#13346

315

April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#11507

911

Feb. 3, 2023, 4:29 p.m.

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//after students discuss reasons why a Tchaikovsky overture is good or bad Anderson: These reasons you came up with -- none of them are insane. Andy, quietly: Let's change that.

#4255

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

#4098

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April 22, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

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//During lunch, kids in Chemathon doing stuff... Darko: Someone please tell me something about East Asia. I'm almost done with this world thing. Mufasa: I did Europe for that.... Jinhie: Where's East Asia?

#911

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Nov. 23, 2009, 1:16 p.m.

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//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!

#813

33

Nov. 6, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!

#1128

1616

Dec. 10, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"

#10286

28

March 16, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: So consanguineous means kept within the family. Andy: Sweet home alabamaaaa!!!

#9182

44

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:25 p.m.

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// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.

#5635

57

Nov. 11, 2015, 5:20 p.m.

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//Half day for middle school, on the activity bus Wensen: This bus is too quiet. --- Wensen: You never realize how loud middle schoolers are until they don't exist.