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March 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: You know, I tried to get this class designated as a health credit because we talk about our feelings so much.

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88

June 6, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

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Christopher: why is there a mobile pet spa at a McDonald's??? Andrew: don't you know how they get their food?

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March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

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02

March 22, 2017, 9:14 a.m.

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Mr. Ambenge: As the volume of a gas decreases the pressure increases. Student: Isn't that just an opinion. Mr. Ambenge: No.

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Feb. 3, 2020, 6:12 p.m.

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//3rd Period AoA Ms. Wright: What is the total number of keys a Vigenère cipher can have? Aditya: 26^n -1 Ms. Wright: You were listening too close to the video! SHHH!

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Jan. 14, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

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//Girls Who Code comes up on Infoflow Dr. Davis: At this age, they should be identifying as women, not girls.

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Oct. 25, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Sebi: Whose head to I have to wax to get some HoHos around here?

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Sept. 21, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 bio *Sam Lidz sneezes* Sloe: God bless your little heart! *Sam sneezes again* Sloe: Okay, that's enough...

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March 19, 2024, 2:04 p.m.

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Arthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free

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April 29, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!