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May 24, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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//watching, on YouTube, Tank Man documentary (1989 China) //partway thru, video stops with "This video may be inappropriate for some viewers." Seat: Oh no, it's been censored! Andy: I think we're losing social credits.

// mod note: the video stopped right as we were about to get to an interesting part. Coincidence? I think not

seat, youtube, andy, china, ap_world



May 24, 2023, 2:24 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk (ceramics 1): they're graduating, not going to the moon.



May 24, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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//after ripping a hot dog in half Ziyad: This hot dog is not real.

"So it's a veggie hotdog or something?" "No, it's just not real!"

ziyad, hot dog



May 24, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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//Explaining peeking with Stacks in Java Sahu: We're just window shopping here, guys. I see that beautiful wedding dress in the window, but I'm not ready to commit to all that! I don't have that type of... monetary resources Sahu: Or a significant other Sahu: I'm just looking, I'm just looking!



May 24, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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Smolen: I feel so appreciated by my government. Pay me more!



May 24, 2023, 8:14 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!



May 24, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that statistics is just coping and ratios?



May 24, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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// Talking about suits Schafer: Here is your fashion tip of the day: Never button all 3 buttons. Schafer: Always leave the last button open.



May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.



May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

H_0: p = 0.9, H_a: p != 0.9. n = 64, p-value 0.008, statistically significant! (but the normal approximation might not apply)

stein, applied_stat, news, attendance