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88

March 30, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

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Cirincione: The most requested feature was the current events. That shows that I am a responsive dictator that listens to the people.

#4616

-13

Oct. 11, 2013, 4:02 p.m.

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Anybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."

#1658

79

March 15, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!

#8891

1818

Jan. 13, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Lodal: silence, scrub

#627

33

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!

#10115

2525

March 1, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?

#13336

46

April 25, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Random Kid: "The Life of an iPad kid is a carefree one"

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2731

Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#4159

414

June 4, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

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//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!

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5155

Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...