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#6010

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!

#8662

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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//logic Samantha: Personally I think drowning people is less good than the other examples you provided Tad. Tad: Well it depends Tad: Are you the drowner or the drownee? Tad: Because one way it's extremely fun, and the other way you're dead Samantha: I believe we may have different definitions of fun

#7338

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March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#11149

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Nov. 14, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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//the next class from 11132 Schwartz: If you want to plug in 2 to a polynomial, you can do that. Schwartz: Just construct the polynomial ring, and mod it out by the ideal generated by x - 2! Michael: Will this be on the test?

#11203

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Nov. 18, 2022, 4:27 p.m.

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//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.

#1217

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Dec. 19, 2009, 9:09 a.m.

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Quinn: ...so that goes back to, one guy has a penis, one guy doesn't

#598

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Oct. 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.

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//on reducing grants-in-aid Ms. Thurman: Thus the states had to use some methods that were considered by many to be unethical and immoral to raise money. Student: Prostitution!

(the real answer was selling lottery tickets)

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#278

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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It's like the -3rd day of school and you're already on my s-list... the stop talking list. ~Mr. Rose

#2067

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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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//Cao is falling asleep Duval: CAO! It's like you're the new Michael [Zhang]! (looking at Michael) I just don't get it, why are you so awake this year? Michael: Huh? Student: Eh, he's spacing. Same difference.

#11086

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Nov. 1, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Stein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!