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#11945

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June 6, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Andy Cui(as Queen Victoria): I don't think Churchill has made as many cultural influences such as... Angelina(quietly): Sexism. Andy: ...wearing white to weddings and Andy: She's inspired many things lakes cities mountains and even names in our class... Andy: ...such as Victor Zhu.

#4281

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Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

#6270

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March 2, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

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//pd 1 apnsl Cirincione: Has anyone ever bought a savings bond? //silence Cirincione: What?! Telon: My name is bond Telon & James: Savings bond

#13328

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April 23, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Glenn: So the first thing you have to do is open their wings up enough to impale them from the back. Glenn: You have the spread them, and I'm going to teach you how to spread them.

#11717

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March 28, 2023, 10:54 p.m.

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Lodal: A good way to remember this [formula] is uh... Lodal: grr

#1826

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April 26, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Steven: Nobody knows what "hussy" means! Teacher: Why? Because they skip straight to "whore"?

#6874

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Oct. 30, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

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//student makes fun of Mr. Charles' English Charles: Did you just make fun of my English? Well, be glad that I'm not making fun of your ugly face!

#4097

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April 22, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

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//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.

#1550

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#12121

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Sept. 14, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: So in order to pay off college bills, I took the highest job I was willing to do, which was cutting and preparing cadavers. Glenn: It paid well, mind you. // Later Glenn: Anyone that spends their life working with dead bodies is always a little bit...off.