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77

Feb. 9, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"

#7387

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April 10, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

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//Pham walks in to the first AP Stat review session, all is hush Pham: AP? //Stein nods Pham: Dis early???

#385

79

May 31, 2009, 11:53 p.m.

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"I keep on taking your pictures and now my camera's broken"

#7300

24

March 7, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

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//AP Chem Substitute: I'm going to refill my water bottle. Uh, Abigail is in charge. Sammy: Can you write a pass?

#6330

33

March 21, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it

#11687

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March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#7107

77

Jan. 12, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?

#8428

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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.

#2504

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Nov. 7, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//offering a high-level survey of the biological sciences Pham: You eat food, absorb energy, cell grow, that's what it is.

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.