#2297

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: If you don't get a 5 [on the AP], you're a shame to your family. Pham: Do not talk like Asian! Student: What? Pham: Asian talk like that! Shame to family and thing like that.

#5607

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Oct. 29, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Street spots people turning in late lab reports Street: The trash can is over there.

#7607

3838

Sept. 21, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 bio *Sam Lidz sneezes* Sloe: God bless your little heart! *Sam sneezes again* Sloe: Okay, that's enough...

#498

1111

July 1, 2009, 9:51 a.m.

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Rohan P: int latex how do u sub/super scripts? Anand: ^_^

#6128

55

Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.

#710

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers

#5582

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Oct. 14, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Walking up to the tennis courts in 9th period gym. Grace: I don't look like Steven! Josh: What? What are you even talking about? Grace: Someone told me that I look like Steven. I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM! Josh: But your children will!

#10594

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May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#12191

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: So if I get an isograft, it's from my incredibly attractive twin brother.

#6594

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Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.