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#2582

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Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2945

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Feb. 17, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.

#2489

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!

#780

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:05 p.m.

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Cuadrado: We'll get started pretty soon, this computer is just taking forever to start up! This is America, I thought computers were fast!

#285

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May 21, 2009, 9:43 p.m.

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Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#1895

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May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides

#7009

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Dec. 4, 2017, 10:02 p.m.

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//Hibachi fire goes up Avery: Oh look, my future

#369

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May 27, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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Wei-Hwa: In mathematics, you can't do experiments. I kept on adding two and three... Piper: And on days ending in "y," I got five.

#4365

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Dec. 19, 2012, 7 p.m.

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//On the bus on 'ugly sweater' day Naeem: So this morning I tried on my sister's sweater but it was tight around the waist and the shoulders and baggy at the arms; how do you girls wear such a thing? Soctia: You're just not busty. Naeem: Did you just call me buff?