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Feb. 8, 2023, 5:56 p.m.

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Rose: Vera, apologize to Ayush for drawing him in a way that makes him look like a doofus Vera: But that's just what he looks like!

#4498

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April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

#7865

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Jan. 15, 2019, 11:13 p.m.

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// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*

#3825

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?

#13154

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March 5, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Bosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.

#5373

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:19 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.

#12040

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Lodal: name a city in the southern hemisphere Andrew: Antarctica Lodal: Antarctica is not a place where people go.

#4552

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June 10, 2013, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: He tends to not nineteen. Sorry!

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#3376

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May 17, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.