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#1189

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.

This is the teacher that Jacob thinks looks like Sarah Palin.

sloe

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#6433

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May 11, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.

#10247

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March 10, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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//feels hard region of Student's shoulder Sudhish: Ooh, have you been working out your shoulders? Student: ... no, that's a bone. Sudhish: Oh, it is? Oh, yeah. I also have bones. I'm not a snake.

#10681

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June 9, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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Duval: Ace, I'm not sure if anyone has asked me if I feel like a winner.

#7308

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March 8, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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// Doing an analytic continuation of the trig functions with a less-than-rigorous justification Schwartz: Feels wrong, but it's oh so right.

#9070

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March 26, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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//discussing different kinds of lice in ento, including crab lice Garrett: even the STDs are evolving into crabs

#3023

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March 3, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!

#2847

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Jan. 26, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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Ivey: Sesame Street! A-can-a-you-a-count-a-with-a-me? One-a-buddha, two-a-buddha, three-a-buddha!

this was unprovoked

ivey

#11160

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Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie