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⚐ Report*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.
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⚐ Report// Cell organelle campaign Glenn: Next up... we have.... the cell wall! Glenn: We get to watch Chaewoon dance!
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⚐ ReportAnderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.
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⚐ Report//Talking about the "ladder of teaching" Schafer: So there's sort of this scale. At the bottom, it's like "organize the classroom". Then it's "learn the kids names". And its just all this stuff, and at the top is "Be a good teacher". But isn't all that other junk just what a good teacher does?
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⚐ Report//Mr. Street happily goes off-topic and talks about how many students smoked cigarettes when he was in junior high Katheryn: Mr. Street, do you want a cigarette? Well you don't need one because you're already smoking hot! Street: Aww thanks, that really touches my heart.
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⚐ Report//Khan Academy asks for Mr. Street's Google account username and password Street: Your mom!
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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: i have pictures of David Katz's feet if you want them Andrew: i have multiple Andrew: next time he's gonna be weird if he sees me
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⚐ ReportHinkle: By the way ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, when I was growing up, this theory was what we learned... and then a guy came around and proved that this theory was completely and absolutely wrong.