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April 18, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Schwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans

#13260

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April 4, 2024, 2:24 p.m.

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Kai-Jin: 100% of teachers have autoplay on Kai: Have you ever seen a teacher with autoplay off?

#11434

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Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#8163

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May 14, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

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Sam: Norwegians don´t have wings! Yash: Oh really, have you even met a Norwegian before?

#6836

66

Oct. 24, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of sleep...like the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?

#1092

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#4357

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Dec. 18, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Cathy is helping debug Sarah's program in ADSB Cathy: I think your problem is that the condition for one of your if statements is flipped. Sarah: Oh I know! I probably flipped one of those equal sign thingies!

#8346

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#2718

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Dec. 22, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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JHyun: So did you get a eleee...four on your WOOT test? Bob: Shut up, I got a five.

#5619

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Nov. 5, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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//Logic, Fus makes an announcement about fire alarm testing Fus: ...There is maintenance in the building, so please ignore the fire alarms should they sound. People Murmuring: What if there's a real fire? Rose: Great, time for arson.