#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#4384

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Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.

#12265

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Oct. 6, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...

#6964

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Nov. 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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//Talking across the room Connor: Your intuition is shit!

#551

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*

#5507

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June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

#7456

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April 30, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

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Student: If a person is dabbing, does that make a vector? Student 2: Then does that mean that more students would make a plane?

#3357

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May 12, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

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//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.

#3417

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May 26, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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//gym, ultimate frisbee, trying to persuade Gary to join one of the teams Sankar: Gary, this is the good kind of peer pressure! It's not like we're trying to make you take drugs. Scott: OH LOOK! A CROW! //Scott chases the crow across the field Gary: Are you sure he's not on drugs?

#6719

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Oct. 5, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists