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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Pham: Bosse could retire when she turn fifty-three! You guy know that, right? She have thirty year by then. (later) Pham: If Mister Dvorsky retire, she retire when she turn eighty years old.

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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:41 a.m.

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//In the middle of class, when we were talking about optimal paths Pham: So you go for hike in Rocky Mountain, and you think you fine. Then you hit wood, and you see only tree! You look back, more tree! You look around, nothing but tree! And then you realize that you lost in middle of wood!

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April 26, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//Walstein's precalc B class, talking about why people should speak French Richard Chen: The French make sweet love! Eva: Speaking French isn't going to help you, Richard.

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Aug. 30, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Sahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101

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Nov. 14, 2017, 9:18 a.m.

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*Matthew, looking around for tissues* Matthew: WHAT SORT OF PRIMITIVE CLASSROOM DOESN'T HAVE TISSUES?!

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

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Sept. 30, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?

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Nov. 29, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

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//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!

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Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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// Email from Ms. Gross during the blizzard of 2009 Hello class! I hope you've been enjoying the weather--I have made too many snow angels to count and am in complete sugar-shock from too much hot cocoa. Here's the deal--please get me your papers as soon as you are able. I would really like to be able to grade them over break, and I'm sure you already have them completed, so why not just hand them in? Please email me your final papers as well as your four profiles. I can always look up the article online, but I would like the column analyses so that I can refer back to them as I read your papers. You may attach them as just one file, or as five separate ones--the format is up to you. This will save all of you who never seem to have time to print before class anyway! It's better this way--hard copies are sooooo Puritan!