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Sept. 20, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Stein is taking attendance Stein: Hey Evan Wang, you're not sitting in your right seat. Stein: And your dad emailed me in the middle of the night. // Later Stein: Sophie Y, where is Sophie H? Natalia: I could track her right now.

#6384

55

April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.

#13039

46

Feb. 11, 2024, 5:11 p.m.

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Eric: Calculus is not real

#12023

1012

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Sahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101

#6479

44

May 26, 2017, 4:24 p.m.

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//Peeking under card that's peeling off of the table Michelle: This card only has one side... Michelle: Shouldn't cards have two sides?

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#1964

99

June 1, 2010, 9:44 p.m.

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Rose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.

#11756

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April 17, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Art should never be judged. It never gave consent.

#8320

921

Sept. 30, 2019, 10:43 p.m.

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//2nd Period Genetics, doing a DNA extraction lab where everyone researched and wrote their own protocols //Jennifer and Hae Rin run up to Elia Jennifer: *holds out a test tube* Jennifer: Can you spit in this?! Hae Rin: We need 10 mL of saliva! Elia: What.

#12732

55

Dec. 14, 2023, 5:36 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 14 "Maybe you're being way too precise, or maybe you're being just the appropriate amount of precise." "What are you saying? ... Wait. Let's watch a cute little video first." "Those of you who are learning this for the first time should be feeling nervous, as you realise that there are too many real numbers. There's just so freaking many of them!" "If you've spent between 0 and 20 hours staring at this poster, as you should ..." "On the fourth page, I got kinda lazy, so I did all the work myself."