Report Quote #1762

Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?