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#5217

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Oct. 14, 2014, 9:20 a.m.

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// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.

#11795

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April 28, 2023, 2:15 p.m.

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Anderson: I need your eyes back on me again. Anderson: It appears that the evil screens have taken your attention.

#2762

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Jan. 7, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Mr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....

Concerning the Saturday review for the Trig test, which everyone was going to just so that they could eat donuts.

trig, giles, donuts, review, math

#7284

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March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#10141

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March 3, 2022, 3:56 p.m.

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Delaney: Why are you black?

#7644

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Oct. 10, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

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//Trying to take a survey Hammond: Have you guys figured out the puzzles? I mean, the survey link?

#11506

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Feb. 3, 2023, 4:28 p.m.

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//about the assertion, regarding open lunch proposals, that students would leave campus either way Anderson: Now, as I watch, on a ten-degree day, students sprinting across to McDonald's, I am forced to conclude that this is true.

#6068

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Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#8271

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Sept. 6, 2019, 10:55 a.m.

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Cirincione: If you're a closet Comic Sans fan, it's okay.

#2356

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Oct. 14, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Hinkle: He got arrested? That's not Gucci.