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May 30, 2022, 12:39 a.m.

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Johnny: It's not very Halal, bro.

#9274

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Nov. 5, 2021, 12:16 p.m.

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// 2 students discussing optimization during lunch in Schwartz, also talking about grades Student: Man I'm so sad that I got a B Schwartz: Suck it up! // Some time later Schwartz: You're doing fine!

#11321

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Dec. 14, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

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Sean: They'll never know your next step if you don't have feet!

#777

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Oct. 29, 2009, 1:59 p.m.

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//Video talks about how overpopulation destroys cities, etc. //30 minutes of class left Whitacre: You know what, class is over! Go out there, kill some people...help them make the right decision! Then all our problems will go away!

#2849

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Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?

#5191

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Sept. 22, 2014, 5:09 p.m.

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//pd. 9 precalc C Rose: The Law of Ones states that one of the roots is usually 1 or -1, because teachers tend to make problems with nice, whole roots.

#4604

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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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Freeman: Sometimes Dubai is called the Las Vegas of the UAE. People would be like, "Yo Rashid, look at me up on this Bentley!"

#9432

28

Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.

#12618

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Nov. 30, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

#5326

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Dec. 17, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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//At a debate meet Poolesville Girl: If you don't mind me asking, what grade are you guys in? Antares and Harrison: We're seniors. Judge: You're seniors huh? Let me tell you; first semester senior year is a bitch on wheels!