#753

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Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#13712

711

Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#1435

99

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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//Some magnet students are debating whether it's better to use a linear extrapolation or put an answer in definite integral form on some econ busywork. Hinkle is listening. Hinkle: You know, you guys are very interesting people.

#8997

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Feb. 10, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Duval: My word of advice is don't do millipedes

#9661

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Dec. 20, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz keeps missing dad jokes Schwartz, muttering to himself: y?? Because we need it! Schwartz: GAH

#2696

88

Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

#5289

11

Dec. 3, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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Noah: I think I'll modify it to be a little less passive-aggressive Student: So you can be more actively aggressive? Noah: I haven't decided

#2033

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:10 p.m.

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Pham: Who know flow-chaht? Come on, who know it! Students: (silence) Pham: If you know say no, if you yes say yes! Students: ???

#5886

33

April 15, 2016, 4:16 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose enters Mr. Giles' room Rose: This student you taught just won at this Olympic Birding event. He's like one of the best birders. He has to listen to bird sounds and identify them. Wait, it might be called World Series Birding? //Mr. Rose continues talking for about 5 minutes while Mr. Giles stares at him with his mouth slightly open

#11283

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Dec. 7, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander