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⚐ Report//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Explaining mining accidents Thornton: So they would to make a new basket and lower a new Chinese guy down...
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⚐ ReportAce: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"
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⚐ Report(pretending to be a college) Teacher: I'll admit 1000 caucasians, five blacks, and...two...hispanics. Student: What about Asians? Teacher: Oh yes, Asians. I'll admit 2000 Asians.
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⚐ Report//SRP, Nacho panicking because Michael stole his phone Sub: How good are you? Nacho: 15?
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⚐ Report// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.
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⚐ ReportPatrick: Can you think of anything stupid I've said? //Elizabeth laughs. Patrick: No laughing!
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⚐ Report[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.
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⚐ ReportMr. Rada: I play League of Legends a lot more than I should. . . also now it's ok to like anime in public so feel free to talk to me about anime.