#3794

1313

Nov. 18, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.

#10005

48

Feb. 16, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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Ace: Wait what is the derivative of cosine again?

#8636

2424

Oct. 6, 2020, 3:22 p.m.

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// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.

#7679

1012

Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?

#11129

-816

Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: What's a purposeless Asian? Sean: One that doesn't become a doctor or a lawyer.

#10080

15

Feb. 24, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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//bringing up technique for diffeq problem Schwartz: This is one of those things that we learned in the last five minutes.

#794

77

Nov. 3, 2009, 10:29 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen in the back, let's have more econ work and less talkin' about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

#9397

1313

Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#1716

33

March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?

#9389

3638

Nov. 17, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Stephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too