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//chaotic lodal anthology, december 10th "is my slapping the desk too loud?" *proceeds to slap desk repeatedly* "my kids are watching Adventure Time, and I think I found my spirit character. It's this guy named Magic Man, and he spends all his time just messing with people." "if you think groundwater is boring... You're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to change your mind today." "the ground does taste pretty good." "I should probably have removed the watermark just out of spite." "eating dirt probably does bolster your immune system. Not that I'm suggesting doing that." "I'm so excited for you guys to be putting out papers in the future that are just full of disinformation you've learned in this class." "Otherwise, you start drinking poop water." "My sister lives way out in the middle of nowhere Vermont, because it's as far away from our parents as she can get." "We're going to have a kahoot later that will confound and confuse all of these terms." "Well, what exactly does it mean to abuse?" "This is another reason not to move to the midwest, by the ways. Like you needed another one." "Do you know anybody from Montana? Do they make their own clothes there?" "This slide is in here to make fun of a kid in my class last year who was always asleep."