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⚐ Report//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?
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⚐ ReportAndy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.
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⚐ Report// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE
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⚐ ReportStudent: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
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⚐ ReportAndie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.
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⚐ Report// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke
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⚐ Report//9th US History Ms. Pisini: If you buy this ketchup with an aluminum lid, you can open the ketchup without waiting for your husband to get home!