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#8751

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Nov. 16, 2020, 1:03 p.m.

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Kirk: Everything was learned in 3rd grade Kirk: And then you showed up to Functions

#1040

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.

obviously taken from Nike

pham

#12604

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Nov. 29, 2023, 11:01 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: do you guys call Mr. Sahu Vicky S?

#643

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.

#8288

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Sept. 16, 2019, 7:31 p.m.

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Cauley: Let's say I have a boyfriend. So my boyfriend- my girlfriend- my boyfriend- my boy- my boyfriend- my boyfriend who is a girl-

it was in that assembly where they talk about how grades are important for college and stuff

cauley

#10842

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Sept. 19, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: I asked some students to figure out why [a method of deriving the equation of a plane] works and tell me. Which they did. It was great. Schwartz: They explained it in 3-4 different ways, including one of them who described it with Hilbert's Nullstellensatz. Which is ridiculous. Schwartz: I'm not going to explain it that way, because I don't understand it myself without looking up the details of the Nullstellensatz.

#691

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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//talking about burials of leaders Whitacre: $10,000 to put a guy in a hollow stick and bury it! Just use a baggy! You use zip lock, you're like, "I just saved $9,996, I'm going somewhere!"

#9658

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Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

mod note: the original version of this joke has words schwartz is presumably not allowed to say to his students

analysis, anal, duval, schwartz

#12205

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Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

#7822

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Dec. 28, 2018, 9:57 p.m.

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//video of a class for precalc c to watch over winter break "because it's easy" Rose: Pretty quiet here... Alone in a room by myself... No one to blame... But myself...

no one to blame but himself for assigning SO MUCH HOMEWORK OVER WINTER BREAK https://youtu.be/_Ersogsswl4?t=1315

precalc_c, rose