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March 8, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.

#7847

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Jan. 8, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

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// Period 2 Analysis 1 Schwartz: A rose by any other name... Schwartz: An integral by any other symbol... Schwartz: Take a moment to mourn for what Shakespeare could have been!

#5372

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Feb. 2, 2015, 4:46 p.m.

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Adam: You see, it's a fair trade. Girls get breasts and guys get breast pockets.

#5762

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Feb. 1, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

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// first day of AChem, 3:17 PM Pham: Hey! Before you guy all leave, let me take attendance.

#551

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*

#13078

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Feb. 15, 2024, 2:29 p.m.

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// Scioly Detector Building, where you find the concentration of a salt solution with a device you built Jerry Song: Didn't Sophia use her tongue?

#13438

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Sept. 8, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "I have a 3 pm emotional support pickle every day."

MCYO K! rehearsal, lunchtime during an early-season intensive.

pickles, smolen

#699

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Oct. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m.

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//after seeing a yo-yo "defy all laws of physics" by changing directions in midair. Alex Contreras: Hacks! There's a STRING!

#6146

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Jan. 4, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

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//Kevin is eating a sandwich during 8th period Smith Smith: Kevin! Please put that lunch away! I have a strict rule against eating lunch in this room because the lunch's delicious smells is welcoming rodents and vermin to this classroom. Then, our overseers clean the room and slaughter those animals. Kevin, I'm sure you didn't mean to slaughter mice?

#8618

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Sept. 22, 2020, 2:30 p.m.

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//logic, reading through Euclid Rose: the whole is greater than the part. Rose: this is deep. It's like an innovation period.