#10353

1416

March 25, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.

#11545

77

Feb. 9, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"

#1497

1515

Feb. 15, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Pham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.

#10485

1515

April 26, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Kyei: if you end up getting straight A's you're not procrastinating hard enough

#10378

2121

March 30, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Shriyan: So there's this guy who's happy all the time- Street: Is he high?

#5264

-1228

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

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//talking about siblings in the magnet Norton: Wow Richard I didn't know you had a sister in the magnet? Richard: Yeah of course I do Norton: I guess it's true. All Chens are related. //class laughs while agreeing with him Norton: I'm pretty sure everyone in the magnet is related to one another. Except for you Fausto. Fausto: Wait why? Norton: Well...

#10594

1616

May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#12218

77

Sept. 29, 2023, 7:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?

#3378

1313

May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...

#1217

02

Dec. 19, 2009, 9:09 a.m.

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Quinn: ...so that goes back to, one guy has a penis, one guy doesn't