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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#7709

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Nov. 7, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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//Steven has a snickers bar Steven: If I open this, Ryan Tse will blow up Allison: I don't think he'll blow up unless you kiss him

#8858

44

Jan. 4, 2021, 4:54 p.m.

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Kirk: r_1 is the principal root Kirk: Because positivity rocks! Kirk: We're learning life lessons in math class here

#796

519

Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?

#1050

88

Dec. 4, 2009, 2:31 p.m.

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//students come around to collect cans for the food drive Mr. Rose: Yea, guys, you need to bring in some cans, if you live in Potomac, double.

#1841

1616

April 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O

#8735

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

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//stein's hair is super short Ishaan: Mr Stein, did you get a hair cut? Stein: I got them all cut.

#8809

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Dec. 10, 2020, 2:58 p.m.

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*Mrs. O'Connor shows a number of period top-hats and bonnets in her garage* Sam: "It looks like you murdered an 18th century dinner party..." *Pauses* Sam: "...and stole their hats."

#11392

1515

Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#724

22

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//talking about the Ten Commandments Whitacre: Wasn't there something about coveting thy neighbor's ass and all that stuff?