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⚐ ReportCirincione: The most requested feature was the current events. That shows that I am a responsive dictator that listens to the people.
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⚐ ReportAnybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."
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⚐ ReportJanitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!
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⚐ Report//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!
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⚐ ReportDiego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?
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⚐ Report//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.
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⚐ Report//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!
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⚐ Report*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...