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#3377

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May 17, 2011, 11:23 p.m.

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Jeremy: Oh how I wish I could sign people's organs. (silence, confused looks ensue) Jeremy: No, no! That's not what I meant!

#13722

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Feb. 13, 2026, 7:55 a.m.

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Stelzner: I saw Grace looking up the definition of patriot. What is the definition of patriot Grace: Someone who loves and supports their country. Stelzner: Do you love and support your country Grace: No. Stelzner: Aww... // Class laughs

#642

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: If you gave me a magic wand, a cloak, a broom, and an owl, I'd be messing with people all day long!

#11262

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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// Would you rather game Burnell: You would rather torture a person than an animal? Ace: Yes, because they're my enemy!

#1710

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March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

#8763

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Nov. 19, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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Martinez: And if you're saying "what are you" Martinez: It'd be like "I'm a human", "I'm a dog", "I'm a female", ...

#6697

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Oct. 2, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

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//At the beginning of every class Street: Sit. Sit and be quiet. This might be hard for some of you. Luckily, you are gifted.

#5743

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Jan. 22, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Trebuchet testing day //Mr. Street complains about completion of STELLA models; Mr. Kaluta walks in. Kaluta: You see, the STELLA helps you model what will actually happen and predict where the ball will land. Kaluta: Like how they are modeling 40 inches of snow for the weekend.

had the weather channel used STELLA, they would've predicted 50000 kilometers of snow

kaluta

#1129

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Dec. 10, 2009, 11:39 p.m.

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Swaney: I'm expanding my expressions horizons. *looks at Jacob* Don't! Jacob: I don't even have a pencil in my hand!

#501

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July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.