#4831

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April 4, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

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// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!

#12452

1111

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Losekamp: What's an example of a stimulus? Diego: Getting punched in the face

#9213

1212

Oct. 14, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// discussing chemistry Duval: So: ionic, covalent, and ... Student: Low-risk government bonds.

#12090

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Sept. 11, 2023, 7:27 a.m.

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Oliver: bruh like Santa hasn’t given me snow for the past two years Edem: That’s because you’re a naughty boy

#13476

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Oct. 2, 2024, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: this is now a postulate its...who the hell is this guy? Rose: ah! it's pasch's postulate! or pasch's axiom. or something. Veena: paschtulate

#13214

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March 18, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Glenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"

#10180

66

March 7, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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// Chem club lecture O’Donovan: Do you want to make pepper spray and send it to Ukraine?

#12605

1111

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Leo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)

#6128

55

Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.

#1787

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April 15, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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Anderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding