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#5325

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Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#8308

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Sept. 23, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

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//Dr Brabazon draws an eye shaped like a cone Colin: What happens if I stab my internal organs with the point of my eye? Lara (paying more attention to lesson): That makes sense. Lara (realizes Colin said something): What?

#10747

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Aug. 31, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Delaney: I am an onion cutting god!

#6990

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Nov. 30, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

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//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?

#8398

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Nov. 22, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 //Rose walks in Schwartz: A student pointed out something cool about the proof for the multivar 2nd derivative test. We should talk about it some time. Robert: So this is what you guys do instead of going out for drinks. Schwartz: Yeah, pretty much.

#2673

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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//Ian walks in with a funny hairdo Leah H: Does your forehead get wet?

His hair was pretty funny. It was straight out over his forehead like the brim of a hat. Unfortunately, the next day it wilted under its own weight. Its was also kinda wet that day outside.

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#568

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: My parents wrote me off. Emancipation is a pretty cool thing.

#3615

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Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

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Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.

#11458

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Jan. 23, 2023, 4:50 p.m.

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Andy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!

#5870

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April 4, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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//While presenting on Walt Whitman in English class, Anna mentions that he was criticized by a man named John Peter Wesley Anna: But in the end, it all worked out for him, because he has a high school named after him. I don't see a John Peter Wesley High School anywhere.