// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.
//Wallops 2017 Instructor: what strange color is on these plants? Harris: the plants are kind of reddish... Instructor: Harris just said the plants are red, good job! Soumith: hold up, isn't Harris colorblind?
Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.
Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*
//Mr. Pham is attempting to justify his assertion that most students should take economics Pham: Why stock market go crash? Because company have to pay for the expense. Guys, they got to deal wid it!
Roth to Student: This is making me very mad that you don't remember the power rule! (to Rachel) This reminds me of what? Rachel: The time you had to kill someone? Roth: Yes! Why? Because they didn't remember their multiplication tables.
Smith: I love Google; it's amazing. And no doubt Wikipedia will have plenty to say about it.
//Mr. Rose draws a limaçon which doesn't go through the pole Stein: No! Graph a loop-de-loop! Stein (singing): B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! C'mon! Sing with me!
Whitacre: At least I get a tan before I die.
Bob: Oh sorry, I ran around the door to unlock it, but it was locked.