#10627

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May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.

#6289

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March 8, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

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//After doing PTC in bio today, Kaluta in POE mentions getting a treat, but not one that's tasty Neo: I want something that tastes better than PTC. Telon: What about life? Neo: Life tastes bitter.

#6245

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Feb. 15, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

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//Pd 7 AP NSL, which is mostly magnet //Listening to a Radiolab podcast talking about the war on terrorism Podcast: ...Imagine its structure as a massive, secret Google Hangout /Entire class erupts into laughter and then tries to hush itself

#2065

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Sept. 5, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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//3D Graphics, Quinn asks to be excused Collins: Why? Quinn: To go to the guidance office Collins: Are you switching out of this class? Quinn: Yeah... Collins: No, you're not!

#10817

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Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.

#5604

04

Oct. 28, 2015, 11:35 a.m.

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Block C R&E Class: // Mr Street is checking homework Student 1: Mr Street, I didn't get the assignment. Street: This is going to be a terrible excuse, but go ahead anyway. Student 1: I,uh, wasn't here yesterday. Street: You failed. Student 2: Uh, Mr Street, I lost my paper on the bus. Someone ripped it up! Street: I don't like you anymore.

#604

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Lemme just say this about homecoming. I wanna share my experience… it’s a horrible experience.

#3376

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May 17, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.

#9687

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.

#12697

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Dec. 8, 2023, 4:15 p.m.

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Rose: Here we have a screenshot from Wikipedia. You know the presentation's getting serious when it includes a screenshot from Wikipedia.