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⚐ ReportWoodward: We have some extra time, you should use it to study Woodward: Or don't, I'm not the boss of you Woodward: Well, I guess I kind of am...
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⚐ ReportSloe: If you go to medical school you can get your own cadaver Sloe: And you can name him... Abra Abra cadaver
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⚐ Report//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.
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⚐ Report//After having a tangent about Mr. Pham and trying to get back on topic Bosse: We can talk about Mr. Pham for all the rest of the year; he's a very interesting case study.
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⚐ Report//Walking to class at Wallops, Shyaer points out that the drawstring of his sweatpants is really long. Ben: Shyaer, not only does your outfit repel ticks, but it repels women.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So if anyone wants to be immortal, once again, don't break open those thermometers and start drinking. Ten years ago, or something like that, kids were breaking the thermometers in the science labs and they closed the school down because they had to have the HazMat come to school and clean it up. It's not a good thing. But then I remember when I was in grade school, somebody brought mercury in as a science project and put it on a piece of board and rolled it around and it's like, "Let's get closer to smell the fumes, it's nice stuff!" See, and yet nobody cared about this; it's like "kids are our future" and all that kind of crap. Remember those [catchphrases]? When I was a little kid it's like "Drive cautiously, don't strike our kids, they're matchless". You know, and it's like the kids are the future, and it's like, did you ever wonder about when that is over, when you're no longer the future, like what age that is? When you become just another piece of baggage on the planet that we need to figure out what to do with? It's like "oh, you have so much potential" and then you're like "Who are you, why are you here?" I'm still trying to figure out what that age is. I think you're all past it, by the way, you knew you'd have it or "uh oh". Join the ever lengthening line of "I could've been great."
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⚐ Report//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny
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⚐ ReportAurelia: WIFE!!!! Jack: That’s going on blairbash I’ll have you know Aurelia: In women’s history month too