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#7318
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⚐ Report//Kevin Qian has pandas stacked on his head //Rose looks at him with interest and walks over //Favid tries to stack the huge panda on his head but fails Rose: All people are learning. Some people are learning combinatorics. Some people are ... learning.
#8078
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⚐ Report//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.
#1730
2020
⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.
#5435
915
⚐ Report//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...
#1232
44
⚐ ReportCJ: Hey Nilay look! I got Indian bread for lunch. Nilay: That's pita bread. It ain't Indian bread 'till my mom makes it.
#2611
33
⚐ Report//a student mumbles an obscenity; stelzner (accidentally?) delivers a lesson in irony Stelzner: Hey, watch your mouth! What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it, Eric!
#2668
55
⚐ ReportYvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...
#1558
66
⚐ Report//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"