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Dec. 6, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Losekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.

#12806

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Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#7887

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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Rose: I haven't said a non-ironic positive thing in three years!

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Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

#12819

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Jan. 4, 2024, 2:19 p.m.

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Caleb: You have a sister? Jeffrey: Yeah Caleb: How old Jeffrey: She's in junior year of college Caleb: Is she bad?

#12996

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Feb. 7, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Rose: There's a whole thing on AP calculus on how to deal with students with tattoos of math facts Yongle: cut their arm off

#2824

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#8486

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Feb. 4, 2020, 9:29 a.m.

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//srp, infoflow is on, talking about blair boys basketball losing Someone: They lost to Blake? Someone: Like where even is that?

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April 26, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Steven: Nobody knows what "hussy" means! Teacher: Why? Because they skip straight to "whore"?