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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:34 a.m.

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Hinkle (imitating student): Hinkle, teach! Teach math now! Hinkle: Uhh... that actually happened once. Should I say who it was? Ahh... well, it was an administrator lady -- not here -- at a little place called Eastern Middle School. 'You're a teacher, teachers teach, you go teach math!' Maybe if I had a Promethean board...

#768

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!

#6643

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

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Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY

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Feb. 27, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Alex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?

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April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: "I'm not prepared to say there's no such thing as exponential growth. I believe that love grows exponentially."

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March 7, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Glenn: Y'all say some wild stuff that little kids don't need to hear

#12126

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Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?

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Oct. 31, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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//people are wearing halloween costumes to school Isaiah: I should get a piece of paper and write "Analysis Exam" on it. I'd be the scariest thing in the entire school, no doubt.

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:27 p.m.

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// discussing the birthrate in various countries, including Japan, which has a very low birthrate Mr. Swaney: People are working too hard. They're so tired that they don't have sex very often.

#8601

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Sept. 3, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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// talking about gallery view on his new monitor Rose, upon realizing that his cpu is weak and only shows 25 students per page: What is this second page crap??