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Dec. 12, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dr. Seuss was actually in the same graduating class as Dr. Pepper. However, Dr. Pepper had a career change and was formerly known as Sargent Pepper. Student: Yeah, he worked under Colonel Sanders.

#8817

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:25 a.m.

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Student 1: Mr. Street! You're not sharing your screen ... Street: Oh ... a student's gonna get blamed for this Street: It's [Student 2]'s fault Student 3 (text-based): #blame[Student 2]

#7538

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June 12, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Wensen: There are two types of people in this world. People that are my friends, and people that are in the way.

#11750

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April 14, 2023, 7:31 p.m.

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Andy: ap chem is an easy 5

#7941

018

Feb. 14, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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Hannah: Mr. Kaluta, do you want the tea? Kaluta: Do I want the... what?

#3817

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Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...

#8690

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Oct. 25, 2020, 5:12 p.m.

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//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!

#13322

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April 18, 2024, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.

#10476

1919

April 25, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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*Albert is discussing Japanese romance* Jason: "What's a tsundere?" Albert: "It's a girl who is hard to get." Jason: "Isn't that, like, every girl?"

#12810

11

Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."