#2751

55

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

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//Talking about the Eisenhower building during NSL Freeman: I mean, you look at it and go, "Why are there pillars there, 3 stories up?" It looks like a freaking Inception wedding cake!

#10049

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Feb. 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.

#11228

88

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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Bramble: Sometimes I hope something will fall from the sky so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Bramble: And then, yesterday, my hopes came true. Bramble: Now I'm trying to figure out what exactly I was thinking and hoping then, so I can recreate that luck. Bramble: I tried it today, and it didn't work.

#4041

22

March 16, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: I can't believe there's someone stupider at cards than Chunwoo.

#3378

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May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...

#8766

1719

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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// Attendance Street: [Student], are you here? // Student is in meeting; camera is on Student: ... can you see me? Street: I don't want to.

#9143

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May 12, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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Stein: Now look, Mama Stein didn't raise no dummy!

#1870

1515

May 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD

#4513

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April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.

#8692

-1519

Oct. 26, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.