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⚐ Report//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.
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⚐ Report//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?
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⚐ ReportSimon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed
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⚐ ReportMr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.
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⚐ ReportStein: That was a good question. Stein: Does anybody else have any good questions? Or any bad questions? Stein: Except about televisions.
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⚐ ReportEric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.
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⚐ Report// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!
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⚐ ReportLodal: I hate James Cameron! I did name my oldest child after a character from one of his movies but I hate him!