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Nov. 17, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: This is ridic-lus. I could not believe it; it ridic-lus! (pause) Oh my god, this is ridic-lus. (pause) This is extreme ridic-lus! //after observing a student kneeling down to polish floor tiles soon to be tread upon by ARNE DUNCAN ZOMG

#10171

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March 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?

#9401

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Nov. 18, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio teaching us how to use a micropipetter duval: do NOT stick this in without a tip on. sudhish: *snickers* that’s what she said.

#2948

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Feb. 18, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

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Schafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?

#1974

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June 2, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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Anderson: I'm going to ask that if you know how this ends, you shut the eff up.

#10017

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Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."

#11740

2022

April 12, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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//Intro to love unit Clay: We're not just going to *talk* about love... we're going to *explore* love.

#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.

#4086

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April 16, 2012, 2:44 p.m.

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Patrick: Can you think of anything stupid I've said? //Elizabeth laughs. Patrick: No laughing!

#9688

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.