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March 10, 2022, 9:20 a.m.

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//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?

#9966

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#6142

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Jan. 3, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.

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March 15, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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Stein: "They are a group of people who are in the alleys, handing out candy to children." Stein: "They are called 'Bayesians'."

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.

#4104

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April 25, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

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//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?

#8275

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Sept. 10, 2019, 4:26 p.m.

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Debkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.

#11535

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Feb. 8, 2023, 7:35 p.m.

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Schwartz: We don't need data! We don't need experiments! Schwartz: We can prove, from pure theory, that work over a path is the difference in kinetic energy. Schwartz: Take that, science!

#11066

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Oct. 28, 2022, 8 a.m.

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Student: Why does math have to be hard? Why can't it be like english?

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May 17, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Brodsky: Easier done than said