#10908

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Oct. 3, 2022, 8 a.m.

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// kwu malding about how easy to understand a presentation is Justin: ohh so its a donut Kwu: Yes, you just mod out the complex plane by a parallelogram

#13713

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Jan. 16, 2026, 5:17 p.m.

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Charles: Some of y'all parents be askin' why my kid short when they're like [super short] Charles: If your parents are short, you gon' be short // McMahon walks in McMahon: Unless your dad's actually the mailman

#2918

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Rose: Okay, you guys follow? This is like math, right?

#512

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: Do you remember your question? Lockwood: Something about the mentors... Jacob: Dementors? Lockwood: *The* mentor. Louis: They may be the same thing.

#1078

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Dec. 8, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Jacob: Hi, Mr. Curran! Mr. Curran: Man, I see this kid everywhere!

#5724

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Jan. 4, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Period 2 Precal Giles: We can either have a relaxed class where we get tests back and work on our homework, or a class where we learn an annoying new topic. I vote for the first. Giles: It's highly likely that Ben doesn't even realize that there is a final exam, and also highly likely that Patrick and Kennedy have already finished the packet.

#2375

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Oct. 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m.

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Roth: I have to sneeze. //Goes in the hall and sneezes very loudly Roth: I'm derivative. I mean, I'm delirious. I mean, I'm allergic to derivatives.

#1083

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.

#9277

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Nov. 5, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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// lodal shows the garfield eats documentary to ess Lodal: This guy can't even spell his name right. Lodal: Here's the thing. Do I want this to be a real thing, or do I just want this to be an elaborate internet joke? Lodal: I torrented his book, since there's absolutely no way I'm giving this guy money. Lodal: Let's make this clear: Garfield is a garbage comic. Have you ever sat down and read any of it? It is the *lowest of lows*. Lodal: We should have done this at the end of class, but we're not, because I hate you.

#12971

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Feb. 2, 2024, 4:07 p.m.

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//Katz stood at the side of the room for the entire first three class periods, but not today Dylan, noticing Katz: You're sitting down?! Hinkle: Hey, it's okay. He's allowed to be normal.