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⚐ Report// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.
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⚐ ReportVlasits: Do I go to happy hour? Yes. I do. And I believe its legal too. For me. Not you."
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⚐ Report//Working in lab in ADSA. Paul: Does anyone need me right now? //silence Paul: That's okay, I don't need you either.
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⚐ Report//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!
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⚐ Report//rose's daughter tries to interrupt his teaching rose: "well we're just... doing math right now." rose's daughter: "I LIKE MATH"
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⚐ ReportHinkle: You go, "ohmygod I really like that marijuana from California! I'm gonna ship some in."
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.
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⚐ ReportAndrew: No no no Xan don’t hot glue the wheels together! That was a sarcastic comment!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.