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May 26, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Student: That's nitrogen, can't you fucking see? Nitrogen is the ball right there. Stelzner: [Student], language! Student: Sorry, I guess I can't say "balls."



May 25, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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// Chem RNE Pd 9, working in the computer room. Dhruva is using OnShape to model his group's experiment Vera: What units are these? Dhruva: Inches. Vera: American scum!



May 25, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Wait there are shirts at Costco? Jerry: I’ve never seen shirts before.



May 25, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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Slides title: What is Supersymmetry (SUSY)? Student: "What is supersymmetry, also known as "sussy"? Schafer: "Su-sie" Schafer: "but AMONG US, I suppose you can call it sussy"



May 24, 2022, 6 p.m.

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Delaney: It's kinda like you're making a slab of jello. Unflavoured, cancerous jello.



May 24, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

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//argument between armand and raun during rose's after school math session on how to memorize inverse trig derivatives armand: use the sts method! s stands for sun and subtraction madeline: what about the co’s… raun: c doesn’t stand for subtraction



May 24, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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Albert: Who else took a Diet Pepsi? Ace: Me! Albert: FELLOW DEGENERATE!



May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Sudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!



May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Raunak: If you think about it, violas are pretty useful. They're just handheld cellos.



May 24, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"