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#3230

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April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

#11199

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Nov. 18, 2022, 11:55 a.m.

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//Robotics Raun: I went to Farmland Elementary for a year in third grade. Travis: Is that some sort of agricultural school?

#1132

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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//While skipping dozens of slides in his eigenvalue PowerPoint Pham: Actually, eigen and eigenvalue very interesting area to study.

#455

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: You don't have to be quite as quiet outside, you just have to listen to instructions... like "LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!" That's a good one.

#9499

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:14 a.m.

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"you know the vibes. everybody was ugly in middle school." - kyei

#3596

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Sept. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m.

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//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.

#10980

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Oct. 14, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Burnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.

#4176

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Aug. 30, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.

#2453

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Oct. 29, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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//Whitacre is putting on Iron Man 2 Danderson: So is it legit this time? Whitacre: Well, you'll notice there's no shakiness, no background voices, and no Russian subtitles. Danderson: It could just be a better rip. Whitacre: Fine.  Look at the DVD. Danderson: Good label maker? //Whitacre pulls out DVD case and motions to smack

#5844

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March 7, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

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//During 1st period, there is a loud fire siren outside Student: OK, I think we're going to be doing the Pham lab today too.