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#6092

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Nov. 10, 2016, 8:50 a.m.

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// Stein talking about the modelling project after the election Stein: You guys did a great job: programming was great, communications was great, data was great, except for commas. And if we're still having elections in 4 years, we'll do it again.

#8785

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Dec. 3, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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Kirk: Now we're just seconds away Kirk: We are *milliseconds* away Kirk: I guess we're milliseconds away from everything in our lives Kirk: Just different amounts of milliseconds

#5230

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Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

This entire dialogue was translated from French.

french, ari

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.

It was actually just a device to help him shuffle papers better

world, mogge, ap

#7830

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Jan. 3, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: So you see this box right here Rose: I call it the happy box. Rose: I've tried to edit the hyperbola page so many times to add that in that I've been blocked

#6646

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#8164

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May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose

#1783

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April 15, 2010, 2:27 p.m.

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//hinkle, on school systems Hinkle: If it's good, it's positive. If it's bad, it's negative. So in DC...

#5356

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Jan. 13, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.

#9823

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Jan. 26, 2022, 7:56 a.m.

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“resistance. confusion. controversy.” - rose