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#6522

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June 13, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

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Stein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".

#2920

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Feb. 11, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Ashu: Saurav is a grown man, who can take care of himself //10 seconds later Ashu: SAURAV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

#6558

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Sept. 5, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.

#11870

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May 22, 2023, 11:24 a.m.

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Ziyad: Sleep paralysis is not real! Eric Shi: *shows a diagram of the five stages of grief*

#4270

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Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!

#11539

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Feb. 9, 2023, 10:49 a.m.

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//Introduction to the Cha-a-a-art in PD4 Stats. It's usually two pages. Stein: I was helping this kid study for the IB test and in Europe, they only give one page. Stein: Theres a reason Europe is in decline and the US is not.

"We're Americans. We like more. We like to take things."

stat, stein

#11160

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Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie

#4311

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Nov. 19, 2012, 9:51 a.m.

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//Discussing dairy after eating ice cream Jeremy: Whole milk isn't even good enough, I'd like to just breast feed off of a cow.

#12127

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Sept. 15, 2023, 8:45 a.m.

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Jacobs: All of the male characters in of Mice and Men have names. Jacobs: For instance, George means to watch over. Jerry Song: Can I George you?

#9251

77

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:51 p.m.

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Duval: And this is where the plants do their spermy stuff.