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Feb. 5, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

#9889

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Feb. 3, 2022, 7:38 a.m.

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Sudhish: OOHHHHH I CAN TRY MY FINAL VPN!

#10686

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June 10, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Armand: I can prove that I’m a Neanderthal.

#1470

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:57 p.m.

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Stein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."

#12642

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Dec. 4, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*

#667

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh, I hate all of you so much! *pauses* I was talking to the electrons.

#6728

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Oct. 6, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: Who knows? I personally know nothing about Wieners!

#3750

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#2701

88

Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

#11310

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Dec. 13, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein(to Carlos): Sameer what's your last name? Carlos: Lopez.