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March 10, 2015, 10:36 p.m.

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Stein: A lot of middle school boys think they're sexually active if a girl smiles at them. Right Tim? Timothy: Right!

#12828

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:43 a.m.

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Lodal: Once I saw a kid named Brace Lodal: and I was like who would name their kid Brace!? Grace: oh i thought he said grace Grace: i was like dude i'm sitting right here //later Lodal: Brace seems like an AI generated name

#1060

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Gross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!

#1361

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#4413

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Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.

#9247

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:43 p.m.

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Duval: 24-48 hours within the period of fun

#10479

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April 25, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............

#3877

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

#7147

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:06 a.m.

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// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!

#613

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.