#9850

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Jan. 27, 2022, 10:07 p.m.

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//Schwartz starts to say something poorly Schwartz: --rephrasing. //long pause Schwartz: ... rephrasing again, even though I didn't say anything.

#2304

1313

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#13658

22

Oct. 28, 2025, 4:23 p.m.

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// Manil, Edward, and Joyce are sitting in a two-seater on the bus. As you can probably imagine, Manil is partially (mostly) squeezed out into the aisle. Manil: My left butt cheek fell asleep.

#11782

1111

April 24, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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Kaluta: you could die. or you could explode and then die!

#13405

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:43 a.m.

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Woodward: "Collaborate, cheat, whatever you need. "

#1921

99

May 13, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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//Watching a propaganda video... Mr. Moose: "By the wise administration of the Netherlands government"? Bullsh... sugar.

#3399

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May 20, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption. Stein: Hello. Intercom: Is Richard Rice in class? Stein: Yes he is. I always enjoy having him in class and he is here now. Intercom: That's good to know. Could you send him down? Stein: Sadly, I will do so.

#13620

1012

Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#4405

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Jan. 26, 2013, 2:52 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry Pham: Alexander? Alex N.: I prefer to be called Alex. //Later Pham: Alexander? Alex M: I also prefer to be called Alex. Pham: No! You Alexander, he Alex.

#5872

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April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.