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June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

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Oct. 27, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Roberts: I really like ping-pong. I challenge you all to a game of ping-pong. There's a ping-pong table somewhere in the school.

#578

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Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#2495

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Nov. 7, 2010, 2:59 p.m.

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Pham: You generate plenty of steam come out your mouth! Shakib: Yeah, like this morning I made a lot of steam. It was really cold. Pham: NO it was not cold! What are you, wimp or something?

#7032

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Dec. 12, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//a student walks into Street's room Street: Hey. It's nice to see you! Student: Nice to see you too, Mr. Street. Street: Thanks for lying. *pretends to be touched* Thanks for your emotional support.

#12168

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Sept. 20, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: LSD: see the rainbow. Jerry: Magic mushrooms: hear the rainbow. Jerry: Crack cocaine, snort the rainbow.

#9599

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Dec. 11, 2021, 12:19 p.m.

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Kirk: You gotta do it right, or you're gonna get it wrong. Kirk, a second later: That is the stupidest sentence I have ever said.

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Dec. 10, 2019, 10:07 p.m.

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Mr. Schwartz: Imagine a sideways wheel of cheese-- Robert: No. Mr. Schwartz: Okay...

#12977

99

Feb. 3, 2024, 6:37 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's give Ace sunglasses and call them "the Ace of shades"

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May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.