#3724

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Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: Using all those decimals makes me feel smart.

#2213

1010

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#558

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Sept. 24, 2009, 4:10 p.m.

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//talking about Monastic Friday Ms. Duval: If you call me mother and I call you brother, that's just weird. Jacob: It's like Oedipus Rex! Ms. Duval: I don't wanna live in that family.

#2120

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Sept. 16, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.

#1230

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Piper: Actually I'm not cool, I'm pretty hot.

#1034

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.

#1782

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April 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.

#3969

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Feb. 15, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//In ESS, talking about good TV shows Alex W.: Hey, Mr. Lodal, do you like the Big Bang Theory? Lodal: Yeah.... yeah, thats a pretty good show. Alex W.: WHAT!?! That show sucks!! Lodal: ...you suck.

#3579

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Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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If x is in the empty set, then x is a pink elephant ~Mr. Rose