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Oct. 2, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//talking about sets Kirk: ok can someone give me an example of a disjoint set? Anika: the number of cool people and Jeff Class: OHHHHH ROASTED

#764

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#9875

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Jan. 31, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Analyzing anti-smoking ad Rao: I see an old deformed man, but that's fine because it also fits.

#4379

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

#3715

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Unit featuring Captain Zero and Infinitus in Analysis 1B Stein: So I never really understood limits with infinity and zero until I thought of them like superhero battles. //Later Stein: You have x and e^x as x approaches infinity. They are both superheroes. But x is like, one of those wimpy superheroes, like The Thing. But e^x...e^x is like one of those superheroes that you want to take to homecoming and do that freaky dancing that all the parents get mad about.

#586

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Hopkins: Today is an Excedrin day. Do you know what Excedrin is? It's a painkiller. With caffeine!

#6372

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April 3, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

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//AP NSL, discussing things @ table Peter: I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I just got my retainers yesterday. //NSL stuff Peter: You wanna do 2 next? Stav: Sure. I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I'm just dumb

#4334

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:36 p.m.

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//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.

#8255

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June 14, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is a once in a life time opportunity, you don’t want to miss this. Sam: He couldn’t make it through that sentence with a straight face.

#9943

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:11 a.m.

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Karen: Boy you got no mothers! Jerry Song: No, I have 7.