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⚐ ReportBunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.
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⚐ ReportCirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Stein tells us about advertisement scams and gets a phone call Stein: Hold on. The number is 800. I'll turn up the speakers ... hello? Lady: Hi. This is ... and we're calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, ok. But did you know that I'm in my Statistics class right now, and I just told my students how people call you all the time to scam you with advertisements, and I turned up my speakers all the way so that they can hear what you're saying? Lady: Uh okay, but I'm just calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, I know. Lady: Well... *talks* Stein: Alright, bye. Class: *laughs* Someone: Wow, she was very angry
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⚐ Report//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.
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⚐ Report//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!
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⚐ Report//Bracklinn lost her Wallops Form Sloe: You're an absolute mess. I hope you know that.
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⚐ Report// Block D R&E // Mr. Street is talking about gifted people in the magnet, specifically Kristi Ng Street: There's nothing but gifted people in the Ng family. There's Mr. Ng, Mrs. Ng, and Ms. Ng... Kristi: Actually she's Mrs. Lo because she didn't want to be an Ng Street: Then I guess she's miss-ng
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⚐ ReportBosse: You guys need to do more fun things! Bosse: Life is not just about homework and grades. Klees: Tell that to Mr. Rose! Bosse: Well, he is an outlier...