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#7888

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Rose: You learned a lot of math this year! Some of you even learned everything you were supposed to! //later Rose: You should all be moderately proud of yourselves.

... thanks for the encouragement, Mr. Rose

math, rose

#6669

2020

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.

#2050

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#3296

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May 2, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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//Patrick and Raanan are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon on Youtube //They proceed to receive a Blue Screen of Death

#1700

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March 21, 2010, 7 p.m.

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Juan Diego (to Ms. Blitz): Since this is earth science, may I ask how on earth I got put into this SRP?

#12410

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Oct. 27, 2023, 10:05 a.m.

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*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#13604

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May 5, 2025, 12:17 p.m.

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//in stat with gaffney ethan: sai, do you like cheese? sai: yeah? i'm lactose intolerant, but yeah ethan: would you say you're a cheddophile? will: HA!

#5223

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Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.

#11612

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Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.