Random Quotes
#3470
111
⚐ Report// Lorenzo, Maureen and Michelle are in Maureen's kitchen. Maureen is pouring olives into a bowl. Michelle: Olive us are in the kitchen!
#9994
1919
⚐ ReportRao: I've already figured out today's wordle so I feel really superior when I watch other students do it.
#9293
020
⚐ Report//Precalc A video lesson Contreras: I really feel like you're talking over me, Mr. Kirk. Kirk: Sorry, I didn't realize I'm exercising my white privilege.
#8697
1212
⚐ ReportStreet: And I know it may be shocking to you, but we may not always get the right answer. // Later Street: I want to encourage you -- even if it's *depressing* -- I want to encourage you to look at the gradebook ... // Later Street: I mean, I coulda' *paid* you to make that mistake for me so I could demonstrate.
#13557
1212
⚐ Reportrose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.
#2245
77
⚐ ReportWhitacre: You never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer? [He] was a major serial killer, not the cereal kind you eat. This is the guy who went out and would track people down and kill 'em and put their body parts in the freezer and then, you know, have breakfast every once and a while. [Have] a nice slice of, you know, bacon and eggs, and a little human on there, yeah.
#7786
1620
⚐ Report//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!
#311
55
⚐ ReportRose: So I have this shape, and I project it this way... Hmm, kind of like a fish... I'm hungry. And then we take a plane and get all these little slices of fish... fish bread... mmm... anyway, so we were taking the volume of the fish.
#1772
44
⚐ Report//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!
#5348
3133
⚐ ReportMr. Pham: "People think that diamond last forever, that why boys buy the ring to give to all the girls, because he want relationship to last forever, but diamond don't last forever, just like the--what?--the relationship."