#1841

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April 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O

#12834

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:29 p.m.

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Eric: I want to take Math Phys, but I still have a PE requirement. Eric: I should be able to replace Math Phys Study Hall with PE. Eric: PE and Math Phys Study Hall are basically the same class anyway.

#6336

46

March 23, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

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Justin: White girls are like calcium hydroxide! Seoyoung: What. Justin: They're both basic. Seoyoung: White girls don't even dissolve in water! Justin: Doesn't everything dissolve in water? Seoyoung: .

#10305

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March 18, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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Jerry: *points to squirrel* bird of paradise. Andy: heheheehehhhhahahaha, nuts!

#2424

88

Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#10488

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April 26, 2022, 8:55 a.m.

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Schwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!

#8293

1115

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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James: The two weeks leading up to school, I always have nightmares about missing homework assignments.

#9966

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#1352

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:21 p.m.

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Moose (reading from the Bible): ...it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Student: Is it hard for a camel to go through the eye of a needle?