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#8409

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Dec. 3, 2019, 7:22 p.m.

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//ATiES, Lodal is talking about somebody he was talking with about various bodies of water Lodal: He just didn’t strike me as the sort of person to have an intelligent conversation with.

#8688

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Oct. 23, 2020, 3:07 p.m.

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Piper: And this is the fun about mathematics: all the calculations. Piper: Some of you like all the conceptual stuff, like spending three days proving 1 = 1.

#9682

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Dec. 21, 2021, 6:22 p.m.

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Rose: Have I given you guys a compliment in the last few months? Entire class: No.

He then told us that class of 2024 was a very capable and resilient class, which was actually kind of sweet

compliment, rose

#7653

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Oct. 16, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

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//crystalline structure Lodal: Water is not solid. Water refers to ice, and the only place I would have to specify this is in a room full of magnets who are obsessed with calling each other out for being wrong.

#1787

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April 15, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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Anderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding

#3876

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.

#8276

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Sept. 10, 2019, 5:38 p.m.

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Street: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.

#392

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June 1, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Goldman: Retarded people and dogs both REALLY like me.

#10179

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March 7, 2022, 11:41 a.m.

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// Chem club, Mehul is giving lecture on capsaicin Kelin: Isn’t that like the caprisun?

#9467

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Dec. 1, 2021, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: Number 4, this one is also really easy, because freaking duh