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#1030

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:29 p.m.

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//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."

#3709

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Oct. 25, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Sebi: Whose head to I have to wax to get some HoHos around here?

#1508

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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Stein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.

#11112

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Nov. 4, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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//Watching a serious movie scene in AP World. Mr. Seat pauses the scene right before someone gets his head cut off Molemo: Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...

#8810

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Dec. 10, 2020, 4:24 p.m.

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Martinez: No one wants to talk to me Martinez: I'm alone in the world of Zoom!

#13244

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March 25, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Alan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)","sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")

i don't think you should swear and curse at waiters just bc they didn't hear you but ok (also this was a long time ago) // mod note: "ham ga tsan" according to Alan corresponds to 全家砍 in Mandarin and more literally means "cutting your whole family down"

alan, cursing

#8787

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Dec. 4, 2020, 9:49 a.m.

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Duval: Who's Mr. Poopybutthole?

#10488

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April 26, 2022, 8:55 a.m.

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Schwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!

#530

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Sept. 9, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: "I do NOT mean a state like Mexico."

#10947

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Oct. 10, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Burnell: This is either a unit we can spend 9 weeks on or 9 minutes. Burnell: Let's spend 9 minutes.