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#12092

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Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease

#10487

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April 26, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// Schwartz writes "Laurent" on the board Schwartz: I can't say this person's name, so I'll name them Frenchie.

#2915

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:10 p.m.

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//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.

#645

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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Whitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.

#446

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June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.

#13054

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Feb. 13, 2024, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her

#9958

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Feb. 10, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.

#10753

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Sept. 2, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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Schwartz: At time t = 3/2, we have destroyed the earth! Schwartz: Hooray!

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#3275

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April 28, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

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(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson

This was from all the way across the hallway and around a corner. And she has such a infamously loud sneeze that teachers make her raise her hand before she does.

cullen, loud, sneeze, journalism