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#2339

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Oct. 11, 2010, 5:58 a.m.

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Student: I'm out of space. Rose: You should have used landscape. Other student: Yeah, it's so much better. Student: HEY, stop sucking up to the man!

#10317

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March 22, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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// Wellness day Schwartz: I will be teaching the seniors how to do taxes. Schwartz: The time between downloading the software and being done with my taxes is at most an hour. // Talking about SAT day Schwartz: You come in at 1:30 to have 1 hour of 8th period and a 45 minute 9th period, and you're not getting any instruction. Schwartz: As an instructor, I am not allowed to advocate for truancy. Schwartz: Moving on.

#2170

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!

#12295

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Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 a.m.

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O'Donovan: This girl just walked into my class during lunch. O'Donovan: I was wondering if she was getting academic support but she said she was in here for class. O'Donovan: I told her it was lunch, and she was like "is it really?" O'Donovan: God bless America.

#6038

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Sept. 23, 2016, 5:21 p.m.

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//Discussing set builder notation in precalc Schwartz: Done! I checked all the subsets! Student: Gotta check 'em all!

#6399

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April 26, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose: You're hyper today? Good let's do some math!

#2698

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: Ah, you know what, there's a flame, I'm a moth -- BOOM.

#9319

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Nov. 11, 2021, 8:07 a.m.

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// More polling Gabaree: The thing about internet polls is that you are kind of selecting who is taking it. Gabaree: I guess if you use facebook, you'll find a lot of old people. // Later Gabaree: Internet polls are more accurate. Gabaree: We know people are more honest on the internet because of the stuff they say on it.

#9666

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#911

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Nov. 23, 2009, 1:16 p.m.

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//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!