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#10089

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Schwartz: For large values of 2, 2+2=5

#3655

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Oct. 9, 2011, 2:32 p.m.

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// After putting off the Phys Chem test for a week... Pham (from Edline): No Test on Monday. Sorry! I can not give test on 10/10/11 by the order of Ms. Johnson.

#2639

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Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...

#368

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May 27, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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Ragan: That's called leveraging. The NSF likes that. Wei-Hwa: Economics. Do they teach that in school now? Jacob: You can learn anything in discrete math! Ragan: Good answer.

#309

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May 22, 2009, 10:21 a.m.

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// Mr. Swaney showing off his new website to the other social studies teachers Mr. Swaney: Look at my new website! Ms. Manuel: You mean the website Will Shepherdson made for you... Will: Actually, my brother made it for Mr. Swaney.

#8726

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Nov. 11, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// nashan not remembering a part from catch-22 nach: how do you not remember nash: im going to be level with you... nash: i dont remember why i dont remember

It was "Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"

nashan

#13404

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."

P1 Pchem. Beginning of the year, O'Donovan is going over the safety test, and is explaining why "tell the teacher and let them handle it" is such a common theme.

pchem, odonovan

#3897

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Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

*facepalm in her defense, it was exam week

god, amy, hannah

#525

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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"I bet you're lying! Mr. Pham is not a hippo!" -- Scott

#2828

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Sofia: Yes! I AM that way. I have to figure everything out for myself ok lets go ask for help.

This was all said in one breath, which was what made it so funny

chemistry