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2020

May 21, 2021, 1:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.

#491

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Jon: Emotions are good, according to my health teacher

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#6532

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June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Hinkle: Consumer tastes change demand. And ladies and gentlemen, I have to say, I am a coca-cola kind of guy. Student: I thought you were a beer kind of guy.

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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:36 a.m.

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Sahu: So you keep lighting things on fire...

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Jan. 16, 2024, 9:06 p.m.

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//Science Bowl Regionals, breakfast table before competitions Eric Yang: Should I drink the apple cider? Eric: Will I perform better drunk? Kian: Yes! Caleb is living proof that you will perform better drunk!

#7784

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#9411

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#556

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Sept. 23, 2009, 12:18 p.m.

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Ms. Duval's status message: Puppy whining - BRB