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#11015

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Oct. 19, 2022, 9:12 p.m.

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John: Can I stay for 9th period? I don’t have one. Dr. Howard: Was that why you were staring at my classroom like a creep yesterday?

we love u dr. howard // mod note: what's howard

john, howard

#9525

2020

Dec. 6, 2021, 8:49 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys lets take a short break, I need to have a conversation on Discord.

#9841

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Jan. 27, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry. Lodal is going over the Safety Test. Lodal: Now, staying on task is the one thing that people have the most trouble with. I'd love if you prove me wrong, but this class has Michael in it. Michael: It's totally possible that we'd be really bad at labs. Lodal: Yeah, that's a possibility.

#8561

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March 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: You know, I tried to get this class designated as a health credit because we talk about our feelings so much.

#9338

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Nov. 11, 2021, 11:27 p.m.

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// Stein walks into Mr. Rose’s room during class; rose is teaching addition of linear and sine functions Rose: Who can think of a real world application for this sort of function? // No one answers Stein: Maybe a ferris wheel? Rose: It’s linearly increasing though, what kind of ferris wheel would that be Stein: …a ferris wheel to heaven?

//mod note: see 9328 for what i presume is the continuation

stein, rose

#3133

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March 23, 2011, 4:01 p.m.

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//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!

still haven't figured out why that slide was there

fetish, mogge

#5374

2830

Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!

#9977

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Feb. 11, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Duval: Jerry you're not supposed to be on that page yet! Jerry Song: That's very nice but I didn't ask.

#6066

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Oct. 19, 2016, 10:31 p.m.

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// Watching Presidential debate Anon: He's not the messiah, he's a very bad hombre.

From The Life of Brian: "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy". Also, bad hombre...

anon

#6578

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Sept. 12, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Alan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class? Piper: No, we have mom quizzes. Alan: Okay. Wait, what? Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle. //laughter

Mom quizzes are better than pop quizzes.

alan, piper