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#10687
2020
⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
#13571
19
⚐ Report"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu
#4239
77
⚐ Report//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.
#3819
3436
⚐ ReportWhitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.
#5321
1717
⚐ Report//Stein's puzzle team David Stein had just beat Adam's puzzle team SpacePirates the night before on the puzzle contest Shinteki; David Stein beat the SpacePirates by 1 minute Stein: Do you know what another word for losing by one minute is? Adam: What? Stein: Losing.
#2406
55
⚐ ReportStelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.
#12666
1111
⚐ ReportPrange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.
#8140
9298
⚐ ReportRose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head