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Sept. 28, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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//In 9th period gym, playing 3 on 3 frisbee Sujay: Ha! Yes! We have the frisbee now! Lara: No, Sujay. You can’t karate chop my arm to get the frisbee. That’s not how it works.

#6307

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March 15, 2017, 10:38 a.m.

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Student 1: "So, for French, we went to Quebec. The bus ride was great. It was 14 hours." Student 2: "How long was it?" Student 3: "14 hours."

#6352

55

March 28, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

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Anson: The actual face part of his face is actually relatively small in proportion to his whole head.

#11995

311

June 15, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Liquid helium takes very high pressure in order to make it solid. Jerry: That's why when scientists first made it, they had to put your mom on top of it.

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Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet

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Oct. 7, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I didn't have coffee this morning. O'Donovan: I had a senior moment. My brain stopped.

#3481

-11

Aug. 30, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//About the cell phone policy Stelzner: My cell phone is better than yours, and I can't use mine [during class].

#163

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So in sixth grade or in the womb, you know, whenever it is you guys take Algebra 1 these days. ~Mr. Rose

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99

Nov. 14, 2025, 2:43 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: 5 times 15 is like 1000 Mr. Cirincione: I was in the Takoma and Blair magnet programs based off of my multiplication skills, for 15 specifically, not 13 that one is too hard

#12587

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Nov. 28, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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Glenn: I got a text saying "where is the crowbar?" Glenn: Then I got another text saying "where is the duct tape?" Glenn: I'm just glad I didn't get a text saying "do you have an industrial-sized trash bag?"