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#787

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Oct. 30, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//talking about car accidents Joseph: And you've never hit a flatbed trailer since, right? Duval: Nope. //mentions another car accident she was involved in Duval: So another time I got T-boned. Joseph: So this one wasn't your fault? //long awkward pause Joseph: Oh.

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#10212

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March 9, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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// Concert orchestra Roberts: The tip! The tipppppp! Get away from the tippppp! // Later Roberts: We can play it from behind! // Class starts giggling

#13703

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Dec. 17, 2025, 2:45 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 AP Gov Grace: Wasn't Trump friends with Epstein? Ezra: Yes, for a long period of time. Grace: But didn't they start opping eachother? Ezra: Yes, but this isn't relavant. Grace: Yes it is! Ezra: How is it relavant? Grace: I don't know.

#7916

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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Sloe: Connor reminds me of Erik Lodal. Connor: *expression of confusion on hearing his name mentioned* Sloe: See? Look at that micro-expression!

#7118

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Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?

#453

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June 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: x = -1... We can kill this guy! We can kill this guy too!

#11846

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May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!

#11566

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Feb. 14, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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// reviewing sports stat models Stein: Everything here is great, except that it's bad

#10516

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April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.