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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#6550

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July 14, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Rawr Student1: Are my jokes unbearable sometimes Student2: I can bearly stand them

#700

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#2871

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Feb. 4, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Teacher: SWEETIEPIE! Oh, wait, that's a boy.

#1580

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March 2, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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//Discrete class is learning about the Bridges of Koenigsberg Mikey: This is like the most famous problem in graph theory. It was first studied by Leonhard Euler. You may have heard of him.

#11553

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Feb. 10, 2023, 2:06 p.m.

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// Anderson draws a map of the U.S., Florida looks particularly phallic Jerry Song: How long is your Florida?

#4605

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Oct. 4, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

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\\Talking about how the UAE has a Ferrari theme park Freeman: This is what happens when you have a ton of money and no way to buy cocaine

#7576

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Sept. 11, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

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"Othervary noce, includes chicken legs" -written at the end of a group assignment in AP Cirincione NSL

#9472

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Dec. 1, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

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//8th pd rose argument about limits rose: i gave you some really wishy washy crap rose: i don’t even remember what my crap was. *pauses* rose: and madeline basically just also gave you some wishy washy crap so now we’re gonna do it the not weird way

#10781

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Sept. 8, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you know how many times I say "where the hell are your socks"?