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#11303

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Dec. 9, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Lodal: I just want to let you guys know, if I die in this classroom, and one of you knows how to reanimate my corpse, you're welcome to do that.

#13312

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April 17, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Mr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”

#4616

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Oct. 11, 2013, 4:02 p.m.

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Anybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."

#3735

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Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#13306

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April 17, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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// SMOB video, Sami Saeed talks about what he did the past year Grace: Narcissist!

#5653

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Nov. 20, 2015, 3:49 p.m.

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//Taking a mini-quiz in R&E. Naveen raises his hand, and Mr. Street walks over to him. Naveen: What's a 'transit'? Street: Good question. (walks away)

#12278

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Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#12815

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Jan. 4, 2024, 8:38 a.m.

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// Gabaree talks about JFK cheating Sky: If I were JFK I would have cheated too Sky: Jackie Kennedy lowkey kind of ugly

"i approve of that being under my name, because she was ugly, and he lived a short life so he should have cheated while he could"

apgov, cheating, kennedy, sky, gabaree

#8999

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Feb. 11, 2021, 3:15 p.m.

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Kirk: Log problems *are* evil, but also kinda fun.

#9922

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Feb. 7, 2022, 8:46 a.m.

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//Describing polynomial long division to solve an indefinite integral. Schwartz: And then there's the divisor... dividend? Divisor? I always get this stuff mixed up. Schwartz: It's the part that's not in the fraction anymore... Class: The quotient! Schwartz: Ah, yes! The quotient!