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#163

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So in sixth grade or in the womb, you know, whenever it is you guys take Algebra 1 these days. ~Mr. Rose

#10546

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May 6, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Mr. Burnell, trying to get the Promethean working and not using the Boxlight: It's not broken, it's just not working.

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#2171

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Sept. 21, 2010, 5:51 p.m.

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// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!

#2724

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Theresa: Brian is a pretty girl. Pham: What? Theresa: Have you ever seen Brian dress up as a girl? He's really pretty! Pham: ..... Theresa, what wrong with you?

#10583

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May 18, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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Diego: I shower and sleep with my clothes on.

#4071

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March 28, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//AP Lang, Isaac just got a book for someone else Mr. Horne: Isaac, did you just get a book for him? That was awfully nice. Isaac: ...MY LAST NAME IS FRIEND.

#4808

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March 24, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

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Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.

M-E was going through his old Facebook pictures so he messaged her a lot of arbitrary letters.

facebook, m-e, srp, will

#1347

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Jan. 17, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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//During the exam Whitacre: Okay, so the short answer questions and the essay prompt are gonna be up for 15 minutes, so write 'em down!  Then the visual will be up for the rest of the period. //a half hour after taking the questions down Student: What were the questions? Whitacre: I TOLD YOU TO WRITE 'EM DOWN!  I should fail you right now!

#5265

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Nov. 15, 2014, 4:55 p.m.

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//Duval is discussing with the class what the long term substitute had and hadn't gone over Duval: Ok, how about origins of life? Did you guys learn about the Miller-Urey experiment? //class murmurs in recognition Kinjal: Oh yeah! The thing with the tubes and the... Tubes!