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#431

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June 8, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Kevin: When are you grading the Chem R&E journals? Templin: Next year! You can give it to me now. It would just sit in storage.

#1698

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March 20, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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(during lunch) Student 1: Mr. Rose, could you open this for me? The lid won't come off. *Mr. Rose puts papers down and struggles to open it* Mr. Rose: I don't want to break the plastic off... Student 2: Come on Mr. Rose, use your muscles! *Mr.Rose still tries to open it without success* Mr. Rose: I'm not letting this thing get between me and Asian food!

#8276

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Sept. 10, 2019, 5:38 p.m.

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Street: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.

#12345

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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Delaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking

#13746

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April 16, 2026, 9:02 a.m.

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Oldham (to a female student): You may go to the bathroom. And may you find empowerment on the way.

#12025

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Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#9587

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Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#13271

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April 8, 2024, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: I'm not interested in chasing down teenagers at 2 in the morning after they're comingling.

#537

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Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#7704

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Nov. 5, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione, talking about citations so of course street comes up Mr Cirincione: I already graduated from Mr. Street's class ... I got an A in his class ... In 7th grade.