#13406

1616

Aug. 28, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Ostrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."

#9655

3434

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.

#11130

55

Nov. 10, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?

#3075

1010

March 12, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.

#11341

88

Dec. 20, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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O'Donovan: The more we learn, the less we understand.

#9546

68

Dec. 8, 2021, 9:02 a.m.

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Student: Wait, is this due next class? Student: Yay, I can procrastinate! Schwartz: No. Student: NOOOOO

#4604

44

Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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Freeman: Sometimes Dubai is called the Las Vegas of the UAE. People would be like, "Yo Rashid, look at me up on this Bentley!"

#8390

3032

Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

#499

2022

July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#10221

810

March 9, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

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Sahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!