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#5489

2022

May 14, 2015, 8:59 p.m.

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//Doing a counting problem in Functions Rose: So we need like, seven classes, A B C D E F G. A for Analysis, B for Biology, C for Chemistry, D for... Dutch, E for... Entomology, F for Functions, and G for... for... Giraffes.

#2190

66

Sept. 24, 2010, 2:36 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Can someone turn out the light?! I can't see myself!

#1029

44

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!

#10743

35

Aug. 31, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: I’m a Scorpio, I won’t tell your secrets!

#11473

1212

Jan. 30, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Schwartz: Due date is the same as the deadline. Schwartz: I can’t do that, so deadline is two minutes after the due date! Schwartz: Problem solved!

#5566

410

Oct. 5, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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// ESS Pd. 3, learning about mineral properties Lodal: Our next property is really two things: cleavage and fracture. // Class starts giggling Lodal (not amused): Thanks for that, guys.

#10304

1111

March 18, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Jerry Jing: Let's find constellations in the corn! Johnny: Oh I see Cancer! Jerry(pointing to Johnny): I see Cancer too!

#8360

3737

Oct. 23, 2019, 1:51 a.m.

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Rose: If you're gonna post your math notes on instagram, at least tag me

#9993

3131

Feb. 15, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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Duval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves

#9132

2525

April 30, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: We're trying to see who the frogs have sex with