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#10043

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Feb. 22, 2022, 11:37 a.m.

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Duval: I don't want to see you guys without skin.

#9631

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Dec. 16, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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//on dad jokes Rose: They’re an art form

#1913

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May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#3106

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March 18, 2011, 10:21 a.m.

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//overheard in R&E Random magnet freshman: Pseudo-Arbitrarily! Omar Ahsan! This kid!

#11673

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March 13, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Those shakespearean sonnets, they just talk about love or whatever. That crap doesn’t even exist. We’re taking about math here!

Explaining why combinatorial proofs are the highest form of literature //mod note: cf "Scooping the Loop Snooper" by Geoffrey K. Pullum

rose

#12499

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Nov. 10, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Hannah You: I have analysis, which prepares for calc... Smolen: Thank you for calling it analysis and not "anal".

#372

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May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.

#5408

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March 6, 2015, 11:53 a.m.

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//Block B Chem Pham: Oh, what your new computer science teacher name again? Class: Navarro. Pham: That right, Morado. I used to his old name, Flower. That what he is. Flower.

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

-Ben is bad at throwing umbrella pieces -Ben also explained it was very hard to get the umbrella's shaft back in the hole after it broke

umbrella, courtney, ben

#7050

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Dec. 16, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

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//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.