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#3735

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Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#6531

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June 26, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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Lee: It's not probability, it's bullshit.

#4417

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Feb. 5, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

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//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.

#6951

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Nov. 18, 2017, 3:52 p.m.

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//During PClassic Gabriel: Aaron, come and help me with stripping!

Stripping a list. Get your mind out of the gutter!

gabriel

#6032

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Sept. 21, 2016, 12:52 a.m.

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Thanuri: Who needs drugs when you can just take off someone's glasses.

discussing how people's faces change when they take off their glasses

#3761

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Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused

Gross is the biggest feminist in the school...

jacky, gross

#4625

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Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#2431

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#546

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Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.

#6432

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May 11, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

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Steven: I'm the lady of the lake and imma sugar on down~~~