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Sept. 18, 2019, 8:40 a.m.

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Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.



Sept. 18, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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James: The two weeks leading up to school, I always have nightmares about missing homework assignments.



Sept. 18, 2019, 8:23 a.m.

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*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR



Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?



Sept. 16, 2019, 8:40 p.m.

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Horne: (to Rajit) Sujay? Rahul? //laughter Horne: Rule number one of finding yourself in a hole: drop the shovel



Sept. 16, 2019, 7:31 p.m.

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Cauley: Let's say I have a boyfriend. So my boyfriend- my girlfriend- my boyfriend- my boy- my boyfriend- my boyfriend who is a girl-

it was in that assembly where they talk about how grades are important for college and stuff




Sept. 16, 2019, 11:06 a.m.

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Overheard at lunch in Kaluta's room: "How are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?!?"

I think every magnet student has said this or had this said to them at least once



Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance



Sept. 14, 2019, 9:19 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics //talking about organisms that reproduce either sexually or asexually Sloe: so, besides it being fun, why else would they want to reproduce sexually?



Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant