#388

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June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#8880

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Jan. 11, 2021, 9:48 a.m.

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//srp, in the zoom chat, discussing how the social science srp's have been labeled as "behavioral science" Lixing: Humans are just mice with existential dread.

#9993

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Feb. 15, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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Duval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves

#727

99

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

#511

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: If there are conventions in your field, follow those over the ones in the class. Sorry. Duval: It's okay. I haven't told them anything yet.

#3216

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April 11, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Schafer: So did any of you read your horoscope today? Ittai: Well, I DID read it one time and it said that I would find something good in an unusual place.  So I looked at my ass in the mirror.  But all I saw was crap!

#3293

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.

#9966

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#10662

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June 7, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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//Someone messed with Alden's chromebook while he was away. Alden: What did you do to my computer?! Alden: *looks at search bar* "Sussus amongus..." Alden: Why would you type such a thing....?

#1339

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:04 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday, I said something in my world history class about growing stuff -- next thing I know, six or seven kids are asking how I know that they're growing stuff in the backyard... oh, they live in Takoma Park! Darn.