#9318

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Nov. 11, 2021, 8:01 a.m.

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// Talking about polling Gabaree: So which one is the most expensive? Student: The cell, because you have to buy the cell phone.

#11543

1919

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.

#8901

1515

Jan. 15, 2021, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: That was me. I felt strange, uncoordinated, and dorky on the dance floor. //few sentences later Street: Guess what? I'm still not good at dancing! This is not surprising.

#3907

810

Jan. 24, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//While waiting for a bus after school, discussing Kim Kardashian... Christian: You know, I hate to say this as a black man, but that's just too much a**!

#2706

11

Dec. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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//after seeing http://rhizome.org/imagebase/article/3637/04.jpg Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo.  It's been a bug for about 13 years.

#6675

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#12483

1010

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Sahu: maybe like tomorrow a law gets passed where everyone can be a doctor and now your degree is useless Sahu: and nobody will pay you 500 dollars an hour to punch them in the face Sahu: i forget what I was talking about

#5401

44

Feb. 22, 2015, 6:51 p.m.

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//According to the title slide, the Great Gatsby Chapter 8 Presentation was authored by "Old," "Sport," and "Old Sport" Mr. Klein: "So, are you Old, Sport, or Old Sport?" Brian Morris: "I actually don't know; we have 4 people in our group!"

#7485

66

May 13, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

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//Sreet is giving a lecture about something Street: Yeah, it's like that but on crack, I mean meth, I mean . . . on steroids, yeah that's the one.

#2647

33

Dec. 8, 2010, 7:53 a.m.

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//talking about John Edwards Swaney: If that sunuvabitch had won the primary and then his whole affair had come out... I wouldve killed him. Oops. Can't even say that here.