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⚐ ReportGross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: So we have this symbol on one side, this symbol on the other side! So we need to swing them on to the same side! Schwartz: We call this...swingy swingy!
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⚐ ReportMogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.
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⚐ ReportRose: whose yellow drink is this Jesse: it's mine Saanvi: what is it Jesse: it's piss *takes a sip* Saanvi: ewwww Rose: well that was great, merry Christmas everybody
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⚐ Report//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.
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⚐ ReportRichard: Hey Rohan look at this, it's pretty funny. Rohan (without looking): hahaha that is funny.
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⚐ Report// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!
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⚐ Report//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them