#13252

66

April 3, 2024, 12:25 p.m.

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Andy: I had a terrible image pop in my head Andy: It's salt bae, but instead of salt it's fentanyl

#12495

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Nov. 10, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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James: can we put on infoflow Lodal: no. James: isn't that against school rules Lodal: wanna know another school rule? Lodal: I want you to be as miserable as possible Lodal: you know where that school rule comes from? James: no. Lodal: me. I'm part of the school.

#6763

99

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Traditional Chinese stories are hollow at the core, chilling, empty, a money-making technique used to rob little girls of their freedom...Chinese culture is creepy and devoid of emotion.

#764

55

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#9910

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Feb. 3, 2022, 11:39 p.m.

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// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!

#6594

1414

Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.

#10068

1721

Feb. 24, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Schwartz: I have a tank with an inflow and an outflow pipe. Give me a liquid. //Someone suggests hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: *draws HCl in the tank* Here's our tank of hydrochloric acid. Give me a particulate substance. //Class calls out suggestions and take a vote. Sprinkes and glass shards tie. Schwartz: We have a tie... So, it'll be glass sprinkles! Schwartz: Now give me an aquatic animal. //Another vote among suggestions is taken. Schwartz: I think I know which one is going to win... *"Steven Wang & Isaiah Ying" wins* (context: they both swim competitively) Schwartz: *draws human figures in the tank* Schwartz: These are magical Stevens and Isaiahs. They are not hurt by our hydrochloric acid or glass sprinkles, and they need not breathe. Their purpose is to constantly swim, perfectly mixing the glass sprinkles with the hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: This represents an everyday situation that we can use math to simulate!

#10915

88

Oct. 4, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein: There are worse addictions. Stein: You could be a drug addict.

#2920

33

Feb. 11, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Ashu: Saurav is a grown man, who can take care of himself //10 seconds later Ashu: SAURAV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

#8483

1725

Feb. 3, 2020, 1:56 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein preparing for his play Stein: Then there's a third character, called the outlier. Anika: The freak.