#7921

-123

Feb. 6, 2019, 9:25 a.m.

⚐ Report

//report cards in homeroom Student: I'm sorry, I'm not Asian... I'm C-sian.

#12137

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.

#11132

22

Nov. 10, 2022, 6:36 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Schwartz teaching group theory and abstract algebra Schwartz: Ideally, I would have a plan for where to go from here Schwartz: but I'm just talking about things because they're cool, and we'll get to them whenever we get to them.

#2388

99

Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

⚐ Report

Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#12021

26

Aug. 30, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

⚐ Report

Ziyad: What happens to your brain when you eat. Will it affect my test.

#528

77

Sept. 5, 2009, 4:16 p.m.

⚐ Report

"Some black guy become president now." -- Pham

#11107

24

Nov. 4, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

⚐ Report

Jerry Song: Laser eye surgery, an eye opening experience! // Later Jerry: People say to maintain eye contact, but nobody likes it when I rub my eyeballs on them!

#6647

44

Sept. 23, 2017, 2:15 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Moose showing students a clip from a movie Moose: If you don't like this movie, I'll pay you ten bucks! Student: Bruh, I already hate it

#11091

1111

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:48 p.m.

⚐ Report

Jerry Song: Yoooo, let's goooo, 600% error time!!! Andy: Let's goooo!!!

#3891

3030

Jan. 12, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Julian is caught texting in class Mr. Charles: Uh... Julian... Julian: In my defense... she's cute.