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Nov. 29, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.

#438

68

June 11, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Teacher: Quizmaster over here got a five out of fourty on our last quiz. Student: Hey, at least you know I didn't cheat.

#487

02

June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Ms. Thurman: If you're a convicted felon -- JON -- you might not be able to vote.

#9834

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Jan. 26, 2022, 3:01 p.m.

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//PD 9 Rao Rao: What kind of values do you tend to associate with being American? Diego: Freedom, guns, hamburgers. Rao: ....... Rao: Ok so lets go with freedom!

#1881

66

May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#11835

35

May 15, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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// French Period 4, talking about French movies Kanza: Trois hommes et un couffin. Can you think of an old American movie that that could be? Student: Three men and a coffin? Kanza: No, no, not a coffin. Three men and a... Other student: A baby? Kanza: Yes. Three men and a baby. Yet another student: Jesus?

#4625

1616

Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#10203

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March 8, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know I used to do improv comedy? Student: We should do improv comedy in class. Rose: That's what we're already doing. We do that every day.

#451

44

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mrs. Dvorsky: You can knock out four computers with one kick!

#3862

55

Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.