#11765

410

April 18, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I'm working on it. I'll get it done. I promise. Seat: *grimaces* Seat: My brain is melting after grading so many LEQs.

#3038

99

March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.

#8662

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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//logic Samantha: Personally I think drowning people is less good than the other examples you provided Tad. Tad: Well it depends Tad: Are you the drowner or the drownee? Tad: Because one way it's extremely fun, and the other way you're dead Samantha: I believe we may have different definitions of fun

#4616

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Oct. 11, 2013, 4:02 p.m.

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Anybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."

#971

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.

#2928

46

Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working

#10417

1212

April 5, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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Subayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.

#10014

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Vice assembly for inventor Karen: We have the same size nuts. // Later Karen: I just need to get my other nut in and I'm done!

#8760

2525

Nov. 17, 2020, 3:24 p.m.

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// Street is using google maps Street: Okay, so I’m gonna drop my person here Street: So he can get hit by a car

#6226

113

Jan. 31, 2017, 10:15 p.m.

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//Bennett walks in to Rose's room, looking for his textbook //He then takes a long time trying to find his 1984 book, which is also in the room Rose: Hurry up! It's right over there! Now get out of here! Courtney: Yeah, you're the new Kevin S. Zhou!