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57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#9729

911

Jan. 10, 2022, 4:56 p.m.

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Lodal: Thank you for giving me a head nod. Those of you who just stare at me, I don't like that. //Lodal looks around intensely Lodal: I'll just stare back at you!

#9840

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Jan. 27, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry Lodal: You are in my domain. See, I am establishing dominance. I am making eye contact with all of you and making you look away... *Eyes lock onto Michael Z.* *Epic staring contest ensues*

#5509

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June 4, 2015, 4:18 p.m.

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//2012-2013 Functions Rose: "Did you know, 90%, of people will say that their favorite letter is the first letter of their first name. Victoria, what's your favorite letter?" Victoria: "T!" Rose: "Well, that's because of your last name. Jeremy, what's your favorite letter?" Jeremy: "...not J." Rose: "Ok...Ramya, what's your favorite letter?" Ramya: "I don't have one..." Rose: "Kathleen, what your favorite letter?!" Kathleen: "Pi!" Rose: "...You guys have failed me."

#8961

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Rose: I wanna go to like Wikipedia of Lies. That's what I want.

#1552

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Stein: Last year, I won a backgammon set. You know those gift shops in Chinatown? I think Moody's went there and bought like 200, because they were really cheap!

#5532

66

Sept. 10, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: I write objectives on the board, like a *good* MCPS teacher!

#11999

44

June 16, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."

#6352

55

March 28, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

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Anson: The actual face part of his face is actually relatively small in proportion to his whole head.

#11633

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March 3, 2023, 9:04 a.m.

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Stein: Hey, let's stop calling it minus and start calling it arc-plus.