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1414

Jan. 12, 2021, 2:02 p.m.

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//Rose uses the MBHS zoom schedule, which is a day behind Rose: So you're telling me this calendar that I've centered my entire life around is wrong!!??

#10176

2424

March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!

#8789

2626

Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.

#13339

1214

April 26, 2024, 7:45 a.m.

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Jason Yao: What is Armenia? Jason Yao: Like I know what it is functionally but what is it? Jason Yao: No but like the country is th- no fuck you

#10571

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May 12, 2022, 7:18 p.m.

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Duval: sweep, and I will poot!

#9432

28

Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.

#889

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

#11322

1414

Dec. 14, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Delaney: I encourage your baby-making.

#2887

68

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#8733

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!