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April 12, 2021, 2:34 p.m.

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Martinez: You start seeing three vowels -- everybody loses it.



April 12, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: Get your real world applications out of my math. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.



April 12, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Kirk, writing: If a lim (n -> inf) S_n does not exist then we say the series "S" *diverges* (and is trash 🗑️) // later, conclusions about a divergent series Kirk: It's not really a number. It's trash. It's not really useful to us. // later, conclusions about a different, more interesting divergent series Kirk: It's trash. ... It's beautiful trash; trash can be beautiful. // later, he calls another divergent series trash, draws trash can, then draws smiley face on trash can Kirk: And here's Grouch from Sesame Street. Kirk: Very bad version of Grouch from Sesame Street.



April 10, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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Student: [Student] is such a [student].

Y'all need to start naming names.




April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.



April 9, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Lodal: Your handwriting probably is trash, [Student]. Lodal: You just look like the kind of person to have trash handwriting. Lodal: ... I don't even know what you look like.



April 8, 2021, 6:11 p.m.

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Martinez: Okay, so we'll just feed our sorrows.



April 8, 2021, 6 p.m.

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Piper: Okay, so there's 87,000 students in here and none of you are talking? Student: We already finished discussing Piper: And when you discussed the answers, were all 87,000 of you talking, or just a few?



April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven



April 8, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

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Piper: I'm only asking you to do Problem 3. Piper: Because I don't like Problems 1 and 2.