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⚐ Report//Pd 2 AoA, Wright is using ClassDojo's random student selector, Marc and Mark are in the class Wright: Marc, could you answer number 10 please? //No one answers Marc: Which Mark? Wright: What's the answer number 10? Mark: There are two Marcs in this class. Wright: Well there's only one Marc on ClassDojo. This may be a problem. Colin: How is it spelled? Wright: Well I don't know that one. Colin: Are they spelled with a K or a C? Wright: I don't know... you know what, I'll pick someone else...
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m like in the top 0.1% of math teachers and I’m still kinda dumb. Patrick: Mr. Rose I believe you’re in the top 0.1% of humblest teachers too
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⚐ Report//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.
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⚐ ReportEmily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants
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⚐ Report//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.