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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So the henna means you're married? Why did you get married! Manisha: No, it doesn't count! It wears off in a few weeks anyways. Whitacre: So does marriage...
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⚐ ReportSmrek: I would be a great hippie. I love tie-dye. I have a ton and a half of tie-dye shirts. Student, later: You could have been a hippie when you were growing up. Smrek: Hippies weren't around much then -- just how old do you think I am?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The key to cross sections is that the topic's awful. Schwartz: It's obnoxious. Schwartz: I got a shape because why not, I'm allowed to, I say so.
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⚐ ReportStein: Don't stand in the middle of the road. The only things in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadilla [sic].
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⚐ Report//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.
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⚐ ReportPaul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?