#5231

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Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5275

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

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//It's someone's birthday. Student: "Happy birthday!" Student 2: "Happy birthday!" //Student 1 says to communist dictator Eric Shen: "Why don't you say happy birthday?" Eric Shen: "You see, nothing that I say is happy." Eric Shen: "Nothing is ever happy." Eric Shen: "In the end, everyone will die." //Etcetera...

#7133

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Jan. 19, 2018, 11:37 a.m.

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//Pham walks into pd 8 calculus holding a giant wrapped chocolate bar with two bites out of it Pham: I don't believe this! I left my chocolate on the table and the mice got it!

#9868

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Jan. 31, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.

#10167

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March 5, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Henry Ren: Freaking freshmen.

#1457

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Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#10356

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March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#4386

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#10082

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Feb. 24, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.

#8916

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Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!