#13206

-19

March 15, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

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Katz: reality is a joke and I’m one of its punchlines

#12641

1012

Dec. 4, 2023, 1:52 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: MR. BANNISTER [TOUCHES] ME EVERY DAY

#6112

1010

Dec. 2, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Pd 7 Analysis Stein: What's his name? Beard guy-oh! Mr. Schwartz!

#11730

2222

April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

#3912

44

Jan. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

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//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!

#13690

44

Dec. 4, 2025, 3:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: Just like in Monty Python when they throw a hand grenade at the big rabbit to turn it into itty bitty bits Andrew Zhao: Just like Nahom Schwartz: What? Nahom is not a rabbit? Andrew: Yes he is. I asked his sister.

#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#1857

1111

May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

#6700

2020

Oct. 2, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Talking about tigers lead to zoos led to Mr. Schafer's kid Schafer: So people go up to me, and they ask, 'Why do you have a leash on your kid?' I say, 'Because. Harambe.'

#11307

810

Dec. 12, 2022, 8:16 a.m.

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Burnell: Viva la France! Burnell: They're gonna win the world cup. Burnell: Why? Because Mr. Burnell has a lot of money on them.