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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of sleep...like the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?
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⚐ Report//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand
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⚐ Report//talking to the freshmen Hammond: So if dachshunds are hot dogs, corgis are the Polish kielbasa of dogs.
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⚐ Report//chaotic veena anthology, october 13 "I miss being in middle school" "in middle school the 6th graders were called sixies, the 7th graders were called sevies" "Sometimes they called the 8th graders AIDS but nobody really did that" "sixie sounds so much better than freshie" "freshie sounds like a toilet paper brand"
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⚐ ReportJosephine: You know how we have online Health because it's a BS class? *nods* Josephine: Well MIT has English as an online class.
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⚐ ReportTeacher: Ittai, go sit down! //Ittai backs into the corner...and sits in the swivel chair Class: Sit on him! Teacher: Okay, go away! (gets him out of chair, tells a story) Ittai (has written stuff on the board in the meantime): So, are these lines parallel? Well, if - Teacher: I took you down once, now I have to do it again?!? If I do this time, you're not getting back up!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Here's how Mr Schwartz does transitions: We've done this thing; now we're doing this other thing. Schwartz: Transitions! Awesome! Done!
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⚐ Report//talking about burials of leaders Whitacre: $10,000 to put a guy in a hollow stick and bury it! Just use a baggy! You use zip lock, you're like, "I just saved $9,996, I'm going somewhere!"