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⚐ Report//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.
#1087
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⚐ ReportSchafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.
#6987
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⚐ Report//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!
#2617
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⚐ Report//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!
#9527
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⚐ Report//Pd 9 Cuadrado (Spanish 5) Sra. Cuadrado: What is the Spanish word for someone who likes to stay at home? Solomon: Um... Isabel Allende? *The whole room breaks down into laughter*
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⚐ Report//Period 1 ADSA //Connor is doing a quadratic formula and is trying to set up throwing an error Connor: Nick how did u set up your error? I copied it exactly from the specs but every time I do it it just gives me an error... Jerry scrolls up through his code, realizes it Jerry: Wait that's what it's supposed to do Eli bursts into laughter //While I was submitting this Paul caught me and made me change Nick to Jerry
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⚐ Report//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!
#7516
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⚐ Report//Before 9th Period World History Mr. Mogge: To whom do I owe the honor? Ryan Tse: What honor? Mr. Mogge: What honor? The honor of working with you!