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1010

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Pham: I put the TV in the bathroom and my wife screaming at me make me move it. But I just walk in and watch news and thing like that.

#1602

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March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

#4060

79

March 23, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

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M-E: I turn Asian in the sun! Tony: Yes, you are officially Asian!!

#7336

1012

March 19, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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Bosse: ...We're not that worried, but what are people thinking about after spring break? Everyone: APs? Bosse: No!! Bosse: Normal people! //Silence Bosse: Summer break!!

#12791

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#13124

11

Feb. 23, 2024, 3:21 p.m.

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Rose: x^(2/3) is bird Rose: 1/bird is volcano

#8406

3339

Nov. 27, 2019, 6:33 p.m.

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//AP World 9th Period Seat: I'm happy to tell you guys that these unit test multiple choice scores were much better than the last ones. Seat: The class average was an 85% *Thunderous applause from class*

#7232

88

Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

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Pham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.

#1035

68

Dec. 3, 2009, 11:33 p.m.

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//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.

#7594

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Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?