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Dec. 7, 2020, 2:07 p.m.

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Lidz: Schwartz has young person vibes when he interacts with technology. Rose has old person vibes when he interacts with technology.

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April 18, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

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Daniel: Can I watch you rip your pants off again? Henok: Only the first time's free.

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May 9, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.

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March 11, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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Kirk: We have ten sections to get through today ... if we don't, that's okay. Kirk: That's the beauty of Functions. There's just always more.

#2100

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Sept. 13, 2010, 8:13 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.

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May 13, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Burger: So it's the end of an era. Ms. Roberts: I know right?

#1058

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"

#12825

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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// Would you rather game Burnell: You would rather torture a person than an animal? Ace: Yes, because they're my enemy!