//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."
Katie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-
Rivkah: Are you fully or half Hispanic Katie: Half, my dad Rivkah: *gesturing to Leila* between the three of us we have one Hispanic.
Katie: Paprika isn't spicy what are you talking about! Rivkah: Well that's because you're a different... Wait Katie: Finish that sentence Rivkah: ... Katie: I dare you Leila: Are you deciding on whether or not you're Hispanic enough to- Rivkah: Yeah...
Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*
Andrew Zhao: MR. BANNISTER [redacted] ME EVERY DAY
//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!
Sean: *coughs* I'm sick *Pause* Sean: I'm not actually sick nvm
*Sean and Isaiah elbowing each other* O'Donovan: This is when things break! Glassware or your bones, doesn't matter which!
Daphne: magnet people don't sleep Grace: that's not true. don't perpetuate stereotypes