#11098

1414

Nov. 2, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: You need Tinu for blairhacks? Kaluta: Well, he is kind of a hack.

#2488

1115

Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#12503

911

Nov. 10, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.

#10287

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Ace: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.

#9978

614

Feb. 11, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Rao: Can you guys keep your mouths closed until the end of the presentation? Rao: It's the end of the week and my patience is running low.

#9844

3333

Jan. 27, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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Cuadrado: when I lived in Europe I played tennis with this lady named Jean. She was really good, like 'wow' good. Cuadrado: she's dead now

#8093

210218

April 8, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.

#3469

1414

June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#6391

211227

April 23, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

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//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia

#12135

44

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime