Random Quotes
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⚐ ReportRose: Someone's gotta be the Noam Aviv of Period 9. Maybe all together you can approach his... amazingness. That was a little bit of a joke.
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⚐ ReportPham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!
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⚐ ReportHaddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's
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⚐ ReportMr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”
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⚐ ReportRose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!
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⚐ Report//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.