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⚐ ReportPham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."
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⚐ ReportFairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??
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⚐ ReportRose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...
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⚐ ReportRose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?
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⚐ Report//APCS //Gonzalez is teaching students about classes Gonzalez: What variables would the people class have? John: Boolean gender