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#5912

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April 29, 2016, 12:33 p.m.

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//Robotics is fundraising; the donut boxes have 12 donuts each Fundraiser: A dollar for a donut! Steven: How much is a whole box? Fundraiser: 12 dollars. //Steven slams the table with his hand as hard as he can

#740

1212

Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#8352

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Oct. 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Ryan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?

#3846

1212

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Sebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.

#4614

88

Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#1404

66

Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#11872

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May 22, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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//some girls talking about makeup jeffrey: foundation as in foundations of computer science?

//mod note: no, Foundations of Engineering and Technology, obviously

jeffrey

#6005

02

Aug. 22, 2016, 10:01 p.m.

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Szabo: How bored are we that we are playing catch with lip gloss? Arianna: It's called toss and it's ChapStick.

#1176

2123

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die

#12700

1111

Dec. 11, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Schafer: People that drive crazy should take more physics classes so they realize they're going to kill someone

talking about friction on the road

schafer