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#9276

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Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

#10886

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Sept. 28, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.

#2605

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Nov. 24, 2010, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: Why is it so hot in here? Teacher: Have you seen the girls around here?

#8688

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Oct. 23, 2020, 3:07 p.m.

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Piper: And this is the fun about mathematics: all the calculations. Piper: Some of you like all the conceptual stuff, like spending three days proving 1 = 1.

#8455

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Jan. 9, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...

last pham blairbash quote :( // ed. note: i know this is factually incorrect (he taught co2021) but what can you do

pham

#4048

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March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.

#8834

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Dec. 15, 2020, 2:02 p.m.

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// talking about the results of the invention of the plow Street: So what could you do now that you have surplus food and you don't have to have everyone focused on getting food? Student: ... you could ... feed other people ... Street: Feed other people Street: And what would they do for *me*? Student: Work for you and praise you as their god Street: [Laughter]

#9087

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April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.

#9898

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Feb. 3, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: he's in the great boxplot in the sky

#9026

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Feb. 26, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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Lodal: But I promise this is worthwhile. Lodal: Or maybe it's not.