#9728

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:55 p.m.

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// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.

#1883

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May 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m.

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Vlasits: Do I go to happy hour? Yes. I do. And I believe its legal too. For me. Not you."

#6604

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Sept. 15, 2017, 11:46 a.m.

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//Working in lab in ADSA. Paul: Does anyone need me right now? //silence Paul: That's okay, I don't need you either.

#3228

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April 13, 2011, 4:06 p.m.

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//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!

#9967

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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//rose's daughter tries to interrupt his teaching rose: "well we're just... doing math right now." rose's daughter: "I LIKE MATH"

#331

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May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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"In physics class, sound effects are the key to understanding." -- Mr. Donaldson

#793

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Nov. 3, 2009, 9:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: You go, "ohmygod I really like that marijuana from California! I'm gonna ship some in."

#402

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June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#9450

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Nov. 30, 2021, 11 a.m.

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Andrew: No no no Xan don’t hot glue the wheels together! That was a sarcastic comment!

#727

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.