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April 30, 2024, 11:54 a.m.

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(sees phalloplasty on wiktionary) Jason Yao: Oh yeah, I need that.

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April 27, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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Bustillos: I don't believe in supernatural things. But some weird things happen when working on a movie...

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Nov. 6, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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//Starting Of Mice and Men in English class Clay: What is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Cathy: Small Clay: Rishab, what is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Rishab: Large

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:34 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: If I tried to make a salad, I would burn it.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

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Feb. 20, 2011, 3:45 p.m.

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//Tucker is wearing a box with holes for eyes Tucker: I'm psychic! OW! //he tripped over a red bin

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June 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Rose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.

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May 4, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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Anika: A lot of things are brown and sticky Noam Anika: On a hot day, *I'm* brown and sticky

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March 11, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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Rose: There are 12 kids and 12 party favors. You may think that every kid would get a party favor. Not this birthday party. Imagine a birthday party run by Stein; who knows what could happen. Some kid might get 3 party favors. Some kid might get 0. But they all get cake.

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April 25, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Random Kid: "The Life of an iPad kid is a carefree one"