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#4593

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Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!

#2692

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Dec. 16, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Rose: This one, you just have to use your brain. Janvi: I don't like using my brain. Rose (under his breath): I noticed.

#1484

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...really, that's one of the migration patters which was characteristic of- I can see you phasing out. I see you hopping on that plane or cruise ship. At this point, all you're hearing is ba-raaa ba-raaa ba-raaa. So awaken, O my children.

#1585

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March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.

#13096

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Feb. 17, 2024, 11:52 p.m.

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Alan Sai: あなたは개새끼です (anata wa gaesaekki-desu) Alan Sai: I don't know how to say "you are a" in Korean Alan Sai: So I'll say it in Japanese

#9235

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Oct. 27, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Are you guys just farming me for blairbash quotes? Is that what’s going on? Stephen: Blairbash is dead Lodal: *wheezes*

Is it?? Is it really, Stephen???? //mod note: submitted twice, note on #2 was "by questioning our goals, you further them"

ess, lodal, blairbash

#5596

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Oct. 23, 2015, 11:57 a.m.

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Werdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.

#886

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*

#4051

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March 20, 2012, 2:22 p.m.

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//Envirothon training, talking about non-point source pollution Envirothon trainer: Why do we need to build sidewalks so wide? Richard Chen: Obesity?

#9137

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May 4, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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Anika: A lot of things are brown and sticky Noam Anika: On a hot day, *I'm* brown and sticky