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#4459

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Feb. 27, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

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//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...

#11369

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Jan. 3, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Grace: Think of an evil politician - wait that's all of them.

#8924

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Street: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me

but wouldn't you have to be smarter than the magnet students in order to teach them

street, effect, magnet, smart

#5907

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April 25, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

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// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.

#11255

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Dec. 2, 2022, 10:59 a.m.

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//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.

#9808

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Andy: Why does Nurse Joy say "Hope to see you again" at the Pokécenter? Duval: She's sadistic.

#8900

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet

#6529

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June 23, 2017, 1:15 p.m.

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Ryan Cho: "Like, with enough cheese, you can sedate someone"

#5325

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Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#5652

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Nov. 20, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: I'm a man of the people