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⚐ Report//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!
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⚐ ReportBracklinn: This assignment was just picking the right subject and then liberal application of wikihow
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⚐ Report// Learning about gender identity Bosse: What do we call someone who's attracted to members of their own sex? Student: Homo.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."
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⚐ Report//talking about the depth first search for aoa test review hallisey: it’s like diving into a swimming pool. you keep going until you reach more unvisited children.
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⚐ Report// Talking about who has broken a bone Duval: And you didn't feel any pain? Jerry Jing: Yeah I guess... Duval: Awesome! Duval: Gross, but awesome!
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⚐ Report//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.
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⚐ ReportMr.Anderson: When I was younger, I lived in Spain learning Spanish for a couple of years. There was a woman who taught me how to juggle. Student: Ooooh Mr.Anderson: ...no that wasn't a metaphor, there was a woman literally teaching me how to juggle.