#12704

66

Dec. 12, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Did you lose points for the units? Did it hurt? Good, it's supposed to, now you won't do that again!

#8988

59

Feb. 9, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Street: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts

#11988

66

June 13, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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//four-person Analysis 2 class after seniors left, one absent Schwartz: A quarter of my class is absent! Schwartz, later, to the others: Which of you will be absent on thursday? Student: I'll be absent Schwartz: Oh, I was joking about that. Then one of [you other two] will be absent on friday. Schwartz: And on tuesday, only I'll be here. Schwartz: It goes from five, to four, to three, to two, to one. Slowly, our numbers diminish.

#4169

13

Aug. 21, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

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//Radina is discreetly trying to take a picture. Nadia is wearing flip flops. Nadia: Radina, wait, I have to "tie my shoes".

#11852

1919

May 17, 2023, 2:21 p.m.

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Smolen: "Dream big! Steal the Mona Lisa!"

#10478

1313

April 25, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: Are you going to be making any drawings that will give me nightmares? Mandy: Uhhh...maybe?

#11893

2020

May 24, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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Smolen: I feel so appreciated by my government. Pay me more!

#8198

2022

May 31, 2019, 9:41 a.m.

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//ADSB Watching Sorting Videos, specifically Carlos and Patrick's Rap Battle Carlos (in video): Mr. Gonzalez, you decide. Gonzalez: I'm gonna have to say Patrick won that.

#10594

1616

May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#3756

22

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Dvorsky: So this class, we're going to learn classes. (pauses) Get it? Class: Haha...