#11192

1214

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: Alright, giggle boys, you're not giggling together, which is good - but remember, each person gets their own fidget toy, we don't throw them or pass them back or anything Giggle boys: *sheepishly return toys* Entire class: awwww Rose: Being a parent has made me such a better teacher.

#12709

99

Dec. 12, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Jamie: if you're David Katz Jr. then you would be David Kittens

#2491

99

Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#4795

-311

March 13, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

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Kusal: I don't consider girls as hot, I consider them as pretty.

#2749

1010

Jan. 4, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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Teacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.

#10411

1717

April 4, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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Rao: Wouldn't it be nice if all of your problems are resolved by summer? Class: They are.

#3255

1111

April 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs

#6029

-513

Sept. 19, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

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Seoyoung: "You were at SPX!" Loann: "Yeah, I saw you but I didn't say anything cause it was kind of awkward!" Seoyoung: "Same!"

#12070

1214

Sept. 7, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Adithi: Why did the earth blush? Adithi: because it saw the climate changing.

#13119

55

Feb. 23, 2024, 7:47 a.m.

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Manil: Jeremy is [redacted] us in a good way