#11097

1517

Nov. 2, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.

#10412

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April 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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pov schwartz teaching: "GOOD NEWS we get more opportunities to practice our series convergence tests" "BAD NEWS not every problem is doubled, oh well" "the basic comparison test, or the direct comparison test if you'd like to be a HEATHEN" "and that was an amusing plan, but a terrible one" "and this is fine, L = L/4, no problem, L = 0, NOTHING WRONG HERE" "be convinced here, stop me if you're not" *keeps going through proof* "nobody writes jokes in base 13" "there are no numbers other than zero, math is a joke, class is over" *continues teaching anyway* "CONCEPTUALLYYYYYY" five minutes before the bell rings: "WEGOT5MINUTESLETSLEARNTHEENTIRERESTOFTHEUNIT"

#11225

2323

Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#13363

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May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#4324

66

Nov. 26, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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Horne: Playing pool could come in very handy when you're in college. If you're a girl - Sabrina: You can pick up guys? Horne: Screw the guys! You can pick up their wallets!

#10150

77

March 4, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*

#9759

717

Jan. 14, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Roberts quote collection from p3 symphonic orchestra Roberts: Do you guys need an extra minute to tune? Shriyan: 10 minutes! Roberts: Shriyan get out! Leave this town! // Later Roberts: I’m so worried Shriyan: Hi so worried! “Measure 11, that’s 4 from 15. I can do math, just like how Shriyan can keep his feet on the floor!” “Imagine if you were a rapper and you name is lil sad quarter note.” “Zampa invented ghosting.”

#520

11

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: You kill enough people, they come and kill you, cut off your heads, and cheer.

#8415

2022

Dec. 9, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//ap chem, people looking at psat scores on early scores and getting loud O'donovan: Are you guys working on chemistry? You sound far too excited to be working on chemistry...

#12409

44

Oct. 27, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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// 9:25 Jacen: where is everybody? what the hell? Niklas: the bell hasn’t rung yet