#12677

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Stop talking. Dylan: I don't know how! O'Donovan: I can go get some duct tape...

#378

88

May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

#12032

88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#7456

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April 30, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

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Student: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?

#2219

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Sept. 28, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//about city-states Whitacre: Each and every one of these is considered the center of the universe.

#7204

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Feb. 6, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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Pham: If I staying up until 4, am I studying? No! If I staying up until 4, I playing game!

#10078

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Feb. 24, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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// People are talking about how they did on the Rose quiz Rao: Can you guys stop talking about math? Rao: Either you guys failed the test or you didn't.

#1076

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

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Pham: If you want be lazy bum and do nothing, doing the teaching! Why you guy laughing? It true!

#3154

55

March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!

#2485

1010

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Where is Shirley? He got my blowtorch and he ran away!