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⚐ Reportmr kyei talking ab his bitmoji "this mans been wearing the same clothes for like... 2 weeks"
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⚐ ReportAndrew RS: I wish there were like 4 Thursdays a week because there are so many things I want to do that all happen on Thursday... Danderson: I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want 4 Walstein tests a week.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.
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⚐ Report//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.
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⚐ Report//about social conformity Smrek: I saw a student of mine in the hall wearing two different socks, who would willingly do that? Johnny: I usually just wear one sock
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⚐ Report// Thanksgiving Half Day Stein: Okay, since we have only 45 minutes today, we can't waste any time. So if I start spewing crap, just yell "HALF DAY." // Stein has a running gag involving series convergence tests and the Hague Stein: ...which is not found in the international registry of acronyms, located-- Class: HALF DAY! Stein: (in the teensiest mouse voice) in the Hague.