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⚐ Report//start of Bio Sean: Are we just doing board games again today? Delaney: It's not "just board games". It's community-building!
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⚐ ReportCrystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...
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⚐ Report//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.
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⚐ ReportJames Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.
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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.
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⚐ ReportSC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure? It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?
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⚐ Report//Math Phys presentation, someone says a fact almost correctly, but accidentally makes someone 100 years older. Schafer: Try that again. He may be old, but Methuselah he ain't.