#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#1129

22

Dec. 10, 2009, 11:39 p.m.

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Swaney: I'm expanding my expressions horizons. *looks at Jacob* Don't! Jacob: I don't even have a pencil in my hand!

#2721

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 3:11 p.m.

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// freshmen are playing If I Were a Rich Man on physics of music day Xiaoshan: This is Gwen Stefani!

#7792

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Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#11722

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March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.

#12452

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Losekamp: What's an example of a stimulus? Diego: Getting punched in the face

#10434

1012

April 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.

#6228

610

Feb. 1, 2017, 4:57 p.m.

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(seen on Pham syllabus) If points are assigned, then you are to have something in that section. Spelling and Grammar count.

#5936

1214

May 16, 2016, 5:43 p.m.

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///pd8 giles playing heads up, a game in which there is a word on a phone and the player has the phone away from him/her and tries to guess the word while the other people try to help him/her guess it by giving hints. ///the word is starbucks Everyone playing (all at once): WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL!

#9968

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Feb. 11, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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*mr rose's wife walking behind him and cussing* rose: "you know the class can hear you, right?" his wife: "hi class." rose: "my wife's dropping f bombs down the hall. "