#10687

2020

June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)

#13571

19

March 18, 2025, 6:42 p.m.

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"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu

#4239

77

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

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//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.

#3819

3436

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

#1737

-410

March 26, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Jack: No, Erin, shutup. No one likes you...except for the people that like you.

#5321

1717

Dec. 15, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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//Stein's puzzle team David Stein had just beat Adam's puzzle team SpacePirates the night before on the puzzle contest Shinteki; David Stein beat the SpacePirates by 1 minute Stein: Do you know what another word for losing by one minute is? Adam: What? Stein: Losing.

#2406

55

Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

#12666

1111

Dec. 5, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Prange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.

#9125

1517

April 28, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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Lidz: You know what they say about dead women Lidz: All their stuff is free

#8140

9298

May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head