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⚐ Report//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.
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⚐ Report//Announcement to class Schafer: Remember to buy Puzzlepalooza shirts! Sankar: Will they be huge?
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⚐ Report"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander
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⚐ ReportPBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose. You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: you can you kill so many of your wives until people are like, "woah what's going on here?"
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⚐ ReportWilliam Roe: Is it Arduino or Ardruino? Jorgensen: it's an italian word so it doesn't matter how you say it. Jorgensen: I don't speak italian // Jorgensen says arduino in an in an italian accent with italian hands Jorgensen: that was culturally insensitive.
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⚐ Report// Discussing Micronations Mr. Cirincione: I'm Sealandish, not British Mr. Cirincione: I'm also a lord
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⚐ Report//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!