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#6780

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate

#7389

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April 11, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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Klein: I will not allow my class to devolve into discussions of panda sex!!!

#1696

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March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!

#10418

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April 5, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Subayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!

#9587

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Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#11110

1010

Nov. 4, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I am stuck at equilibrium. O'Donovan: I grade papers, more papers come in. O'Donovan: I cannot go to completion!

#13056

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Feb. 14, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Mrs. Appino:*listing words that rhyme with Blue* You, grew, new, Jew... be careful with that one.

#6077

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Oct. 28, 2016, 1:45 p.m.

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In Whitacre's Comparative Religion Class **Whitacre walks out of the room momentarily** Sambuddha: So, how many of you like the idea of freedom? Luc: Go f--- yourself.

#8375

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Nov. 1, 2019, 9:35 a.m.

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Horne: That's my new mantra I'll just look at Bob Ross and say Thoroughbred Thoroughbred

Horne was fed up with the class by this point

horne

#11476

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Jan. 30, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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// Software design Foster: Don't write code that's so complex nobody else can understand it. Student: Doesn't that guarantee job security?

//mod note: to debug code, you must be cleverer than the cleverness used to write it, so if you write code as cleverly as possible, you cannot debug it

foster, software_design