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#8020

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March 19, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I dated myself

#8019

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March 17, 2019, 12:23 p.m.

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Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable

carlos dating

#8016

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March 15, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione Cirincione: You guys are magnet kids. Which is bigger, twenty-five or eight? *unanimous response* Class: EIGHT!

#8015

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March 15, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?

#8013

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March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

She meant to say pete

#8009

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March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#8008

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March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#8006

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March 13, 2019, 12:44 p.m.

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James Park: Am I absent? Pham: *looks at tablet* Okay, you are absent

#8003

1919

March 12, 2019, 9:45 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose Rose: teach your kids gaussian curvature, because otherwise a stranger might do it.

#8002

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March 12, 2019, 9:30 a.m.

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// Analysis 1B, sharing L'Hopital's Rule Projects // Sam asks a question about Mathew's project Sam: So, is this some sort of satire? Matthew: It's not satire, it's history.

Matthew's project was a series of image chronicling the fight between Captain Zero and Infinitus

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