Random Quotes
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⚐ ReportRose: Say you’re going to- let’s keep it simple- Italy. So you’re walking around, and you don’t know Italian, and you go to a grocery store, and hold up a tomato, and you’re like, “what’s this.” And they’re like, uhh, yknow, it’s called… Rose: Rose: …Gregory.
#5310
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⚐ ReportMr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing
#2866
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⚐ Report//Indoor track is warming up in the main hallway of the third floor, and a random magnet kid walks by. Magnet Student: I guess this isn't robotics club...
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⚐ Report//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.
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⚐ ReportStreet (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.
#2972
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⚐ ReportPA System: All ninth graders should... Whitacre: Who cares about ninth grade! PA System: ...auditorium for the ninth grade assembly. Whitacre: Just send 'em home. They're not here for any reason.
#11823
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⚐ Report//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.