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⚐ Report// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that
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⚐ Report// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.
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⚐ Report// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We're just completing the square to find the vertex of a parabola. Schwartz: You've been doing this since you were, like, 7, or whenever you took Algebra.
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⚐ Report// f_x h + f_y k Schwartz: I want to give this expression a name. What should we name this expression? Student 1: Kevin Student 2: Kevin Junior Schwartz: Excellent! This is so much better than my earlier classes. Schwartz: My period 1 class named it z, and my period 6 class named it θ. Those are lame names.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!
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⚐ ReportStein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?