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⚐ ReportRose: this one time we went outside for class and I looked up and this one kid was climbing on a tree 15 feet in the air! Rose: I told him to get down because if he fell I would be fired Student: shouldn't you be more concerned about his safety than being fired Rose: ehhhhhh not really, he seemed like he'd be fine
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⚐ ReportStein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?
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⚐ ReportStreet: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.
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⚐ Report//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!
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⚐ ReportStudent: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me
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⚐ Report//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.
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⚐ ReportPatrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.