#9476

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#13281

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April 11, 2024, 8:37 a.m.

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Sai: Get out of here canadian stop looking at me with your Canadian eyes and your maple leaf maple syrup ugh. Sai: Do you speak FRENCH CANADIAN!? ugh. //later Sai: I'm not xenophobic //later Sai: to anybody just to Canadians Sai: your cold polar bears your aurora borealis that nobody cares about. Sai: me personally, Canada deserves to be set on fire Sai: It is a hot take, soy fuego. caliente Sai: I'd rather speak Spanish rather than Canadian French.

#12901

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Jan. 26, 2024, 9:26 a.m.

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Katz: If you want to change it, submit a pull request. Do some coding. Edit lines 203 to 214 of blairbash/qdb/views.py. Diego: It's like telling a 30-year-old woman that she looks good for her age. You can't tell me to code.

#379

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May 31, 2009, 3:21 p.m.

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Grossman: I actually have a business in which I grow vegetables organically and sell them at reasonable prices. Amir: Are you sure you sell vegetables? Or some other popular green substance that I'm not going to name.

#1206

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#12866

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Jan. 18, 2024, 11:37 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Andy Ying loves nuts Jerry: Me? I prefer balls.

#12475

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.

#1806

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April 20, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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// During the tree ID section of envirothon Nilay: Okay, so what's the name of this tree? Hmm... Carlos: Betsy. Or maybe it was Tom. // Nilay facepalms // Later Some freshman, shouting to his team: LET'S PUT THIS ONE TO BE A LOLBOBBY PINE! // Carlos and Nilay facepalm

#11130

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Nov. 10, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?

#12347

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Oct. 18, 2023, 3:49 p.m.

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Gugan: I wish I was a fungi Gugan: Then I could mate with everyone! Gugan: Even without their consent!!!