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⚐ Report//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.
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⚐ Report//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.
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⚐ Report//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!
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⚐ Report//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.
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⚐ Report// Poli stat, group is sharing stuff with each other Elaine: I get excited each time I get a new email but they're all from Steven...
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⚐ ReportKirk: I wonder if there's a parametric equation that can *draaaaww* Picasso's paintings Kirk: ... probably exists
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.