#8840

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Dec. 18, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

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Street: You can panic next week Street: There's plenty of time for you to panic next week Street: Just don't panic just yet

#4976

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May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.

#1928

55

May 16, 2010, 3:36 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: After we take our quiz. you'll get your critical thinking papers back, so you can start rewriting them! (laughs evilly) Hannah: Your laugh sounds like lord Farquad's from Shrek.

#5410

55

March 10, 2015, 10:36 p.m.

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Stein: A lot of middle school boys think they're sexually active if a girl smiles at them. Right Tim? Timothy: Right!

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#2862

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#10237

1717

March 10, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Duval: Mr. Rose had a beautiful widow's peak. Jerry: Mr. Rose has hair?

#12460

1212

Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#12583

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#9803

46

Jan. 25, 2022, 8:32 a.m.

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Hui: I’m pretty sure technology can sense fear.