#6757

1010

Oct. 11, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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Steven: I have a confession to make. //nervous laughter as Steven pauses Steven: In math, some things are just really just g*d***n hard. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that. //More laughter Steven: I don't want to get into this because I get very emotional.

#3327

1212

May 8, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.

#10070

68

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?

#2746

11

Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!

#1319

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#12406

1616

Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“

#11985

1111

June 13, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Quantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!

#11421

88

Jan. 13, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Bramble, seeing raised hand: Yes? Student: I was going to ask how old your kid is. Bramble: But you're not going to ask now?

#10066

1111

Feb. 24, 2022, 12:05 a.m.

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Schwartz: Now, imagine you're an ant. Schwartz: Actually wait, no, just imagine there is an ant. You don't have to be the ant. I mean, you /can/ be the ant if you want. But you don't have to be the ant. Schwartz: So, take this ant, that may or may not be you...

#2010

1616

June 22, 2010, 11:09 a.m.

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Rose: Let's get a couple of things out of the way: there's no Santa Claus; there's no tooth fairy. Does everyone still have their emotions under control?