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⚐ ReportEric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease
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⚐ Report// Schwartz writes "Laurent" on the board Schwartz: I can't say this person's name, so I'll name them Frenchie.
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⚐ Report//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.
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⚐ Report//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.
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⚐ Report//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!
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⚐ Report(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson