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May 20, 2021, 1:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: English is always a crime against the French language, so what else is new?



Jan. 14, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

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(Studying for ESS final at Grace's house) Rohit: Why is it called a shield volcano?....Hmm.....Ok...It has a large surface area and is very shallow Stav: Oh! Like you!



Nov. 11, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

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Norton: I took Statistics in college. I barely passed . . . Statistics is really important though.



Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

Some sudents had a "bake-off" and made cake for everyone to have.




Nov. 12, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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//Talking about a CBS CEO Noam: What a horrible human being, like, he'd vote Trump just to bring in money. I really wanna beat him. Time to get the belt. Conor: You can't beat anything. It's No Nut November



Jan. 30, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

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// Going around asking what religion everyone has Whitacre: Any Muslims? // No one raises their hand Whitacre: Well, I guess Trump's ban worked pretty well.



Feb. 20, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!



Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.

Seat grew up in Japan. He has a general dislike for American "recreation" of Japanese culture.




Feb. 12, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

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//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!



Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!