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#1361

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#11128

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Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?

#6270

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March 2, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

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//pd 1 apnsl Cirincione: Has anyone ever bought a savings bond? //silence Cirincione: What?! Telon: My name is bond Telon & James: Savings bond

#11453

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Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.

#7292

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March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*

#8612

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Sept. 15, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// after several unsuccessful attempts at conversation before class Lodal: I'll just play games on my phone until class starts... ignore you like you ignored me.

it's just one of those days man

lodal, zoom

#832

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Nov. 10, 2009, 2:37 p.m.

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Pham: Just plugs it in. You with me so far? Is there any question?

TRIPLE WHAMMY!

pham

#7668

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Oct. 23, 2018, 9:01 a.m.

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Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?

She was boiling black walnuts to extract juglone for an experiment, and there were maggots in the bag of walnuts. This was on the second attempt after the entire base of the beaker broke off on the first attempt.

sloe, maggots, bio

#8474

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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry