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Dec. 5, 2013, 2:55 p.m.

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Whitacre: Does it have to be politically correct? This is my class, what do you think.

#9870

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.

#6504

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June 7, 2017, 10:12 p.m.

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//Talking to Cuadrado about KFC, leads into chicken in general Peter: Hey Sra. Cuadrado, have you ever had Chick-fil-A? Cuadrado: Have I ever had Chipotle? Never. I don't like that stuff.

#6120

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Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter

#8190

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May 28, 2019, 2:56 a.m.

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//Senior beach week //Grace has been upstairs, silent, and on her phone for the last 2 hours //Grace sneezes William: A rare auditory signal.

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May 29, 2015, 12:33 p.m.

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//Chem R&E Presentations //Block A /Teachers giving feedback. Street goes first. Street: I just want to pick on Ben for not having a tie. Pham: I know, right! His voice so soft it put me to sleep! Street: Huh?

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#13543

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Jan. 23, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Rose: wake her up! Rose: with a swift kick Rose: to the face

#639

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: Was Harry Potter drafted? Student: He could've moved to Canadia.

#9442

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Nov. 29, 2021, 5:02 p.m.

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//as students do assignment on binary trees Foster: Make sure to channel your inner Lorax. Speak for the trees! The real and the digital!