#13615

22

June 3, 2025, 8:31 a.m.

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Horne: I need a Servant? Horne: I don't think I need a Servant.

#13611

55

May 23, 2025, 9:22 a.m.

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Lodal: did you know there are plushies of STD’s? Lodal: Some of my friends have the whole collection

#13608

11

May 16, 2025, 11:35 a.m.

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\\Me asking Lodal who Pham was Lodal: Nope. Nope. Awful in every way. Do you enjoy people crying in class?

#13606

11

May 6, 2025, 8:32 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao claims to not know what a punnet square is, and Gaffney draws one Gaffney: My kids both have brown eyes and they're both righties Gaffney: LOSERS!

#13604

11

May 5, 2025, 12:17 p.m.

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//in stat with gaffney ethan: sai, do you like cheese? sai: yeah? i'm lactose intolerant, but yeah ethan: would you say you're a cheddophile? will: HA!

#13603

33

May 2, 2025, 11:38 a.m.

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//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out

#13601

1416

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#13600

1414

April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting

#13599

1315

April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#13598

1111

April 7, 2025, 8:51 a.m.

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Arbogast: don’t mate with your siblings!