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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#4180

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Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.

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April 29, 2013, 9:34 p.m.

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//Announcement to class Schafer: Remember to buy Puzzlepalooza shirts! Sankar: Will they be huge?

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Dec. 7, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#7138

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Jan. 22, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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Whitacre: you can you kill so many of your wives until people are like, "woah what's going on here?"

#13352

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May 1, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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William Roe: Is it Arduino or Ardruino? Jorgensen: it's an italian word so it doesn't matter how you say it. Jorgensen: I don't speak italian // Jorgensen says arduino in an in an italian accent with italian hands Jorgensen: that was culturally insensitive.

#296

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May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#12105

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Sept. 12, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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// Discussing Micronations Mr. Cirincione: I'm Sealandish, not British Mr. Cirincione: I'm also a lord

#8403

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Nov. 26, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!