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#5821

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Feb. 21, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

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//Yoni, Jason, and Szabo are talking about a cubic equation on the white board for robotics //Jason checks his email Jason: KALIN RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL! //The three cheer Anonymous robotics member: What happened? Jason: Kalin responded to an email! //Entire room erupts in joy

#10602

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May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#2282

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#1331

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!

#11703

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March 20, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Anderson: So now, let's move on to number 5... Anderson(squinting eyes): ...artist's shit. //later Anderson: There's been some dispute about the actual contents. Andy, quietly: Taste test!

we were arguing for why a certain piece of art should be displayed, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

poop, art, anderson, andy

#12128

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly

#2799

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Your seat will remain the same unless we decide to put Ashu in the hallway.

When talking about seating arrangements for the year.

ashu, lily, giles

#13082

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

// mod note: Schwartz then went on a huge tangent about a better party game to play, preferably played outside of school (Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes)

among_us, the_game, amogus, schwartz, andy

#6067

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Oct. 19, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

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// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.

#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)