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#13601

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April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

he said this a while back, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED 💀

adsa, java, sahu

#13600

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April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting

#13599

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April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#13598

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April 7, 2025, 8:51 a.m.

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Arbogast: don’t mate with your siblings!

#13595

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April 3, 2025, 11:12 a.m.

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Reanna: Veena Softwareengineer but in Indian Veena: IN WHAT?

We were discussing changing surnames

#13594

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April 2, 2025, 6:06 p.m.

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Gaffney: I know you all played the "I can get a 0 on this test because Grade Melon told me so" game Gaffney: I hate Grade Melon so much

#13593

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April 1, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.

#13592

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April 1, 2025, 2:02 p.m.

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Burnell: I can't teach it all, so I won't teach it at all

credit goes to kian for coming up with it

burnell, kian

#13586

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

#13581

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March 27, 2025, 10:01 a.m.

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Balin: Bro, disabled people aren't real Balin: Who's even disabled? Julian: You.

period 4 fot, jorgensen was in the darkroom and didn't hear, talking about universal design

jorgensen, balin, fot, julian