#9270

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Nov. 5, 2021, 7:59 a.m.

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Delaney: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. You can remember this with "King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti". Delaney: There's another version of this where you could replace that last word. Starts with an S, ends with "ex". Class: *silence, distant crickets*

#2124

00

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:14 p.m.

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Freeman: Tom here is like the KFC commercial. "It's good!"

#11408

1919

Jan. 11, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Smolen(to Ricky): For someone so smart, I've never met someone so unaware of what's going on. // Later Smolen: Ricky, I'm concerned when you learn how to drive because I'll have to share the road with you.

#10641

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May 31, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?

#10373

66

March 30, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: if only my children would sleep.

#1322

66

Jan. 14, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!

#3297

22

May 2, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.

#9820

79

Jan. 25, 2022, 7:52 p.m.

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rose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."

#499

2022

July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#11128

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Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?