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#13082

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

// mod note: Schwartz then went on a huge tangent about a better party game to play, preferably played outside of school (Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes)

among_us, the_game, amogus, schwartz, andy

#6080

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Oct. 30, 2016, 7:20 p.m.

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Mr. Subayi: The Bible says "If someone kills someone, you have the right to go and kill them first...READ THE BIBLE, IT'S IN THERE."

I actually wrote down this quote in 2014 but forgot to post it and stumbled upon it in my old papers.

subayi

#4373

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Jan. 3, 2013, 9:43 a.m.

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//George is playing a word game //The clue says: "Not too deep" Patrick Shan: Asian! George Wu: Don't be a dick!

#11564

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Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#5832

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Feb. 29, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//Talking about infinite loops Wright: You might be stuck for a while.

FOR a WHILE. It wasn't intended though

wright

#13244

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March 25, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Alan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)"，"sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")

i don't think you should swear and curse at waiters just bc they didn't hear you but ok (also this was a long time ago) // mod note: "ham ga tsan" according to Alan corresponds to 全家砍 in Mandarin and more literally means "cutting your whole family down"

alan, cursing

#7246

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Feb. 20, 2018, 9:40 a.m.

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Sloe: I have these depression slides Sloe: They're very sad.

#9768

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Jan. 14, 2022, 7:08 p.m.

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Lodal: As an American, I feel like a baddie a lot of the time.

#3325

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May 8, 2011, 5:12 p.m.

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//while taking a picture of all teams at National Science Bowl Photographer (to Blair team): On the side, could you move in please? Pham (under his breath): It so we not look fat. //later Photographer: Cross your legs in the front row! Pham (loudly): There no female first row, why they have to cross legs! //The coach of a team from Alabama turns around and gives Pham a long, dirty look //later Photographer: Smile and everyone wave at me! Pham (under his breath): Throw something at him.

#5914

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April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.