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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: So, who wants to present on China's political institutions? //Cao raises hand Swaney: Congratulations, you just picked the hardest topic.

#1339

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:04 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday, I said something in my world history class about growing stuff -- next thing I know, six or seven kids are asking how I know that they're growing stuff in the backyard... oh, they live in Takoma Park! Darn.

#5228

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Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#9229

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Oct. 25, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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Rose: Hello class how are you doing Class: good Rose: I'm doing good too! ...thats a lie

#11348

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Dec. 21, 2022, 2:22 p.m.

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Lodal, watching Michael open a banana the normal way: What are you doing? Opening a banana the wrong way? Michael: what? Lodal: You should open it from the bottom. Once you try it, you'll see it's much easier.

#1839

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April 28, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Pham: What, you not know what diffusion is? You all obviously never have boyfriend or girlfriend! Class:??? Pham: You know, when a boy/girl enters party, you think they smell nice because of perfume or cologne! Class:???

#13143

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March 1, 2024, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.

#1786

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April 15, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't forget to read to [chapter] 25 because there will be a quiz. I, however, have some bad news: I will not be here next class. *Offers a tissue box to everyone in the front row* [...] There will still be work assigned next class. This work may include the viewing of a video. Knowing me, however, it may not.

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#3055

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March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]