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#11145

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Nov. 14, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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Stein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)

#10381

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March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.

#2900

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.

#2195

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Sept. 24, 2010, 5:21 p.m.

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Gross: This is why Hester can't fit into Puritan land. She's pretty, and all the other bitches are jealous.

//AP Lang pd 2 //Discussing the Scarlet Letter and how the main character doesn't fit in. Bitch.

gross, scarlet, bitches

#9820

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Jan. 25, 2022, 7:52 p.m.

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rose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."

explaining how cops use radar guns to calculate your speed

rose

#9330

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Nov. 11, 2021, 9:53 p.m.

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// in adsa for question of the day, diego says one skill he wish he had was dominating through eye contact mr kyei: “who are u planning on dominating”

#13601

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April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

he said this a while back, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED 💀

adsa, java, sahu

#618

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#12524

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Nov. 15, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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// Talking about Shakespeare's sonnets Random Kid: who's the author // Prentice and Cole proceed to mock him about it.

#11154

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Nov. 14, 2022, 2:30 p.m.

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//Part of the room in Logic is fooling around with candy Rose: What is wrong with this table?! Rose: Give me one of those fish. //Entire class explodes //Hari gives him a Swedish fish Rose: ah. mm. yeah. Rose: This is good.