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Oct. 17, 2016, 7:44 p.m.

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Noah K.: I think I'll stop playing games and actually do some work now. David Wu: Oh... Noah K.: Wait no, I just said that because my parents were near me.

#1233

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#9900

88

Feb. 3, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Andy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.

#9005

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Feb. 17, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

#12157

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Sept. 19, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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Eric Yang: "You're getting jumped."

#6347

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March 25, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Rose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.

#458

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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//discussing compasses Brian: Oh I remember we had those compasses in 4th grade. All you had to do was put your finger down and go "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

#11101

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Nov. 3, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Stein: Nobody ever listens to me. Stein: That has been the story of my life for several decades.

#12264

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Oct. 6, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Diego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?