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#11215

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that

#11214

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.

#11213

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!

#11212

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Nov. 22, 2022, 7:55 a.m.

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// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.

#11211

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Nov. 22, 2022, 7:49 a.m.

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Jerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!

#11210

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're just completing the square to find the vertex of a parabola. Schwartz: You've been doing this since you were, like, 7, or whenever you took Algebra.

#11209

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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// f_x h + f_y k Schwartz: I want to give this expression a name. What should we name this expression? Student 1: Kevin Student 2: Kevin Junior Schwartz: Excellent! This is so much better than my earlier classes. Schwartz: My period 1 class named it z, and my period 6 class named it θ. Those are lame names.

#11208

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#11207

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Nov. 21, 2022, 9:29 a.m.

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Victor: That's a D! That's my D!

he's malding at the knowledge celebration

stein, victor

#11206

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Nov. 21, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Stein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?

alex wrote "tacos" as his favorite cereal on the knowledge celebration

stein