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#495

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we draw a picture, step back, and do what? Steven: We get our food ready.

#12579

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Nov. 27, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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lodal: thats so w rizz

#5943

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May 19, 2016, 7:04 p.m.

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// Sysops Team Pizza Meeting // Jamie enters room Jamie: I'm technically a Sysop // shoves pizza into his mouth and leaves the room

#13713

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Jan. 16, 2026, 5:17 p.m.

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Charles: Some of y'all parents be askin' why my kid short when they're like [super short] Charles: If your parents are short, you gon' be short // McMahon walks in McMahon: Unless your dad's actually the mailman

#9103

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April 15, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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//right after a bunch of people arrived to diff eq Schwartz: We're trying to avoid infinite elbows.

#3390

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May 19, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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//Sahil and Pantrick are listening to Touhou Boss Remixes, with a person in the video Sahil: Who is this? Patrick: Ushio Reiuji, SA Stage 6 boss, she's a hell raven and she swallows the sun. Sahil: And she's dressed like a schoolgirl? Patrick: Of course, this is an anime.

#11773

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April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#5602

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Oct. 27, 2015, 6:43 p.m.

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//Talking about a question on a multiple choice test where more than one answer was valid Pham: So, I accept either. Lawrence: You didn't accept it on my paper. Pham: That because I don't like you.

#7610

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Sept. 24, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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//7th period bio with duval Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect? Duval and class: *stares* Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!

#2429

2022

Oct. 28, 2010, 1:14 a.m.

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//Gross is talking about Naturalism Doyung: Nice boots, Ms. Gross. //Gross looks at him strangely, class snickers Doyung: I said you have nice boots, I didn't know they still made the kind you're wearing. (points at her boots) Class: Ohhhh. Doyung (realizing what they thought he said): Man, you guys are sick.

Gross and the class thought Doyoung had said "boobs" instead of "boots"

gross, doyung, boobs, lang