#1747

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April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#2026

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Aug. 31, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Stein: You can be mean to each other, I don't care.

#8762

77

Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.

#10234

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March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student

#325

11

May 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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"Interstate Commerce Act, the sexiest law ever!" -- Ms. Manuel

#2817

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

#7404

77

April 12, 2018, 9:56 p.m.

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//Discrete math, beginning of quarter 4. Rose: MCPS has a goal of giving every student an A, and I subvert this by giving very hard tests.

#12858

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.

#12981

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Feb. 5, 2024, 12:50 p.m.

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// explaining what HTML stands for Sahu: Hyper means like... more. Like if you're hyperactive you're more active. Or if you're hyperionic you have... more ions?? Sahu: Text means... well it's text, you write it.

#7238

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Feb. 16, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

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//Stat pd7 Stein: ... So in this case, we're able to explain 43% of the error! Schwartz: If you can explain 43%, MCPS will give you a 50.