#1503

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

#8571

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March 19, 2020, 2:03 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Ok, so who's brave enough to volunteer? Various members of the orchestra: AREEEEEEEEB Ms. Roberts: Reave Aleeb alone! Various members of the orchestra: ALEEEEEEEEB

#7731

418

Nov. 14, 2018, 9:54 a.m.

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//AP Music theory, playing chords at A=440 and A=450 Ms HC: Stay quiet and wait for the pain! //a minute or two later Ms HC: So it's at 440 what? Class: Hertz Aaron: It does.

#4269

1618

Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#2735

2123

Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.

#13089

810

Feb. 16, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Rose: You don't look at other people's names on the seating chart? Sai: No. I'm very narcissistic and selfish. Rose: There's a bit of a difference between selfish and self-centered Sai: yes but they come in a package //later Rose: I'm losing my voice Sai: Then go find it. Rose: More zingers from Sai!

#10595

1616

May 19, 2022, 10:59 p.m.

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(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)

#4043

77

March 16, 2012, 12:59 p.m.

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Fowler: Has anyone seen David Kaufman? Or Philip? Student: I heard they're with Mr. Pham. Student 2: Mr. Fowler! You can't let them walk all over you like that! Fowler: Oh I know, I can't let David intimidate me with his muscles.

#12914

68

Jan. 30, 2024, 10:09 a.m.

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Glenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*

#11182

44

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:35 a.m.

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Bramble: Glad to see you're all in fine fettle. Bramble: Not that I've ever heard of fettle that isn't fine. Bramble: I'm not sure I'd recognise a fettle if I saw one.