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March 16, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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//pd 8 health Ms. Gonzalez: if I had to get an STI I’d get chlamydia

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April 11, 2024, 2:26 p.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: I feel the strength of this black male

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

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Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: We don't take lives. But you're tempting me with the math!

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Dec. 8, 2019, 11:41 p.m.

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//Bosse asked the senior who applied for Regeneron to wear their shirts for a group picture Shreeya: Uh...Mrs. Bosse, I forgot my shirt. Bosse: Shreeya, wasn't this your idea? You're such a do-do.

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May 30, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//middle of Kalin’s class Dheeraj: [recieves spam phone call] *Thirty seconds pass* Dheeraj: They called me, then put me on hold!

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Feb. 15, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: It's super easy and super fun. Schafer: If your idea of fun is doing nerd stuff.

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March 9, 2012, 6:12 p.m.

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//Discussing Chem R&E subtopics Angela: Jamey, you get to do gravimetric analysis and potential. Jamey: I don't know what potential is!

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Oct. 11, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

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//Mr. Wilson, the student teacher, finishes a lecture Schwartz: Notice how they already stopped clapping for you.