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May 23, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Katz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?

#9685

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Dec. 22, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: This video treats taking AP courses as the end-all be-all in your high school career. Schwartz: News flash: IT'S NOT. Collegeboard is a scam!

#13439

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Sept. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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William: i'm going to segregate the colors

#13238

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March 22, 2024, 2:18 p.m.

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Hart: Who wants to watch a movie when you could be making silver mirrors?

#5226

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Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.

#1631

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March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!

#1037

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Dec. 4, 2009, 4:10 a.m.

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Piper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.

#9949

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Feb. 9, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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"i like the super bowl because i like snacks. pro snacks!"

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Jan. 5, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin

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March 27, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

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Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck