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March 8, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.

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Feb. 10, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!

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Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#11174

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Nov. 16, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rivkah (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(

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April 15, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

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//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes Alan: You just killed my childhood. //Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan

#12343

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:11 p.m.

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Delaney: if you go to the gym to get swole…or whatever the kids call it…

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m.

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//A practice problem requires students to add three-digit numbers Hinkle: This is, gentlemen and ladies -- I'm sorry to say -- this is where some of that mathematician stuff comes in.

#1464

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Feb. 4, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!

#1419

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Kathryn: we need to get more balls to kick and suck!

#3108

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March 18, 2011, 10:14 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.