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April 12, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

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//Discussing landmark case for supreme court. Max: My favorite case is Mapp v. Ohio. //Max is doing Miller v. California Max: Oh, I'll do this one. Swaney: Yeah, you sure like the porn ones. //On Ashcroft v. ACLU Patrick: Max should be doing this one. Max: Nah, child porn is not cool. Swaney: Is it because you're a child now? Patrick: Mr. Swaney that carries some unfortunate implications about Max when he is an adult.

#12444

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Nov. 2, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//in gabaree ap nsl saanvi: my problem is that there are no asians

#11030

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Oct. 21, 2022, 3:24 p.m.

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Andy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!

#11778

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April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#12773

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Dec. 19, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Lucas Kim: i'm not racist i swear Lucas: i treat all races equally, even the bad ones.

#11140

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#12557

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Nov. 20, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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//kids are sitting on desks Sahu: i don't know what's going on there but you guys need to sit on desks Sahu: freudian slip

#11149

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Nov. 14, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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//the next class from 11132 Schwartz: If you want to plug in 2 to a polynomial, you can do that. Schwartz: Just construct the polynomial ring, and mod it out by the ideal generated by x - 2! Michael: Will this be on the test?

#325

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May 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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"Interstate Commerce Act, the sexiest law ever!" -- Ms. Manuel

#12009

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Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.