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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: She academically saw me be a moron for seven years.

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April 28, 2010, 11:37 p.m.

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Crystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...

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Oct. 10, 2016, 3:43 p.m.

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//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you

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Feb. 15, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

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Richard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!

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Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!

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Nov. 10, 2011, 10:29 p.m.

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Giles: My goal in life is to make Raanan suffer

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May 30, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

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Noah: This is some weird alt-right song Ryan: I know, don't you love it!?

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March 29, 2015, 11:17 a.m.

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//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...

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Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Rose: All of the stuff in this chapter is pretty much easy, except it's not, because I made it all super hard.