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#6646

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#10872

2022

Sept. 23, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.

#10351

88

March 25, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Grace Ma: Maybe I'm just a degenerate Chinese person, but I like the intestines.

#4303

1010

Nov. 14, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

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// Analyzing portrayals of Helen in English Klein: So I am going to ask for a higher level of maturity... And for the boys to keep their hands above the desk.

#1937

2224

May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#8767

1919

Nov. 20, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: *claps* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#8719

1515

Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#2000

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June 11, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Rose (talking about himself): I hate that guy. He's such an a-hole.

[Warren typed onto Promethium board: Mr. Rose sucks.]

warren, rose, hate

#1424

1313

Jan. 29, 2010, 8:12 p.m.

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//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.

#3515

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Sept. 3, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Moose: Patrick, where did you go over the summer? Patrick: Well, I went to Amsterd- Moose: Did you buy any pot?