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⚐ ReportStein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*
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⚐ Report////Nick had just given Simon 5 bucks to buy lunch. Simon goes to lunch line and comes back Simon: So it turns out my parents put 500 dollars into my account.
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⚐ ReportDuval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.
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⚐ ReportStudent: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Everyone has to come to terms with the fact that their squat form is sh*t.
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⚐ Report//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.
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⚐ Report// staged limits argument rose: "the limit as x --> 2 of 3x -1 = 5" alex j: "what does that mean?" rose: "as we get REALLY close to 2, this gets REALLY close to 5!" alex: "how close?" rose: "as close as you want." alex: "within a tenth?" rose: "yes. one thirtieth." alex: "within a hundr-" rose: "wait stop! i win."
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⚐ ReportStudent: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.