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⚐ Report// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.
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⚐ ReportHenry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.
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⚐ ReportFreshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.
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⚐ Report//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.
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⚐ Report//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!
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⚐ ReportRose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it
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⚐ ReportJames: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.