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Oct. 29, 2009, 5:52 p.m.

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You know? My idea for school funding was to sell off students as prostitutes.

While discussing whether or not gambling to fund schools should be legal...

grossman, prostitute



Dec. 13, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// Start of class, Rao p9 Rao: Last night I found a bunch of little bloody teeth.



March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

don't let him near your Christmas ornaments, cf the one about Telsas and parking //mod note: 10022?

hammer, christmas, sahu, aoa, hash



May 21, 2009, 12:10 p.m.

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// Mr. Hinkle telling his AP Econ class about teaching in Ohio People in Ohio are hicks, so they like to shoot things.



March 28, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*



April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"



May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for



May 24, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.



March 15, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?



June 4, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

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//Rose going over an obvious proof Reynald: What? How did you get that? Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.