Random Quotes
#3435
1212
⚐ Report//Puzzlepalooza 2011, Day One Teacher: Okay, so has everyone been "paloozed"? Class: Yeah! Teacher: And how do you feel now? Cy Neita: Puzzled.
#2260
2323
⚐ ReportSchafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.
#5463
1111
⚐ Report//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?
#2917
77
⚐ Report//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.
#3107
88
⚐ Report// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.
#5818
88
⚐ Report//talking to prospective freshman for magnet program about how other schools don't offer the same courses Mr.Pham: Take a look at whitman! They say they offer multivariable calculus, it not the same. Or uhh...what Dat Asian school again? Student Helper: Wooton? Mr. Pham: Oh yeah!
#13016
68
⚐ ReportRose: I guess we have to do problem 24 now. I was hoping we would run out of time.
#9997
1618
⚐ Report//Mr. Foster walks through the class with his hood up and head down. Kyei: Yo who walks in like that. Kyei: For a second, I was like "what criminal just walked into my class?"
#2774
3741
⚐ ReportJMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!
#5606
1616
⚐ Report// Street talks about cars Student: How does a car engine work? Street: Technical, or easy-to-understand? Students: Easy to understand Street: there are four steps: Suck,Squeeze, Bang, and Blow. You can interpret that in two ways...