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April 3, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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Anonymous: The second worst enemy of anti-vaxxers is vaccines. The first is natural selection.

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Feb. 18, 2021, 6:50 p.m.

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Bracklinn: Charlotte's type is people who make their own yogurt

#7030

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Dec. 11, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

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Paul: Hold on people, let me update the list of dead people.

Hunger Games Problem set....

paul

#3162

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March 28, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of things that won't help you solve this problem, for example- barbecue sauce!

Stein being Stein...about some student who would always do extra work, so he'd write "barbecue sauce!" on her paper.

stein

#12084

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Sept. 8, 2023, 2:26 p.m.

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// talking about best practises of mutating object in java, console says "9999" Sahu: By changing the row to 9999 ... 9 ... Sahu: 999... 99... Sahu: 9999 ... 9? Sahu: 9999.

good morning, test subject. you have been asleep for 9... 9... 9... 9...

999, 99, 9, 9999

#1960

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May 29, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: Amir do you know any greek gods? Amir: uhhh Hermaphrodittte??

#4481

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March 19, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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Arun: How many people live in D.C.? Maria Y: 46 million.

#1222

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Dec. 19, 2009, 5:13 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos talking about this website he really likes Bustillos: It's navy blue. It's like something you would paint a child's room. It's fuzzy.

#1250

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Dec. 28, 2009, 9:59 p.m.

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//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."

#7668

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Oct. 23, 2018, 9:01 a.m.

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Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?

She was boiling black walnuts to extract juglone for an experiment, and there were maggots in the bag of walnuts. This was on the second attempt after the entire base of the beaker broke off on the first attempt.

sloe, maggots, bio