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⚐ ReportRose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?
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⚐ Report//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.
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⚐ Report// Pd. 1 Symphonic Orchestra. Ms. Roberts is talking about vibrato. Ms. Roberts: "Width is how far you vibrate." *Class whispers to one another about amplitude.* Ms. Roberts: "Sure, the 'amplitude' of your vibrato. I don't know, I'm not a science person." // Later Ms. Roberts: "Alright, let's test it out. Experiment! I love science!"
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⚐ Report//7th Period Cirincione Daniel Schaffer: Monetary policy is where the government screws over private money. Harris: I think that manipulate is a better word there. Daniel Schaffer: Manipulating and screwing usually happen in that order.
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⚐ Report//T O O M U C H M A T H L A T E R and a fraction that spans the entire whiteboard Schwartz: So this determines whether or not the matrix is invertible Schwartz: Let's call it... Anson: The determinator! Schwartz: Okay! *few statements later* So now we have defined what a determinant is Anson: No we defined a determinator.
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⚐ Report//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: You just got to the top of Blue Ridge Mountain! You need to be like, //Pretends to step to the summit of a mountain Roberts: DUHHH, DUH DUH DUH! DUH, DUH, DOHHH!
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⚐ ReportBramble: Sometimes I hope something will fall from the sky so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Bramble: And then, yesterday, my hopes came true. Bramble: Now I'm trying to figure out what exactly I was thinking and hoping then, so I can recreate that luck. Bramble: I tried it today, and it didn't work.