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#13011

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Feb. 8, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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// Rose draws a line on the board meant to represent the sum of two linear-ish functions Rose: That really should be steeper than both of them, shouldn't it? Rose: However, I don't really care about those things // Rose erases the previous line and draws a new line, steeper than either of the two original lines

So you don't care. Definitely not. In fact, you cared so little that you didn't even think about maybe doing it. Huh.

analysis, rose, analysis1a, caring

#7583

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Sept. 13, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

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Rose: Pythagoras had this cult where they believed that "all is number". So, when one of his disciples showed that the diagonal of a square of side length 1 can't be expressed as the ratio of whole numbers, he threw him off a boat so that the proof wouldn't get out. Joseph (quietly): Project Polyhedra is also a cult

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#7011

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Dec. 5, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

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//PChem, after Infoflow Pham: During the Pledge of Allegiance, you guy need to respect the people who want to be patriotic. I look around this room and think, if the United States went to war with China right now, maybe 1 or 2 people pick up a gun and fight for America. The rest of you guy become Chinese terrorists or spies!

#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#5680

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Dec. 5, 2015, 6:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles explaining coterminal angles in trig applications Giles: It's technically right, but don't find the answer and then add 37 periods to it. Something Ryan Cho would do.

Why everybody against Cho?? Hmm

giles

#3703

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Raanan (when hyper): (flapping arms) I'M A PENGUIN! //later Micheal Ekstrom: When you flap your arms you look like a penguin....on crack

#11719

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March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

before class he was talking to Mr. Hammond about how bad a student Panda was.

panda, stein, rose

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#4: abelian group, #5: entire class erupted in thunderous applause

complex, schwartz

#13417

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Aug. 30, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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// Rose is talking and an announcement about ID photos comes on Rose, quietly: shut uuuuuuup