#10526

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May 3, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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// innovation period about consent Stein: Not saying no...is like failing to reject the null hypothesis.

#10128

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March 2, 2022, 4:40 p.m.

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// Talking about Schwartz Schwartz: I swim and hike. Andy: So Jesus does walk on water.

#5538

77

Sept. 18, 2015, 12:35 a.m.

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Street: Why? Well, it's less expensive to ship your drawing to China, where they have expendable slave labor as opposed to people here who make living wages making these. Or India. They have slave labor too.

#5565

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Oct. 5, 2015, 9:36 p.m.

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//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.

#10421

1414

April 6, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: Pokémon are not real! *Entire class in shock, anarchy ensues*

#5288

66

Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#6439

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May 18, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!

#10574

1313

May 13, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Hui: If I die in the emergency shower, I probably deserve it.

#12076

66

Sept. 8, 2023, 7:47 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Where's the thing, the thing that sharpens the pencil... Jerry: The pencil sharpener! I have a way with words.

#5284

1212

Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.