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#4095

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April 20, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Amy: Hey Freddy, how do you want to do our presentation? Freddy: Uh, I don't care. Board? I'm fine with anything. KevLi: Freddy is used to using the board anyway. Freddy: Yeah, 'cause I'm always bored during class.

#11492

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Feb. 1, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.

the stories of unsafe behavior continue //mod note: Metzler was abruptly shocked to find that he was abruptly shocked

fot, poe, kaluta

#10711

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June 16, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website

#9842

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Jan. 27, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Rose: I saw it on Twitter so it must be true.

#11489

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Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!

#8982

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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:23 p.m.

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// students send meme links and eventually a rickroll Kirk: I'm once again clicking on arbitrary links from the chat. Kirk: This is a dangerous day for me.

#4394

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#10535

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May 5, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd 7 teaching riemann sums rose: the fairy godmother sprinkles magic calculus pixie dust on the mice rose: they weren’t rats there are no disney rats *ratatouille gets brought up* rose: i take it back, rats are important rose: i AM the fairy godmother *discusses the scene in cinderella where the fairy godmother does her transformations* rose: i think this has a hidden marxist interpretation

#8664

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

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//logic, discussing models in terms of pool parties and rules //when discussing "libertarian pool parties" someone asked for a definition and tad said a party where you can run, do drugs, drown people, whatever Gosley: you see, that's what happens with libertarian pool parties. Tad drowns you and you have no fun. Tad: Hey, no kink shaming here. Some people like being drowned.

#919

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:35 p.m.

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Templin: That’s what I was gonna say. Hammond: Except you banged your head too many times in the car. Templin: That’s why I’m not a physics teacher.