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Dec. 24, 2023, 3:05 p.m.

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Ryan: Why does the pope have no face?

#557

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Sept. 23, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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//passing Jacob in the hallway, realizing for the first time that he is not Ozzie Mr. Freeman: Yes, I know that's not you.

#2183

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Sept. 23, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Rose: I have this 9th grader...do you know him? Alex Bourzutschky, he's hot shit //later Rose: I...mean he's SMART

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#7148

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:55 a.m.

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Noah: Mitch McConnell... he's so cute!

#10332

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March 23, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Armand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.

#3371

1818

May 16, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

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//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!

#10601

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May 23, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Rao: Jerry are you done? Jerry Song: No…? Rao: Maybe this class is moving too slowly if you forgot to do this assignment.

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Jan. 25, 2022, 8:32 a.m.

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Hui: I’m pretty sure technology can sense fear.

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May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!