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#3803

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Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.

#4793

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#2081

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:20 p.m.

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//Regarding Ms. Nawabi and Afghani culture Pham: Every weekend her husband family kind of show up at her house and sit around waiting for food. Asian, they do that too. At least Vietnamese do.

#5902

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April 21, 2016, 5:24 p.m.

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Shwetha: Hey Mr. Street this is our new magnet gang sign! (shows right hand rule) Street: No, this is the magnet sign. (does loser symbol) And it only works with the right hand, too.

#11464

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Jan. 25, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Andy picks up Jerry Song's pink ball Jerry: These are my balls! // Andy starting bouncing the ball Jerry: Oh my god give it back!

#2352

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Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...

#13092

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Glenn: If you've watched a lot of late-night commercials you would know what ED is. Glenn: What's ED? Klees: When you're an old and a man...

#8735

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

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//stein's hair is super short Ishaan: Mr Stein, did you get a hair cut? Stein: I got them all cut.

#10793

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Sept. 12, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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Jerry Song: We spend a lot of time being efficient.

#7296

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March 5, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

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//talking about the log song Schwartz: I would sing it, but me singing constitutes as child abuse.