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#8941

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Jan. 27, 2021, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: A whole lot of *nothing* happens

#9531

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Dec. 7, 2021, 11:10 a.m.

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// period 4 analysis 2, doing a multivariable integral piety: which way do i the integration? piety: ... piety: that's technically correct grammar, right?

as the person who said this: it is... right??? //mod note: if you're yoda, i guess

grammar, analysis2

#7950

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Feb. 19, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//aoa is making a class to represent a cemetery //the data they are given is from a 19th century london cemetery full of dead kids Gonzalez: You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but this could be Washington state in a couple of years with all the anti-vaxxers...

#5254

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Norton is a long-term substitute for Ms. Duval, who normally teaches Magnet 10th-grade Biology. He said this his second-to-last day teaching the class: Norton: I haven't communicated with Ms. Duval in over a month. She probably thinks we're still doing the origin of life.

#2154

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Sept. 18, 2010, 3:27 p.m.

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//Theresa mentions outhouses Pham: You know how to making the outhouse? Dig a hole, put the water in it, and set catfish and how you call, the Asian eating it all the time, uhhh... Student: Tilapia? Pham: Tallafia! Catfish and tallafia, they are great to doing it! //He talks about how they eat poop and what farmers do when there are too many fish living in the outhouse Pham: By the way, they don't have tissue paper to wiping their butts with. What they use? Leaves. Which kind best? Student: Banana? Pham: Yes. The banana go into...okay, you guy all become vegetarian after this. Key point is, outhouse is great for industry. //continues to describe the various outhouse derivative products which are blended into pig feed

#4330

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Nov. 29, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

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Student: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.

#5265

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Nov. 15, 2014, 4:55 p.m.

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//Duval is discussing with the class what the long term substitute had and hadn't gone over Duval: Ok, how about origins of life? Did you guys learn about the Miller-Urey experiment? //class murmurs in recognition Kinjal: Oh yeah! The thing with the tubes and the... Tubes!

#947

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!

#2702

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Dec. 20, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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Student: I am a princess, and I command you to give me your sweatshirt!

In math help.

#2673

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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//Ian walks in with a funny hairdo Leah H: Does your forehead get wet?

His hair was pretty funny. It was straight out over his forehead like the brim of a hat. Unfortunately, the next day it wilted under its own weight. Its was also kinda wet that day outside.

hair