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#1153

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Dec. 14, 2009, 8:01 a.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, knocks on the sysop door Smith: You guys not up to no good, are you? Jacob: Nope, working on a paper. Smith: Okay, just making sure.

#9476

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#8852

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Dec. 22, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Street: I *know* that you're looking forward to doing more work for my class Street: Because it's exciting and enlightening and stuff Street: So I thought I would accommodate those wishes ...

#3459

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June 10, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Gordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?

#11218

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Nov. 22, 2022, 11:03 a.m.

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//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.

River Q. is a junior, and River C. is a senior.

sean, dhe, river

#13220

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March 20, 2024, 10:51 a.m.

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Chris Tang: we need to give you a yapature to get you to shut up

#11226

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Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

"I won't be mad if you're doing homework for another class, but I will get upset if you talk about Applebee's." He didn't actually hit Sudhish

fot, kaluta

#13379

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May 20, 2024, 7:56 a.m.

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Crowder: So if I wanted to get rid of my daughter... //later Crowder: Now, if I wanted to give my son a twin...

Teaching about the clone stamp tool in photoshop

photo, crowder

#5922

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May 6, 2016, 6:08 p.m.

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///9th period Clay. Jerbear and Favid were talking while Clay was talking Clay: Okay David, you can flirt with Jeremy later.

#9543

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Dec. 8, 2021, 8:30 a.m.

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//part of a convo about full year health requirement for underclassmen o’donovan: I don’t think sex is as big of an issue now as it was before. srihari: Yeah cuz of COVID. No ones doing anything.