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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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// rao ninth period rao: she’s grooming you like a horse rao: well like a pretty horse

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Jan. 30, 2019, 7:14 p.m.

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//first day of ento James: Ms. Duval, say you're hiking outside. If you see a mealworm, would you be like, "Oh bet, I can eat this"?

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April 14, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

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Jacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.

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Jan. 3, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Isak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.

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Dec. 16, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

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//Talking about partitioning nodes to an X set and a Y set. Paul writes a Y on the board, Daniel Zhu complains that the Y is lower case. Paul: I'm sorry Daniel *erases Y and makes it serif* //Paul continues to talk and then writes a regular Y on the board again Paul: It's an upper case Y. Daniel Schaffer: You can't put serifs only on some of your Y's Haydn: You have just introduced us to three different types of Y's Daniel Schaffer: WHY would you do that? Haydn: Yeah WHY? Paul: That's a Ben Cucos Wiley moment right there. Haydn: Don't you mean a Ben Cucos Y?

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April 8, 2024, 1:43 p.m.

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Rivkah: 70% of Nigeria's wealth is spent on apostrophes every year

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May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: we will have a BFT on the last day we meet for the quarter. Student: what does that mean? Schwartz: mcps initialism. Don't worry about it. Schwartz, quietly: if anyone actually knows, please tell each other quietly

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Feb. 4, 2010, 8:15 p.m.

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Mr: Stein: We should have an integration pep rally. They'd run out with posters with different integration techniques, like u substitution, and people would clap politely. And then when they brought out trig substitutions, everyone would go wild.