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⚐ Report// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Who's listening to music? Just wondering Student 2: I'm listening to music at all times within my head //later Kirk: I'm with you there, [Student 2]. I'm listening to music in my head, even when I'm not listening to music out loud.
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⚐ Report// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.
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⚐ ReportJackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*
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⚐ ReportHart: I always reserve orange for my electron-moving colour. Hart: Why? It's my favourite colour. //later Hart: There's not enough people who like orange.
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⚐ Report//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Vlasits is talking about America during World War I Student: Wait, so were the Alien and Sedation Acts the same as this Sedation Act? Vlasits: Uh, well, first of all, its the Sedition Act, not the Sedation Act. Sedation is putting people to sleep. You know, like we do here in school.
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⚐ Report//Discussing Blair's lockdown due to an armed robbery nearby Eleanor: Wheaton and Northwood both had lockdowns because of it, but St. Bernadette's didn't do anything. Ms. Adamson: They just prayed.