#2416

1113

Oct. 26, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Student: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting

#5178

88

Sept. 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

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// Rose and Ostrander walk out of Math Help to discuss something Stein: Two boys are arguing out in the hall. Kids these days...

#6497

55

June 3, 2017, 9:06 p.m.

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Jessica *on Macron and Trump*: Why do we have a cheeto instead of a macaron?

#569

1111

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't do little kids. Nuh-uh. Not ninth graders, either. They need to all be given shots and put in their own self-contained areas.

#5723

1010

Jan. 2, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

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//After a mostly block C physics of music presentation that consisted of about 20 people Simon: Block C 2019 is now a derogatory term.

#9957

1212

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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// Filling out book forms Rao: There's one person that hasn't submitted yet. Rao: ...and I'll find you later.

#10069

1212

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*

#11748

1414

April 14, 2023, 12:25 a.m.

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//Lang PD7 Isabelle: Hey Raun, do you have a charger? Raun: What type? Isabelle: Oh my god, I forgot you're a freak of nature: an Android user. Raun: No, I have an iPhone now. Isabelle: Then why did you ask "what type?" Raun: I didn't know if you meant a Chromebook charger or a phone charger. Isabelle: Well do you have a phone charger? Raun: Actually I didn't have any chargers in the first place.

#1649

66

March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#11643

1414

March 7, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: They said there was a crescendo there and I say bite me.