#5615

77

Nov. 4, 2015, 8:52 a.m.

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// Under the "How is this relevant today" section of a report on Mexican immigration and discrimination, a group member just put down a picture of Trump. Russel: *Peers over shoulder* That's a good start.

#7424

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April 18, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Pham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.

#12335

1212

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

#13186

66

March 13, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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Glenn: A little quiz is a quizzy Glenn: But I'm not gonna say that for test. James: are you a child James: so immature // later Glenn: It's so funny because if you ever have Bosse she'll say that with a straight face Glenn: as if she doesn't know what she's saying but she's a biology [inaudible] Glenn: and it's funny to watch student's faces

#2294

77

Oct. 6, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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//Talking about when he was a kid Whitacre: So I was born on an army base and I grew up there.  I got used to all those big tough guys, so when I went to elementary school and first met small kids my age, I was like "Yeah, this is gonna be great!" Student: So you were miserable on the base and happy in school? Whitacre: I was the school bully!

#6613

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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:32 p.m.

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//Steven stomps around I'm so salty! //Throws starbursts

#11160

99

Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie

#12673

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!

#8365

9397

Oct. 24, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.