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#4796

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March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#8955

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Jan. 28, 2021, 3:41 p.m.

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//Schwartz innovation period, discussing the bullying modules //the unit on cyberbullying included logos for various social networks Bracklinn: yeah, us high schoolers in 2021 are cyberbullying people via Vine and LinkedIn. Schwartz: well, at least LinkedIn exists. Lidz: Just because a platform exists doesn't mean we can cyberbully people over it?? Schwartz: I believe in you.

#12551

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Nov. 17, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.

#3588

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Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.

#7256

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Feb. 22, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations Student: Do you want this [packet]? Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals. Another Student: That's terrible Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?

#1532

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Feb. 23, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Brian G: I'll show you yours if you show me mine.

#9470

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Dec. 1, 2021, 12:52 p.m.

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Shron: I'm not high, don't worry //as he's violently shaking at his desk

we all know he's high lmao

shron

#8453

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Jan. 9, 2020, 10:40 a.m.

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Student 1: What's 6 times root 2? Student 2: 6√2 Student 1: Thanks...

#8669

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?

#11031

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Oct. 21, 2022, 4:48 p.m.

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//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.

"not literally crying" ... "everyone here knows more computer science than me"

linalg, compsci, schwartz