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Jan. 28, 2014, 4:47 p.m.

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Thurman: The grades were all over a little bit, kind of like a bell-- more like a flat curve.

#2077

22

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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//As usual, the Promethean pen is missing Pham: Wait! What do I going to write with?

#1024

24

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Whitacre, do you think the world's gonna end in 2012? Whitacre: I hope so.

#12250

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Oct. 4, 2023, 6:25 p.m.

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Rose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.

#7291

55

March 5, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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Sushanth: You can rho your boat, but can you p your boat?

#5368

1313

Jan. 29, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?

#9619

610

Dec. 14, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.

#11205

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Nov. 21, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.

#9291

1414

Nov. 7, 2021, 8:26 p.m.

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Street: I was once at this job where my supervisor told me to do hard drugs Student: Did you actually do them? Street: No *glares*, but at the time I sort of wish I did

#9583

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.