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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!

#5728

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Jan. 6, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Discussing teacher permission for the Math Phys field trip, which is on the first week of 2nd semester: Schafer: ...after I give you the form, you talk to as many of your 2nd semester teachers as possible...science teachers, band teachers...Stein teachers.

#3609

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Sept. 26, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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Stein: There once was a strange man from Tennessee, Who ended his limericks on line three. Math is hard.

#7812

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Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!

#5854

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March 14, 2016, 10:34 p.m.

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//Are you Smarter Than a Blazer? Science edition Host: What is the value of acceleration on Earth's surface? Roxy: (buzzes) Uhhh...the velocity!

#12342

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Oct. 18, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Hart: How many search windows do you have on your phone? Hart: I have 170.

#7766

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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//Sloe Period 2 Biology //Students are about to do a lab Sloe: Now, no talking about sex, drugs, rock and roll, videogames, or math.

#12174

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Sept. 21, 2023, 8:02 a.m.

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Andy: I'm fighting for my fucking life. Jerry Song: You're losing your virginity?

#695

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:59 p.m.

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//talking about prioritizing Whitacre: I can only do like 10 things at most, then I need to start prioritizing. You really need to decide where you can take a loss. Some people think they can't, and then it's like they're spinning plates and as the walk on down, they're gonna fall!

#12743

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Eric: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Jason: ??????? Jason: ...because 7 is greater than 6? Jason: Wait why??