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Feb. 6, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

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//talking about a lab in cell phys where we made something that is kinda like jello Sloe: Now you're going to be tempted to play with the agar Sloe: *sighs* Sloe: That's fine

#12162

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Sept. 19, 2023, 8:53 p.m.

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*doing fitch-style proofs in logic* Stephen: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FIRE

#11295

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

#3840

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Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#12303

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Oct. 12, 2023, 4:25 p.m.

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Sam: Do you like strippers, Victoria? Victoria. I love strippers, I give all my money to them

#2868

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Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??

#358

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May 27, 2009, 6:35 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.

#1165

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: Ms. Piper, Mistah Dvorsky, Mr. Ostrander...

#9893

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

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Schwartz: OIGOIG. Odd is good, odd is great! Schwartz: Corollary: Even sucks!

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Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!