#10688

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June 13, 2022, 12:06 p.m.

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Student, walking in to the classroom: Wow, there's nobody in here! Cuadrado: So I am nobody?

#6057

99

Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!

#1363

24

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Kaluta (to Duval): You're doing something good for the students? That's novel!

#8422

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Dec. 10, 2019, 10:07 p.m.

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Mr. Schwartz: Imagine a sideways wheel of cheese-- Robert: No. Mr. Schwartz: Okay...

#2171

55

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:51 p.m.

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// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!

#1146

77

Dec. 12, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Hinkle: What I like about Johnny here is he has that entrepreneurial spirit. That bag there is probably full of his latest goods. What's he got in the bag? I don't know. Maybe it's legal, maybe it's not. Don't ask, don't tell.

#13425

911

Sept. 4, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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// Evan drops the atmospheric pressure bar O'Donovan: I was waiting for someone to do that O'Donovan: I paid him to do that

#10539

1113

May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#7085

48

Jan. 2, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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Piper: Did you know that the logic puzzle solver was due today? Elijah: Yes. Piper: So did you do it? Elijah: No.

#1857

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May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.