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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Katz: You were talking about pictures by Andrew? Katz: More like ZHAOpian.

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Feb. 10, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Anderson: If this class was, instead of AP Language and Composition, AP Weightlifting, I might assign you to do 50 reps of whatever with these dumbbells. Anderson: And I would check if you've done your homework. You'd tell me that your muscles are tired, because that's what happens when you do 50 reps. //later Anderson: A lot of you are smart enough to get away with not doing the reading. Anderson: But at the end of AP Weightlifting, you see a difference between those who do the homework and those who don't.

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March 1, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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Chris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.

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Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!

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Oct. 1, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently

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Dec. 15, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Moose: Curb your anger, dammit!

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April 13, 2024, 11:20 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Phallic potato? More like dick tater.

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Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.

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June 4, 2021, 3:02 p.m.

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Lodal: What would life be without Nearpod?

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Jan. 26, 2022, 7:40 p.m.

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Stephen: Man, I'm gonna love this class. Andy: Why, because of my shitposting? Steph: No, that was sarcastic.