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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

#11732

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April 11, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Now I need to take out the trash. Schwartz: Take out in a mafioso way.

#3538

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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//After a computer science quiz Piper: If anyone asks you how the quiz was, you say "great". And if they ask what was on it, say "computer science". Let's try it: How was the quiz? Class: Great. Piper: What was on it? Class: Computer science. Schafer: Now, pretend we just had a physics quiz. How was the quiz? Class: Great. Schafer: What was on it? Class: Computer science.

#13044

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Feb. 12, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: You have to do that to get to the juicy fruit on the inside Rose: yeah you heard me

#4150

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May 22, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

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//There is a Doctor Coleman political campaign for PuzzlePalooza Paul B. Ellis: Look, its Hermain Cain...no wait, it's Dr. Coleman!

#10397

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April 4, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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Rose: I would be a great pope.

#13219

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March 20, 2024, 10:49 a.m.

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//Pd. 4 FOT, Natalie aims the hot glue gun at someone Natalie: I have 2nd admendment rights, bro

#1421

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.

#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

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Sept. 4, 2019, 7:46 a.m.

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//Toy alarm rings in the hallway Schafer: It must have been an awesomeness detector that got too close to me.