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⚐ ReportConley: * something about giving someone a box of chocolates * Quinn: Hey, but I'm allergic to chocolate... Gibi: Well, I'm allergic to boxes.
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⚐ Report//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP
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⚐ Reportpov rose teaching: "just do it, via thinking" "if you just sit there an observe it, you might realize that..." *pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "if you're like good at math or something, you might notice..." *again pulls out random move which coincidentally is like the only way to solve the problem* "and then it's just fifth grade algebra" "and this is the part where you go OHHHHHH come on say it OHHHH" "because this is kinda just like a duh math fact" "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" seconds before the bell rings: "OKAYCOMEON30MORESECONDSLETSFINISHTHISPROBLEMCOMEONWECANDOITDONTPACKUPDONTPACKUP"
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⚐ Report// AP World Mogge: Instead of pretending that we have to do something important before watching the movie... We're going to watch the movie.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Wilson, the student teacher, finishes a lecture Schwartz: Notice how they already stopped clapping for you.
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⚐ Report// Under the "How is this relevant today" section of a report on Mexican immigration and discrimination, a group member just put down a picture of Trump. Russel: *Peers over shoulder* That's a good start.
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⚐ ReportStein: The nth term test for divergence has been officially recognized by the International Institute for Acronyms as NTT. If the acronym isn't registered by the International Institute for Acronyms, but you still use it, you can face up to 2 years in prison. So be careful on the AP.
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!