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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#12533

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Nov. 16, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Stein: I used to think that the black belt in Alabama was because it had a high African-American population. Stein: It's actually just because the soil is black and high quality. Leila: Which is why there is a high proportion of African-Americans.

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Jan. 27, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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"you're throwing around 0s as if all 0s are the same" - rose

#5856

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March 15, 2016, 1:44 p.m.

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///talking about civil war Russell: When the Confederates shelled Pearl Harbor...

#2564

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Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#7410

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April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#13143

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March 1, 2024, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.

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Feb. 20, 2012, 9:48 a.m.

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Evan: Loomis, have you seen any recent movies that you really enjoyed? Loomis: Evan, please ... I may be an elitist snob, but I do enjoy movies. Loomis: Well, depends. Did you mean from before or after the 1940s?

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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#4048

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March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.