#12381

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Oct. 23, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Adithi: can i stick my fingers into the holes of your sweater?

#10539

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May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#4439

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Feb. 14, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

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Ravilious: What are the most important inventions in history? Person 1: Printing press. Person 2: Gunpowder. Adrianne : Calculus.

#9813

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Jan. 25, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Rose: We use the straights to conquer the curvy!

#3335

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May 10, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party, and why [Teacher] won't give the underclassmen one: Teacher: I once had sophomores over. They spent the whole time playing duck-duck-goose. The seniors... they try to find a place in the woods. Theresa: To play duck-duck-goose? Teacher: They're playing duck-duck SOMETHING...

#3653

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Oct. 7, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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//Rose asks Hannah a math question, and she grumbles Rose: Wait, so is that a yes or a no?? Hannah: Well, I was going to say yes, but then I became unsure... Rose: See, that's like, double bad, cause you're just letting other people around you sway you. I'm gonna send drug dealers to your house... cuz, you know, they can just get you to do anything...

#7211

99

Feb. 9, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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Stein: I would go into a rainforest, arouse an iguana, and then measure their dewlap. If the dewlap is at least 30 cm long, then I will kidnap it.

#13518

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Dec. 9, 2024, 7:38 a.m.

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//7:35 am Alyssa: Wait…I don’t want to be here

#8597

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:25 a.m.

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//Adv ESS Zoom Call //Talking about chat functions in Zoom Lodal: You guys shouldn't be able to privately message each other but if you want to make sarcastic comments, I actually have a separate place for that!

#884

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:10 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.