#12906

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Jan. 30, 2024, 8:30 a.m.

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Hallisey: if you're done with your program, don't write viruses on the school computers. Hallisey: If you need to, do it on a virtual machine on your own computer, or do it on one of these computers.

#385

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May 31, 2009, 11:53 p.m.

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"I keep on taking your pictures and now my camera's broken"

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#11208

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#10177

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March 7, 2022, 8:24 a.m.

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Josh: Do the Eclipse devs have a grudge against someone named William? Josh: Am I high?

#13184

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March 13, 2024, 8:23 a.m.

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// AOA Test 1 Review Packet Grace Das Varma: The blank scheme places... Arjun R: The Ponzi Scheme!

#3455

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June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?

#1029

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!

#10847

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Sept. 20, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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//Talking about Buddhism Burnell: WHAT IS BUDDHA LOOK AT THE PICTURE Burnell: man you non-binary kids crack me up, Buddha is neither a boy or a girl

#884

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:10 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.