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#9884

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Feb. 2, 2022, 8:39 p.m.

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//analysis 1A, solving limits problem, answer is 4 and 1/20 Student: It's the funny number! Rose: Oh you mean Rose: WOO WOO 420

#2032

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham tends to trivialize the learning process Pham: By the way, how many people driving? Sit in car and start steering and thing like that?

#9880

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:51 p.m.

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//Street visits room of sophomores Street: I'm sorry, I can't think of any insults. I've let you down. Student: Are you going to call us maggots? Street: Well, yes, you're all maggots. That's always implied. You're good maggots.

#10686

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June 10, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Armand: I can prove that I’m a Neanderthal.

#8322

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Oct. 1, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Student: Am I tripping or did she say the test is for completion?

You're tripping

#9673

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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// Loosely translated from Spanish Tanos: We were going to watch a movie, but the promethean board and the computer doesn't work. Tanos: So instead, we are going to do a worksheet. Tanos: I am the grinch!

#736

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Oct. 22, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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//while Mr. Kaluta was out with H1N1, some students wanted to film a commercial in the parking lot RD sub: If I see an ambulance coming for you, I am going to pull down your pants and spank you, naked.

#13162

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March 6, 2024, 3:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 6 "now if you think about calculus romantically or whatever..." "nice healthy big fat square. good square" "now as my thing gets bigger" "now we erase you bad tiny corner" "now you go to your car and you get your duffel bag of supplies for your criminal life" "and you go back into the bank with your clown hair and say i've never been here before"

#11893

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May 24, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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Smolen: I feel so appreciated by my government. Pay me more!

#10016

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Feb. 17, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You’re never too young to commit arson!