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⚐ ReportBannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.
#6881
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⚐ ReportMichio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness
#11892
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!
#10431
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem
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⚐ Report// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.
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⚐ ReportStudent: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!
#3090
2020
⚐ Report//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.