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Feb. 27, 2023, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about All State Eric Shi: You're going to drive from Maryland to Baltimore in 1 hour?

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March 30, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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Duval: I was busy decapitating my Barbie dolls and shaving their heads!

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May 23, 2017, 1:17 a.m.

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Rose: Cheating is a moral judgment that only God can make. What we DO have, though, are violations of testing procedures.

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March 6, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?

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Dec. 2, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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//(referring to Walden Pond) Bustillos: Well, you can go live in the forest with an axe and raise chickens. You don't need CAP.

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

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April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

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Jan. 7, 2016, 11:08 a.m.

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//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics Stein: "Everyone write a probability down as the title of your homework" *everyone in class writes titles* Stein: "Jordi, what's yours?" Jordi: "What is the portability Blair soccer wins tonight? 1" *Class and Stein laugh* Stein: "OK. Jimmy what's yours?" *Jimmy laughs uncontrollably* Jimmy: "What's the probability that Jimmy scores tonight? .999" *Class laughs loudly* Stein: "Oh my god, you're the most conceited person ever." //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.

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April 1, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Janvi: I'm going to Ethopia this summer. Angelina: Is that in Europe?

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you go to the Eastern shore and you trespass on other peoples' property -- as I did on a few of my hunts -- well, the people are not so friendly.