Random Quotes
#2659
55
⚐ Report//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?
#2046
88
⚐ Report//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.
#8973
1822
⚐ Report// student is looking forward to more "cool group discussions" Cirincione: Cool? ALL discussions in this class are cool. Cirincione: ...Right?
#8261
1523
⚐ Report//Stat, first day of school, Stein is going over expectations Stein: Oh yeah, that's my twitter, follow me on twitter Stein: I don't follow students back, but you should follow me Stein: I'm trying to get to 1000 followers, help me out here
#3412
77
⚐ ReportThomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.
#1401
57
⚐ Report//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.
#5246
88
⚐ ReportGarret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?