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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#12532

35

Nov. 16, 2023, 9:06 a.m.

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// Stat presentations Diego: Sorry about that, I wrote that at 2 in the morning.

#8377

-426

Nov. 1, 2019, 6:54 p.m.

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Sam: this couch smells like anal gland

#2382

66

Oct. 20, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Ms. Abdul Rahim: If you see a mustache coming out it's because I'm on steroids! I actually want a mustache. (Pretends to twirl mustache) I could actually BE batman now.

#3105

1422

March 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

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Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!

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Feb. 21, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//Chem James: Coronavirus is good for you. It makes your immune system stronger.

#10900

810

Sept. 30, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Is benzene a molecule? Alex Liu: Is it on the elemental table?

#2840

33

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.

#6254

79

Feb. 21, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

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Matthew Shu: I look like a GLOBE!!!

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.