You know? My idea for school funding was to sell off students as prostitutes.
// Start of class, Rao p9 Rao: Last night I found a bunch of little bloody teeth.
//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...
// Mr. Hinkle telling his AP Econ class about teaching in Ohio People in Ohio are hicks, so they like to shoot things.
// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*
Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"
Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for
//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.
//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?
//Rose going over an obvious proof Reynald: What? How did you get that? Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.